the first rule of tumblr is you dont talk about tumblr

Actually, I have a fairly good idea of exactly WHY tumblr ads suck so hard,

 and why they’re failing so badly at appealing to youth, and they never seem to be paying attention to the HEAPS OF CRITICISM, even when most all the notes on their sponsored posts are specifically telling them, in detail, why they suck. 

(sorry for the long post)

First of all, they are actually listening. 

My dad works in advertising and graphic design, he’s in this industry, and he certainly listens to me every single time I talk about the memes, the culture of the internet and today’s youth and all the hip things like that. He’s gotta. This is his job, his paycheck really depends on whether or not he knows exactly how to appeal to whatever target audience the company wants him to appeal to. He’s got to be hip on all the memes, internet slang, popular music and media, because if he doesn’t, he’s gonna get replaced by a younger guy fresh out of art school. So you bet your ass he’s gonna listen and pay attention and ask questions whenever his 19-year-old daughter’s talking about DWC, the new game that Blizzard just released, or Hillary Clinton’s pathetic attempts to get the youth vote. 

As you can imagine, everyone in marketing is trying their damned hardest to make sure their content appeals. By this point, they know exactly why content doesn’t appeal, because they’ve analyzed why things do and dont appeal from every possible angle. People literally go to school for this. They attend workshops. 

So if that’s the case, then wtf is happening? 

Why do we get shit like this

spammed all over our feeds? 

Well it’s a bunch of factors, and not all of it is the age of the people making this content. 

See, the internet and social media has actually brought a kind of mini-crisis upon the marketing industry. They have to constantly be appealing to kids these days, or they quickly become irrelevant, uncool. Every day, individual advertisers, and the industry as a whole, has to ask themselves what appeals to this generation, what can they offer that would appeal to the kids these days? 

They’ve got a crisis on their hands right now, because, to put it simply, we all hate advertisements. With a burning passion

And they’ve noticed this, they’ve noticed that internet youth as a whole will go to any possible lengths to avoid ads, that we’ll download extensions, avoid websites, even fucking pay money if it means we won’t have to deal with any goddamn ads, and then when we do see ads, we’ll relentlessly mock them on every possible flaw we can find. 

They had a whole decade to notice their audience’s overwhelmingly negative response to anything that’s trying to sell them shit. They are fully aware how annoying their very existence is to us. 

So right now, what they’re trying to do is make ads that don’t look like ads

The first thing they figured they should do, was that instead of doing banner ads and sidebar ads and video interruptions in your youtube and spotify, they should be doing sponsored posts: write up their ads in post form, put them up on a designated corporate account on a popular social media site, then pay the site to seed those posts on everyone’s feed. There you go. It’s an ad, but it doesn’t look like an ad. Maybe the internet people won’t be as annoyed now, because it’s just a post in their feed, it’s not disrupting their experience in any significant way like other ads do. 

Well, they tried that, and it didn’t work. It didn’t really matter that now it was all in accordance with the natural functions of the site, pretty much all of us could see that this, 

is a fucking ad. That’s a goddamn ad that’s being put on our feeds against our will. Nobody followed fucking Microsoft, why in fuck would we do that? there’s nothing but ads on that account, and who the fuck wants ads? 

So now they have to go back to the drawing board, and figure out another way to make these ads appealing, even though they’re ads and everyone hates ads. 

So the marketing guys noticed how a new meme causes everyone to suddenly gain interest in a new piece of media, and how quickly viral content will spread in general. How, say, all those Doritos and Mountain Dew in MLG montages are basically free advertising, or how the slew of viral videos featuring horse head masks caused the sale of those particular horse head masks to skyrocket, etc etc. 

In the memes, they found a possible solution to this near-impossible conundrum that the industry is trapped in.

Basically, the way to make your ads not look like ads, is to make them look like your average viral content. You have to turn your brand into a meme in order to appeal. 

It was actually probably Denny’s that figured out the formula first, and they’re probably still one of the most successful examples. 

Think about it. Did Denny’s even HAVE to sponsor their posts? Or did we just all willingly reblog them because they were so fuckin weird, and we couldn’t believe a corporation was doing this shit? 

But now here’s the problem, and this is why the ads are failing to appeal, even more than obvious reasons like “they’re all putting existing and outdated memes in their ads, and its really uncreative and out of touch”: 

The problem is there’s no direct interaction with the audience. 

