Our group is currently in a session where the characters are facing their worst fears. One of said characters is a bit of a psychopath, who breaks the fourth wall a lot, so his “fear” involves not being able to burn down an orphanage because he keeps crit failing. I walk away from the table for a few moments and as I return:
DM: You missed the best line: ’The orphans cheers of joy and delight can be heard across the bridge, as they play in the gasoline.’
Me: You mean ‘What the f*ck man’ from our goliath upon walking into the scene wasn’t already the best line?