the friday post

1D Hiatus: Day 498

* Liam posts a selfie on Instagram

* A video of Harry answering Ed Sheeran, Chris Martin, his mum and others’ questions during his interview with Nick Grimshaw is posted on BBC Radio 1′s YouTube channel

* Niall posts three pictures on his Instagram story

* Louis’ sister Daisy replies to a fan asking her about her favourite singer on Instagram with “my brother” 

It’s Apr 24th, 2017.


On this day a year ago: #133

Safe And Sound 10/15

Title: Safe And Sound
Chapter: 10/15
Pairing: Eventual Michael/Reader
Rating: PG-13 for the series
Word Count: 6,678
Summary: Six months ago, your life was turned upside down when you won a recording contract on a singing contest reality show. It’s been a blur since then, and things were looking up for you, but people were starting to cross the line with you, putting your safety in danger. At the urging of your label, your manager found you a bodyguard that you could connect with, someone who would be a friend on the lonely nights of traveling. However, instead of getting the bodyguard that oozed masculinity, you got Michael.
A/N: Would you look at that, I’ve actually finished it! We’re winding down to the last chapters, and that means you’ll finally see the end. I have it queued up to post on Fridays, once a week until it’s done! 

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anonymous asked:

CAN YOU REPOST THE PHOTO OF YOUR MAJESTIC HANDS MISTER, PLEAAASSSSSEEE?? I need it for umm, research project, yeah!!

https://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/157694201848/not-tryna-be-totally-awkward-but-your-fingers-look

https://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/159730650193/a-preview-of-whats-to-come-on-tonights-youtube

https://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/159605504613/saturday-aesthetic

https://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/159049894233/friday-aesthetic

https://mistersbeard.tumblr.com/post/157411983508/if-all-roads-lead-to-rome-which-one-will-carry-me

Question Game 1

I’ve noticed a lot of new people lately so this week I’m gonna play a little game with you guys.

Every evening starting now till Friday I’ll post a question asking your opinion on some random thing in sso. By Friday, we’ll know 5 things people like and dislike ingame! So here’s the first one.

Do you like or dislike the old model horses? Preferably, explain why.

My answer will always be below the cut, as it’s only fair I play my own game.

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(Un)lucky Numbers

Humans are weird right? We have weird diets, we don’t know how to let the environment kill us, and we believe the oddest things. Like a day can be unlucky because of a number, or saying something makes it more likely to happen, or certain things bring bad luck. I just don’t see some of these things passing as we go into space.


Alien: Human friend, why have you locked yourself in your room?

Human: Because it’s Friday the 13th.

Alien: What does that have to do with anything?

Human: Bad luck, something always happens. I’m just going to sleep, see you tomorrow.

Alien: I… okay? *walks away perturbed and confused*

Alien: Human friend, have you made contact with your, ah, “Parents” recently?

Human: Shhhhh, don’t say it.

Alien: Say… what?

Human: Nothing, just… nothing.

Alien: … Do you mean, refer to your “pa-”

Human: DON’T MENTION THEM!!

Alien: But… why?

Human: They’ll call and then I have to deal with them and explain why I ran away to another space ship.

*comm rings*

Human: I’M NOT HERE!

can y'all imagine magnus trying to give kravitz The Talk after taako tells him and merle they’re together as if krav isn’t The Grim Reaper and instead is just some schmuck off the street magnus could kick the beans off

like what’s he gonna do??? “if you hurt taako i’ll kill you???” he’s already dead???? so magnus just pulls him aside and he’s like “look, i could flex my shit and attempt to intimidate you all day, but the real of it is i know you care about him and i want to make sure it stays that way.” and krav is like “absolutely i think taako’s great and i’d never hurt him” and yadda yaada but as magnus is leaving he’s like “but don’t fuck it up or i /will/ literally kill you”

like i love him. he’s so genuine and kind and he literally would fistfight Death himself for his friend and we all know it

Fantasy Iwaoi