You know how the Denny’s blog answers asks? That’s exactly the sort of thing that’s lacking from all these corporate blogs, that’s why they’re still really obvious adspewers, and thus, why they’re so damn annoying (other than all the piggybacking on outdated memes, ofc). 

Other than Denny’s, I’ve only seen two isolated situations where a corporate blog actually responded to feedback of any kind: 

  1. That one time that a visual novel app actually announced two lesbian love interests in response to someone demanding gay content.
  2. That one time Episode got self-aware and mentioned Tumblr in an ad

The first response garnered actual respect for the app, while Episode’s ad caused everyone to burst into mock panic (which was par for the course, given how their strategy seems to be “become infamous for our wild ads, and maybe someone will be curious to try out our app”). 

Given how most of us will accept ads in the form of “signal boosts” from fellow tumblr users, it’s basically a given that, as a whole, we respond much better once we’re assured there’s an actual genuine person behind the ad, who is sincerely trying to reach out to us. 

So you know, why the fuck do all these marketing blogs, Episode, Battlecamp, Funyuns, Game of War, etc. 

why do they

never

actually

talk to us? 

It’s simple:  

they can’t actually talk to us. 

Corporations have rules, regulations. These advertisers running the marketing accounts aren’t CEOs, they’re not even managers, they’re most likely low-level workers in the midst of the marketing branch of the company, a branch that, for the most part, has to follow the rules of the company, and are under extreme pressure (from company lawyers and the PR department) not to do anything out-of-line. 

Actually responding to asks or reblogs are a huge risk, and the people who command the guys who run these blogs have a bajillion reasons why they don’t want some bloody grunt to go saying whatever the hell they want on the official corporation’s tumblr blog.They could say something off-color and cause a scandal, or they could ruin the company’s professional reputation just by acting like a human being. When they log into that blog, the low-level grunt is supposed to be representing the entire corporation, a body made up of hundreds or thousands of people. You’d better damn well make sure they’re saying the right thing.

Running the official Denny’s blog probably takes a very organized and deliberate effort, along with a hella lot of risk, all to make those weird posts, reply to asks, even to figure out the perfect blend of surrealism and mundanity, while at the same time ensuring their product actually looks appealing. it probably takes a whole team to run that blog, if we’ll be honest. There’s probably 10 mods, who all have to be in close contact with not only each other, but with the boss. The boss has to trust them to not fuck up. It probably took a lot of careful planning and communication in order to figure out a stable system for all that. 

Episode couldn’t make a response to tumblr that wasn’t formatted like one of their usual ads, and they only made their (pseudo) response after a string of increasingly weirder ads convinced them that such a daring move like mentioning tumblr wouldn’t be a total disaster (well, more like convinced them that “total disaster” is something that should actually be their marketing ploy from now on).

Kisses and Curses (the aforementioned paranormal romance app) obviously was planning the female love interests already, and saw in that single comment a good opportunity to officially announce them. They also are most likely a smaller company, probably a single team that’s doing double duty on both content creation and marketing, giving them much less red tape if they wanted to answer a question like “but do the lesbians die,” or model future content after the desires of their target audience. They have a lot more freedom to be human, is what I’m trying to say. 

And while it’s fully possible that something can reach viral status and be beloved as a brand without having to respond directly to their audience, it’s pretty impossible to intentionally pull that sort of thing off, especially when you’re advertising a product or service. That kind of viral fame depends on being unexpected and unexplained, an enigma, really, and as a result, any strategy you find that actually works will only ever work the first time. The second person who tries the same thing will be labeled an obvious copycat.

TL;DR: the field of advertising is struggling to figure out how to adapt to an audience that hates the very existence of ads, and their only strategy is to make their ads less and less ad-like, and make their marketing accounts more like actual users and content creators. 

However, due to the structure and size of the companies themselves, they can’t actually do that. Fully committing to their emulation of content creators would mean they’d have to let the employees who run these blogs freely respond to their audience, and actively communicate with them. That’s a risk that no company is fully willing to take, and thus, all these advertisers are forced to make shitty content bandwagoning off the latest trends, and cross their fingers that someone finds the mess appealing on an ironic level. 

Everyone’s pretty much stuck between a rock and a hard place, and the only way out of the shitty ads is to literally redefine the whole concept of marketing, because we just flat-out hate all ads nowadays, no matter what they are or how they come to us.  

