the first one was for ur

influencevisuel asked:

im in love with ur tumblr's playlist !!!! i neeed of the tracks !! much looooove

First 20

Common - The Light

Kelela x TInk - Want It

Alina Baraz x Galimatias - Fantasy

Jhene Aiko - It’s Cool

Kelela - Send Me Out

Drake x James Fauntleroy - Girls Love Beyonce

Miguel - Simplethings

J. Cole - Wet Dreamz

PartyNextDoor - Lets Get Married

PartyNextDoor x Miguel - Girl w| The Tattoo

Majid Jordan - All I Do

Dom Kennedy - After School

Kelela - Bankhead

PartyNextDoor - FWU

PartyNextDoor - Thirsty

Omarion x Jeremih - Show Me

Drake - Good Ones Go (Interlude)

PartyNextDoor - Sex On The Beach

SchoolBoy Q - Sexting

SZA - HiiJack

sending love and good vibes your way (:

anonymous asked:

Haven't you heard?? conservatives are always at fault. save an old woman from a burning building? you probably started the fire so u could earn the glory. volunteer to dig a well in water-deprived third-world countries? u probably drank all the water in the first place. the guy down the street is an animal abuser?? you said hello to him one time so its ur fault. always conservative's fault.


anonymous asked:

why cant you admit that zayn didnt have to say one word to louis?? he was coming for naughty boy someone whos been bullying teenage girls about something theyre upset about since march not for zayn he didnt have to thats just sad. 5 years of friendship and this is how it ends. beautiful. even if zayns ur fave how can you be ok with this??? its not possible that you dont give a fuck theyre like this right now. what about all the good years? dont you care?

but naughty boy literally stopped saying stuff about the band when louis tweeted him the first time so ???? why is louis still indirecting him??? louis didnt have to say one word about shahid or zayn but he cant keep his mouth shut :)

anonymous asked:

How did you meet ur squad of friends?

‘squad’ well I got a few friends but when u say squad imma say u mean as in a group. But I have like 3 squads, im. Most of my friends I met through tumblr really, some other ways. Then there are sorta unofficial squads that dont have skypes but then —

anyway under a readmore bc i type a lot

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Dan: You will never use that many sticky notes, that’s like 1000.
Phil: I’m just going to use them to leave messages for you around the house.

So, it begins.

Dan finds the first one on his wardrobe.

Then, there’s one on the door.

Another one on the fridge. ((of course he finished the cereals))

On the keyboard of his laptop. ((*blushes*))

Even on the toilet paper. ((omg phil ur so weird))

After a few days, Dan finds another post-it on the wall. Although it’s not funny anymore, he decides to answer because, well… it’s Phil.

They keep writing to each other even if they live in the same house. ((we’re hopeless lol))


Okaaaaay, I don’t even know what I’ve done ????? I apologise for my bad handwriting and I hope I wrote all the words correctly, lol. I don’t know, when I heard Phil talking about leaving random sticky notes around the house, I thought it was soooo cute, so I made a few (?). Oh, and the things I put in brackets are Dan’s thoughts.

here is a tutorial no one asked for but IM MAKING IT ANYWAY JUST IN CASE

all those audio posts that dont work? you click play and no sound happens even though it looks fine?? heres how u get around that. or u could just use a different browser apparently but this way u can pretend ur a hacker or w/e

