the girl with the little monster tattoo

1. Use the lyrics of your favorite song as the basis for a short story. 

2. Write a mystery. Start with a question and write until you answer it. If you don’t know the answer: even better. 

3.Tell this story: “And it was that exact moment that the power came back on…" 

4. Write a scene that starts with the line, "Darling, stop." 

5. Write a scene that happens right after a tradegy. Don’t mention the tragedy. 

6. Go to your nearest book. Turn to page 51. Find the first line of the last paragraph on the page. Use that line to start your scene. 

7. Write a story that starts with a word you picked out of a dictionary at random.

8. Write a scene using the line "Wait, these codes aren’t right." 

9. Use this in a scene: All I heard was "I swear it will be funny…”  and then we were in jail. 

10. Write a scene where your Antagonist stumbles upon someone from their past. Someone they tried to forget. How has time changed them? 

11. “So… I wasn’t supposed to press that button?”

12. Tell this story: “It was less than a second, maybe half a second, but it changed everything." 

13. Write about this: They sent me because I don’t exist.

14. Your story has to include this line, either at the beginning, middle, or end: ”…but if anyone asks, tell them we’re fine.“ 

15. Write about the sound of winter.

16. Create a character that is a villain to both your antagonist and protagonist. 

17. Shuffle time!! Put your music on shuffle and start writing. Everytime the song changes, change the mood of the story to match the music. 

18. Your character falls down a flight of stairs. What happens? 

19. Write about the morning after the day she died. 

20. Write a scene that takes place on a subway. There are five stops in the scene. 

21. Write a story that starts with a screech. 

22. Write a short paragraph ending with these words: He would give anything to turn back the clock five minutes.

23. What if the story started with this? The bomb exploded. 

24. When they were young, your Protagonist made a promise they weren’t able to keep. What was it?

25. Describe a character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. 

26. You are a kid’s imaginary friend. He’s growing up. You’re fading away. 

27. At birth, everyone has the date they will die tattooed on their arm. You were supposed to die yesterday. 

28. A little girl is terrified of the monster under her bed, but what she doesn’t know is that the monster under her bed protects her from the true monsters - her parents. 

29. Everyone human being is born with a birthmark signifying a great deed they are fated to do in their lives. Your first child has just been born with the mark of a murderer across her face.

30. Prompt: This is what the darkness promised. 

31. Write a letter to someone who doesn’t like you. 

32. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again. 

33. Suddenly, all over the world, all children start drawing the same thing over and over again. 

34. Write about a character who can’t keep secrets. 

35. At the beginning of mankind, there were only zombies. They began to evolve and have a human apocalypse. 

36. You run into the gym and mysteriously find yourself in a forest. You learn you have been granted one super power. Describe your journey home. 

37. Write about this: What would you do if you weren’t afraid? 

38. What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves. 

39. Write down who you were, who you are and what you want to remember. 

40. Write a scene that starts with: "I haven’t told anyone this before, but I’m going to tell you now.”

41. Write a scene using this line: “I saw what was in his mind. I know what he’s planning.”

42. Write a scene only using dialogue. Start with the line, “What do I do? He’s been there all day." 

43. Write dialogue - two people. They both say "I love you,” but only through subtext. 

44. Write a scene using these dialogues: “Do you trust me?” “No.” “Smart man.”

45. Dialogue Prompt: “I’m trying my best to be polite, but if you move that knife a centimeter closer to me I will tear you apart." 

46. Use this as inspiration for your next scene: You ruined me. I plan on returning the favor. 

47. Have one character convince another to do something incredibly stupid. 

48. Dialogue Prompt: "What’s the little blinking light mean?” “It means… wait, blinking?" 

49. Dialogue Prompt: "Now remember, if you hear ominous chanting, the appropriate response is to run." 

50. Dialogue Prompt: "Shit, man, we brought the wrong kid.” “You’re kidding me." 

Have fun writing!

