the first time kurt met blaine

Klaine’s ‘TOXIC’ relationship

Alright, I have seen several posts lately saying that Klaine had a toxic relationship.  I thought You’re kidding right. I know these are Blaine haters, but I’m just scratching my head.   Besides Burt, no one loved Kurt more than Blaine.  He screwed up sometimes, and so did Kurt.  That was what made their relationship seem so real though.  They talked things out and they supported each other completely.   Yes, sometimes they were jealous.  Sometimes they fought.  That’s what real couples do.  But at the end of the day, they knew that they couldn’t see their lives without each other.  


I could go on and on, but instead, I’ll just show you examples of just how ‘toxic’ their relationship is.

Blaine just met Kurt, and he jumps right in to protect him.


Pavorotti’s burial and Blaine’s proclamation that they won something greater than the competition.  Each other


Blaine’s support at prom even though he felt uncomfortable about public school dances.   

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The second time that night Blaine came to Kurt’s support.  

Blaine jumping in front of the slushie.

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Kurt willing to boycott prom because Blaine was uncomfortable.  

Blaine vows to be there for Burt during his cancer treatments.

Blaine is right by Kurt’s side in the hospital.

Blaine supports and compliments Kurt when he is nervous before his first competition performance.

Kurt and Blaine talk things out when they hit a snag.  

And then this stunt Blaine pulled after June warned him Kurt couldn’t perform with him.

The promise ring

The transfer

This

Blaine encourages Kurt to go to New York even though he didn’t want him to go.


Blaine says goodbye to Kurt, even though he will miss him because he knows McKinley is where Kurt belongs.

This heartfelt proposal

TOXIC?  Please!  

I could go on and on…

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So I saw this glee canon awhile ago about how Burt bought Kurt his Marc Jacobs bag to match his warblers outfit and I think Glee, Actually confirmed this, or at least the fact that the bag was bought specifically for the warblers outfit. So pre-dalton, kurt carried around this brown bag. The first time we see kurt with his marc Jacobs bag is the first time we see him in his warblers uniform. In Glee, Actually, Kurt never met Blaine or visited the warblers in Artie’s dream, and we see Kurt carrying around his brown bag. It’s all in the details. 

Klaine Valentines 2017: Day 1- Your Song

word count: 430

In which Blaine is high from the dentist and has a crush on the stranger (his fiancé) that he wakes up to. (AO3)

Kurt is halfway through his issue of Vogue when he hears Blaine groan gently from his spot on the couch.

“Are you okay?” He asks, still unable to believe that Blaine managed to get a cavity only a eight months after moving to New York when they don’t even have jobs that include dental coverage yet.

Whoa,” Blaine responds, patting the left side of his face.

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Klaine one-shot - “The Heart of the Matter” (Rated PG13)

After graduating high school and marrying the love of his life, Blaine discovers that he needs a heart transplant. But there’s a reason he doesn’t want his heart removed.

If he doesn’t, he will die. But if he does, will that mean losing the man he loves more than life itself? (2965 words)

I had started writing the premise for this a while ago, but stopped when @sunshineoptimismandangels wrote her amazing fic “Soulmate Script”, which I think eclipses this one by far. It’s much more fleshed out, more adorable than angsty, and who doesn’t like adorable Klaine? This is a bit more personal on my end, but I wasn’t going to finish it. After reading sunshine’s recently for about they 80th time, I was inspired to polish it off for her birthday. So here it is. Let me know what you think. And make sure you read hers because it’s amazing <3

Warning for talk of hospitalization and heart surgery. 

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Beeping monitors.

Cords and IVs.

The sharp smell of alcohol and industrial disinfectant.

The draft from an overhead vent where a steady stream of cold, conditioned air bleeds in nonstop.

Rough sheets beneath his fingertips that he can’t help straightening, can’t stop adjusting.

The urgency hidden beneath the tension-steeped calm, that even as they wait in this one, quiet room, in other areas of the hospital, nurses and doctors are scrambling. Prepping.

Fighting against the clock.

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Glee AO3 Fic Fest

 I only began writing Klaine fanfiction last year. All 25 of my fics are already exclusively located on AO3 under the pen name CoffeeAddict80. However, I thought I’d use this opportunity to “pretty-up” some of my individual tumblr posts for these stories. So, this week, I’ll be creating/posting/reblogging some new/updated fic posts.

In the meantime, here are a few of my favorite fics that I’ve written –

Surprise Visit (2,092 words) Rated G [AU - Different First Meeting] Cooper wants to surprise his little brother for his birthday, only he gets the apartment numbers mixed up, and barges into Kurt’s apartment instead.

I Like It Like That (Series) (3 fics / total 7,836 words) Rated NC17 [AU - Canon Divergence] Fill for this prompt: “Kurt and Blaine are best friends and nothing more. Both recognize how attractive the other is, but they don’t have feelings for each other. One night they get together at one of their apartments (say they’re in college) and have a few drinks. They somehow start talking about sex, the kind of things that turn them on, what they get off to, etc. They end up getting all hot and bothered and start jerking off in front of each other. This can go as far as you want, but I’d like them to at least suck each other off. Lots of dirty talk when they’re describing what they like please! But no hard kinks, including BDSM.”

You Got Me Singing In The Shower (24,251 words) Rated NC17 [AU - Different First Meeting] Kurt Hummel hated the communal bathrooms in his dorm. That is…until he met Blaine Anderson there.

Drawn Together (3,561 words) Rated G [Canon Divergence/Reaction “Fix-it” Fic] Takes place during ep 2x12 Silly Love Songs. Where Blaine sees the heart drawing in Kurt’s notebook before the Warbler meeting.

Desperate Times… (120,437 words) Rated NC17 [AU - Different First Meeting] Blaine Anderson is a college student studying theater. He is also a well known porn star that goes by the name Devon Anders.
When Kurt Hummel starts having some financial difficulties he asks his classmate Blaine to help him get a job doing porn.
Virgin!Kurt / Pornstar!Blaine AU

The Bet / Aftermath Of The Bet  (total 5,607 words) Rated G [AU - Different First Meeting] The Bet”: New transfer student Blaine Anderson has caught the attention of a few of his female classmates. They make a bet to see who can get Blaine to kiss them first. The results are not what they are expecting.
Aftermath Of The Bet”: picks up right at the very end of “The Bet” and shows how the girls react to Kurt’s text.

Klaine Valentine Challenge - “The End of the Beginning” (Rated G)

Weddings are supposed to be happy occasions, but for some reason, Kurt is blue, and Blaine doesn’t know why. (897 words)

Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt day ten “Save the Last Dance for Me”

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“So … what do you think?” Kurt whispers. He presses his cheek against Blaine’s, enjoying this closeness, the semi-quiet. They chose to dance alone in a dark, secluded corner instead of out on the dance floor, stealing a moment all to themselves away from the music and the lights and the people. They sway in one spot, barely larger than a step from side to side. The time for ambitious dance numbers ended over an hour ago when Sam tried to do the worm and took out two bridesmaids and a groomsman. The four of them knocked into the dessert table and almost dislodged a $3,000 eight-tiered wedding cake from its pedestal. Thankfully, the waiters managed to save it, but Sam ended up squashed at the bottom of the pile. Kurt’s still surprised he didn’t bruise anything. “Is it everything you hoped it would be?”