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anonymous asked:

what's ur favourite thing about zayn? i was talking about him with my friend and was wondering what ur thoughts were :)

my favourite thing about zayn, without a doubt, is how big his heart is. i’m pretty sure it’s bigger than his entire body so i don’t know how he’s managing to contain it all. he’s just… so loving with everyone. when it comes to the boys, he’s always the first one to provide comfort and kind words. whenever one of them falls, like liam did during the south america leg, he’s the first to check if they’re alright. he hugs them out of the blue most times, just to let them know that he’s there. he cares for his boys so much and there’s not enough time in a day for me to comprehend and verbalize how strong the zayn/ot4 bond is. then, there’s zayn with his family. zayn is a family man and has been since the beginning, and you can clearly witness this in ‘this is us’. he literally said that the reason why he auditioned for the x-factor is so that he could take care of his mom. he literally says “you spent 18 years taking care of me so now it’s my turn to take care of you”. ALL HE WANTED! OUT OF THIS FAME! IS TO PROVIDE! FOR HIS MOM! listen… don’t @ me for the next week. he didn’t go into x-factor looking to make something out of himself. he walked into that arena with the intent to be a provider. and did you see how his face lit up when he was facetiming his mom later on in the concert film??? letting us see that crinkly eyed smile of his that could power a million suns??? his happiness is his family’s happiness and honestly i can’t think about it for too long or else i’ll start crying. AND THEN! there’s zayn with fans/giving to charity. he’s always giving fans a warm hug and checking that all the fans he meets are ok, giving them whatever they ask of him whether it be a video shoutout or his signature. and charities? he’s always willing to donate thousands like he did for red nose day 2013, as well as decorating that gromit sculpture which sold for 26k in pounds for bristol royal hospital for children. then he’s outchea being so gracious to artists who give him fanart, praising the art without degrading like other celebrities do, and even making some of the fanart pieces his twitter icon. he gives as much love as he receives. like he literally stayed in one direction for fans, stating in his first post-1d interview with the sun that he was unhappy for a long time but stuck through it for the fans. he literally got up every single day, got up on a stage every single night, for our sake rather than his own enjoyment. his love for us is endless honestly he loves us so much and i hate when people begin to doubt that. zayn’s heart is bigger than all of us. he could fit everyone in his heart and still have space for more. one day inshAllah i’ll get to be around him, kiss both of his cheeks and hug him until all the love that vibrates within my body melts into him.

Part I

Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicester Square
Natasha wanted to tell him the whole story of wartime London and the pub and seeing who Steve Rogers was before he lost everything, and meeting The Winter Soldier only to find out that he was just a young charmer named Bucky Barnes.

How To Hook A Superhero
Bucky is a college student who just got the internship of a lifetime, assisting a photographer who’s latest assignment is to profile Captain America. The Captain couldn’t possibly be interested…right?

Memories are Made of This
Nearly a year after turning himself into SHIELD and the Avengers, Bucky struggles to find himself in the 21st century. Unfortunately, no one told him about the aliens.

Steve gets a job drawing dirty comics. Bucky thinks he needs help coming up with sketches. Not that Bucky minds posing in ladies’ underthings.

Barnes & the Brooklyn Irish
skinny!Steve/Bucky Mafia!AU: Bucky is a mafia boss and Steve is his tiny-yet-somehow-extremely-intimidating “mafia wife”.

You Were Standing There
Bucky accidentally breaks into the wrong house while drunk. The wrong house happens to belong to Steve Rogers.

i was found and now i don’t roam these streets
They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. “He has a little shiny gray arm,” Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.
Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds…

Parallel Constructions
In the absence of orders, the man wearing the face of Bucky Barnes must figure out who he will be. The answer, mostly, is “somebody Steve Rogers can love.” Nothing so easy should ever take this much work.

have you ever thought just maybes
“JARVIS,” Tony called thoughtfully.
“Yes, sir?”
“Those young people are in love,” he said.

lonely houses off the road
Barnes is now glaring at him for some reason. It’s somewhat terrifying but also, oddly, a little reassuring— because that’s emotion right there, which means there’s still somebody behind those eyes. Somebody who seems to think Sam is being a bit slow on the uptake. “Time parameters exceeded. Mission failed.”
“Wait.” Sam narrows his eyes. “Is this some kind of… report? Debriefing?”
“Mission report,” confirms Barnes, looking pleased. Well, looking slightly less murderous than before.
In which various people deal with things they never signed up for, but at the end of the day no one’s particularly surprised.