Posted: 10 January 2015

Last Updated: 10 January 2015

Monster Baby

Appearances mattered a lot to people. That was the only reason you could ever imagine your Young Woo being known as Monster Woo. If people saw him the way you did then they wouldn’t call him that at all. You lay on your side of the bed in silence, only a sliver of your eyes opened to see the display before you.

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Please read till the end

This is how I came out to my dad. He was doing dishes and I decided to just blurt it out. It went like this.
Me: Dad I’m a bisexual I like girls and boys.
Dad: No shit Sherlock * carries on doing dishes*

When I got my first girlfriend he didn’t blink an eyelid.
When I brought my gay best friend round my dad greeted him with a loud “Hello gorgeous” and a kiss in the middle of the street
My dad got bored one night and let me dress him up
There’s a video of my dad singing about how he’s a little fairy come to do my make up
There’s a photo of my dad in a coconut bra and a wig

He always buys me the coolest make up and clothes, seriously the man has fantastic taste

My dad is an ex army, shaved head and tattooed muscle monster who terrifies everyone who looks at him yet he is the most accepting daddy ever and I adore him.

If you think my dad is awesome please reblog this so I can show him on his birthday. I want him to know the world knows how cool he is.



❤: Personal favorite 

👅: Smut

 💑: Fluff 

💥: Angst


💥 Maybe Next Time

💑 Baby Fever


💥 Tattoos

💑 Depression Fades

💥 Just Be Friends


💑 Lean on Me

💑 Queen and King


💥 Addiction

💑 Winners

💑 I Love Myself

💑 Arrangement




💥 Going Through The Motions

My Little Girl

👅 Square One

Gotta Be a Bad Boy

❤ 4 O’Clock


💥 I Don’t Wanna Waste My Time

💑 Arrangement

💥 One Thousand Years

❤ Seeking a Friend


💑 Perfection

💑 Honeymoon

💑 Attachment 

👅 Secrecy

BTS Reactions:

Mexican/Hispanic Reader

Deaf Reader


Breaking up with BTS

Reader with Piercings

BTS as dads

tattoos for the signs

ARIES: classic heart with scroll that reads “mom”, pin-up girl, knuckle tattoos that say “dumb luck”, a cross, a memorial tattoo for a loved one, tattoo of a 90′s cartoon character

TAURUS: their favorite food, song lyric/bible verse/other quote, where the skin is ripped to reveal something underneath, sports team logo, superhero logo, a rose, something from a movie

GEMINI: anything in typewriter font, a compass, their favorite animal, “ and “ on either wrist, something they saw on the wall of the tattoo shop and liked, a knife through the skin

CANCER: a word or phrase they really like, their pet, an anchor, a matching tattoo they got with a friend or special person, a keyhole, a key, an important date, anything that reminds them of something meaningful, black work tattoo

LEO: superhero/comic book logo or panel, a butterfly, song lyric, childhood cartoon character, something video game related, sexy looking lady/guy and a saucy-worded banner, anything sailor jerry style

VIRGO: knuckle tattoos “sink/swim”, praying hands, something that reminds them of a goal or accomplishment, their favorite band logo, something they found on the internet they like, their main in smash, any kind of animal, an interrobang

LIBRA: any kind of traditional tattoo with flowers as accents, candy ice cream and stars, laughing skull, anything that inspires them, a portrait, jack skellington, dotwork tattoo

SCORPIO: an hourglass, knuckle tattoos “love/hate”, something in a loved one’s handwriting, a spider or snake, bows on the hips, claw marks or a paw print, anything with a skull, a memorial tattoo, a gravestone

SAGITTARIUS: any kind of flash piece, a boat steering wheel, something that makes them laugh, bigfoot, a map, a blackout tattoo with geometrical shapes, a simple band, a bleeding eyeball, praying hands and rosary beads 

CAPRICORN: wolf eyes, song lyrics, mark or symbol from their favorite book or show, japanese style koi, neck tattoo, a swallow, boat with “safe seas never made a skilled sailor” banner, monster girl/boy, something dark and cute

