the girls have it!

So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

The Au that literally no one asked for: Mean Poke’s

The Unwilling Victims:







and @occasionallysalazzle


*shrugs* (◕‿◕✿)
(I had to, it’s cute okay?)
Sketch by @weather-art
Lining and color by obviously me
@thefandombytes @ladyxgilex @cartooniste2z


(some of) The Team & their Instagram accounts.

No one has a bio except Fel because Thea is still working on hers.
Sara doesn’t do that kind of thing (Me tbh).
and Felicity made Oliver’s but like Sara he just decided to go without.


Never been feelin’ so great about myself :)) Please when you think you look good, take hundreds of pictures of yourself, it doesn’t matter if you have to delete all of them except three photos, you need to know you that you look dAMN good and see it yourself for longer than just that day! embrace yourself and (start to) love yourself❣️

Me at family gatherings
  • Aunt i only see during special occasions: Oh, you've gained weight!
  • Me: (all smiles while returning her hug) i know! So did you!
  • Homophobic, sexist uncle: what, you still don't have a boyfriend?
  • Me: boyfriend no, girlfriend yes. (Laughs in his face)
I don't understand Negan's wives...(mini rant)

If Negan risks his life out there in a walker infested, dangerous world, to make sure I have what I need to survive and look pretty without me even lifting a finger you best believe I would do anything he wants both sexually and affectionately, willingly of course,  just the way daddy likes and prefers it 😉 

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction

And honestly, as long as Negan takes care of me, what he does outside those sanctuary walls is none of my business because if daddy wanted me to know, daddy would tell me 💋

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction

I mean, what is there to not love about this man who respects consent, lays no hand on a woman, treats her like a queen, and showers her with nothing but love and a few naughty comments here and there?……..And all he asks in return is to be respected and for his significant other(s) to be faithful to him

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction


remember the little girl who was devastated and crying so hard when Iris “died” ? I watched the reaction of the latest episode, and as expected when Iris is revealed to be alive she was so happy ! She screamed “YEAH !!” and had the biggest smile on her face.

But some people in the comments were like “Don’t laugh because HR died” and ???? lmao stfu ???? Iris is clearly this little girl’s hero, can you blame her for being so happy and relieved to see her alive again, why would she care about HR lol. also she’s a kid who’s like 8 or 10 y/o she can react however she wants lol don’t be unnecessary annoying