the first one is the one that gets to me the most tbh

“From what I hear of Barbossa, he’s not a man to suffer fools, nor strike a bargain with one.”

“Well it’s a very good thing I’m not a fool then, eh?”

Prove me wrong. What makes you think Barbossa will give up his ship to you?”

I JUST WANTED TO START WITH THIS PARTICULAR EXCHANGE BETWEEN THEM because this is easily the most important dialogue between them in all of CotBP. This is the moment when we see the full extent of their friendship and how well they work together and communicate together as partners ( which is effectively what they are, since the relationship between a captain and his first mate is one of the most vital to the entire ship dynamic – and a ship is pretty much a microcosm of society, or rather democratic society in the case of many pirate ships at the time, and Jack’s is absolutely included in that number ).

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anonymous asked:

Akashay for the ship meme. ;)


  • who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave- fucking Shay does
  • who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit- Akashi secretly videos Shay, Shay legit does such strange thing why hasn’t he become a Vine star yet ?????  
  • who breaks the most phones- No one tbh both have protect cases and are good with phones lol
  • who dies first- Not truly sure….
  • which one I could see as being lactose intolerant- Akashi, Shay loves dairy too much to ever live and be lactose intolerant 
  • who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t- Shay :/// 
  • who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed- Akashi tbh 
  • who uses the computer most- Both bc of school and work so yeah 

Tonight I was showering, minding my own damn business, and my traitorous brain thought it’d be a good idea to ponder over what the phone call between Zayn and Liam must have been like - the one Zayn referenced in his first interview.  Like how did Zayn feel the moment Liam picked up, because this was the first time he where he called one of the boys and didn’t just get their voicemail?  How fast did his heart start beating?  Did Liam know it was Zayn calling?  If so, what was going on in his mind when he decided to take the call?  How tense was it?  Did Zayn keep his casual cool, or were his words laced with something sadder, something more like I miss you so much, I wish we could be like we were again?  Was Liam upset or fake his enthusiasm?  Did he say they were all good when he really meant to say we’ll never be the same again, will we?

did they hang up wondering if that was their last phone call

did their bed feel a little emptier that night

by the end of the shower i was just like

hammaria asked:

can u offer any tips for people who want to collect nendoroid figures? I just ordered my first, but it seems like so many characters are expensive or hard to find.

Tbh I’ve just recently started collecting them myself (I got my first one back in may of last year) but these are a few things some people have helped me with and that (omg I wrote paragraphs Im so sorry guys)

It’s normally best to order straight from goodsmile

This is a matter of authenticity really, a lot of the more popular nendos get a lot of bootlegs made of them, which although cheaper they can have distorted/broken parts and it hurts the nendo market which drives prices up for the real ones. Most characters will also be at their cheapest when they first go up for preorder so its best to have a goodsmile account to have a good news feed of it all, or be with sites like myfigurecollection. After release some characters can double, triple even quadruple their starting price. If you want more on bootlegs here’s a good site with more details

Other shops

If you’re gonna order else where shops like amiami, yahoo (Im not gonna lie all the other shops have escaped my mind right now) but stay clear of ebay like the plague, like literally ebay is the worst for any collectibles the risk is way too high, I know theres some people who sell good ones but thats like a 1/10 chance. Some people say to stay clear of amazon too, but its easier to find genuine sellers on there, Ive had good experiences with the 4 I got of there but they where all trusted shops. I wouldn’t buy from conventions unless they have a strict no bootleg policy cause I find thats a bit risky too. Oh the other rule is never buy anything from china really like its kinda bootleg capital of the world. Tbh I normally say order through goodsmile because they sometimes give extra parts or a keyring bonus. Plus if you order multiple ones at once you pay a standard postage of 2000 jpy which for me at least is £10, if you’re just ordering the one though it might just be better to order from else where for the shipping and maybe a cheaper cost. 


Honestly the cheapest official nendo I’ve ever brought was like £17 something but thats literally like an expansion kinda set so I wouldnt pay that much otherwise its kinda unbelievable, and I wouldn’t pay more than £50 unless I really wanted the character like badly, like this is why its best to preorder for a cheaper price (even rereleases can become more expensive)

Thats all what comes to mind but what you’re saying about cost I feel you, its a very expensive hobby but once you get going you can swap nendo parts and take some pretty cool pictures, I really recommend trying to set rules on what you buy for yourself price wise and oh space like they are small but they demand room.

Also idk if @omnomina wants to add anything to this, they have a lot more experience than me, my biggest helper, and can fix anything I’ve said

anonymous asked:

Do you have a favorite DLC, and is the black emporium worth getting?