AQUARIUS: mandala or other intricate geometric tattoo, space tattoo, stick and poke done in your best friends garage, ouija board marker, anything from their favorite video game franchise, 

PISCES: watercolor tattoo, infinity symbol, song lyrics, magic/pagan/wiccan symbols, anime tattoo, nautical star, skull and cross bones, knuckle tattoos of different little things, small plants, simplistic tattoos

How They React To Their Crush Having Tattoos/Piercings (BTS)

Requested by a lovely anon <3 (btw, both admins have tattoos ;) )

Feel free to send in requests guys! We do Reactions, Preferences, Fake Texts, and Scenarios! Just tell us who you want, what you want, and how you want it! <3  (MalexFemale, MalexMale, FemalexFemale)

*Don’t know who these pretty ladies are, but they gorgeous*

Author: Taebaby

NAMJOON: Oh fuck yeah he’d love that shit. Doesn’t matter what it was (or where it was), he’d think you were the sexiest thing on the planet, and he’d think your tattoos would compliment every inch of skin they took up

YOONGI: He’d be low-key about it, but he’d like it too. He may be a bit more conservative in public, but in private, he’d love seeing you walk around naked, letting him see all the art that decorated your body

HOSEOK: He might be a little apprehensive about it at first, since your piercings made you a tiny bit intimidating, but would soon pass over that weak ass phase and start to appreciate the beauty of your piercings

SEOKJIN: He may not be into it at first, but that wouldn’t last long. He might be more traditional in thinking about tattoos (since SKorea isn’t as open to em as much as western culture), but meeting someone as wonderful as you with tattoos would change his views drastically

JIMIN: Chimchim would be into it, but he’d keep quiet about it, not wanting to hear any scoldings. He’d tell you day in and day out how much he loved your ink and your piercings, running his fingers over them like feathers

TAEHYUNG: Fuck yeah he’d love it. Even though he comes from a kinda conservative country, with his personality I believe he’d really like tattoos and wouldn’t be afraid to say so. He’d worship your body art

JUNGKOOK: He’d prob be the hardest to win over, only because he can’t even handle non tatted/pierced girls. After a while, he’d catch himself staring and daydreaming about running his hands over the artwork that cloaked your skin, feeling the cold metal of your rings and studs on his lips. He’d start to give little by little

Yeah, #darkpercy is awesome and has a spot in my heart, but have you ever thought about dark!percy who has a soft spot for children?

Percy who is usually swears like a sailor during sword practice, but who has a virgin’s mouth when a kid is around.

Percy who takes pride in being known as a leader and a warlock and someone to be feared alongside the greeks, but who makes a fool of himself when a kid is scared of him, and wont stop until they have laughed.

Percy who completely tears apart anyone who messes with the kids at te camp because “they are already having a hard time here, fuck of or I fuck you up”.

Percy who has a large family and is known as a troublemaker and punk and whose old aunts shake their heads at the sight of, but who treats his young relatives so well when he is around that all of their mothers have him on speed dial in case they need a emergency babysitter.

Percy who always looks out for kids in missions, who once risked his life by refusing to kill a monster in front of a little girl because he didn’t want to scare her, who shields all of them using his body when he has too, who can’t stand them getting hurt.

Percy who got Annabeth speechless that time he was babysitting her brothers, because getting home and seeing your boyfriend, all black skinny jeans and tattoos and piercings and sass and power, with his arms around your brothers’ waists, spinning then around and laughing like there’s no tomorrow, is quite something to leave you speechless.

Percy who is strong and fierce and powerful and has a lot of trouble containing that much fire inside of him, but who is also kind and protective and gentle and who appreciates innocence and live.

Just Percy! who has a dark side and a soft spot for kids.

All Links For Supernatural through to season 9.


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Its time to have some emotional recaps before october.


