the fed is stupid

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Can you do one where Lance is super smart and he gets fed up with the team acting like he's stupid, so be basically snaps at them?? I love your stories!! They're awesome!

Thanks so much! I hope you like it! 

“Thank you for agreeing to meet with us Princess Allura,” Kolivan bowed to her. She gave him a small smile and a nod. They were gathered around the dining hall table with the Paladins and Alteans on one side and the Blade of Marmora on the other. Kolivan pulled up a stolen layout of a Galran base and placed it on the table.

“There is valuable information, regarding the locations of important members of the Blade and our allied rebel forces stored in this base’s hard-drive, it is imperative that we get our hands on it and away from the Empire,” Kolivan started. “We need to find a way in without being spotted, and complete the mission without alerting the Galra. We were able to infiltrate successfully some time ago, and have access to some of the surveillance feeds and schematics,”

Immediately the room was filled with the sound of ideas being thrown around; Lance quietly listened to the different scenarios coming from his teammates and stored them in the back of his mind quickly picking out the flaws and how he could secretly tweak them when they were out in the field. He realized that the others would reluctant to listen to his ideas because of how he had already presented himself to the group. So he decided to quietly help them in the background instead. He pulled up the information on his screen and scrolled through the information available. Without a word he began highlighting points on his map that would require extra surveillance once they entered the base. Unbeknownst to him; Kolivan was watching over his shoulder with interest and nodding along to each dot. After Lance stopped and absentmindedly nodded his head, Kolivan put his hand on his shoulder. Lance yelped and he shot around to look at the leader of the Blade.

“Apologizes Blue Paladin, I would like to hear your ideas for this infiltration,” he admitted giving Lance all his attention. Lance gave a tentative smile and opened his mouth, only to be interrupted by Hunk and Pidge’s laughter. His head turned to the two and he shrunk into himself a bit knowing that the two were laughing at him. Kolivan only looked with a raised brow.

“Sorry Kolivan, but you don’t want to ask Lance for ideas,” Pidge giggled. The two of them cracked up into laugher, eventually dragging the rest of them minus Lance, Kolivan, and Coran who were looking at them incredulously.

“I apologize, but perhaps I’m misunderstanding. Please explain why I should not consider the Blue Paladin’s suggestions,” Kolivan said stepping forward. The laughter stopped aside from a few sniggers and they looked toward him.

“Kolivan. Its Lance, Mr. Razzle Dazzle, get all the girls and glory,” Pidge said with finality. “His plans probably involve a lot of shooting and not getting anything done,”

“Yah, he has fighting power but when it comes to infiltration…” Hunk continued with a shrug. Lance could feel the blush traveling up his face, and his shoulders bunched up further as if to protect him.

“All his brain can store, are cheesy pickup up lines and weak insults,” Keith commented. The others burst out laughing again; Allura and Shiro only giving weak smiles. Kolivan looked down at the blue paladin and while he seemed shocked and saddened; he could see anger stirring in his eyes as well.

“Hey! I have more in my brain than that, I have good ideas!” He cried trying to defend himself.

“Really, a thousand times ten?” Keith asked with a smirk. Lance’s eyebrows drew down with an angry grimace.

“I was trying to break the tension,” he growled. His hands were clutching the armrests of his chair tightly, his knuckles turning white from the pressure. Shiro stood up from his chair and carefully approached the angered teen.

“Its okay Lance,” he said soothingly. “We all have our weaknesses, this is just yours,” he gave him a soft smile. Lance looked at him in pure disbelief; this man was the leader of their group and he was going to let Lance believe that he couldn’t contribute to the planning of this mission.

“My weakness?!” Lance growled. “You know what?! I’m done!” He yelled jumping out of his seat and pulling his screen along with him to the front of the room. The others looked at him with quirked eyebrows.

“What? Going to shows us the pretty dots on your map?” Keith taunted with a smirk.

“No, each of these dots is a mistake that you over looked,” he hissed. He pointed to the first one and pulled up the surveillance from the base’s server room. “This is a PXY-6075 system, you were going to go in blind with a code not appropriate for this system, it would shut down the entire thing and we would lose everything,” he swiped across his screen and sent a code to Pidge’s system. She pulled it up out of curiosity and her jaw dropped before she looked up at Lance.