“I think …” Blaine raises his chin from Kurt’s shoulder and kisses him sweetly on the lips “… this wedding turned out incredible. Better than I ever imagined. All thanks to our brilliant wedding planner.”

“I am brilliant, aren’t I?” Kurt says, flipping his newly highlighted bangs.

“Yes, you are.”

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Klaine Summer Challenge 2017 Day 4- Saturday in the Park

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The post season 2 Warbler pool party we never got. (AO3)

“I’d hate to kill the fun, but is possession of fireworks legal in Ohio?” Kurt asks as he watches Wes and David drag out a box from the shed.

“That’s never stopped them before,” Blaine shouts from his place at one of pool lounge chairs. “Every summer since my freshman year.”

“It’s Warbler tradition,” Trent adds, setting plastic cups on the fold out table near the pool.

Kurt rolls his eyes. “Of course it is.” Even though he no longer attends Dalton Academy, dating Blaine gave him a +1 invite to the annual Warbler Fourth of July Bash at Jeff’s house.  

“Last year they tried to time their show to a five part rendition of America The Beautiful,” one of the other boys says and everyone else start to laugh.

“And it would’ve been epic if someone came in on time,” Wes says, glaring at David.

“Dude, there were exploding lights above me, I got distracted.”

The two abandon the box in order to hash out the logistics, and Kurt leaves them to sit on the edge of Blaine’s pool lounger.

“Is everything okay?” Blaine asks, sitting up and Kurt averts his eyes so it doesn’t look like he’s trying to ogle his boyfriend’s shirtless body.

“I’m alright,” Kurt replies, taking a bottle of water out of the cooler next to him. “It’s just that this was a lot different than the last party we were at together.”

Blaine cringes but quickly gets over it, placing his hand on Kurt’s shoulder. “It’s gonna be fun, but if you want to go at any time we will.”

Kurt twists his head and gives him a quick peck, and is met with whistles from across the backyard. His face flushes and he turns back to Blaine.

“Is it going to be like this all night?” He asks, thinking about how the Warblers acted when they first got together in the spring.

“Mmhmm,” Blaine hums, leaning against Kurt. He tilts his head to kiss him on the cheek and as Wes yells as them to “Stop being so gross” across the pool, Blaine whispers a quick “I love you” next to his ear. (Kurt smiles and makes a mental note that this is the eighth time they’ve said it, and the fifth time Blaine’s said it first.)

“I love you too,” Kurt says intentionally louder, and David threatens to throw a lit sparkler at them if they don’t stop.

Partying with the Warblers is a lot different than partying with the New Directions, Kurt thinks as kicks his feet in the shallow end of the pool. While there is alcohol- one of the newly graduated seniors brought a keg- nobody’s crying over an ex or fighting about a stolen solo. Granted him and Blaine are the only couple at the party, there’s an odd amount of affection between the boys (Nick and Jeff are currently intertwined on a pool floaty) and the amount of singing is the same. Currently half of the songs on Trent’s playlist have turned into sing offs or shoutings of “remember that time when..” followed by tipsy half-hearted sing alongs.

He’s thinking about putting his shoes back on or going back to David and continuing their conversation about continuing the tradition of Pavarotti when Blaine sits next to him and intertwines their hands. “Come with me.”

“You want to go?” Kurt asks, confused. “Someone says the fireworks are about to start and I want to make sure Wes doesn’t lose a finger.“

“No, I’ve got the best spot in the yard to watch,” he explains, standing up. He waits for Kurt to stand and put his shoes back on before leading him to a secluded corner of the backyard. There’s a worn picnic blanket laid on the grass and a glowing lantern leaning against the fence.

“This is nice,” Kurt beams as they sit down, Blaine’s head on his shoulder.

“I thought you’d appreciate the quiet,” Blaine says, squeezing his hand once the first pop is heard and a blue spark lights the backyard and several boys start cheering. “But if Wes loses a finger I’m sure we’ll know.”

Kurt barks out a laugh and smiles bright as a louder boom happens and red and white flash and someone breaks a small confetti popper.

“Happy fourth of July,” Kurt says, letting go of Blaine’s hand in exchange for wrapping his arm around him.

Blaine faces him and leans in for a slow kiss. “Happy fourth of July.”

anonymous asked:

With the weird timing of the release of the show and the story he's telling, part of me really wonders if D and Ryan organised it together so him coming out would happen as they were doing press for the show? I mean, it gives him extra time to organise everything, get certain people out of his life, sell the PR house, get out of the contract etc PLUS the benefit of the show getting some extra buzz. The thought crossed my mind, and I feel like it makes sense.

Anon, clearly only time will tell and we do not know how they are going to try and market Darren.  And I am still not completely confident Team Beard won’t try to continue with the stunts and lies.

But again, the more I think about it, the more I am inclined to agree.

Fact, Ryan and Fox’s reputations stand to be greatly tarnished the moment Darren walks out of the closet and reveals not only is he not straight, but in fact he has been in love with and living with his male co-star, the very one they implied he hated, for the past 6+ years.  As I have said many, many times, they looks like hypocrites and bullies.  Glee was a show about acceptance. The one thing it has and that continues to be talked about, is how the relationship with Kurt and Blaine was one of the first stories on TV about a young, gay couple.  Glee told us how they met, showed us their passionate first kiss, let them declare their love, lose their virginity, a story line that was shown in parallel to the straight couple, move in together, get engaged, married, and have a baby. 

Yet, in reality, Glee made the actor playing this role, and as a result, his openly gay co-star, repress themselves and hide and create a whole PR story built on lies, so they could make more money.  Because Teenage Dream Darren sold more songs on iTunes and was more marketable than heart eyes, head over heals in love with Chris, whose only fault was that he was male, Darren,

And here we sit, 6 years later and Darren is restless,   It is clear he is on the brink of walking out of that closet, the one Fox and Murphy threw him in, at any moment. He barely tries to sell his PR relationship and has been going out of his way to destroy it.  I do believe Darren could choose to tell the truth at any moment.

So what do they do?  It is damage control at its finest. They offer him literally the role of his life time. One that is interesting, that will challenge him, that will require him to go places he has never gone before, and that if done well, will give him universal attention and praise.  A role that so happens to be a gay character.

The price for accepting the role, Darren now has to play nice. He has to present awards to Ryan. He has tweets on his account calling Ryan his good friend.  There will be photos and Red Carpets together. 

But no one who is watching believes there is any type of friendship.  The relationship with Ryan diminished many, many years ago. Ryan chose Chris as his protegee,  He wanted to mold him and teach him. And Darren came along and destroyed everything.  It is no secret that Ryan and Chris hate each other. Both have implied it strongly.  One of the main reasons for that is that Ryan actively sought to destroy Chris and Darren’s relationship.  I think there is a lot of jealousy and resentment.  And Ryan is the number one tormentor of Darren. 