SEASON 1 (22 Episodes):

EP1: Pilot

EP2: Wendigo

EP3: Dead In The Water

EP4: Phantom Traveler

EP5: Bloody Mary

EP6: Skin

EP7: Hook Man

EP8: Bugs

EP9: Home

EP10: Asylum

EP11: Scarecrow

EP12: Faith

EP13: Route 666

EP14: Nightmare

EP15: The Benders

EP16: Shadow

EP17: Hell House

EP18: Something Wicked

EP19: Provenance

EP20: Dean Mans Blood

EP21: Salvation

EP22: Devils Trap


SEASON 2 (22 Episodes):

EP1: In My Time Of Dying

EP2: Everybody Loves A Clown

EP3: Bloodlust

EP4: Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things

EP5: Simon Said

EP6: No Exit

EP7: The Usual Suspects

EP8: Crossroad Blues

EP9: Croatoan

EP10: Hunted

EP11: Playthings

EP12: Nightshifter

EP13: Houses Of The Holy

EP14: Born Under A Bad Sign

EP15: Tall Tales

EP16: Roadkill

EP17: Heart

EP18: Hollywood Babylon

EP19: Folsom Prison Blues

EP20: What Is And What Should Never Be

EP21: All Hell Breaks Loose (1)

EP22: All Hell Breaks Loose (2)


SEASON 3 (16 Episodes):

EP1: The Magnificent Seven

EP2: The Kids are Alright

EP3: Bad Day at Black Rock

EP4: Sin City

EP5: Bedtime Stories

EP6: Red Sky At Morning

EP7: Fresh Blood

EP8: A Very Supernatural Christmas

EP9: Malleus Maleficarum

EP10: Dream a Little Dream Of Me

EP11: Mystery Spot

EP12: Jus In Bello

EP13: Ghostfacers

EP14: Long-Distance Call

EP15: Time Is On My Side

EP16: No Rest for The wicked


SEASON 4 (22 Episodes):

EP1: Lazarus Rising

EP2: Are You there God? Its Me, Dean Winchester.

EP3: In The Beginning

EP4: Metamorphosis

EP5: Monster Movie

EP6: Yellow Fever

EP7: Its The Great Pumpkin, Sam winchester

EP8: Wishful Thinking

EP9: I Know What You Did Last Summer

EP10: Heaven And Hell

EP11: Family Remains

EP12: Criss angel Is a douchebag

EP13: After School Special

EP14: Sex And Violence

EP15: Death Takes a holiday

EP16: On The Head Of A Pin

EP17: Its A Terrible Life

EP18: The Monster At The end Of This Book

EP19: Jump the shark

EP20: The Rapture

EP21: When The Levee Breaks

EP22: Lucifer Rising


SEASON 5 (22 Episodes):

EP1: Sympathy For The Devil

EP2: Good God, Ya’ll

EP3: Free To Be You And Me

EP4: The End

EP5: Fallen Idols

EP6: I Believe The Children are Our Future

EP7: The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester

EP8: Changing Channels

EP9: The Real Ghostbusters

EP10: Abandon all Hope…

EP11: Sam, Interrupted

EP12: Swap Meat

EP13: The Song Remains The same

EP14: My Bloody Valentine

EP15: Dead Men Dont wear Plaid

EP16: Dark Side Of The Moon

EP17: 99 Problems

EP18: Point Of No Return

EP19: Hammer Of The Gods

EP20: The Devil You Know

EP21: Two Minutes To Midnight

EP22: Swan Song


SEASON 6 (22 Episodes):

EP1: Exile on Main St.

EP2: Two And a Half Men

EP3: The Third man

EP4: Weekend At Bobby’s 

EP5: Live Free Or Twihard

EP6: You Cant Handle The Truth

EP7: Family Matters

EP8: All dogs Go To Heaven

EP9: Clap Your Hands If You Believe

EP10: Caged Heat

EP11: Appointment In Samarra

EP12: Like a Virgin

EP13: Unforgiven

EP14: Mannequin 3: The Reckoning

EP15: The French Mistake

EP16: ...And Then There Were None

EP17: My Heart Will Go On

EP18: Frontierland

EP19: Mommy Dearest

EP20: The Man who would Be King

EP21: Let It Bleed

EP22: The Man Who Knew Too Much


SEASON 7 (23 Episodes):

EP1: Meet The New Boss

EP2: Hello Cruel World

EP3: The Girl Next door

EP4: Defending Your Life

EP5: Shut Up, Dr.Phil

EP6: Slash Fiction

EP7: The Mentalists

EP8: Time For a wedding!

