the gaurdian

  • Winston: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
  • Junkrat: Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?
  • Winston: Then you will be arrested.
  • Junkrat: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
  • Winston: Still illegal.
  • Junkrat: That doesn’t follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? [Roadhog laughs] What are you laughing at? What? I can’t have a discussion with this gentleman?
  • Roadhog: What if someone does something that irks me and I decide to remove his spine?
  • Winston: That’s… that’s actually… murder. One of the worst crimes of all, so… also illegal.
  • Roadhog: Hmm.
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Sometimes I forget that there was a Scooby-Doo movie starring Wendy Corduroy, Mr. Bean, Isla Fisher and Buffy the Vampire Slayer along with several legitimate martial artists and pro wrestlers, created solely because the scriptwriter (Who would later direct Guardians of the Galaxy) hated Scrappy-Doo and wanted everyone else to hate him too.

Gaurdians of The Galaxy: Volume 3
  • Mommy!Gamora: Groot, please go and set up that detonator.
  • Teenage!Groot *Gives her attitude*: I am Groot!
  • Dad!Peter: Hey, you don't talk back to her!
More Vol. 2 Thoughts

GotG Vol. 2 Spoilers

Ego’s line “I’ve made millions of mistakes, but you are not one of them” is him talking about his millions of children

Also, the reason Mantis almost told Drax about Ego on the steps is because she felt his love for his daughter and realized how Ego felt about his kids, which she’s felt because she’s touched him before, isn’t how you’re supposed to feel at all

Also also, Yondu totally broke the space suit so Peter couldn’t take it off. He saw what he did for Gamora, so he’d know Peter would try to do the same for him and he wasn’t having it

Also also also, in the flashback of Yondu teaching Peter to shoot he’s whistling, so it’s possible he’s using the arrow as a target

Also also also  also, when Gamora is chaining up Nebula you can see a bed under the cassette player, which is obviously Peter’s, but there’s also a bed across from his with tech scattered over it so it’s totally Rocket’s bed and they basically share a room

Also also also  also also, Rocket sang quite a few of the words to Southern Nights so he absolutely loves the music and knows the words. Not that he’ll ever admit it

I have a lot of feelings about this movie…