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Originally posted by tt-aeils

bear with me please this is my first bullet point fic and my first fanfic since like 7th grade?? mlp was a dark stage

-okay so you aren’t tumblr famous really but you do have a few hundred followers on tumblr and you put time and effort in your theme and stuff, like ur blog is classy but trashy,,

-you pretty much use Tumblr daily and you are a bts blogger and post gifs that you make for bts and a few headcanons

-so one day in math class you get like 30 notifications that someone liked and reblogged your gifs

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The best and worst quotes from @straightcharactersoftheday

Today i took it upon myself to quote my favorite source of entertainment!
The fantastic blog @straightcharactersoftheday
I reeeaaallyyyy love that blog and i 10000000% think that straight characters need more representation??? like they are so right????????? straight characters are practically NON-EXISTENT NOW!
wowzers! 
all vry fantastic vry good statements are bolded

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wanna chat? pt. 14

on ao3
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i got my harry potter nerd on for this chapter, mostly because i wanted to write and didn’t know what to write about

also, i’m glad you all liked the previous chapter <3

dipshit = adrien
fergie = alya
no = nino
dancing queen = mari

enjoy~


16:30

fergie: its 2 quiet in here
time for the #discourse

no: no

fergie: shit im blanking
i need a topiC
@the babs: someone pls

no: i refuse to support this

dipshit: Anything?

fergie: yes

dipshit: Ok give me a second

no: fuck dude i just wanted a day of chill

fergie: babe with friends like us thats just not possible

dancing queen: What are we doing??

dipshit: Hogwarts house discourse
Go

no: i cant believe i have to break up with you

fergie renamed this conversation to “hogwarts house discourse”.

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anonymous asked:

Hi can your rec me some of your favourite narry fics? Xx

i hope u know what u triggered with this… u r in one hell of a ride, leT’S BEGIN:

i’m gonna start with fics i’ve read a long (long) time ago (but i still love them til death or deletion do us apart):

  • everything by irishnamesandpaperplanes (same name on AO3 and tumblr) bc their writing fucking crushes me and gives me life at the same time) (too bad they dont write anymore… i hope everything is ok with them)

Summary:

Both happily living independently, Harry Styles and Niall Horan suddenly became step-brothers after their single parents were caught in a love bubble.

With their attitude mismatching their ages (Niall; the older one who’s more innocent and clueless about things and Harry; the younger one who’s arrogant and bossy), their views in life completely different and their interests polar apart, a brewing brotherly fight arises.

But will their hate for each other worsen the relationship of their parents, or will the longer they stay under one roof, the more possibilities it is for them to develop a feeling more than just brothers?

My comment: one of the first narry fics i’ve read and i fell in love with it. honestly, it’s so good but i don’t think it’s ever gonna be finished… i just love the enemies to friends to lovers trope, it’s my biggest weakness. GOD i’ve waited for the author to continue this since….1342 but…. ARGH. imma live tho… i hope im gonna live

Summary: Being the youngest billionaire in the world, Harry seems to stand on top of the world, though the burden of inheriting his father’s company nearly breaks him until he hires a new assistant.

But Harry soon realizes that his biggest struggle is accepting the fact that Niall may mean more to him than he can understand.

AN: In light of Tony Stark and Stark Industries, but nothing more. No ironman!harry haha

My comment: tbh i think the summary says it all…. what more can u want than rich ass harry and his cute ass assistant niall? idk brother idk… this is beyond perfect

Summary:

Zayn visits an old friend.

My comment: this is pretty angsty i guess… and i’m bad w dealing w angsty stuff so….it killed me… but in a good way i think
rip me btw why do i allow myself to read angst i dont UNDERSTAND

Summary:

Niall falls in love five times before he finds the one, and Harry? Well he’s been there all along.

Or the one where Harry and Niall are best friends who fall in love.

My comment: this fic is beyond wonderful. i cant describe how much i love it. it again is laced w angst but also not really. IT HAS A HAPPY END FUCK YES and tbh TBH just ufkcign read it FKCG


now the ones i read not too long ago:

Summary:

“Louis,” Niall says, approaching the oldest boy as if he’s about to discuss something absolutely profound and life changing, “who do you think tops, me or Harry?”