EP9: How To win Friends and Influence monsters

EP10: Death’s Door

EP11: Adventures In Babysitting

EP12: Time After Time after Time

EP13: The Slice Girls

EP14: Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie

EP15: Repo Man

EP16: Out With the Old

EP17: The Born-again identity

EP18: Party On, Garth

EP19: Of Grave Importance

EP20: The Girl With The Dungeons and dragons Tattoo

EP21: Reading Is Fundamental

EP22: There will Be Blood

EP23: Survival Of The Fittest


SEASON 8 (23 Episodes):

EP1: We Need To talk About Kevin

EP2: Whats up, Tiger Mommy?

EP3: Heartache

EP4: Bitten

EP5: Blood Brother

EP6: Southern Comfort

EP7: A Little Slice Of Kevin

EP8: Hunteri Heroici

EP9: Citizen Fang

EP10: Torn and Frayed

EP11: LARP And The Real Girl

EP12: As Time Goes By

EP13: Everybody Hates Hitler

EP14: Trial And Error

EP15: Man’s Best Friend with Benefit’s

EP16: Remember The Titans

EP17: Goodbye stranger

EP18: Freaks and Geeks

EP19: Taxi Driver

EP20: Pac-Man fever

EP21: The Great Escapist

EP22: Clip Show

EP23: Sacrifice


SEASON 9 (23 Episodes):

EP1: I Think Im Gonna Like It here

EP2: Devil May Care

EP3: Im No angel

EP4: Slumber Party

EP5: Dog Dean Afternoon

EP6: Heaven Cant wait

EP7: Bad Boys

EP8: Rock and A Hard Place

EP9: Holy Terror

EP10: Road Trip

EP11: First Born


EP13: The Purge

EP14: Captives


EP16: Blade Runner

EP17: Mothers Little Helper

EP18: Meta Fiction

EP19: Alex Annie Alexis ann

EP20: Bloodlines

EP21: King Of The Damned

EP22: Stairway To Heaven

EP23: Do You Believe In Miracles?


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Please like/reblog if you used my links masterpost :)

Message me if you have any problems.x

Mobile Masterlist!

My updated masterlist due to the many changes in url and blog problems!


Dean Winchester:

I’ll Always Protect You

Glass Slippers: Part 1 Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5

I Spy With My Little Eye: Part 1

Winchester Brothers:

Mute: Part 1  Part 2  Part 3


The Fallen One

Teen Wolf:

The Pack:

Little One: Part 1 Part 2

Once I Was Real

You Found Me

Isaac Lahey: 

Brothers, We All Have Them

Liam Dunbar:

I’ll Always Be Here

Stiles Stilinksi:

My Fair Lady: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Broken and Torn:  Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

I Fell For You: Part 1 Part 2

I Hate You Too

Derek Hale:

A Puppy and A Werewolf

The Avengers:

Pietro Maximoff:

May I Have This Last Dance?

Percy Jackson

Let’s Hunt Ourselves a Hellhound

The Maze Runner:

The Gladers:

Bands and Singing Ft. The Gladers

Meet the Addams?

