the funny bone

444 Celebration Drabble #1

AOS McKirk (Bones/Kirk) - #17
“You cannot pay me enough money to go in there.”

I hope you like this!  I’m not entirely sure what inspired it, but I’m seriously amused.

              “Dammit, Jim, I said no!”

               “Bones, come on, this is important!”

               “So is my sense of pride.  I will not be objectified!”  

               “She didn’t want anyone else!  You have to.  If you don’t, the deal goes south!  It’s only going to take a couple of hours. Come on.”

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neylavellan  asked:

My OC is Neytiri Lavellan. She is an INTP, Type Five, as well as Queen of Swords. Neytiri is open-minded as well as wary of her surroundings. She values honesty and confidence. Has a keen interest in gaining knowledge of anything she finds peculiar and fascinating. She is known to be stubborn as well as humorous, and her biggest fear is being incapable and useless.

9/10:  Despite a few key differences, Neytiri and Avira’s personalities are very compatible by any standard. They are both reticent to show their emotions directly, so the relationship could develop at a mutually-agreeable pace as they grew to admire one another from a distance. Both see themselves as fact-oriented, although Neytiri would likely be more purely mental while Avira prefers for ideas and philosophies to have practical ramifications. These two would definitely enjoy each other’s company and intellectual stimulation, loving to debate and admiring the intelligence and expertise exhibited by the other. And unexpectedly, they tickle each other’s funny bone—this pair can easily laugh together at life’s many paradoxes and absurdities. The only problem I forsee is that Avira is somewhat deceitful by nature: both to distance herself from others and to achieve her ends. Less an issue with friends, but might alienate Neytiri at first.

[re: Avira needs more OC friends | tag for TS: #friends for Avira ]

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.