escape from new york
On Monday morning Thor parades bare-ass naked around the Tower; it all goes downhill from there. Or, the one where New York gets infected with alien sex pollen, Steve appears to be the only sane man, and the things that ensue include hilarity, fake zombies, pining and surprise makeouts. And a bear trap.

pull apart the dark
Steve’s unending faith in his best friend was beginning to look less like hope and more like fantasy. When they’d caught the Soldier – in a fire fight that still gave Sam nightmares – the only thing the man seemed to recall was how to hit exactly where it hurt.
Four months later, Barnes still refused to speak English. Refused to heed anything but Steve’s voice.
So, all in all, it was not a great time for Hydra to attack New York. All in all, Sam really wished they’d just killed him, instead of turning Captain America into a baby.

A Pretty Boy with a Bird Tattoo
Bucky Barnes is the wholesome, handsome boy next door, complete with the engineering major and the beloved younger sister (or three).
Steve Rogers is the punk artist loner with an unkindness on his arm and a never-ending fight against the world. His best friend, Natasha, is best left unmentioned, though there are rumors that if you kiss the Black Widow’s spider, she’ll give you a tattoo for free. But she never said where or what.
They shouldn’t work together, until they do.

tin soldiers
In the aftermath of Steve’s return to the world of the living and the battle of New York, the academia and the Internet react.

but hey, you’re all right
‘This is not my fault,’ Tony lies. 'It was supposed to be a joke! Christ.’
'Thanks to your joke,’ says Coulson, 'we now have a code three-four-delta, with the variable being a Russian immigrant. We’re checking his background right now, but it might take a while. Meanwhile, I suggest you civilian-proof the Tower. If any SHIELD intelligence is compromised, I will hurt you.’
Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you’d expect..

One Day We Won’t Have to Be Scared
Steve and Bucky are at a gay bar in the 30s, and some guy offers them money to take pictures of them as they fuck. They need the money, they say yes, and pretty much forget about it afterwards. The pictures come out years later.

No Gods, No Masters, Just Me
Bucky Barnes is free. No gods, no masters. It’s going to be a god damned shit show.

Always Stay Near Me, For Tomorrow I Will Have Much To Do
After saving Captain America, the Asset goes into hiding. His memories start returning in pieces, including the love of his life left behind in Brooklyn and the relationship he had with Captain America during the war.
Unable to reconcile his memories of Captain America and pre-Serum Steve, Bucky believes he’s dead. On the advice of the vivid hallucination he’s having of Steve, Bucky Barnes seeks help in his fight against HYDRA from Director Coulson’s newly reformed SHIELD.

This One’s For Bravery and This One’s For Me
The thing is, he’s read most all of the books that have been written about Captain America. At first he was desperate to understand why people were so strange about him, why it felt like the whole world was staring at him, waiting for him to do something amazing. Before the Chitauri invasion, no one had told him that a generation of Americans had grown up watching Captain America cartoons on Saturday morning. No one had said that the stupid propaganda reels he shot with the USO and later with the Commandos would be dissected by scores of academics for cultural meaning, that every part of his life and death already had a book written about it. No one had told him what kind of symbol Captain America had become, because the answer was too complicated, and had changed every decade or so anyway.

anonymous asked:

So I went to this guys house to tutor him in math. After we studied, we started a movie. But he started kissing my neck and playing with my tits. I would grind my ass against him, and eventually he started fingering me. Well eventually we fucked. It was pretty good. But then he asked me what I like, and I said rough. So we fucked again and he was really rough and used my turn ons and made me cum for the first time. His roommate texted him and said "dude ur fuckin the shit outta her" It was great

why the signs would take over the world


Taurus: give me ur food


Cancer: I just wanted to sleep…

Leo: the world is my birthright tbh how dare you doubt me


Libra: step aside peasants, i’ll show you how to run this joint

Scorpio: i will murder all of you. one by one. painfully.