My comment: leitmotifs writes amazing fics and i could’ve rec'ed them all here… but i decided for what must be the funniest of them… like shit fuk this work is preCIOUs

Summary:

Niall meets Harry on the set of Masterchef and is instantly attracted to him, even if he is a bit of a dick and far too smug for his own good. He finally cracks his determined exterior and a pretty mind blowing set of blowjobs later they start tentatively seeing each other, only Harry is far too invested in the competition and he just doesn’t have time for distractions like Niall

A MasterChef AU.

My comment: nice nice nice nice nice harry is a dick but the fic is so nice damn yes brokendrums is a brilliant writer so i recommend all their works tbh but as with leitmotifs i needed to decide for one but… u need to read them ALL


Summary:

Niall starts to forget them, little by little.

My comment: we dont talk about this fic i saID WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT i was left a sobbing mess i fuckgin hate it oh my god FUCK its so good but FUVKG …warning: angst that makes u wanna rip ur skin off ur body bc ur WEAK

Summary:

Everyone knew that Harry and Niall were really HarryandNiall and had been for some time, years really, even though they weren’t open about it.

Zayn is new. He doesn’t know this.

They all race fast cars.

My comment: goddamn……..kind of a zarriall love triangle but w narry endgame…just how i like it…..this fic is so amazing and good and everything nice………..i need more…….

Summary:

Niall and Harry get up to some kissing shenanigans at the school fair.

Based on this post!

My comment: fluff that can warm my ice cold heart i wanna thank one of my fav writers for writing this…..shit….the love is real

Summary:

Harry Styles: Street Magician

My comment: honest 2 god this is so cute and fluffy and light and funny i just cant anymore….harry is one great ass magician i have no words WONDERFUL fic!


and because i am not ashamed to promote myself:

Summary:

“Out of the band, I always thought we had the strongest bond.”, Niall whispers then timidly, fingers playing with Harry’s. “I thought that maybe–”
“Yeah, I know.”, Harry hums and he knows.

(or the one where Harry and Niall meet again after seven long years).

My comment: its a future fic and yeah……….its my own…fic…..u should read it i think :))))


so thats it for now! if u liked this and u want more narry fic recs just tell me and ill rec u some more! u can hmu anytime

(here i rec'ed some of my fav writers)

Im so sick and tired of tumblr’s toxic environment. It literally tries promote equality and respect but when someone who literally just doesnt know why something they did is offensive you all jump on their asses or maybe someone used a slur without really knowing and apparently that warrants for fucking death threats or when someone with a differing opinion shows up you call them disgusting and actual piece of shit.

What bothers me most is that everyone jumps on the bandwagon of hate so quickly without educating THEMSELVES first. Fucking stop it. If you find that your facts are wrong, correct yourself and stop spreading false info.

Prime example is todays Cup of China. Y’all are fucking bashing on Orser for letting him skate but you forget that Yuzu gets the last word, under current rules Orser does not have the authority to pull him out and here I see people saying that him and anyone involved should be banned for an entire year whereas an injured skater should be banned for the season. A skater’s career is short enough, you do not know shit you are not yuzuru hanyu or han yan, you are not the staff involved. You have absolutely zero right to be making declarations such as these.

Oh and by the way, nobody sees their decision as a good decision, but some have accepted their decision so now they want to congratulate them for their resolve and sticking through it and not giving up and making it an inspiring performance. You do not have the right to call these people names. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT THESE PEOPLE “SHOULD GET THEIR HEADS CHECKED”

Justin Bieber did not do all those things you said he did.

People on tumblr piss me off for two reasons. 

1. A lot of you are stupid when you trash things for no reason and then become a hypocrite.

2. Tumblr is full of sass accounts which aren’t funny and are hateful for no reason. 

Clearly, inheriting those two traits, has resulted into a hateful post about pop star Justin Bieber in which you trash him for something he did not do or was blown out of proportion. You have become society aka the media. You trash society for its ways yet here you are doing the same thing you claim to go against. 

Let me get started. Beliebers, this one is for you

~lists a bunch of blown out of proportion and never happened events as “reasons”~

My dear freaks, Justin never said rape happens for a reason. Let me tell you what really happened. 

Justin was interviewed by Rolling Stone and the topic of abortions came up. Here is EXACTLY what he said.