Modern Slang vs. Glader Slang

Telephone on An Empty Road: Part 1

A Different Culture

High School Musical Meets The Gladers

The Girl With Dyed Hair

The Glader Muppet Show

Jingle Bell Rock, Mean Girls Style

The Majestic Tiger


With Love Comes Hate: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

I Feel Safe in Your Arms

Words Will Break My Heart: Part 1 Part 2


And Hate Shall Have No Dominion: Part 1 Part 2

Little Green Monster: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

It Doesn’t Take a Beauty to Tame a Beast: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6

Remembering Sunday

Tattooed Angel: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

You’re So Bloody Aggravating

I Found

Summer Time

She Feels Like Home: Part 1 Part 2

Deals Aren’t Meant to Be this Way

Let’s Play Matchmaker

The Other Glader Girl: Part 1   Part 2

It Takes Two To Kiss

That Blood Is On Your Hands

No More Overprotective Brothers!

Not Always Forever and Always: Part 1 Part 2  Part 3 Part 4

Friend Frist, Crush Later

Confession by Minho

Another Glader Girl

Flower Crowns

Sing Your Song For Me

First Kiss


Love, What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nothing: Part 1  Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Picky Eater


Mutual Feeling: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

You Belong With Me: Part 1 Part 2  Part 3

Can’t Pretend 

Shades of Cool


Sweetheart on the Inside

The Haunted House 

Not Who I Thought You Would Be: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Giant Teddy Bear

A Heart Full of Love: Part 1 Part 2 

First Words

New Year’s Kiss

A Shirtless Gally and A Scarred Minho

Captain Gally and The Mermaid: Part 1 Part 2

Drunken Mistake?

Should Have Told You How Much I Love You


Addicted to Love

Too Nervous

Birthday Surprise

Selfish For The Holidays

A Proposal and A Diamond Ring

Birthday First, Music Later

The Odds Aren’t In Your Favor: Part 1

Can’t Help Falling in Love With You


Run, Boy, Run  

A Single Voice 

It’s All My Fault: Part 1 Part 2 

Get a Room 

I’m Yours and You’re Mine



The Girl From Group B 

Jealous Much?

Throwing Punches

Our Time in The Deadheads


Don’t Take Yourself Away From Me


The Glue and His Greenie


Last Kiss That Touched Your Lips

Teresa Agnes:

Mourn for Me

The Mortal Instruments

Simon Lewis

I’ll Take Care of You

Toxic Love Can Be Solved With Ducks

Sebastian Morgenstern

You Are Nothing To Me

The Hunger Games

Finnick Odair:

Heavenly Savior: Part 1 Part 2

Spare Me My Misery

The Victors’ Crusade

Haymitch Abernathy

Come Home to Me Again

Imagine like punk rock luke with hella tattoos and an eyebrow piercing to go with his lip and he’s super scary bc he wears all black cutoff shirts and ripped jeans and he’s tall and muscular with a deep voice and he’s holding the little hand of a girl with curly hair and she’s wearing a pink tutu with studded boots bc daddy says that she’s a princess like mommy but a punk like dad and his voice is rough to everybody but he’s immediately soft with his daughter and kisses her forehead and promises to beat up monsters and mean boys iM CRYING SO HARD

October 29

It’s the last show of the 7/27 Tour!!

Fifth Harmony were in Antwerp, Belgium to end their tour which spanned 50 shows in North America, Mexico, and Europe.

Normani’s look today!

Ally’s Snapchat from backstage!

She jammed with Aleem.

Backstage with the tour crew!

It was a very emotional night!

Dinah did a little Q&A with her girls before singing Brave Honest Beautiful, where they reminisced about the best parts of the past 4 years they’ve been a group:

As a surprise to the fans, the girls also performed I’m In Love With A Monster as the encore song!

Of course, the last show wouldn’t be complete without the traditional 5H pranks!

Dinah pranked Aleem, and Lauren and Normani joined her in pranking Camryn.

The girls, in turn, got pranked onstage during IILWAM and Lauren got caked backstage!

Congratulations for an amazing tour, Fifth Harmony!

ICYMI, Lauren got a new tattoo near her left wrist! It’s the name of her late grandmother, Angelica.

Halloween is coming up! what will the girls be?

Video here.

Fifth Harmony is heading back to the US for some well-deserved rest! Until then, don’t forget to vote for the EMA’s and AMA’s!