Fast forward to today.  Darren and Chris have a choice, They can actively avoid Ryan and any project he is a part of. Or they can embrace their past, learn from it, and courageously accept an opportunity that will change the trajectory of Darren’s career. But agree that in doing so,  that for now, they will portray Ryan as Darren’s friend and supporter.

The result, sort of a win for all.  Ryan and Fox salvage their reputations. To the public they will be praised for giving Darren this role. And encouraging him to embrace his true self.

But honestly, the biggest winner, may be Darren.  He has been given the opportunity of his career.  a game changer.  . He will be playing a role that will be seen by millions and that will force him to grow and learn as an actor.  But at the same time. Maybe, just maybe, this is the opportunity for him to walk into the light.  To finally overcome years and years of suppression.  To tell  his truth. 

Again, time will tell.  But honestly, nothing else makes sense.

Ficlet: Crossrhodes

A post-512 ficlet. 1000 words of silly Klaine.

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“Excruciatingly painful? Honestly, has she never heard of lube? It’s never painful when you—”

“Blaine, really, you’re putting way too much stock in the words of April Rhodes. She’s drunk and half crazy. The first time I met her she gave me liquor and vintage muscle magazines. And I was only sixteen.” Kurt holds up his new flask, shaking it slightly so that whatever nastiness lurks inside sloshes around. “Some things never change at least.”

Blaine pauses where he’s going through the top drawer of his bureau and turns to Kurt with wide eyes. “She gave you vintage muscle magazines?”

“Yeah.” Kurt shrugs. “She was trying to make us all like her.”

“Do you still have them?”

“Of course I still have them, Blaine. They’re vintage muscle magazines.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm looking for a fireman!blaine fic. Pretty sure it's a popular fic but for the life of me can't remember it. Rachel starts a fire at her and Kurt's apartment and I believe Kurt bakes cookies for the firemen and Blaine tells him his favorite kind

One of my all time faves!

Where There’s Smoke by stoney

Fireman AU, set 7 years after graduation. Kurt is Kurt, except that he never met Blaine Anderson. Blaine grew up in Brooklyn with his mother and firefighter father. Rachel and Kurt have graduated NYADA, Kurt gained a Masters from Tisch, and now they’re in their first post-college apartment together ready to tackle their dreams. Unfortunately, Rachel never learned how to properly cook and almost sets their new house on fire. Enter Dreamy McFirepants. (has several one shot sequels to it as well)

Klaine one-shot - “The Crypt Keeper’s Boy” (Rated PG13)

Blaine Anderson (not his real name) wandered into Gethsemani Cemetery as a child, escaping the man who slaughtered his entire family in their sleep. Blaine was taken in by the residents of the cemetery, and raised by Kurt, the vampire Guardian of Gethsemani Cemetery. But Blaine is no longer a toddler. It is time for him to leave.

But can he leave the only home he’s ever known, along with the family who raised him?

Especially his caretaker, Kurt? (5776 words)

Written for @vampireisabitstrong @todaydreambelieversfic gift exchange prompt - A ‘Graveyard Book’ AU: Blaine wanders into the Graveyard as a toddler, and is met by Kurt, the graveyard’s protector and resident Vampire. The graveyard folk raise Blaine as their own, give him the freedom of the graveyard, and all the while he stays within the gates and grounds, he is safe and protected from whatever he was running from when he first passed through the gates as a child. In this version, though, Blaine grows closer to Kurt as he grows up, and it is Kurt that takes him outside of the gates in the end, back into the world. (Ideally, the graveyard folk would be made up of other Glee Club members. Up to you who the Big Bad is, and what they did that made Blaine leave his home as a child and toddle into the graveyard to begin with!)

I’ve been writing this forever. I had to read the book to write it. I’ve changed it a million times, and I still don’t think I’ve gotten it right, but there’s nothing more I can do to improve it. So, here it is … and I’m sorry. :/

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Kurt watches Blaine shake the die in his cupped hands, taking far too long on this one roll at this point in their game.

“Blaine,” he says with a slight clearing of his throat. “I don’t want to throw you off your groove but could you be a gem and toss that die already? We don’t have all night.”

“Why?” Blaine asks, stalling in order to shake the die a few seconds longer. “Do you have somewhere else you need to be?”

Kurt glares at Blaine, silently scolding his young ward for behaving like a common smart ass, but becomes bewitched by the mild note of teasing in his eyes.

“Not tonight,” Kurt says dryly, the kind of dry that conceals, like a blanket of dead leaves on the forest floor hiding scores of life underneath. “But next week I do have an appointment, so I’d rather not be late.”

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do you realize we saw kurt and blaine’s entire story

from the moment they met to their first kiss to their first time, breakups, engagement, the wedding, and now they become parents

how many people can say that about their otp? we really were truly very lucky and what chris and darren have given us as kurt and blaine is truly amazing

donttouchfire-itshot-deactivate  asked:

why do you think blaine is an asshole? (it's not judgmental or I dont want to argue, I'm just only wondering why you think that :))

Well, he did a lot of shitty things, and believe me, I used to ship klaine so I’m not just saying that.

The thing is that I never realized that he was an asshole because I was too busy happy that Kurt had someone. So, it took me quite some time to realize that Blaine wasn’t good for Kurt, at all (he is also a dick to other people sometimes but my priority is Kurt here).

This will be big. I will paste and copy here my motives because most of them I have already said, and I will add some new ones. It probably has some typos because I have school now, I wrote it really fast and I didn’t even sleep.

So, here it is:

- Let’s begin with the “courage” thing. Every Klainer love this but that was the worst advice ever. How could he ask Kurt to confront a bully who is double his size and who didn’t hesitate to violently push him into lockers and threatened to beat him up? Of course it wouldn’t end up well. Then after all the shit happened, he went to McKinley to “help” Kurt, and talked about Karofsky being gay in the middle of the school where anyone could hear it. And again, of course it didn’t end up well, this only made Karofsky angrier and then it led to the death threat. And with Blaine being beaten up before, you’d think that he would have known better than to practically make Kurt even more of a target to Karofsky.

Another thing is that most Klainers always say that Kurt was brave thanks to Blaine. Which is bullshit. He had confronted Karofsky Before to defend Tina, and also said to Karofsky and Azimio that he refused to change in the Gaga episode.

- Ok, Now remember when Kurt sang Don’t Cry For me Argentina and Blaine made that gesture to Kurt put his hands down? Now, Blaine could jump on furnitures and do whatever the shit he wanted to do but when Kurt simply raised his arms as he sang in a place that was supposed to be with zero-tolerance for bullying, he was told that he was trying too much and that he had to tone down to fit in?

- When Blaine sang the song to Jeremiah, with the lyrics “keep your toys at the drawer tonight”. Now, I just want to point out that when Sebastian sang I Want You Back, he said “none of this was classy”. Like, what the fuck? Blaine is always such a hypocrite.

- “It just looked like you were having gas pains.” He pretty much insulted Kurt in here. Put yourself in Kurt’s place, the person that you like saying that you trying to be sexy make you look like you have gas pains is humiliating. Also, it’s funny how he wants to perform a sexy song for the competitions, but when he is at McKinley and Sam has the idea of them being sexy, he gets all pissed and says that he is not for sell. Again, hypocrite much aren’t you Blaine?