“Lance, this is genius,” she muttered. He ignored her and went to the next beacon. A security camera showed a hallway were Shiro suggested they infiltrate on the way to the server room. He turned to the leader with crossed arms.

“This hallway is filled with blind spots and vents, how could you even think that this was a good place to enter?” Lance asked with a quirked brow. Shiro only crossed his arms in defense.

“It is the fastest way to the server room, we need to get in and out quickly,” he replied. Lance gave him a short glare.

“So because it is the fastest way to the server room, it is automatically the safest, you’re putting the safety of your teammate on the line in order to complete the mission faster?” he asked getting closer to Shiro who tried to avoid his eye. “What would have happened if we went down here and there were drones or weapons in the vents, we could have died in there,” he pulled the map back and brought up a different hallway. Shiro looked at it and back at Lance for an explanation.

“It’s a maintenance hallway, the other direction from where this one is, it is fully surveillanced with no blind spots and no places for anything to be hidden,” he said pushing the screen into Shiro’s who looked at it sheepishly. He zoomed out letting the outside of the base show. He turned to Allura who jumped at being in the teen’s sights.

“The defense of the base is different from the cruisers we come across Allura; if we had gone on the mission and used what we usually did we would have gotten caught and the entire mission would be compromised,” he stated bluntly. He brought up the schematics of the base and pointed along the foundation “This area is susceptible to fire, if I send out an electrical pulse along the base, it should collapse the barrier without any alerts to the Galra,” she carefully nodded it response watching the tiny barrier breaking down on her screen. Lance looked around at the ashamed paladin avoiding his gaze around him.

“Need I go on?” He asked quietly. He humphed when he only received sheepish nods. He turned to Shiro and pushed a finger into his chest.

“Next time when you say something about someone’s “weakness”, don’t. None of us are weak and you out of all of us should be the one to see that,” he said pushing him back. He turned to Keith.

“You shouldn’t be so insulting,” he said standing beside his chair. “I know that I haven’t shown you what I’m capable of but you don’t have to be so condescending,”

“You shouldn’t be so quick to judge,” he stated turning to focus on Pidge. “I try to come off as the carefree goofball because let’s face it, we’re fighting in a war and we’re a bunch of kids who probably shouldn’t be out here,” he turned to look at Hunk as well at this point. “You should know that I’m smarter than I act, you have known me the longest,”

“Lance,” Hunk tried but Lance only raised his hand between the two of them.

“Please let me finish,” he pleaded. “I wasn’t at the Garrison as a charity case or anything, and everyone here ignored that. I tried to do the best I could to keep the peace and keep the image of comic relief because it seemed to help you perform better,” he looked down at the ground trying to avoid the gazes of his teammates. His hands were shaking by his sides, the only visible sign of his anger through the entire rant until he started to feel a tremble in his lip and tears gathering in his eyes.

“Lance…” he heard Shiro hesitant voice call. His head shot up causing a tear to roll down his cheek as his eyebrows furrowed in anger.

“No! I don’t want to hear it!” he shouted shocking the other into silence. “You have been pulling this shit for too long, and you didn’t think anything of it! Well, it hurts! It hurts and no one cared enough about me to stop it!”

“Lance, we’re sorry,” Pidge said reaching out for the teen trying to put her hand on his arm. He slapped it away and started making his way to the door to leave. Before he left he put his hand on the doorway and looked back at Allura.

“Call me for the mission, I need to cool down for a bit,” he said quietly. Angry tears still streaked down his face, be he felt and looked resigned now. He turned and left, leaving the bridge in thick silence. It was broken by Kolivan making his way to the entrance to follow Lance to wherever he decided to hole up. Just like Lance, he looked at the others before he left.

“Perhaps next time, you should get to know your soldiers before you judge what they are capable of,”

The Habit of Planning

Prompt: During a busy day at Central Park, Lin mistakes Y/N as a paparazzi and he is not happy.

