the french fry

“How can you not like milkshakes?”

“They’re empty vessels of sugar.”

“Excuse you, they are delicious!”

“Coming from the guy whose diet consists of Fanta and squeezable cheese.”

“Are you calling me fat?”

Derek just shrugs, and oh, fuck him, he deserves the french fry Stiles throws at his face across the booth. 

It’s not often the whole pack hangs out together, let alone gets dinner at skeezy diners outside of town. But it’s spring break after their first year separating from college, and Scott is a stickler for tradition, if anything. Or, friendship. 

Either way, that’s how Scott, Stiles, Lydia, Allison, Kira, Malia, Jackson, Derek, and Liam find themselves squished into a round booth in the back of Granny’s Closet.

“You’re like a twig, Stiles, how could he be calling you fat?” Kira retorts, taking a sip of her water. 

“He just shrugged!” Stiles exclaims brashly, and then glares at Derek. “You think just because you’re all buff and muscular and eat raw bunnies that anyone else is a disgrace.”

Derek rolls his eyes. “I never said that.”

“Yeah, well, you said it with your eyebrows.” Stiles slumps in his seat. 

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lord--of-bearisland  asked:

Obi Wan and Cody for the Brotp, I really like the ones you have written.

  • who steals french fries off the other’s plate

Obi-Wan has just enough awareness of the power dynamic between them to feel weird about stealing anything from Cody, and Cody would only steal a french fry from Obi-Wan if, say, Obi-wan hadn’t eaten any since he ordered them, and boy, those french fries aren’t gonna eat themselves, sir, aren’t you going to eat that? Because if not I’ll take the whole plate.

  • who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple

They’d both be so shocked at the suggestion that they’d probably laugh incredulously more than anything. 

  • who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

Honestly Cody rescues Obi-Wan so much, Cody would totally bust him out of jail too.

  • who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

no dating but Obi-Wan really tries to get Cody to open up about his feelings about basically ANYone, he’s almost uncomfortably earnest about it, and meanwhile if Obi-Wan is angsting about interpersonal issues Cody will probably take the “joke about it very subtly until he feels better” tactic.Except when it comes to Satine…there Cody has absolutely no idea what to say because Obi-wan hasn’t told him anything about her.

  • who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes

Obi-Wan, and everybody is shocked.

  • who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk

Both of them want the bottom bunk but Obi-Wan is less set on it so he takes the top.

  • who starts and who wins the pillow fights

Neither, unless they plot to start one with a large group together, which I could totally see them doing.

  • who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush

Okay now I’m just thinking about Obi-wan being like “your dress is beautiful” to Satine and Cody muttercoughing “it’d look better on his floor” and Obi-wan being SO HORRIFIED (for many reasons, Jediness and aceness included)

im-not-crying-youre-crying  asked:

I honestly know a real life Tsukishima, and I was so thirsty af for him a couple months ago, and if I'm being completely honest with myself I still am sometimes when I think about him for too long.... but he's got a girlfriend, so now I just sit around thinking of how much of his saltiness and sarcasm is just being stifled by her 😔😔😔 I'm so glad the Tsukki in all the scenarios I've read keeps his salt bc it just wouldn't be right otherwise, ya feel?

How lucky! I still haven’t met my real-life Tsukki (it’s probably because I am the female version of him irl). But Tsukki isn’t himself without the mineral. It’s like having an unsalted french fry, gross.

You Deserve These 10 Homemade French Fry Recipes

Few foods hit the spot quite like a piping hot french fry. You could hit up your favorite fast food joint to get your fix (there’s certainly no shame in that!), but why not go the extra mile and make one of these homemade french fry recipes? They’re easier to cook than you think!

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