- Blaine made Kurt change a lot. Not in a good way. He made him lose his self esteem and manipulated Kurt to be on the background for him, subtly suggesting Kurt couldn’t be himself. When they talk, he always try to change Kurt’s problem to Blaine’s own problems. Want an example? Kurt didn’t want to go to prom for fear of what happened before and Blaine was only worried about a fucking hair gel.

- A little after Kurt told Blaine that he liked him, Blaine decided that he would see if he could like a girl by dating Kurt’s friend. Did he give a crap about Kurt’s feelings? Nope, of course not. Kurt got upset about it, and said that thing about bisexuality. I’m not saying that what Kurt said was ok, Not at all. Kurt has his flaws and also, we all know how this show hates bisexuals. But the point is that he mostly said that because he was hurt and Blaine just had decided to date Kurt’s friend instead of him. And Blaine compared Kurt with his bully. He just compared Kurt with his bully who threatened to KILL HIM and sexually assaulted him. Also he was dating RACHEL, of all people, whom he had to know was somewhat of a rival to Kurt as well as his friend.

- Blaine telling Burt to have ‘the talk’ with Kurt…. What the fuck was that? Yeah, asking your friend’s father to talk with him about sex is not creepy at all. Not to comment that one week after this he decided that Kurt was the love of his life.

- The fact that out of the fucking nowhere he decided that Kurt was the love of his life after Kurt sang a song about his dead bird. Like.. Wut? The fuck was that? But then again, when we think about it, makes sense, because when he decided to love him, Kurt was beginning to get pissed with him, and Blaine doesn’t love Kurt, he just didn’t want to lose his number 1 fan.
Also, Blaine went to that room to ask Kurt what he was doing, he said he was making a coffin to his bird that had just died, and instead of saying something nice, Blaine only said something along the lines of “OK, finish up! I have something to tell you”.Honestly, wtf.

- Now, the prom episode. Remember how Kurt was so excited about his kilt and Blaine basically told him he couldn’t be himself, again? Now maybe you think that he wanted to protect Kurt, or himself because of what happened in his old school. But if that was the case, he is again BEING A HYPOCRITE, because he was all “COURAGE” to Kurt and said that he regrets running and all that crap. The thing about Blaine is that he didn’t want Kurt to be himself, he didn’t accept and support Kurt for who he is, he wanted to change Kurt. And he actually did, Kurt lost a lot of his self-confidence because of Blaine.

- In Born this way, Mercedes asked about Kurt transferring back to McKinley and Kurt was going to say something about it when Blaine SPOKE FOR HIM. Now, excuse me Blaine, since when your name is Kurt? That’s what Blaine do, he likes to control everything that is none of his business. Yes, McKinley still wasn’t safe for Kurt to transfers back, but Blaine has no right to make the decision for Kurt.And ok, maybe it sounds like I’m overreacting, but I’m doing so because Blaine trying to control everything isn’t new.

- Kurt wanted to play Tony because he thought HE NEEDED that part to get into NYADA. Kurt and Blaine talked about it, and Blaine said he wouldn’t try for the part. But in his audition he still sang a Tony’s song and when he was asked to play the part he accepted. He knew Kurt needed that, and he just stole from him (just like now he is doing with everything Kurt has ever done, but let’s not talk about this yet). Now you can say that Kurt was ok with it and even got Blaine flowers. But the fact is that he wasn’t, he was just trying to be the better man as he always is, because he is too nice for his own good. He was just trying to consider Blaine’s feelings, which I dunno why, Blaine never does that for him. And Blaine didn’t want to kiss Kurt after he gave him the flowers and call attention to themselves (which you COULD say is because of his past bullying), but in other situations (like, say, at prom or in the middle of a Gap) he’s more than happy to make a fucking spectacle of himself. He just won’t kiss Kurt in public.

- And speaking of the Gap, Blaine said something in 2x22 about the Finchel kiss at Nationals. About how he understood it was for love but it was really unprofessional? when he sang to Jeremiah, he was at WORK and it was fucking bullshit of Blaine to follow him around and make HIM look unprofessional. And make him get fired. And he never even apologized for it.

- The First Time. Oh god, I have so many things to say about this episode that just thinking about it already makes me tired and annoyed. But ok, first Kurt tried to talk with Blaine about going further with their physical relationship and Blaine said “I wanna wait for you to be comfortable so that I can be comfortable.” In other words, his only concern is that HE needs to feel comfortable taking the next step. Never mind Kurt. Kurt’s comfort is only necessary so that BLAINE can be comfortable. But ok, this wasn’t so bad yet.

Now, when he met Sebastian and he was hitting on him. Blaine was all flushed and clearly enjoying the attention he was getting from Sebastian, and that, combined with the whole “I need to fuck so that I can properly play Tony” thing is what prompts him to want to have sex with Kurt. Not because he loves Kurt and wants to take their relationship further. Not because they’ve mutually agreed it’s time. No, it’s for no other reason than Blaine thinks it will help HIM. Blaine’s not thinking of Kurt as his boyfriend that he loves so much, he’s thinking of him as a means to an end.

The first coffee meeting that happens was at Dalton and Blaine could still have said no but he was kind of caught off guard by Sebastian and whatnot, BUT there is NO excuse for why he would start meeting with him at the Lima Bean when he now knows perfectly well what Sebastian is after. He knows Sebastian wants to fuck him, and he’s purposefully choosing to meet with him anyway, without telling Kurt. And Kurt would probably have never known about it either if he hadn’t happened to have caught them together. Only then was Blaine like “Wow, Kurt, this is Sebastian”, he was totally uncomfortable when Kurt caught him, HE KNEW that what he was doing was wrong. And knowing that it was wrong and that it would hurt Kurt wasn’t stopping him from doing it.

The whole Scandals thing…. wheeeeere do I begin? There is so much bullshit upon piles of bullshit there. Blaine should have recognized that Scandals wasn’t really something Kurt wanted to do no matter what he said because he was just trying not loose Blaine to Sebastian, and Blaine should took it upon himself to say ‘You know what, Kurt, I can see that this makes you uncomfortable, and I don’t want to go that badly if it’s going to make you uncomfortable, because your feelings are important to me”. But Blaine is too stupid to see this, so at least he should have maybe sat with Kurt at the bar for a bit instead of dancing the whole fucking night with Sebastian (who, again, he knows damn well is pursuing him sexually). If he was any kind of caring boyfriend that’s what he would have done. But no, he did all of this shit while saying to Kurt that Sebastian was harmless. And every time Kurt tried to talk with Blaine about how Sebastian made him feel, Blaine brushed off or refused to talk about it.

The car scene….all I can say is that was sexual assault, pure and simple. Kurt said “no” and “stop”, and Blaine didn’t care and wouldn’t let go of his arms. Kurt had to free himself from the backseat because Blaine wasn’t planning to let him out. So, sexual assault.

And then Blaine acts like the poor little victim who has his feelings hurt because Mean Kurt doesn’t wanna play with him and lose his virginity in a car after Blaine danced the whole night with Sebastian.


