the first wives club quote

Terrible old dudes

So, seeing as I obviously have this thing with fixating on men twice my age, I thought I’d make a nice list, cause who doesn’t love lists. 

Ben Mendelsohn 

– yeah, I don’t really need to explain this one.

Gary Oldman

– first saw him in Batman begins, true obsession started after watching him as Sirius Black in the HP movies, ‘twas a slippery slope from there….

Originally posted by ben-mendelsohn-trash

Jeff Goldblum 

– to quote Goldie Hawn in The First Wives Club: “He may be 300 years old, but he’s still a stud.” I was lost from the moment I saw Jurassic Park as a kid. What a magical creature he is…

Originally posted by gollumjuice

Colin Firth

– do I really need to explain??

Originally posted by thistie

Hugh Laurie

– I will always cherish him as young, floofy-haired idiot Bertie Wooster. 

Originally posted by thevulgate

But his Dr. House was a thing of beauty.

Originally posted by wendus92

James effing Spader

– Secretary. Just. Secretary. Also, Alan Shore can cross examine me any time, tbh.

Originally posted by sorrydearie

also, dat ass.

Craig Ferguson

– oh how I miss his wonderful show.

Originally posted by kronoskingofthemonkeypeople

Christoph Waltz

– mein wunderschöner österreichischer Schatz uwu

Bill Nighy

– okay now we’re getting into Granddaddy territory ^^ 

Pleeeeaaase go watch “Still Crazy”, it’s one of my fav movies ever and he’s freaking amazing and hilarious in it.

honourable mention: Rhys Ifans

– if you don’t think Gavin Kavanagh is sexy who even are you.

Originally posted by tsepilova

The list goes on, but yeah ^^.

  • [Floo Call Right after First Year Sorting]
  • Regulus: Why are you so happy today? Is it school? I know what it is; it's a girl.
  • Sirius: I wasn't sorted into Slytherin.
  • Regulus: Wait, Sir, not Slytherin? You don't mean Gryff--
  • Sirius: And don't tell Mom, I want to tell her myself when the time is right. Like Mother's day or Christmas morning.

I saw this movie for the first time when I was too young to appreciate it’s awesomeness but then a good friend mentioned she wanted Goldie Hawn hair a la First Wives Club and I am so glad to come back to this movie- (especially topical with Ivana Trump making a cameo, “Don’t get mad. Get everything.” ) So many great actors and quotes omg