After reading that, please pat yourself on the back because it’s okay to be stupid. What’s not okay, is spreading lies. Clearly Justin was saying it’s not okay to kill a baby and when asked about rape, he said everything happens for a reason and quickly followed it with but I don’t know how that would be a reason. He also continues to say how he wouldn’t judge it right now since he was never in that situation. For a 16 year old boy (at the time), that’s a perfect response. I bet 99% of you would have said something stupid and wouldn’t have been able to back it up. Well congrats on being an idiot! 

2) Justin wrote in Anne Frank’s guest book that he wishes that she was a Belieber. 

That’s true. He did indeed write that which was stupid of him but leave it to you guys to not know the reasoning behind this. 

Firstly, you’re hating on him for what he wrote but lets talk about how on his free day, he took the chance to visit Anne Frank’s guest house meanwhile you morons probably didn’t even read the book in middle school or high school as you were assigned to. On his FREE DAY, he visited her house while you people would have probably sat on tumblr all day talking shit about someone instead of doing something like that. Now that I cleared that, lets talk about why he wrote that.

I love the part where you missed the part where Justin says it was inspiring to visit it and when he called her a great girl! 

Anne Frank was a big fan of pop culture back in the day and when he learned about that, he thought it would be cool if she was a fan of his if she were alive today. When knowing that small piece of information, that should change your subjective look on this comment of his. Also, in the house Anne Frank stayed in during the Holocaust, she had posters up of pop stars from back in the day so knowing she was interested in pop culture, he wondered if she would be his fan. Not exactly a smart comment of his but it doesn’t make him a bad person especially since his manager’s family have Holocaust survivors and they spoke up about this and said Justin didn’t mean it in any rude way and that they love him. That’s coming from Holocaust survivors. Thought I’d say it again considering you guys like to leave out details. 

Feeling stupid? Good, you should. 

Moving on.

3) When asked to try being a vegan, he gagged and spat out a steak that had been specifically ordered for him.

Now I know you guys aren’t calling him out on not liking a specific food. Do I even need to begin to explain how stupid this is?

Actually, let me explain the part where that never happened. 

This was first reported by HollywoodLife which has never been a trust worthy site ever once in its life. They also claim that his ex girlfriend Selena Gomez said that the vegan diet turned him into a jerk when Selena never said that. Pretty sure what happened was that Justin didn’t like the vegan diet and decided to not continue on with it. That’s all. He didn’t make some scene at a restaurant or anything. Good job tumblr people! You stay lying!

4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live even though he can afford having all tickets be 50 bucks instead of 100+ for mezzanine seats.

Incorrect, once again. 

Lower Level Seating
$36.00 - $86.00
$47.25 - $101.45 w/ Ticketmaster fees

Upper Level Seating
$36.00 - $76.00
$47.25 - $91.20

Also, Justin doesn’t choose his ticket prices. Many different qualities go into this decision. His management decides based on his status and where he's performing. You possibly can’t pay the same amount of money for a Justin Bieber ticket as you will for someone like Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez considering Justin is the bigger star. 

The more I read of this stupid hate post, the more I get bored of these stupid attempts to hate someone.

And then you say this

Yeah? And when was that? That has NEVER been reported. And why exactly would he go to a children’s hospital and act like that? Exactly, he wouldn’t. And then you wanna tell me he left when the cameras turned off YET THERE ISN’T ONE PHOTO OF HIM AT THAT HOSPITAL IN ENGLAND. 

Here’s what really happened 

So how exactly do you confuse the part where he took time to chat with patients INDIVIDUALLY and sign some autographs; and twist it to make it sound like some monster, is beyond me.

And no, he didn’t attack no photographer (they’re called paparazzi you uneducated humans) at the hospital. Unlike most celebrities, he didn’t give the paparazzi a call before arriving at the hospital. 

You guys are really low. 

True. And he’s an idiot for doing that but he was drunk (just like most teenagers get drunk). And him doing that while being drunk, isn’t a reason to hate someone. When people are drunk, they do stuff like abuse their families and more but all he did was pee in a restaurant MOP BUCKET. Not a fucking kitchen. A MOP BUCKET. And if it was your friend, you wouldn’t care. 

Pretty sure she wasn’t drunk than and neither was Ed Sheeran when he peed in the back of a bus as he admitted.