And THEN Blaine doesn’t even fucking apologize. Not to Kurt, anyway. RACHEL gets a pretty nice apology from him for “letting her down” because he isn’t able to play a good enough Tony since Kurt wouldn’t put out for him. Poor, poor Blainers. In fact, KURT is the one to apologize to HIM, and all Blaine can offer is “I was drunk”

“I was drunk” IS NOT AN APOLOGY. NOR IS IT AN EXCUSE FOR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH KURT WHEN HE CLEARLY DIDN’T WANT TO. I don’t care how fucking drunk he was, Kurt said no. NO MEANS NO.

Definition by wikipedia: 
Sexual assault is any involuntary sexual act in which a person is threatened, coerced, or forced to engage against their will, or any sexual touching of a person who has not consented. This includes rape (such as forced vaginal, anal or oral penetration), groping, forced kissing, child sexual abuse, or the torture of the victim in a sexual manner.”

Now notice that there’s no “unless the offender is drunk” or “the real intention of the offender” or “what he really would have done” or “unless the victim doesn’t look scared enough”.

And also, Kurt is under the impression that Blaine wanted to have sex because he loves him and really feels like it’s the right time. Because Kurt was never informed of Blaine’s original reason for wanting to have sex, which was to make his play performance better.

So he has sex with Blaine under false pretenses

Blaine basically manipulated him into having sex

even fucking RACHEL told Finn her reason for wanting to have sex and they actually discussed it. When Finchel is doing something right, there’s something very very VERY wrong.

Then Kurt lost virginity with the guy who tried to rape him, because losing his first kiss that same way wasn’t enough.

- A lot of klainers use the fact that Blaine took the slushie for Kurt to say how klaine is perfect. First of all, Sebastian was on Kurt’s life because of Blaine. Blaine kept contact with him, he continued to call, email and text him even if he knew that Kurt didn’t like it, and actually Kurt didn’t even know that Blaine was still talking with Sebastian.
Also, I doubt Sebastian target was Kurt’s eye or that he knew what could cause. He was targeting Kurt’s chest, you can go see the scene if you want. Blaine is way smaller and his knees were bend, so that’s why it hit him in the eye.

Anyway, Sebastian says that Blaine told him about the Michael Jackson number and again, Blaine’s face is like “Oh shit, I didn’t need Kurt to know that I still talk to the guy I know damn well is STILL looking to get into my pants”. When Blaine takes the slushie in Kurt’s place he is not doing more than his obligation, this whole shit happened because of him. And there’s the fact that he thinks that it’s a normal slushie, I doubt he still would take otherwise.

- Blaine didn’t do anything for Kurt for Valentine’s Day (unless you count being an attention whore at Sugar’s party, which I don’t)

- Next thing, Dance With Somebody. Blaine was deliberately ignoring Kurt, being distant, and withholding affection/kisses/sex from him because he was being a big baby brat about Kurt leaving soon. So when Kurt meets Chandler, he’s enjoying the attention a bit and starts texting him. (Which….most of the texts were from Chandler and they were just cheesy little pickups/jokes. They were hardly R rated. At most they were mildly flirty and that was entirely on Chandler’s part) It is important to note that at NO time did Kurt kiss Chandler, sleep with Chandler, cheat on Blaine, or do anything worse than what BLAINE had already done with Sebastian. And in fact, what happened with Seblaine was way worse, and Blaine talked with him behind Kurt’s back when he knew Kurt didn’t approve of it. Anyways, Blaine invades Kurt’s privacy by checking his personal messages on his phone and finds the Chandler’s texts and acts like a huge baby, and his idea of how to deal with it is to publicly accuse Kurt of cheating and then humiliate him in front of all his friends by singing a song about what a poor little victim he is. EVEN THOUGH HE HAD DONE MUCH WORSE WITH SEBASTIAN AND WHAT HE DID ALMOST LED TO KURT BEING HURT (SLUSHIE). But then when Blaine recognized this, he said that he “kind of” did the same thing with Sebastian. And he never apologized for it. So basically Blaine was allowed to have friends who flirt with him but Kurt wasn’t. And incidentally, he doesn’t even follow his own advice of “Talk to me, tell me you’re unhappy.” He doesn’t talk to Kurt about being sad that he’s leaving until Emma forces him to.


- Not sure if we should count Props, because it was Puck-as-Blaine and it was in Tina’s head, but…. Puck!Blaine got all pissy with Finn!Kurt for wanting to go to Between The Sheets after school (he says something like “Oh you wanna go see your buddy Chandler”) So clearly he is still giving Kurt shit about the Chandler incident. But the fact is that he must do it often if Tina is dreaming about it.

- The whole Eli incident was his way of punishing Kurt for not paying attention to him and what makes it worse is that he TOLD Kurt to go to New York. He encouraged him to go, then Kurt got busy and wasn’t able to pay attention to him 24/7, so Blaine’s solution was to get some random from Facebook and fuck him and then he has the balls to BLAME KURT for his own decision to cheat “I needed you and you weren’t there”. Oh, and Kurt was on NY for only 2 WEEKS. And he went to visit Kurt to tell him about cheating, but he couldn’t go there before? And also, the night they broke up, Blaine refused to talk with Kurt about it, saying that it was just a hook up and that it doesn’t matter.

- Kurt has given many gifts for Blaine, but Blaine just gave gifts to Kurt after the break up (except the monogrammed towels, he gave Kurt TOWELS. like, wut.)

- Blaine was more worried about his own pain that the pain he caused Kurt.

- Oh and i almost forgot the creepy fuck in the Christmas episode. First he’s all like “I’ll keep an eye on your dad for you” Um…excuse me, Blaine, did something happen to Carole and Finn? Because they….you know…are his family and THEY can look after him. You are just Kurt’s cheating asshole ex-boyfriend. And then he was acting like Burt’s new BFF, And he had the balls to get mad at Kurt for “not holding out for a few more minutes” so he could win a bet. Wtf, YOU couldn’t keep your dick in your pants for two weeks. Shut the fuck up. And THEN he says he wants to apply at NYADA so that he can essentially stalk Kurt full time next year. Oh and there’s the fact that Blaine is basically trying to be Kurt now doing what he used to do and also succeeding in things that Kurt unfairly wasn’t able to. Blaine was on cheerios, was the McKinley’s president, and got into NYADA at first when he has no talent.

- He spent season 4 saying he loved Kurt because he is his soulmate and they were going to buy a lighthouse (HAHA) or whatever the fuck, but at the same time he was crushing on Sam, sang him a love song, and when Sam asked him about it, he even used Kurt as an excuse, and also was going to kiss Tina, for whatever that’s worth, also was checking out a guy in gym. Then out of nowhere “lol I should marry Kurt”.

- This marriage shit… he wanted to get married because it’d be his apology??????? and because it’d be a statement???????????? and klainers think this is romantic????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? *sigh*, anyway, Blaine went to ask Burt to marry Kurt, because it’s not klaine if there isn’t effemnophobia in it. Burt said that if they had to be together they would, but that they shouldn’t get married now because they were too young and.. Blaine got all pissy. 
Kurt was saying that he didn’t want to get back together with Blaine, in the last episode he was like “we’re not a couple lol” and it was all going very well when BAM season 5 happens and everything turns to shit. Kurt forgives him saying he has to sign a contract so he won’t cheat, and then a few days later Blaine thinks it’s the best idea ever to propose.