Sagittarius: but do i get free food and travel

Capricorn: guys shhh just accept that i can do things better than you shhh

Aquarius: aight first things first we gotta find those aliens

Pisces: You insulted my family. You will all die now.

heads up though - this post is intended for entertainment purposes only. not true reflections of the signs or my opinions of them. pce out ^_^

anonymous asked:

Tell us ur phan sex headcanons pls!!!


  • their first time was after them being out in the snow for hours, with them going back to phil’s house, desperate to get out of their wet, icy clothes and hungering for one another’s warmth, and them exploring one another’s bodies for the first time; dan showing phil all of his most sensitive places to touch and suck at, and dan being hesitant but then growing bolder as the night wore on ッ
  • tickles in bed that’s all ッ
  • phil has a nipple kink and loves it when dan pinches/sucks/licks them ッ
  • phil has a kink for dan’s hands and has asked him to make love to him and touch his body the way dan caresses the piano ッ
  • when he’s cross, or during make-up sex after an argument, phil likes denying dan from orgasming and watching him writhe and practically begging phil to let him come ッ
  • when dan first tried to top, dan did a p good job at it, but like after finishing, he was all cheeky: “well I did have one hell of a teacher”  ッ
  • dan has such a kink for phil’s voice when it gets all low and gravelly ッ
  • phil swears the most during sex and it only turns dan on even more (coprolalia) ッ
  • waking up in the morning and lazy morning sex omg ッ
  • phil’s tummy is one of his most sensitive/ticklish places and dan trailing his tongue along phil’s ribcage, and then his fringe tickling phil’s stomach and thighs as he sucks phil off ッ
  • phil is such a tease in bed, and when dan is a bossy little shit, phil just gives him that one knowing, commanding look which instantly shuts Dan up and makes him feel like putty in phil’s hands ッ
  • dan’s ‘powerful tongue’ doing its magic on phil’s ass ッ
  • snowballing ッ
  • dan has a habit of biting phil’s skin - on his neck, on his collarbone, etc, which is why phil wears those lovely button-up shirts to cover the hickeys up ッ
  • a couple months ago dan got a new bed bc they did the frick frack and the slats went crick crack ッ
  • naked massages ッ

that’s all for now lmao

oktevia asked:

i need ur smut fic rec asap

Excellent Recently Published Bellarke Smut Fics 

For further reading, the Rec List page on my blog has lots of material collected by other fans!

Fic rec

↪ asexual characters

First of all, I want to apologize for the very tiny list. But! You can check here fore more fics. I only read the ones that interested me, so @ anon you should probably check it out cuz there’s some asexual!Kenma there  (ര̀ᴗര́)و ̑̑ 

Bat Those Eyelashes by  letsgetfricative

Oikawa’s a healthy teenage boy. He’s supposed to want to have sex. Clearly, it isn’t working out with girls, so he just needs to try something different. Iwa-chan is good looking, bisexual, and his best friend. Why shouldn’t he want to have sex with him?

Boundaries by togekissies

“Boundaries?” Tooru repeats. His mind is still fuzzy from all the kisses. “Okay. The doorway mean it’s my room, Iwa. Now go back to kissing me.”

“No, you idiot,” Iwa says, frowning. He pulls back even more so he’s sitting down instead of practically straddling Tooru. “I meant what we can do together.”

it’s only space, it’s only time by eveningsky

Bokuto’s not a model, not by any superficial standards anyway, but he’s real, he’s tangible, and he’s not just another ghost who hides its own faults behind cashmere and cotton –and perhaps it’s that exact factor which makes him so tantalising to capture behind a lens.

(Or, in which Akaashi is a wandering photographer and Bokuto reminds him of home.)

i will dream of you, you’ll dream of me too by  eveningsky

Bokuto is a star in your life, a sun, a splash of colour upon a grey canvas and a trace of spontaneous upon your skin –the last thing you want is for all that to disappear.