the four faces of sabrina

in other news, just imagine the Bucky/Steve/Sam movie marathon

would Sam go crazily out of order and show them Jurassic Park before A New Hope

or would Sam put on his Serious Auteur glasses and show them everything groundbreaking in chronological order, with french new wave and italian neorealism followed by american New Hollywood and the 1970s counterculture boom

UGH IMAGINE SAM SHOWING THEM STAR WARS IN MACHETE ORDER (a new hope –> empire strikes back –> attack of the clones –> revenge of the sith –> return of the jedi)

imagine Bucky only liking blockbuster popcorn films, and Steve going into mega-hipster mode and watching Fellini and Bertolucci and Kubrick

imagine them all loving Scorsese

IMAGINE THEM WATCHING BOARDWALK EMPIRE

IMAGINE THEM WATCHING A QUENTIN TARANTINO MARATHON AT THE ARCLIGHT

Bucky likes Kill Bill (the bride reminds him of Natasha), Sam likes Pulp Fiction, Steve likes Jackie Brown

ughhh imagine Natasha having a soft spot for early Audrey Hepburn films

imagine the four of them watching Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Funny Face

Imagine Sam showing them every manner of r-rated contemporary film with plenty of nudity and sex, and Bucky and Steve still react with open-mouthed awe at Marilyn Monroe’s playboy centerfold

IMAGINE THE CAP 2 BOYS GREETING THE 21ST CENTURY