- This fucking proposal man…. Kurt was in the car with his dad (who started to support the whole shit?????????????) looking like he was gonna die.

I this episode I lost all respect I onde had for Burt. He’s not a good dad. If your kid is sad and tells you that he doesn’t know if one day he can find someone who can love him more than Blaine(who insulted him when he knew Kurt loved him, who put pressure to have sex, who himiliate him in front of his friends and who cheated on him) so it’s a sign some shit is really wrong.

Burt says that Blaine asked for his opinion, but that he won’t tell Kurt because Kurt needs to make hiw own choice. BUT, the fact is that he was a cumplice in the organization of the proposal, he agreed to take Kurt there, the fact that he said to Kurt that he wished he had married his mom sooner, when he was Kurt’s age, all of this efectivly tells Kurt that HE WAS IN FAVOR of this proposal.

iF HE WANTED TO BE NEUTRO, HE’D NEVER HAD AGREED TO TAKE kURT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, MUCH LESS GO THERE AND STAND BEHIND BLAINE.

HIS ACTIONS WERE THE DEFINITION OF GIVING AN OPINION

HE AND KURT’S “FRIENDS” GAVE KURT NO CHOICE BUT TO THINK THAT THEY ALL WANTED THAT SHIT

BURT HUMMEL basically told Kurt that he couldn’t get anything better than Blaine, the guy that cheated on him, the guy that STILL BLAMES KURT for his own cheating, the guy that did nothing to prove Kurt that he could be faithful.

Burt is who Kurt always listens to. Burt fucked up bad.

Not surprised Kurt said yes, no one he knows cares enough about him.

“You matter Kurt. But you also could die anytime, so go get married with the person who hurt you, even if it looks like that I’m driving you to your execution. Always remember, your mom died very young and we didn’t get enough time with her, we could have had that. But hey, it’s totally your choice, no pressure! Ps: Your mom died”

- Ok, after that I will just make a resume because I’m tired. Blaine was more attention whore and had that creepy puppet allucination. He kept making everyone tell him how wonderful he is, and kept crazily controlling Kurt. Real Kurt got pissed because Blaine lost the ticket to fly to NY because of a puppet. Then in the end he said he’d miss puppet!Kurt because this one would do anything he said. Yeah, totally normal and healthy.

Blaine was jealous of elliott when he was the one who cheated, he went to yell at Elliott behind Kurt’s back and then suspiciously disapeared. And also Blaine and Sam keep being together all the time, because Blaine can and Kurt can’t. Sorry Kurt.

Oh also tThe fact that Blaine was trying to actually hurt Kurt after he was just bashed too tho. Like, not only it’s a fucking AWFUL thing to do to someone that is not even close to recover from a skull fracture, but also he is trying to hurt someone who just got attacked. And that someone being his fiance that he “loves so much” on top of it.

- And I also should mention that I dunno about you, but the majority of the klaine stans are assholes. There is a big double standard where they blame Kurt for everything(even for Blaine cheating on him), but Blaine is the poor cutie pie. Some of those “fans” even send hate to Chris if he ever says something about their precious klaine that they don’t agree with, while if Darren does the same it doesn’t matter because Darren can. 
Ps. I said the majority of the klaine stans, if you are a klaine fan and you aren’t like that, then good for you.

So in a resume, I think Blaine is a cheating, self-centered, hypocritical, egoistical, asshole and that’s why I hate him.

Awkward Turtles

Grayson (@klainedrops-on-roses) prompted “I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward.” with Cheerio!Kurt and Footballer!Blaine AO3

Note: Get ready to feel a whole lot of secondhand awkwardness. You’ll really wanna smack the both of them and just yell “KISS ALREADY!” and the awkwardness of it all made me laugh so much, so I hope you guys get a few laughs too :) Darling Grayson sent this to me when I has having a rough day a month or so ago, and I finally have the time to complete it! I hope that it can help bring you as much joy as you brought me that day <3

The football came out of nowhere. Just sailed through the air and had it not been for his reflexes, it would have hit him square in the eye. But then again, his current state of being sprawled on the ground in an attempt to dodge the ball wasn’t too good either.

Kurt groaned, blinking his eyes open and trying to focus. Everything around him seemed to be spinning though, so he closed his eyes again hoping that it would settle. He felt a hand on his shoulder and flinched.

“Oh my goodness are you alright?”

That voice… He knows that voice.

Opening his eyes again and squinting at the bright sunlight, a familiar face came into focus. A really familiar face. Tanned olive skin, hair styled with gel and those gorgeous hazel eyes that oh hello look even better up close. “You’re…”

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fic: written on these walls are the colors that i can't change

Kurt is 15, Blaine is 23. Warnings for sex between a minor and an adult, blowjobs, slight innocence!kink, rimming, facials, intergluteal and anal sex, and copious use of the word sweetheart.

Kurt is 6 when he meets Blaine.

He’s sitting at the kitchen table, doing simple addition and subtraction when he hears the front door open. It’s the middle of the afternoon, and he knows Rachel’s school finishes around this time, but he hears a male voice and strains his neck to see who it is.

They come closer into view and he was right, it is Rachel, but there’s a boy with her.

“Hi Dad!” Rachel greets their father, who’s busy cutting up vegetables in preparation for dinner. “This is Blaine.”

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“To Know That You're Mine” - Kurt/Blaine

Elliott introduces Kurt to the D/S scene.  Kurt enjoys himself but doesn’t find exactly what he’s looking for until an adjunct vocal professor at NYADA named Blaine Anderson makes him think that maybe he can have his submissive needs met as well as the romance he’s always wanted.

Warnings: dom!Blaine/sub!Kurt containing: wrist restraint, face fucking, blindfolds, noise-canceling headphones (sensory deprivation), spanking (with a belt) and some rough sex.  All consensual.

The first time that the topic comes up, Kurt has a belly full of warm sake and good sushi and Elliott’s face is bright red.  If Elliott is blushing, he must be telling the truth, because he’s both a terrible liar and usually only becomes flustered when it’s called for.

“All I’m saying is, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it,” Elliott says.  He uses his chopsticks to guide a piece of unagi into his mouth. “I was sure it wasn’t for me until he had me trussed up and face down—”

“Oh my god, we’re in public,” Kurt says.  

Kurt is all for saucy talk, but this is his sushi place—the waiter knows his birthday and what he does for a living—and he’d rather avoid certain topics.

“No one’s listening.  Relax,” Elliott says.

He’s looking particularly attractive in black jeans and a maroon Henley. There’s a new tattoo on the inside of his wrist that Kurt keeps meaning to ask about, but the sudden, warm gleam in his eyes is far more interesting.

“Let me spring for a bottle,” he says, when Kurt remains silent, pointing to the empty one on the table, “and we can go back to your place?”

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Klaine fic - “Blaine’s Muse: Chapter 3/3″ *COMPLETED*

Blaine is an artist with the perfect life, hopelessly in love with his husband and his muse, Kurt. But when a tragedy takes his muse away, how will he find the strength to go on?

