the fifth one tho like what are you

  • First Doctor: Badass Grandpa
  • Second Doctor: Flute playing fixes literally everything
  • Third Doctor: Messy hair don't care
  • Fourth Doctor: Dat Scarf Tho *aggressively bites lower lip*
  • Fifth Doctor: looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll
  • Sixth Doctor: Sin-amon roll
  • Seventh Doctor: My spoon tricks bring all the boys to the yard
  • Eight Doctor: "What do you mean ONLY one?"
  • War Doctor: "War.......War Never Changes"
  • Ninth Doctor: Sasstronaught
  • Tenth Doctor: Cutie with a Booty
  • Eleventh Doctor: "I'm sorry I can't hear you over how overtly awesome I am"
  • Twelfth Doctor: Badass Grandpa II: Revenge of the Eyebrows
The Slytherin Fifth Year || Part 1 || Teacher!Newt Scamander x Student!Reader

Heyyyyyoooo so this is my first newt scamander fix. its teacher!newt x student! reader. its gonna be kind dark is later on because its like newt being infatuated and shit. like this first chapter tho is gonna be shit. but like i promise the nest couple will be okay. i hope. ANYWAY on we go. OH and message/preferably do the ask thing if yalls wanna be on a tag list for all my fics, just one shots, only peter parker, or only newt scamander, or both or everything. just tell me what you guys wanna be tagged in and ill tag you in. I’m still tagging my two bitches tho cause they gotta support me through everything. ANYWAY now on we go.

tags : @running-outta-time @munalisax

words : 1577

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The Slytherin Fifth Year Masterlist

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Originally posted by queenmarci8284


Newt Scamander found himself faced with tremendous discomfort as multiple pairs of eyes looked up at him throughout the decently large room.

Just recently, the Mazoologist found himself being asked to teach a class based around Magical Creatures by the Ministry and the Headmaster, himself, for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The first thought, or rather emotion, that came to the former Hufflepuff’s mind was fear. He’d have to go back to the very school he’d been mocked at by peers for his love of the fantastic creatures. Foremost, he’d been expelled years back for an incident, with one of the creatures, he’d taken the blame for.

After only days of piling up pros and cons, Tina, an auror working for MACUSA and a friend from previous adventures in New York, had convinced him it was a good idea to go.

She told him, “You taught me, and so many others, that those beasts in your case aren’t something to be afraid of. You’ve found a much more complex way to look at them, and taking this opportunity, you’ll only make the students see the beasts the way you do and show them they aren’t dangerous. Isn’t that what you’ve been trying to prove your whole life?”

So, now he stood in front of many students in his first class of the year.

Nervousness was all that took over his body as he mumbled down into the pocket of his coat, “This is going to be a long year, isn’t it Pickett?”


You were trudging your way into the fourth class of the day, Potions, feeling inexplicably tired and discouraged as everyday, when you heard two girls giggling to each other,

“I heard the new teacher’s very,” the girl, Grace, beside you smirked, propping her elbow on the table and putting her hand underneath her chin, “very young.”

The other girl in front of her, Marissa, smiled knowingly, and sing songed, “And attractive.”

You sniffled a laugh, hoping they wouldn’t hear, but alas their heads turned towards you, nasty looks imbedded on their faces, “What’s so funny, Y/N?”

The smile on your face left as you slouched and mumbled quietly to the two Slytherins, “Nothing.”

“Good answer.” Came from Marissa.

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anonymous asked:

although, to be generous to education (tho it often doesn't deserve it), as a tutor i often have to teach children how to do things incorrectly because teaching them the nuance (or even mentioning that there is one) is too complex for their goals. i teach fifth graders how to write and i'm always saying "you need a thesis, introduction, and conclusion" and "a body paragraph needs a topic sentence" even though that obviously isn't always the case, but it's what they need to know in the moment

yeah like sorry children what you’re taught is all wrong 90% of the time, yes even in math, lmao.

