the gang exploits the mortgage crisis


[Dennis and Mac are posing as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, “partners in real estate and partners in life”]

Dennis: I’ll be providing the money because I’m the breadwinner in the relationship.

Mac: And I’m the trophy husband. He’s my bottom.

Dennis: Oh! Well, I’m the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the power.

Mac: Only because I’m giving out so much power from the top. You need to generate power to accept it.

- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”

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