If Bleach characters and Pacific Rim characters met...

As requested by anon. :)

[Need more crossovers in your life?]

1. Mako and Hisagi

Mako: When I was a little girl, Mr. Pentecost saved my life from a horrifying monster.

Hisagi: Oh man do I ever know that feel. When *I* was a little boy, Kensei saved my life from a horrifying monster!

Mako: I ended up following in his footsteps.

Hisagi: Yeah, how could you do otherwise!

Hisagi: Not to mention the obligatory tattoo!

Mako: …there was no tattoo.

Hisagi: So….you didn’t love him then?

Mako: T-that isn’t the only way to show affection!

2. Raleigh and Ichigo

Raleigh: You know how it is, man. Being drift compatible is so rare that once you lose that partner, it’s pretty much over.

Raleigh: Unless of course you meet this really cool woman and it turns out that you’re drift compatible with her too!

Ichigo: I hear that. It’s like when you think you’ve bonded with your zanpakuto only it turns out that your zanpakuto isn’t you’re zanpakuto at all it’s your Quincy powers and the actual zanpakuto is the thing that you thought was your hollow powers.

Raleigh: ….how is that in any way comparable?

Ichigo: To be honest I stopped listening when it got confusing.

3. Stacker and Ukitake

Stacker: I mean…I think I had a good run. When you’re old and a leader and dying from a deadly disease, all you can really hope for is an epic, heroic death.

Stacker: Preferably with explosions.


Ukitake: Um, but if you’re old and sick but NOT a leader then you’re fine, right?

Stacker: That depends. Did your leader gloriously sacrifice himself?

Ukitake: He did, yeah.

Stacker: Then you should be fine, man.

Ukitake: Such a relief!

4. Newton and Renji

Renji: Niiiiice tats, man!

Newton: Oh, thanks. Yours are - weird.

Newton: But cool.

Renji: Bet I have more of them!

Newton: If you had to tattoo your forehead, that may in fact be true.

Renji: Only one way to find out!

Newton: A-are you removing your clothes?!


Hermann: …what are you doing now, Doctor Geizler?


5. Hermann and Kurotsuchi

Hermann: And when they said “Don’t try to drift with a Kaiju brain,” that moron said, “I’ll drift with it if I want to!” And then, of course, he got in way over his head!

Kurotsuchi: Clearly his mistake was asking for permission.

Kurotsuchi: When I wanted to duplicate all of my organs, I didn’t ask permission.

Hermann: Wait…what?

Kurotsuchi: Not when I wanted some Quincy to dissect.

Hermann: What’s a -

Kurotsuchi: And when I wanted to delete thousands of souls in order to restore balance, I certainly didn’t waste my time asking!


Hermann: You’re worse than Doctor Geiszler.

6. Chuck and Byakuya

Byakuya: So you did not care for the main character when you first met him, huh?

Chuck: You mean Raleigh? Yeah, he and I got off to a rough start!

Byakuya: I understand. But you patched up your differences?

Chuck: I guess. Sorta. I died, so it doesn’t really matter now.

Byakuya: The same thing happened to me.

Byakuya: No, wait. I didn’t die. I just gave a dying speech,

Byakuya: I am always getting those mixed up.


Chuck: Screw you, man.

7. Hannibal and Urahara

Urahara: So I hear you are a purveyor of “things” too!

Urahara: I thought we should meet. Bond.

Urahara: Perhaps share a hug?

Hannibal: No you seem weird.


Urahara: *I* seem weird?

8. Herc and Ryuken

Herc: And this is my dog. My son and I use it to express affection for each other that we can’t express openly for reasons of manliness.

Herc: See? If I pat the dog, then my son knows that I love him.

Ryuken: And that works?

Herc: I’m sure he understands.

Ryuken: Hmmm…

[scene jump!]

Ryuken: Uryu, observe while I pet this dog in your general direction.

Ishida: ….what?

Ryuken: I have done all I can.