Boyfriend!Seungcheol

Originally posted by katalxy

A/N: Hello! This is the first installment of the Boyfriend!Seventeen series :D I’ll be doing them in order of age so expect Boyfriend!Jeonghan next ^o^ Also quick shout out to Admin Gold who helped me a bunch with this c: -Admin Madi  (Also this is really long i’m sorry we got carried away)


  • Boyfriend!Seungcheol would give the most amazing back hugs
  • Like just imagine absentmindedly picking out an outfit from your closet and BAM instant warmth from your super cuddly boyfriend
  • Also likes to sneak in a lil tap on your butt
  • why?? bc he’s seungcheol come on, he’s cheeky like that
  • Would always shower you in kisses before he has to leave for practice 
  • “Okay Seungcheol, you really gotta go now or you’ll be late”
  • “But Y/N… One more kiss!”
  • The type to bring you home flowers for no apparent reason
  • “I love you, here’s some flowers!” 
  • Is also the type to ask you to move in with him into your own apartment after like what, 15 dates? 
  • Knows you’re a keeper after the fifth date tho lets be real
  • Can always be himself around you no matter what
  • Takes days off so that you two can be spontaneous together and go on dates
  • s p o i l s you to no end 
  • Notices you looking at something in a shop window and goes back a week later to buy it for you
  • Hides the gifts in really obvious places so you find them and are like “Oppa what’s this?”
  • Loves showing you off in public & is all for PDA
  • He loves leaving soft kisses on your cheeks squish squish
  • Keeps your hands interlocked at all times 
  • Is low-key really protective of you
  • Is the type of person to come home after a long day of practice and just kinda throw his clothing everywhere and hop into bed
  • Comes home at 3am and finds you asleep on the couch
  • Carries you bridal style into bed and holds you really close
  • Also forgets to put the cap on the milk a lot
  • You two make funny faces at each other when you brush your teeth
  • Likes giving you his baggy sweaters and t-shirts for you to wear around the house 

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Pairing: Ravi/Reader/Ken, slight mentions of Reader/OT6

Rating: NC-17

Warning: AU, angst, hurt/comfort, violence, gore (its pretty mild), threesome, double penetration, anal sex, foul language

Wordcount: 7368

Request:  Ravi/Reader/Ken with double penetration and squirting.

Notes: Holee crap. The size of this thing is embarrassing…AU’s tho. Thats what always happens with AU’s tbh, wordy mess and all. And its violent and rather angsty and um…yeah squirting omg *blushes* I have a thing for assassin!Vixx, I hope you guys enjoy it too, I’m really pleased with how this turned out ^_^

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spectralarchers replied to your post : (I know I’m late to this ok) this year I decided…

Tbh Nano is about getting words out. It doesn’t matter what kind. My word count has notes, writing and chapter outlines, because everything counts 😊

thanks, Christine! I needed to hear that, bc for a moment I felt like a fake tbh xD

adtaf  asked:

chris talk to me abt humbug

I don’t know what to say about humbug really, idk. its just such a great album, its actually my favorite album from the band. its so amazing, how they got that sort of indie or whatever garage rock sound from the first albums and then they chance so much into this kinda dark, stoner, slower and sexy sound. i wonder how many bands can do that. tis incredible. they were getting so much hype with their first albums but they take thier chances and they get away from the comfortable zone, and try to experiment and get better and do something else and not be another boring indie band. it samazing. i love the whole album its jsut 10 songs, but they fit so good, from the sexy ones liek my properller, potion approaching or dangeros animas, to the romanctic ones liek fire and the thud and cornerstone to the misterious ones like dance little liar or the jewellers hands. its perfect. the opener my propeller god, its an amazin way to opent he album like with a totally different style from the last two albums still soo catchy and badass, its like atotally “look here we are, i bet u didn’t expect this u little shit” and its soo perfect, and then it close the album with the monumental outro of the jewellers hands and it leaves u with a feeling like u can’t believe what u heard. the whole album damn. alex voice in THIS ALBUM its like the breaking point from his voice, since this one his voice gets soo good, and i love the album bc you can totally sense how important nick started to be here, well he was important in fwn too but u get me. his bass breaks so many asses here shit. and the whole album its pretty weird, shit, i love it. AND DONT MAKE ME TALK ABOUT THE LYRICS, one of the best al works are here, so misterious and twisted words. they’re pieces of art. jfc. and well the era was so amazing, with their long hairs and beards, they get away from that teenager english boys style and it freaks out so much, i love them. always changing, playing their own game, not the one the fans or th epress wants, shit. and the live perfomance was soo tight and everything was really well planned. that was the first time they played with a fifth member, u don’t understnad how important josh ashton was for the band. it was amazing. and the acoustic man, the acoustic. they progressed so much with that since 2009. and let me tell you this era was one fo the peeks of alex carreer when it comes to compose songs, he had so many, they said they had like 25 songs from the sessions we only get to hear 18 tho ugh. but still. god bless humbug and good bless josh homme. THIS WAS THE ALBUM AND THE ERA THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING. the monkeys wouldn’t be what they are right now if it wasn’t for this. im as proud of this album as the guys from the band are. 