I do have a favorite DLC!  So far the one I’ve enjoyed playing the most is… eh, it’s probably a toss up between Legacy from DAII and Jaws of Hakkon from DAI.  I just really like the Avaar and the Frostback Basin is beautiful. I did make the mistake of going at way too low a level when I first got it, though, and ended up getting the shit killed out of me by a fucking lizard. The only one left in my party was Dorian and I just kinda ran him around and blasted fire at it until it died so I could exit to the world map. It took me, like, fifteen minutes and my wife just died laughing the whole time.

As far as content, though, I think my favorite is Descent. I hate hate hate that one wave of Sha-Brytol that never fucking ends (I was late picking my wife up from work because of that) and tbh the fighting gets a little repetitive. But in terms of lore and atmosphere, it’s def my favorite. Also Valta is so cute. So, so cute.

As for Black Emporium, it’s free so you might as well download it. If you ever want to make adjustments to your Hawke or Inquisitor, you can do it in the mirror there, plus there are really sweet weapons and schematics to be had. Also, if you played DAI on 360 (or PS3, I believe) and you want to import your Inquisitor to your next-gen console so you can play Descent and Trespasser, you have to have the Black Emporium. So yeah, it’s worth it. I mean, it’s not a story DLC or anything but it’s free so what do you have to lose? ;)


tagged by: @thecrimscncorsair
tagging: @lighthoof @tooflyforajedi @anakings-skywalker


- I Don’t Care // Fall Out Boy
I don’t care just what you think as long as it’s about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery 


- Paprika
Dat fucking animation tho
- Mad Max: Fury Road
One of the most well done movies I’ve seen like, ever tbh.


- Steven Universe
It’s such a positive, educational show for children, and learning such lessons at an early age is SO important.
- Brooklyn 99
The only cops I can trust come from that show tbh
- How To Get Away With Murder
First season is definitely stronger, but both so far are still absolutely fantastic. I get sucked in and am left breathless.


- @consularisms - the one who got me into star wars. the actual love of my life tbh. no, seriously. also has the best music tastes, the cutest pets, the loveliest family
- @lighthoof - such a cute character, such an adorable oc, such a well thought out backstory - even made up an entire species, with background story and so many headcanons I can’t keep up
- @lxst-wxnderer - Seeing young force users warms up this old zabrak’s shriveled hearts tbh. no but seriously i love your character. omg.
- @thecrimscncorsair - even though we haven’t rp’d much you’re just so pushing to engage with me and i’ve been shitty about it and i’m sorryyyyyyyyyy (ps if you need the link to the starter i wrote for ya, just let me know~)


- pasta - i have no fucking clue why i love pasta so much i just do ok
- kbbq - ok but fresh meat brought to you so you can grill it yourself with friends and family, and everything is delicious? sold.
- ramen - i love soup noodles you don’t understand
- pho - like, really love soup noodles
- popcorn - hot buttery popcorn is the actual best ok

shellrps asked:


who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

tbh in this situation it would be u bc i would be sayin something nasty 2 marls like i love when gordon pours batter into my ass n she would be cryin and u would get so stressed out that u would put them in the microwave n none of us would notice until it was too late

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

marls would fuckin grab the cat and run for her life if you n i were even in the same room 2gether

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

marls for both of us ):

who breaks the most phones

uMmMMmmM u

who dies first

marls she’d have a heart attack from how crazy we are

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

me bc i think u both discussed cheese before

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

marls is the only one with a stable life so us

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed


who uses the computer most

me n u marls is usually mobile cause she got an actual job n life

sinnerbird asked:

pokemon side games????

oh man i hope i’ve played enough of them to make this interesting

Favourite entry: pmd2 (i know i’ve said it a lot of times before but no other game has even gotten me close to crying, but pmd2 made me openly sob multiple times which i think says a lot about it lmao)
Least favourite entry: i haven’t beaten it yet but…super mystery dungeon isn’t that good tbh
First one I played: probably either pokemon stadium 2 or pokemon snap on the n64?
Most recent one I’ve played: super mystery dungeon
Most nostalgic: honestly pmd2 even though i only played it like a year or two ago
Hidden gem: could pokemon snap be considered a hidden gem? that was a really fun game
Underrated entry: i don’t think i’d call any of them really underrated
Overall opinion on the series: i haven’t played too many of the side games but the impression i get is that most people would agree that mystery dungeon is the best side series haha

also i’d really like to see pokemon snap get a sequel on the wii u, it just makes too much sense