That never happened and there is no proof of it and considering 99% of these “Reasons to hate Justin Bieber” is full of lies, lets just add this one to it also. 

I wonder if you’re referring to the part where Justin fainted backstage at a show yet refused to cancel the concert and continued the show leaving the stadium with chest pains and ending up at the hospital 

Let me keep going on with this ridiclous post that’s been going around on tumblr. 

Oh yeah? And you were with him then? I’m guessing not. 

That also never happened nor has it ever been reported or said by ANYONE. Do you guys even hear yourselves? 

You sure?

And when was that? Was it after this

or before this

For the record, he’s not banned for punched out Goofy since he didn’t punch out Goofy. 

No. He was late 20 minutes because of the extra fans he let in for free at the meet & greet before the show. Know your facts. 

Again, he was drunk. He also apologized when he TALKED to him and then wanted to help him out

“He attacked a paparazzo” HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?? There’s a clear video of the paparazzi attacking him when he just wanted to get to his car after leaving the damn hospital the night before. They provoked him to YELL back. “Imagine you waking up and people are calling you a ‘fuckin moron’, ‘a little fuckin asshole’ and go to the extent to tell you go back to your fuckin country? how would you feel? and what the fuck i thought society wants an equal rights for everyone how dare you tell someone go back to their fuckin country, if you’re a pap and that’s your living you know the consequences, i understand that’s their living but there is plenty more jobs out there that can provide you to get by so dont tell me that bullshit that that’s the paps job, you wouldn’t like me calling you a fuckin moron out the clear blue on the side of the street and tell you go to your country you little cunt now would you?” Well said. (x)

In closing of this post:

Next time you guys plan to hate on someone, at least have a really good reason to because all I hear from Justin Bieber are good things. He’s surely messed up in the past (like any teenager) but he has a kind heart and has donated millions to charity. You guys aren’t aware of that since he doesn’t go around talking about it like every celebrity does.

I mean this is enough proof that he’s a good person.

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rodenaddict’s (evelyn’s) follow forever (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

I will turn 18 in 2 days and it made me think about my early teenage years and it made me realize I was just 16 years old when I first joined tumblr so almost 2 years ago. It was amazing to be a part of tumblr, those 2 years meant so much to me and you know why? Because of all the incredible people I’ve met on here. I think it’s time to post my first follow forever to show you guys how awesome your blogs (and the people behind it) are and how much you guys mean to me srsly. 

If you are bolded that basically means you’re stuck with me forever oops I dont make the rules sorry

a-c:

aalesko - aaron-ramseysabitlikelove - acciosharman - alecilghtwood - aliciadimaria - amyvvillams - anny-is-yours - barethgale - benzemass - bluearmybluetorres - bookbreakingfantasy - bookworm-swiftie - boom-kaka-laka - branislavs - buy-jace-mangoes - carljenkinsin - chelseadortmund - cleiryfray - coracutiehale - cr7-bitches

d-g:

damnitarnd - danghoechlin - davidisafella - demonsxinside - desireenuevetorresramos - echelon9 - edensjuan - el-nino-fernando-torres - facelessandbrighteyed - feelsforsterek - fern9ndotorres - fernandorritos - fincher-nolan - footballismylifecr7 - frank8lampard - frayslightwood - fridasdiary - fuckingderekfuckingfabregas - girlwithapumpkintattoo - graceinsideme

h-m:

hail-n-kill - hala-madrid-and-glueck-auf - halebooties - hayayousif - hendoshairgel - herzdieb - hoechlinitis - horely - iscosdisco - iwishiwasatraveler  - juanando-s - juanando-cfc - jurgensklopps - kingtorrres - londonapples8 - lovingtorres - lydiaswolf - magnificentandpretty - marcoreusbitch - marco-van-ginkel 

n-r:

nandosbutt - nandogasmneathehero - nh2no3 - nogitusne - ohh-my-fernando - omgvikposts - ozilspussy - papaerwin - piazon-s - phernandotorres - queenrooneys - ramosaddicted - rodenlove 

s-#:

samikhediras - scottnccall - sergiomiamor - sergitwon - sexio-ramos - shhortty - stilesstllinskli - szczesny1 - targearyans - tereretete - the-perks-of-being-a-geezer - thingsendinhappilyeverafter - this-is-football-bitch - vincecarters - waterlilly111 - xfernandowho - zoellagifs