Chapter 1 Chapter 2

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The voice told him to paint what he wanted. Now, Blaine had to decide what that was.

The answer was simple.

Blaine wanted an ending.

That’s what he had thought right before he heard that silent command.

He wanted it all to end – the pain, the sadness, the hallucinations, but mostly, his life without Kurt.

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Glee Kadam Fic: It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Kadam Week Prompt II

Kurt sings while he repairs a car, unaware that Adam is watching him. The song referenced in this fic is “Hallelujah” by Jeff Buckley.


“You’re an angel, saint, and a bag of chips, Kurt.”

Smiling broadly, Kurt waved him off as he set his toolbox down on the curb.

“Not a problem, Silo. It’s not like the Apples don’t make you drive everyone’s props and costumes over time and creation.”

“Damn straight.”

“Damn not-straight.” The two young men chuckled. Kurt looked under the popped hood and hummed thoughtfully.

“I still think this will be an easy enough fix. But I’m glad you waited to visit a mechanic here in the city— they’d charge you three times the amount my dad would. And what’s worse is that more likely than not they wouldn’t even do a great job—enough to get you going, but poorly enough to have you crawling back.”

“That’s evil,” Silo said wonderingly, giving the engine a baffled look.  

“That’s business,” Kurt said briskly, rolling up his sleeves. “If you give me…maybe a little over or under an hour, I can have it fixed.”

“How much do I owe you?”

“Nothing.”

“What? No,” Silo protested immediately, looking panicked. “Kurt, it’s a car repair. I have to pay you a little.”

“You’re a broke-ass art student,” Kurt chided, though his eyes were glinting with gentle amusement. “Whom we more or less force to carry all of our crap around at all these events like a packhorse. I won’t charge you.”

When Silo hesitated again, Kurt asked, “Buuuut if you want to pay me back, would you mind covering for Adam and lead the next AA meeting?”

“Hello everyone. I’m Silo,” said Silo in a deadpan tone.

“Hi Silo.”

They both burst out laughing and Adam couldn’t help but smile ruefully himself from where he watched several feet away. The initials for Adam’s Apples were admittedly a little unfortunate.

Kurt wiped his eyes. “He’s got finals soon and judging by how hard he’s been working, seems to be attempting suicide by-proxy. If you could lead a meeting or two, I can’t tell you how much I’d appreciate it.”

Silo grinned and gave him a thumbs-up, looking profoundly relieved. “Of course. I was going to offer anyway since I just finished for the semester.” His smile broadened and he briefly looked away, cheeks pinking just a bit. “Tori told me how you brought back her baby Michelle back from the dead. I don’t know if you can save Perry—“

“I promise you Perry is in good hands. By the way, is Perry a boy or girl car?”

“Oh, definitely a boy. I only ever ride men.” Silo started chuckling when Kurt looked away, visibly blushing. Shaking his head, Silo said wonderingly, “Geez, Adam is lucky to have you. He found himself a man whom can service a car and belt a high e. Any chance you have a brother?”

Adam winced a bit at that, nearly dropping two coffees. Kurt did not turn, so he could not guess the younger’s man’s expression.

“Thanks Si. Did you need to be going?”

Silo immediately checked his watch and started.

“Crap, my shift starts in ten. If there’s any problem—“

“There won’t be—“

“—just call and let me know. And bring over Adam tonight before closing; I’m happy to give you guys cheap food and booze under the bar.”

Adam thought he could hear Kurt smile faintly. “Sounds good to me. Have a good shift.”

Silo waved as he raced off around the corner. Kurt watched him go, and then got to work over the beloved rustbucket the apples teasingly referred to as the apple automobile. Adam watched him for a few long moments, knowing he was being stupid and yet thoroughly enjoying watching Kurt in an element that seemed every bit as natural to him as Apple rehearsal. He remained quiet, not wanting to make his boyfriend self-conscious.

It wasn’t long before Kurt started singing (it never was) as he worked, voice and his hands exceedingly gentle. Adam continued watching him, brow furrowing as he recognized the tune, which was un-Kurtlike to a near extreme:

“Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah….”

Kurt scrubbed at his eyes with his upper forearm. Were the car fumes stinging him? His voice dropped softly as he sang the refrain.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.”

Several long moments passed as Kurt continued singing. And to Adam’s surprise Kurt’s voice was reaching a painfully soft, piercing register he’d only ever heard his boyfriend reach a few times before—such as his debut at the NYADA winter showcase. Adam’s throat tightened, mouth drying as it had that night, when Kurt threw his heart at the audience’s feet.

“Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
And I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallel—“

Kurt’s normally strong voice abruptly cut off. His back stiffened, and he stooped over the engine, immobile for a long moment.

Hallelujah.” Now his voice was thick with tears, and the beautiful word sounded as torn as if it were cutting the beautiful boy’s throat on its way out: “Hallelujah. Hallelujah.”

Adam hastily set the coffees on the curb and hurried to Kurt’s side, arms closing around his waist just as Kurt let out the last, near-inaudible “Hallelujah.” He jolted violently at Adam’s touch and hastily stepped away, entire body radiating tension. Adam’s heart ached when he remembered Kurt telling him about people whom flung him into lockers or attempted to toss him down a flight of steps—had he thought…?

“Dahling?” Kurt’s eyes were red, and he abashedly wiped them on his shoulder. “Are you alright?”

He immediately stooped and pressed a hot coffee into Kurt’s grease-stained hands. A peace offering. Kurt looked at him with a watery smile, and then sighed.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for you to see…”

“You sounded lovely,” Adam insisted, catching a stray tear with a fingertip. “But you look so sad. I don’t—“

Kurt turned to look at the car again, expression inscrutable.

“The first time people came into my dad’s shop, and I would tell them I’d be fixing their car, they always looked a little freaked out.” He snorted inaudibly and pressed a hand against the car’s side. “That this…fairy boy in bedazzled overalls was going to be working on their baby.”

Adam kissed Kurt’s cheek. “Joke’s on them, dahling. They didn’t even know how to take care of their own cars. And no one could see you resurrect a car and call you a fairy.”

A fae, maybe. You could call Kurt a fae.

“They didn’t,” Kurt complained, smiling fondly when Adam kissed him again, embraced him. He set the coffee down. “Hey, I don’t want to cover you in car oil.”

“I don’t care. If Kurt Hummel is wearing car oil, it’ll be de rigeur by Fall.”

Kurt hesitated and then hugged him back, lips tracing over Adam’s neck pulse.

“When Finn came to work in my father’s shop, he didn’t seem surprised that I knew my way around an engine, though all the guys in Glee did.” Adam tensed and hugged him tighter. “I mean…you know we had problems, but he compensated by playing up the older brother role to a t.” He snorted again, tears dripping on Adam’s shoulder. “Never mind he was maybe two months older than me. He was really eager to learn everything in the shop…he was pretty good at it.”

Kurt only hugged him for a long moment, a near-wailing sadness emanating off him in waves. Adam desperately wished he knew what to say, but everything that came to mind sounded like a cheap platitude in the face of so awful a tragedy, so much life and promise cut short so early.

