the folger

  • Tina: Mr Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?
  • Newt: I know that you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them, you can't marry them, which seems wildly absurd...
  • Tina: Who's gonna marry him?
  • Jacob: I came here to buy a bakery and I am feeling so attacked right now.
Hey! Instead of anon hate, fill my inbox with:

1. Pictures of your second cousin twice removed
2. Conspiracies about the inevitable apocalypse
3. The entire dialogue of a Jane Fonda workout video
4. One (1) deer
5. The collegeboard guidelines for taking an ap exam
6. The story of how you got your hand stuck in a vase
7. Pictures of good brushes that don’t pull your hair too much when you use them
8. The birthday card you got for your 3rd birthday from your Uncle Jerry
9. The Folger’s coffee theme tune