Pairing: Lin x reader

Words: 4,759 (brace yourselves)

A/N: I’ve been writing for this for so long, I’m glad it’s out of my head. I wrote the basis of the fic under the tags for ‘Monochrome’, and a couple of you guys happened to read it and told me I should write it! So thank you to all of you! I hope you guys enjoy!

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one of my favorite g&s stories is when hms pinafore came out and everyone really liked the “what never” “no never” “what never” “well hardly ever” line so it became a thing people kept saying and it got so widespread that it started popping up in newspapers so one day the head editor from some newspaper got so fed up that he was like “I NEVER WANNA SEE THIS STUPID WHAT NEVER THING AGAIN!!!!!”

and of course someone in the office HAD to get up and say

“what, never?”

and that is how gilbert and sullivan created a meme in 1876

So last night I watched a really interesting interview with Mark Arnall (Kimi’s Personal Trainer) and he had some interesting things to say....

-At the start of his career when he worked for Mika, he lived in his spare bedroom with Mika’s pet tortoise, Carolina.

-Kimi is very specific about his driving stuff. He has a favourite pair of boots and gloves that, on a race weekend, Mark must carry with him at all times. 

-He also mentioned in another interview that if there is a scratch or finger smudge on his [race] car windscreen, Kimi cannot drive the car until they replace it completely.

-Mark treats his drivers like princes. Mark believes it’s his priority to keep track of flight details, know hotel bookings, the  PR schedule, rental cars, dietary arrangements etc. And all Kimi has to do is text him, “When do we have to leave?”

-Mika once got fed up of saying “Yes” to stupid questions and asked Mark for advice on what to say. Mark told him to say “Does a bear shit in the woods?” “Is the pope a catholic?” The next time Mika was asked a stupid question he said, “Does the pope shit in the woods?” and everyone was laughing so he gave Mark a thumbs up!

-Kimi is very motivated and dedicated to his training. When he started to play badminton with Mark he watched Mark play his friends first to gauge what kind of player Mark was. Mark beat Kimi easy, so in between their sessions Kimi practiced until he was able to beat Mark.

- Kimi is so confident in his badminton game, that once when he was playing Seb, he bet him that he could have his Ferrari Enzo if Seb won. (He didn’t)

-Kimi can no longer do as much weights training as he used to because Mark says Kimi bulks up very quickly and the new F1 regs on lower driver weight means Kimi can’t afford to put on the muscule. (Which explains alot b/c Kimi isn’t as muscly as he used to be.)

-Kimi trains very hard and will row on the rowing machine until he’s nearly sick. (And in fact, once he did vomit.)

-Kimi is nothing like the cold & unfeeling person we see on the track and away from the track he does get angry at his bad results but is also a completely different nice guy. (But then, we already knew that didn’t we?)

-Most importantly, Mark loves his job and the travelling. When Kimi was out of F1 for 2 years, Mark said he missed the people in the paddock lots.


the dog person and the cat person ; kang daniel

genre: fluff

summary: you’ve never really liked cats, you’re more of a dog person. when you meet a customer named kang daniel, he’s offended at how you like dogs more.

non-idol au,, pet shop worker!reader

im going to lowkey dedicate this to @kangjiyeah​,,my name wont be here bc i mean pppfffft but i mean close enough to some danlex fic? but honestly i kinda thought of myself bc im more of a dog person (sorry daniel love u)

p.s there might some controversy about dogs n cats being in some form of pet shop,, pls dont be offended lets enjoy kang daniel.

because you loved animals so much, you had to work in a pet shop. your friends would call you the number one animal enthusiast, and you had a big love for dogs. if you had to choose between a cat and a dog, you chose dogs in general. you had a scary past with cats as well, which made you dislike them. whenever you wanted to be friends with one, they simply growled and you always ran miles away from them.

and obviously, you had to adopt a dog. you had a grown german shepherd who you’ve raised for two years and you still never get tired of him. you had talked to a customer who wanted to get a hamster and you gave them the supplies they needed and always told them to research when feeding and taking care.

when you said your final goodbyes, you smiled before waving at them and a few minutes later, someone else walked in. you had to be honest, he looked cute, you weren’t going to lie. who knew you would find a cute guy in a pet shop?

he had brown fluffy hair, a bunny smile and cute eyes. you thought that genes did pretty well on him, and you found it extremely cute he had a mole underneath his right eye.