ah yes arie

one of my faves

Full Name: i dont usually give my ocs last names so its just Arie™
Gender and Sexuality: Demigirl /Pansexual
Pronouns: She/they
Ethnicity/Species: European/Human
Birthplace and Birthdate: Born in Budapest/ 02/25/1992 
Guilty Pleasures: None
Phobias: Trypophobia, Acrophobia, Agoraphobia 
What They Would Be Famous For: She’d probably be a really popular tattoo artist tbh
What They Would Get Arrested For: Illegal meme dealing
OC You Ship Them With: Noel™
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Adam
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Horror/Gore
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Any kind of cishet teenage girl moves into new town and instantly falls in love w/ popular cis dude kinda thing
Talents and/or Powers: she’s just really good @ art
Why Someone Might Love Them: Their looks tbh??
Why Someone Might Hate Them: She can be a huge ass sometimes/Occasionally problematic
How They Change: ᕦ(⸟ ͜ʖ⸟)ᕥ 

Why You Love Them: she’s one of my first decent ocs and very close 2 my heart

anonymous asked:

ship: cookies are made of butter and love

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  • who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Francis. Hands down.

  • who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Machiavelli bc he gives zero fucks. Francis gave few fucks but then the cat got in bed and clawed the shit out of his balls one time.

  • who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Joan bc her husbands are dooooooooorks

  • who breaks the most phones

The number of times Francis has dropped his phone in a pool/pond/toilet…

  • who dies first

hahaha fuck

Machiavelli probably tbh

  • which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

idk man

  • who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

tbh all of them have at least one thing

Machiavelli and Joan are slightly more lowkey about it tho

  • who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

more like kicked INTO bed bc jfc Francis and Machiavelli dont fuckign sleep

  • who uses the computer most

Machiavelli and Francis are tied

Once you get this, share 5 random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to 10 of your followers.
Tagged by: @ofrevenants

Here’s the facts!

1. I’m participating in Wilderness First Responder Training within the next week or so! I was inspired do to it because there was a guy @ Youth Corps who was a WFR and I thought it was the coolest thing ever? That, and I’ve always had a bit of interest in first aid (it’s one of my passions - though it’s not a career I expect to be in tbh).

2. One of my favorite musicians is Micheal Schulte! At least one of his songs has helped me build most of my OCs! :O The one that inspired Finnegan is “Dear Doubt” . (In fact, I have a playlist for each and every one of my OCs on spotify and they’re all terrible rip)

3. I’m super interested in Astrology! And have almost made a comic based off of it (however, the idea fell through because I soon lost inspiration for the project lmao).

4. I have a really bad habit of brewing tea and then forgetting about it.

5. I share my birthday with Shia LaBeouf :^)

Tagging: anybody who wants to do this !!! please tag me in it if u do so i can see !!!!!!

Fanfic meme thing

Tagged by @listentoyoubleed​ aww yiss

DISCLAIMER: most of these are smutty, except for Blossom. I really like to write porn. :I

1. Your 3 fanfics with the most comments:

Goddess Rising is numero uno, no contest, even though it’s not on AO3. Man I miss the days of people getting stoked enough about my work to comment and speculate a whole bunch uu~

Measured in Weeks with a whopping 11 (probably me bantering with someone tbh)

Varying Degrees of Sexuality and Maid Costume are tied with 3. :P

2. Your 3 fanfics with the most kudos:

Varying Degrees of Sexuality

Measured in Weeks

Maid Costume

3. Your oldest fanfic:

I WROTE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG NOVELS TOO. I had a massive one that spanned several years and I literally had over 200 OCs at one point. I was obsessed with sonic for like 6 years oops. I started publishing it on a friend’s website when I first started haunting the internet and some BNF wrote me an email complaining about how weeaboo it was. :P

4. Your latest fanfic:

This Rokuseri thing I want to continue at some point

5. Your proudest fanfic:

I’m proud of G*R simply because I stuck with it so long. I wish I had finished it, or had the means to rewrite and finish it. But the universe I built in that fic makes me happy to this day. And I’m glad it helped me meet so many awesome people and that so many people enjoyed it.

I’m proud of Varying Degrees because I managed to NOT stick with it XD I finished it, quick and tidy, got where I wanted with it and put it down. Probably the only time I ever did that with a fucking fic, lol

6. Your longest fanfic:

G*R of course. I think I worked on it for a decade. I don’t even want to think about how long it is. 