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this is a masterpost of all things dinah

proceed at ur own risk (also none of the gifs or pictures belong to me)

i would like to start with this gif bc its very important 

okay now that we have gotten that out of the way id like to talk about how dinah is the funniest person in the world and if you disagree you’re mistaken

exhibit a, she takes a mustache (this is supposed to be a gif but it is not moving but it might when i post it idk) :

exhibit b, she takes said mustache and places it between her eyebrows (ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE A GIF BUT ITS NOT MOVING AND IF IT MOVES ON THE ACTUAL POST THEN IGNORE THIS) :

this gif is also important she is whacking ally with a pillow during a video :

also perfect time to add in some funny meet and greet poses ft. dinah jane 

further proving the point of how funny dinah is her header on twitter was this for a while :

okAY NOW THAT WE HAVE SEEN THE FUNNY SIDE OF DINAH LETS MOVE ON TO THE REALLY HOT BEAUTIFUL SIDE BEFORE I PEE MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION :

that selfie is sO INTENSE IDK SHES LITERALLY SO PRETTY AND IM SO GAY OKKKK

LETS MOVE ON TO THE FUCKING BANDANAS THAT NO ONE HAS PROPERLY DISCUSSED BC OH MY GOD AR EYOU TRYING TO KILL ME : 

I MEAN ?!?!?!?!??21ERO;’

i mean why hasnt she caused the number of lesbians on this earth to rise ????

ALSO THE SELFIES

and lets not exclude this selfie she took of her and ally :

can’t forget about her being fierce as fuck here eithER :

THIS DRESS THIS PICTURE EVERYTHING I LOVE DINAH

WHY THE HECK DO YOU EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CAMREN WHE YOU CAN JUST TALK ABOUT DINAH AND BANDANAS AND SNAPBACKS AND VIRTUALLY ANYTHING SHE PUTS ON HER HEAD AND HOW HOT SHE LOOKS

also there is the sweet sensitive side to dinah that we dont get to see as much which is both good and bad because shes so adorable:

it all started with this;

sHE WAS SO CUTE CRYING OVER HE FAMILY I FELT SO BAD FOR LAUGHING AFTER I GOT TO KNOW ALL THAT IS DINAH LATER

moving on from that though we have her trying really hard to get a selfie with a fan:

the security guy was all “no selfies guys!!!!” and she was all “lol no i promised her a selfie”

bUT ALSO AT MY NEON LIGHTS SHOW WE HAVE THIS LOVELY GIF OF DINAH CRYING OVER HER ((THE GIRLS ALL RUSHING TO HUG HER))  FAMILY AGAIN AFTER ANSWERING A QUESTION ABOUT WHO INSPIRES HER OKKK:

also another photo of dinah crying about her family ((she acts all tough and stuff but then the girl thinks of her family and its over)) :

diNAH WITH CHILDREN ?????

DINAH BEING CUTE WITH FANS ?????

some of those gifs aren’t working and i am very mad bc they were so stinkin cute

we have come to our final category of this post - dinah being fiercer than beyonce on stage :

exhibit a - 

b -

c -

d -

e -

f -

LETS BE REAL IF I CONTINUED ID BE OUT OF ALPHABET LETTERS SORRY SOME GIFS ARENT WORKING

IN CONCLUSION TO THIS MASTER-POST DEDICATED TO THE ONE AND ONLY DINAH JANE I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IF UR NOT IN LOVE WITH HER AFTER THIS U ARE LYING OKK

ALSO THERE IS SO SO MUCH MORE TO DINAH THAT WHAT IS MENTIONED ABOVE LIKE HOW SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND OR HOW GREAT OF A BIG SISTER SHE IS AND I DONT WANT ANYONE TO THINK THAT I THINK THAT DINAH IS LIMITED TO THOSE QUALITIES ABOVE BC SHE ISNT OK SHES AMAZING AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH 

OK THATS IT I HOPE U ARENT DEAD BC OF ALL THAT IS ABOVE ILY U ALL HAVE A NICE DAY

(one of the pictures i used was my m&g photo tho so that picture is kinda mine) 

i leave you with this 

okay but what about clexa how i met your mother au tho??

but i couldnt decide if

- clexa as marshall and lily would be better (because theyre gross) with octaven as robin and barney

OR

- lexa as ted (because of reasons) with octaven as marshal and lily (or linctavia but why should we pass up any octaven opportunity) and………… rich girl slash party animal clarke griffin (because why not)

- and you can add a fifth wheel of your liking who is the witness of it all

  • Game: Did you enjoy Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy?
  • Me: *with tears in my eyes and a stuffy nose, waving a tissue like a flag of surrender* HELL FUCKING YEAH I DID