“The last time we were together, when we found out Dad’s cancer was gone…and Blaine tried asking me to marry him…Finn read him the riot act. He was so furious that Blaine asked all these people to help propose to me in public even when we weren’t together.” A shuddery laugh and Kurt shook his head. “I thought Blaine was going to wet himself, I really did. And the way he got after the other Glee members was actually pretty nice…it felt good to have someone supporting me for a change.”

“Whatever it’s worth,” Adam said seriously, pulling away from Kurt to look at him. “I am always in your corner.”

Kurt’s eyes narrowed at the ends as he smiled, and Adam’s mouth went dry again.

“Thank goodness for that. I know he was uncertain about you the first time you met judging the way he kept giving you the side-eye, but you passed. When we left, he told me he was happy for me.” Kurt exhaled, squinting into the pale light of a chilly spring sky. “And that you were a good guy.”

“He threatened to break my face if I broke your heart.”

“Oh God.” Kurt buried his face in his hands and Adam laughed. “That does sound like him…

“The night before you and I returned to New York, he and I worked on a car together.” Kurt lowered his hands and closed his eyes, somehow managing to look very old and painfully young all at once. “It’d been a long time, and it was nice. We even started singing together—Hallelujah.”

Adam reached for him again, and again remained silent. He was floundering helplessly inside, deciding at last that the only nearly-appropriate thing to do was to stay silent, bear witness, and to hold onto Kurt for dear life.

Kurt squeezed him back hard. “I like the challenge of finding what’s broken and fixing it. I even like the smell of car oil. I think Finn liked those things too…I’m never going to be able to work on a car without thinking about him.”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

“It’s…it’s not okay, exactly, but I’ll take this hurt for having known him.” Still Kurt did not pull back and he did not let go. “But every now and again, when I think I’m closer to fine, something dumb like this—or when I go grocery shopping for Ben & Jerry’s and I gag at that Late Night Snack flavor he liked so much…” Kurt’s hands tangled in his own.

“The other day I realized that his birthday was coming soon and I started looking stuff up online. And then I remembered. My mother is dead. My brother is dead.”

Looking pained, Adam pulled back to kiss Kurt’s tearing eyes, his fingers cupping the younger boy’s pale face. They looked at each for several long moments, Kurt managing a half-hearted smile.

“You’re staring. Do I have grease on my cheek?”

“Yes.” Said Adam, before leaning in for a kiss.

It was long, and hard, and their faces were slippery from tears, some of which were Adam’s. He had liked Finn Hudson very much, looked forward to a long friendship with him.

Thought they would possibly be brothers-in-law one day.

But that would never be, and Kurt was again holding his heart’s pieces in his hands, and not for the first nor last time he felt a rush of gratitude that Burt Hummel at least still lived, because how many fractures could even Kurt’s impossibly-strong heart have left in him?

Kurt let out a soft noise of surprise when Adam pulled back to press his swollen lips against Kurt’s hands.

If he died right now he might be happy, save for the fact that he’d hurt Kurt on the way out….how much Adam would like Kurt’s to have proficiency to fix things, to be able to open Kurt himself up and fix the staccato jerks of a broken heart. But of course that was impossible too, and as he tucked Kurt’s head beneath his chin he felt a wild surge of gratitude that Kurt was still here, that the grief that would topple older and wiser men had not poisoned Kurt’s insides. Awed, he ran a hand up and down Kurt’s back.

Despite what had become of them, Elizabeth and Finn could not have died unhappy, not in having the love of someone so precious and remarkable a person. Adam’s heart gently broke a little more, and he tenderly placed his lips to Kurt’s ear, singing what he thought Finn might’ve sang on his death throes:

“Hallelujah. Hallelujah.  Hallelujah.  Hallelujah….”  

When You Fall

Summary: Same support group AU Klaine (prompt by anon), PG, 5k+ words. Kurt and Blaine meet at Elliott’s LGBTQ+ support group. Maybe Kurt is exactly the person Blaine needed to talk to about his past. And maybe Blaine can help Kurt get over his trust issues in return.

Warnings: Characters talk about bullying, violence, non-supportive parents and death of parents (mostly canon occurrences).

Notes: It’s so cheesy that you might smell like cheese afterwards. I am so sorry (a little… or maybe not at all). I apologize for clearly having no clue what support groups actually do most of the time. I included first-hand experience from theatre and yoga classes to make it more realistic. ;) Also, if anyone wants to talk more character meta, please, hit me up with an ask, I LOVE talking meta.

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When Elliott had told Kurt he was going to start a support group for LGBTQ+ students at NYADA, Kurt hadn’t been sure if many people would be interested in joining. But to his surprise, at their first meeting, eleven people showed up – not even counting Kurt, Dani and Santana. And the group kept growing. Rachel had promised to come to support them but she could only manage to do so a few times because her Broadway schedule kept her too busy.

Well, okay, Santana was only there because Dani nicely asked her to. And then bribed her with sex, Kurt supposed, because asking Santana nicely never had gotten him anywhere. Then again, he wasn’t Santana’s girlfriend.

It was easy to see that Elliott’s yoga retreat had provided him with some inspiration. The support group wasn’t just a safe place for discussion and exchange. He included breathing and trust exercises, some methods that Kurt had definitely seen teachers use in his acting classes before, and even music. Kurt jokingly told Elliott he should start teaching in kindergarten but Elliott knew just as much as Kurt that NYADA had been needing a support group.

People had issues to talk about. It was nice to see that they weren’t alone with their problems. Kurt certainly felt like he was starting to get more comfortable in his skin. Some of their group members even started dating.

After a while, Kurt somehow became the co-leader of the group. He took over when Elliott couldn’t make it or when the group needed two instructors.

The group had been in session for a whole semester and they did a lot of advertising for their first meeting of the new term. The turn-out was great: fifteen newbies. Kurt got them started with a quick overview of what they were going to do in their first session.

As usual, they started with some breathing exercises and moved onto the discussion round. After introductions, a few of the old members shared their stories for the new ones.

“Okay, do any of the new members want to share anything with us?” Elliott asked.

Some did. One girl, Alicia, told everyone how she came out as trans to her parents. Patrick shared the story of his disastrous first date. And then Blaine raised his hand.

He had caught Kurt’s eye earlier during introductions. He was a freshman at NYADA, majoring in vocal performance and theatre, just like Kurt. He made Kurt smile when he said that he loved musical theatre but had a burning passion for pop music and felt like most new artists were really underrated. There weren’t many people who would dare to say something like that at a school like NYADA.

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Le Bobard - portmanteaux - Glee [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang
Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Dramatic Irony, Sneaky!Blaine, Kurt’s Birthday, mentions of porn, kurt hates porn, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
Series: Part 1 of Supporting Characters
Summary:

AU where Kurt and Blaine met for the first time after college in New York. Blaine is sure Kurt’s going to love his birthday surprise. If only he can keep it a surprise. Except Kurt has the uncanny ability to sense when Blaine is looking up Parisian restaurants or translating French websites. When discretion fails, Blaine resorts to a lie that has a life of its own.