“hey, you got any cats?” he asks, running his hand through his hair.

“uhm, of course. just follow me.” you said, turning hot before walking him to where the cats are. he bent down and placed his finger to stroke the cat.

“how much are they?”

“depends which breed you get,” you say, folding your arms and leaning against the wall.

“aw, hi cutie,” he mutters, “i’ll get you, yeah? your name… lilian.”

“excuse me, sir, that’s a boy..” you say as he turned around, chuckling at you.

“i know.. i just.. i have two cats named peter and rooney and uhm, i kinda just found out a few months ago that they’re girls.”

“right..” you take a deep breath, “feel free to pick one and just purchase any things you need. i’m sure you’re a cat expert.”

you turned around as he laughed.

“you’re going to leave me here?” he stands up, staring at you. you turned around. “you’re supposed to help people, right?”

you nodded, “seems like you know enough about cats.”

“and, how do you know that?” he asks, his smile still plastered on his face. you were acting a bit rude to him and you had no idea why he kept on smiling.

“i don’t.. know..” you mutter. 

“i’m guessing you’re not much of a cat person then?” 

“i’m.. more into dogs.” you say. “i prefer dogs. cats just want me to die and scratch my throat into pieces.”

“i’m.. offended. they’re not that violent i swear.. and i also prefer cats.” 

“yeah, i see that.” you nod, “i never really come back here when people ask for cats.”

the boy laughs at you, “see look. it’s not trying to dig my eyes out yet.”

“the keyword is yet.” you emphasise the word, “they always just growl at me. i tried feeding one a piece of my gum but god- it looked ready to scratch my entire face.”

“gum?!” the boy laughs even more.

“yeah- i was pretty stupid.. i always fed cats gum. they never ate it, though.”

the boy’s two fingers were still stroking the cat’s fur, but he had to admit he found you adorable. suddenly, he panicked when he didn’t even introduce himself.

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Full Moon [R.L.]

Character: Remus Lupin
Word Count: 1188
Requested?: Yes/No
Summary: After a particularly bad full moon, Y/n decides it’s time to admit that she knows all about Remus’ little secret, especially since she’s known for years.
Disclaimer: Gif isn’t mine, credit to whoever made it

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You were fed up of them treating you like you were stupid. You were supposed to be one of their best friends, for Merlin’s sake! So why did they feel the need to make up the most outrageous excuses every month, just to cover up the fact they were helping out Remus?

It was frustrating, especially so since you had known about his little secret since you were in third year. Remus was a terrible liar, and if you were honest, James, Sirius and Peter weren’t much better.

You knew they were just trying to cover for their friend, but couldn’t they trust you? Did they really think you valued their friendship that lowly that you’d sell them out for something that Remus couldn’t help?

It annoyed you to no end when they’d lie to your face. You’d been friends for almost 7 years now, and the fact that they still didn’t trust you, even after all this time, really hurt. What hurt the most to you was that Remus didn’t trust you with his secret.

Because whether you wanted to admit it or not, you had a huge crush on the boy, and it really pained you to know that he didn’t trust you not to tell anyone.

You sat in the Gryffindor common room - a place where you often resided - waiting for the four to get back from their… late night endeavours.

From your place on the couch, you could see the full moon sitting brightly in the dark night sky, illuminating the Black Lake below, and making you slightly anxious about when they would be returning.

You stood up and walked closer to the window, leaning on the ledge as you peered out to look across the grounds. Everything was silent and deserted, which seemed strange considering in the daytime the grounds were packed with students.

A slight movement near the trees below caught your eyes as your gaze was instantly drawn to the spot. Four figures finally emerged from the forest, two trying to hold another one up, and the fourth simply tagging along at the back, trying to help but mostly just failing to do so.

You heart clenched. You hated seeing Remus so hurt after a full moon. You hated the scratches and cuts that littered his body after a night of trying to rip himself apart. You wished you could make things better for them.

But they didn’t know that you knew.

Every month you’d pretend that you believed their stupid lies, and you knew they probably thought you were the most gullible person on the planet.

