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Things about John Watson that would surprise me

* He runs a haberdashery store

* He can summon the wind by standing on a hill and turning around three times

*He was never in the army but in fact spent four years at art school in Belgium

* He collects fence palings

* He gets his legs waxed fortnightly

*Mary is his sister

*He performed a vasectomy on himself while still a medical student

*He has book cases filled with join-the-dots books

*He’s a horse whisperer

*His middle name is actually Gladstone

*He’s an Earl

*He once gave Mycroft a manicure

*His sister Harry was a semi finalist in the Great British Bake Off and was disqualified after she ate two pounds of fruit that had been soaked in sherry

*He and Harry are an ice-skating duet and have performed in Disney On Ice

*He is a drug addict

*He runs a small shop where he repairs small electrical goods

*He shops at Topman

*He is actually brunette

*He keeps sea monkeys and names them after characters from Famous Five books

*He faints at the sight of blood

*He is is the WBF champion in the lightweight division

*He makes all his own clothes

*He disguised himself as Mary and shot Sherlock

*He collects vintage handbags


Things that wouldn’t surprise me about John Watson:

*He is emotionally and physically attracted to men and women

*He hasn’t forgiven Mary

*He doesn’t like sea monkeys

*He really, really likes Sherlock