7. Your 3 fanfics with the most hits:

G*R of course

Varying Degrees

Maid Costume

8. Your 3 fanfics with the most bookmarks:

Varying Degrees

Blossom, Edge of the Atmosphere and Maid Costume are tied

Measured in Weeks

9. Your top 3 crossover fanfics:

That Sonic fanfic I wrote when I was 12 had crossover characters in it… XD

10. Your favorite character to write in fanfic:

Oh gosh. IDK, I have fun with a lot of different characters. I think the easiest for me to write would be Edgeworth and Edgar. Dib probably follows close behind, especially Boss Kharna :3

11. Bonus Round: A fic you love that isn’t already listed above:

Bandanas B3 shameless Edoroku smut cures what ails you

Someone’s probably going to ask me why I didn’t link to G*R. Well, for the same reason why people don’t show off the pictures of their Goth phase in high school. =D;;;


rukifanatic asked:


1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Still trying to figure out why people like me tbh
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Most of the time, no.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Reading fanfiction and listening to music
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Hmmm, one of my close friends, trying to make sure I don’t do something stupid
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Well…I wouldn’t be surprised first of all, but it’d still hurt. I’ll know that they found someone better than me (after all, I know I’ll always be the second choice) and if they want to be with that person, they can just leave me and go with them instead. Then I’d go cry or something c:
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
I’ve never kissed anyone. Never have, never will
10: What are you listening to?

visualnoveladventures asked:

#4, 7, and 22?

4. Longest consecutive hours you’ve played a game?
I Played all the Mass Effect series within 1-2 days. That includes staying up all night. I got little to no sleep. I HATED the first ME so I thought one day ‘Play the first one get it over with the 2nd one won’t be that bad.’ And let me tell you, I didn’t regret it. The 2nd ME is probably my favorite out of the ME series.

7. Most disappointing game you’ve played?
Shadow of Mordor tbh. I was really looking forward to it and it just didn’t make the cut on what I wanted. 

22. If you could turn one game into movie, which would it be?
I have no idea. There are so many game that would make a good movie. Then some that would be butchered if it were a movie. You know, like Assassin’s Creed. Some of the other movies are just…that’s why I’m scared for the new AC movie


Day 6 - Legendary day! What are your top 3 Legendary Pokémon designs and concepts? And ultimately, which one is your favorite legendary? Why?

I’ll get to today’s Q later I’ve put pictures in this one and it’s lagging out my shitty laptop.

Never really thought about quantifying which legendaries I like tbh. I’m pretty sure it’s possible to quantify most legendary pokemon into 3 categories: Small, fey-like creatures; large, powerful poster legendaries; and smaller, but still larger than the first tier mons with their own niches to fill.

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anonymous asked:

once you get this, it'd be super rad if you'd share 5 random facts about yourself. then, pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers 💙

1. I have horrible skin allergies. I’m allergic to make-up, most soaps, lotions, dishwashing and laundry cleaning agents. And many more. (tbh only one brand of soap works out for me, and it’s dove—which is not cruelty-free. ;-; and nivea’s lotions, that’s it.)

2. I absolutely love potatoes—I’m not even kidding. For the past week, all I’ve been eating consists of potatoes.

3. My current crush is a baseball player from the neighboring/rival school. They are smol (like shorter than me, and i hate to admit it, but i’m smol).

4. Speaking of crushes, I first had one in ninth grade. I’m currently in tenth grade.

5. I adore the skies and outer space and stars and yes, basically anything related to them. When I was younger, my dream was to become either a pilot or an astronaut. I’m still dreaming of it, but people expect me to be a doctor.

celestialmechanic asked:

I was fairly sure your first name was Lauren until now

It is.  I’m guessing this is in response to my tag that no one ever pronounces my first name right?  Because most people pronounce it with an ‘o’ sound so that Lauren somehow rhymes with ‘foreign’ whereas my parents were very emphatic when I was growing up that my name was pronounced LAuren.  
It doesn’t bother me /quite/ as much as it used to but tbh it’s still somewhat infuriating because to me they are different names that happen to be spelled the same.  Like if you introduced yourself as Andy and yet everyone calls you Amy like that’s the same thing?  You politely try to correct them the first time but they look at you like you’re being crazy because THEY ‘don’t hear a difference’ and they both start with ‘A’ and end with ‘Y’ so clearly you’re just being overly picky like ‘shut up they’re the same’.  And you kind of just have to adjust to responding when people call you Amy even though you don’t identify with that name at all and honestly it never /completely/ sets in so if someone tries to get your attention by calling ‘Amy’ at you when you’re not really paying attention you don’t hear /your name/ and react and ‘omg, why didn’t you turn around I kept calling your name over and over-” and nO YOU WEREN’T fjwaig;ohwreioghaeopghrwaughAO{ oKAY I LIED I STILL REALLY REALLY HATE THIS

Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @persassyusjacksonkiwi. Thank you!