This month, however, you wanted it to stop. You were going to wait until they managed to get back up to the common room, and you were going to confront them.

There was a while to wait, as you had expected, due to them presumably stopping to see Madam Pomfrey, who helped Remus out with his injuries every month.

Then they’d be returning.

You sat back down on the couch, holding a book and flipping the pages every so often, though your eyes were trained on the door.

There was the sound of some muttering, and few bangs - probably Sirius - before the door finally opened.

They didn’t notice you at first, busy trying to get Remus into the room, however when James finally saw you sitting on the couch, simply observing the scene, he slapped Sirius’ shoulder and nodded his head towards you.

“Oh hey, Y/n,” Sirius said, laughing nervously, “What are you still doing up? You should be in bed. Let’s get you in bed.”

He began walking towards you but you held a hand up, making him stop in his tracks, “Not another step, Black.”

James and Peter watched on as they held onto Remus’ beaten body, helping him to stay stood up.

“This isn’t what it looks like,” James said quickly. You raised an eyebrow. “And what does this look like to you? Because to me, it looks like you’re trying to hide the fact that your friend is a bloody werewolf!” You whispered the last word, though you knew it was just you five alone.

“W-What? Pfft, no it’s not, why would you even… say… that…” James trailed off when he saw the look on your face. He sighed, “When did you find out?”

“About October,” You said. “Oh that’s not too bad!” Sirius said with a grin, “We kept it a secret for that long!”

“In third year,” you finished, crossing your arms over your chest.


You rolled your eyes and sighed, “That doesn’t matter right now though. Could you please just lay him down on the couch? He’s as pale as anything, and looks like he’s about to pass out.”

James and Peter carefully helped Remus to lay down across the couch you were just sitting on, and looked at you.

“You three look a mess. You’ve clearly had no sleep, and if you want no one to work out why you’re all looking so awful tomorrow, you better get to bed.”

“Hey! I am beautiful all the time! How dare you offend me like this!” Sirius said indignantly with a pout.

James looked hesitantly at Remus’ figure, not wanting to leave just yet and you gave him a smile, “It’s okay. You’ve done enough tonight. Just go and get some sleep, I’ll look after him.”

“Okay… thanks,” the messy haired boy began to head to his dorm, followed by Peter. Sirius gave you a knowing look, winking as he too followed them upstairs, “Don’t snog too much, Y/n, he’s quite worn out already!”

“Shut up, Black!” You grumbled.

When all three boys had finally disappeared, you perched gently on the couch near Remus’ head, as you took in his appearance properly for the first time that night.

His face was completely scratched up, and there was a cut across his lip that looked quite deep. Bruised covered his shoulders, and from what you could see under his ripped up shirt, so was his stomach.

“Oh Remus…” you whispered, stroking a hand through his hair gently whilst the other softly traced the cuts on his face.

You saw the blush forming on his cheeks before he even opened his eyes, but when he did you could see his adoration for you clearly.

“You don’t have to stay here,” he said quietly, in a hoarse voice. You looked into his pretty brown eyes and smiled, “I know I don’t have to. I want to. I want to make sure you’re okay.”

You felt him lean into the hand that cupped his cheek, and gently stroked his jawline with your thumb.

You leant down slowly, waiting for any sign of discomfort, before softly brushing your lips against his. Remus reached up to push your hair away as he held onto you, kissing you properly, pouring all his love into it, as were you.

Suddenly, Remus knew his full moons wouldn’t be as bad anymore, because he knew you’d be there for him afterwards to patch him up and kiss him better. And that’s all he ever wanted.

One line prompt time!

Hey guys!! I’m in the mood to write but i have no inspiration yet again so send in a request with the number and character+fandom!! You can send me requests for celebrities as well!! Hope you guys are having a good and relaxing winter break!! Love you all very much! 

