the future of transportation

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The OUREA Christian Grajewski

“317 years after human kind’s extinction, the OUREA reaches her final destination, the planet Aion. Loaded with the genetic samples and the memory of a billion people and the equipment to build a new world. Theia the artificial intelligence has the task to rebuild human society…“

You’re transported hundreds of years into the future. The future government arranges for you to meet with a historical expert on the 2010s. The only problem? Everything they know about us is hilariously inaccurate.

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“Don’t forget, I love you very much”

Ruby on her way to work, for Inktober. Gems! Commuting! They’re just like us!

Steven packs their lunches and sometimes Sapphire sneaks in a note for Ruby. Gems don’t need to eat but it’s nice to be reminded how much someone loves you.

  • Venus in Aries: Transports you back to childhood
  • Venus in Taurus: Transports you into a cradle of luxury
  • Venus in Gemini: Transports you into a riddle
  • Venus in Cancer: Transports you into a refuge
  • Venus in Leo: Transports you into the kingdom
  • Venus in Virgo: Transports you through secret gestures
  • Venus in Libra: Transports you to an oasis of pure imagination
  • Venus in Scorpio: Transports you into secret selves
  • Venus in Sagittarius: Transports you into a pilgrimage
  • Venus in Capricorn: Transports you into self fulfilment
  • Venus in Aquarius: Transports you into the future
  • Venus in Pisces: Transports you through infinity

Let’s examine a few important CS moments/milestones:

  • First kiss - In the same episode, we learn Neal is alive.
  • “There’s not a day will go by I won’t think of you.” “Good.” - Separated by a year and a curse in which Emma nearly gets engaged to a flying monkey.
  • Emma tells Killian she’s tired of living in the past and actively flirts with him - his lips have just been cursed by Zelena.
  • The kiss outside Granny’s - Marian reveal a few minutes later that causes Emma to put the brakes on their relationship for the next few episodes.
  • First date - Killian’s “cursed” hand.
  • Emma says “I love you” for the first time - Immediately becomes the Dark One and is transported to another realm.
  • “I DO want a future with you.” - Killian dies a few minutes later and is turned into a Dark One against his wishes.
  • “All sins can be forgiven when someone loves you.” - The entire ending of “Birth” JFC someone hold me.
  • “I love you” in a Nobody Is In Mortal Peril Scenario - They go home and make out for 30 seconds before that fucking dirigible ruins everything.
  • Killian is angsting over whether David will accept him as Emma’s potential husband but eventually gets an enthusiastic “Hell yeah!” from his future father-in-law - Five minutes later he learns he murdered David’s father in cold blood.
  • Killian seeks help and tries to do the right thing and works up the courage to tell Emma - Unplanned proposal because he can see how much she wants it, and keeps a secret 0.25 seconds after Emma says “no secrets.” Is overjoyed that she says yes for approximately three seconds before the Furrowed Brow of Self-Loathing and Awful Secrets returns.

If any of us are salty about current events or negative about prospects for future episodes, this is why.

LET CAPTAIN SWAN LIVE.

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