the giant baby

"One Good Scare Ought to Do It!"
  • Candace: Phineas, when Mom sees that you've built a haunted house in the backyard with werewolves and vampires and a giant floating baby head- what's that even about?
  • Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head: (coos)
  • Candace: Not now!
  • Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head: Waahh!
  • Candace: And then there was a giant Jack-In-The-Box with a suit of armor that nearly took my head off! And you- you just drive me crazy! When I tell Mom what you're doing, you are going down. Down, down, down.
  • Phineas: Is there any chance that that cured your hiccups?
  • Isabella: (hiccups)

anonymous asked:

I assume that the Batman of tomorrow in the next supersons , Teen Titans, and Superman crossover issue is the future Tim Drake batman from the recent dective comics issues. So supposeldy he killed Damian wayne batman and now he wants to kill jon ! Can he Just leave my children ALONE!!! I just want both Dami and Jon have a nice future togther as best friends

haha but unfortunately Tim doesn’t because he’s a big baby. And if he can’t have his bff superboy then DAMIAN CAN’T EITHER. 

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ok there’s a lot going on here but look at how big that bunny is?????

The thing is you don’t need them in your life.
Whoever it is you’re thinking about, I promise you don’t.
And you shouldn’t, you gotta be able to stand on your own two feet.

But I’d be a f*cking liar if I said I didn’t want you in mine.

—  giant-baby-tree 
Star Trek Character Ages

Over the past few days my sister and I have been doing very important research; we looked up the ages of all of the Star Trek characters. Quite possibly one of the most nerdy things I have spent my time doing, but, the results are quite interesting in some cases. So here you go tumblr.

*note: all of these ages were calculated using either birth years found on memory alpha or memory beta, so they may not be 100% correct, but I tried to be as accurate as possible.*

——At the start of their time on the series—–

TOS:
Kirk-32
Spock-34
Bones-38
Uhura-26
Sulu-28
Checkov-22
Scotty-43

TNG:
Picard-59
Riker-30
Data-26 (based on activation date)
Troi-28
Geordi-29
Beverley Crusher-40
Wesley Crusher-16
Yar-27
Worf-24

DS9:
Sisko-37
Kira-26
Jadzia-28
Ezri-21
Dax (symbiont)- 351(born in 2018!!! Guys that is pretty soon)
Bashir-28
O’Brien-41
Odo- 32 (based on date he was first found)
Quark- unknown (no recorded DOB)
Jake-14
Worf-32

Voyager:
Janeway-36
Chakotay-42
Tuvok-107
Tom-25
B’Elanna-25
Harry-22
The Doctor-0 (Activation date)
Kes-1
Neelix-34
7 of 9-21 (however she spent time in a Borg maturation chamber)

Enterprise:
Archer-39
T’Pol-63
Trip-30
Phlox-Unknown
Reed-29
Hoshi-22
Travis-25
Porthos-Unknown, but at least 2 years old

Go forth with the newfound knowledge you have gained! 

onwardmotley  asked:

Top ten Hotaru outfits, please? (your lists are HILARIOUS by the way, I love them)

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW OUR LITTLE DEATHGODDESS CHILD DRESSES AND I WISH I HAD A BETTER ANSWER

I have done too much research on this topic and I find that there is a stark divide between “outfits Hotaru chose herself” and “outfits Hotaru definitely did NOT choose herself,” so these are listed more or less in order of the personal autonomy involved

10. “Hey Michiru, what do babies wear”
“I’m thinking ruffles, and a bow that is also a pompom”
“Oh cool. Hey Michiru, are babies supposed to have hands”
“No dear those grow in later”
“Right of course”

9. This HAS to be a hand-me-down from Chibiusa. There’s no other explanation.

8. Haruka bought this pale yellow cardigan under the mistaken impression that this is what all young girls enjoy wearing (making zero exceptions for the fact that this young girl is the guardian of death) and Hotaru only sometimes puts it on to make Haruka feel good about herself 

7. We used to have sunhats that perfectly matches the trim of our sweaters, but not since The Accident

6. Quick and easy DIY Kiki’s Delivery Service cosplay

5. Goth on top, Lolita Fashion Doll Maker Online on the bottom

4. Some Hotaru Classic™, but with a floral twist, which in retrospect seems like the obvious choice, since nothing represents death and rebirth better than a perennial plant

3. I could easily make a “this kid only shops at Hot Topic” joke, but Hot Topic only WISHED it had Hotaru’s simple clarity 

2. I just want to point out that Hotaru almost never even leaves her house, but when she does it’s gotta be the “a woman in the Victorian era was buried in this shawl” ensemble

1. This is the ultimate Hotaru Tomoe aesthetic. I would totally believe that this is a French schoolgirl growing up in early-to-mid-20th century Paris running through the cobblestone sidestreets with a heel of bread, using the tall smokestacks as a landmark once the sun gets too low.