Name: Louise
Nickname: I don’t really have one but sometimes adults call me Lou??
Gender: cis female
Height: 5’7 ish
Sexual Orientation: who even knows
Favourite Colour: light blue or light teal
Time Right Now: 8.45pm
Average Hours of sleep: 8-9 hours
Last Thing I Googled: gmail (so exciting!!)
Number of Blankets I sleep Under: generally one
Favourite Fictional Characters: Percy, Annabeth, Hazel (pjo/hoo), Lily Evans, Hermione, Tonks (hp), Donna (doctor who), Eleanor (northanger abbey)
Favourite Famous People: J K Rowling, David Tennant, Keira Knightley (I don’t really have any tbh)
Favourite Books: PJO, Harry Potter, Discworld, Persuasion and every other book by Jane Austen
Favourite Bands: Bastille and Fall Out Boy
Dream Trip: Europe (especially Germany and England) or Japan.
Dream Job: Historian or author
What I’m wearing right now: a floral dress

This is when I’m supposed to tag people, but I think all the people I would tag have already been tagged. If anyone who follows me hasn’t, please feel free to do this and say that I tagged you!

anonymous asked:

hanji for the ship meme!

~ send me a ship & i’ll tell you who… ~

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

WE LL Hannah is actually a pretty good dancer, and regardless whether or not Shinji can dance he wouldn’t be one to say he’s good at it~ Since he is a self conscious little babe <3 So most likely neither (tho i could see Kaworu doing this tbh)

  • likes to watch reality tv

Probably Hannah (i could see her getting really into Dog the Bounty Hunter tbh, she’d get so excited when they tackle the guys)

  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

HANNAH DEFINITELY because Shinji is a lil more proper and isn’t one to do things like that (unless he was jacking off or something)

  • is the jealous / protective one

They both fit this role pretty well, though Hannah is more protective physically and Shinji tries his best to protect her emotionally~ And I think they both get equally jealous at times. But Hannah is definitely more showy when it comes to her want to protect him.

  • goes all out on the holidays

Hannah would give it a shot now and then, not really one to go all out unless she’s excited for the holidays for a particular reason. But I could definitely see Shinji taking Valentines day seriously, wanting to give Hannah the best romantic time he can <3

  • cries over books

SHINJI undoubtedly. Hannah likes to read, but she isn’t too big on getting attached to book characters. Shinji would probably find a character to relate to and feel every emotion they do and just be a wreck when he finished the book. But it would have to be a book he actually liked.

  • is terrible with kids

Neither of them are really bad with kids, though Shinji would definitely be stressed out a little more, unsure of what he should really do. But he’d be better with his own kids <3

  • drinks too much caffeine

Hannah mostly because she is a pop and coffee addict. They give her those BURSTS of energy that she loves. And Shinji would most likely be a regular coffee drinker just so he can keep his head and not lose his marbles.

  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

~Shinji~ because he is done with the world and does NOT want to deal with it. He just sleeps and Hannah lets him. You can’t wake the baby :/

  • never wears matching socks

Hannah again~ She loves bright and colorful obnoxious socks, especially when they have funky patterns and are mismatched on PURPOSE.

  • punches a tree when they’re angry

They are both very smol and very stressed children and they both take their anger out on inanimate objects. Though while Hannah would probably make a solid dent in that tree, Shinji would probably cut up his knuckles and cry a little.

  • gets scared by the toaster

Hannah, actually! She gets startled by sudden things really easily. especially if she’s focused on something else and it shatters her concentration. But Shinji probably has his moments too, walking into the kitchen to have Hannah’s breakfast toast POP up and startle him~

calibanscry asked:

otp challenge: [loud and obnoxious yeehaw-ing] (yo) & "Americans" (tú)

  • Who wakes up first? You, yeehawing and waking up everyone.
  • Who is grumpiest in the morning? Me ofc.
  • Who cooks breakfast? Each one their breakfast.
  • Who serves the other breakfast in bed? You to me B) My loyal subject.
  • Who suggests the skip work and stay home? Me.
  • Who falls asleep on top of the other? You probably ♥
  • Who always has to be touching the other? Me - the touchy one™.
  • Who stays up until 2 reading? Both.
  • Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping? None!
  • Who is most adventurous? You [yeehawwww]
  • Who is most protective? Me. 
  • Who cares too much? ME ME ME ♪
  • Who is most competitive? You.
  • Who sings in the shower? Both tbh.
  • Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places?…Me. 
  • Rate this ship: 24601/10

Send me a ship.