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1. “Come over here and make me”
2. “I trusted you!”
3. “Let’s go, right now, just You, and I”
4. “How can I hate someone so much, yet love them even more?”
5. “Please, just don’t leave me”
6. “I let her/him in, I don’t let people in”
7. “I almost lost you”
8. “I’d wait forever, as long as I could be with you in the end”
9. “Do not make me break my word”
10. “Have you seen this?”
11. “I always promised that I wouldn’t, but right now I can’t help myself. 
12. “I’m only going to ask you once more”
13. “Just, do one last thing. Kiss me”
14. “Hey, I’m with you okay? Always”
15. “We need to talk”
16. “Are you jealous”
17. “You did this, all for me?”
18. “You need me just as much as I need you”
19. “Promise me”
20. “I thought you loved me”
21. “You don’t have any right to say that”
22. “No matter where you are, or who you’re with, I will always truly, completely, love you”
23. “Two can play at this game”
24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this”
25. “You think you’re the only one that’s suffering here?”
26. “Just do it!”
27. “I’m pregnant”
28. “Marry me?”
29. “I thought you were dead”
30. “There was nothing between us. Just a weird friendship”
31. “Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you”
32. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified”
33. “I’m never going to leave you”
34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to bed”
35. “I can’t enjoy this bagel while you’re crying, so you better tell me what the matter is.”
36. “The sun could burn out, and the whole world could die, but I’d still be utterly in love with you”
37. “Just say it, once more”
38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go  to such extremes..
39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
40. “No one has ever made me feel more special than you have”
41. “Stop complaining, you know you love it”
42. “I’m fed up of your stupid games”
43. “You don’t have to change for me”
44. “Will you just accept that I am hopelessly in love with you, and there’s nothing you can do that will change that”
45. “I’ll get you back for that”
46. “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this”
47. “There’s something I need to tell you”
48. “You think I need you? Because I don’t”
49. “I could never get sick of you.“ 
50. “If you really love me, you’ll let me go”
51. “Oh my god what happened?”
52. “Who did this to you?”
53. “Why is it always you?”
54. “You always say that, and you’re always wrong”
55. “I did not expect this”
56. “I told you this would happen”
57. “It’s not my fault!”
58. “I didn’t do it!”
59. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
60. “Give it back!”
61. “I made a mistake. A huge mistake.”
62. “Just shut up and kiss me”
63. “That’s it, I can’t do this anymore”
64. “I hate you so much”
65. “Because I love you god damn it!”
66. “We shouldn’t be doing this”
67. “What could go wrong?”
68. “Wow, you’ve…changed.”
69. “We’re getting too old for this”
70. “i never stopped loving you, i just stopped showing it “

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1. “Come over here and make me”
2. “I trusted you!”
3. “You’re always better off with a really good lie”
4. “How can I hate someone so much, yet love them even more?”
5. “Please, just don’t leave me”
6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
7. “I almost lost you”
8. “I’d wait forever, as long as I could be with you in the end”
9. “Let’s play a game. With no rules!”
10. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
11. “All I want is for you to show me you care”
12. “I’m only going to ask you once more”
13. “Just, do one last thing. Kiss me”
14. “Hey, I’m with you okay? Always”
15. “We need to talk”
16. “Are you jealous”
17. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
18. “You need me just as much as I need you”
19. “Promise me”
20. “I thought you loved me”
21. “You don’t have any right to say that”
22. ““I swear it was an accident.”
23. “Two can play at this game”
24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this”
25. “You think you’re the only one that’s suffering here?”
26. “Just do it!”
27. “It looks good on you”
28. “You’re not who I thought you were”
29. “I thought you were dead”
30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
31. “Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you”
32. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified”
33. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
34. “Maybe you weren’t worth the effort”
35. “You only have yourself to blame”
36. “Are you sure about that?”
37. “Just say it, once more”
38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go  to such extremes.. 
39. “Wanna bet?”
40. “No one has ever made me feel more special than you have”
41. “Stop complaining, you know you love it”
42. “I’m fed up of your stupid games”
43. “You don’t have to change for me”
44. “Will you just accept that I am hopelessly in love with you, and there’s nothing you can do that will change that”
45. “I’ll get you back for that”
46. “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this”
47. “There’s something I need to tell you”
48. “You think I need you? Because I don’t”
49. “Well, this is awkward…”
50. “If you really love me, you’ll let me go”
51. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
52. “Who did this to you?”
53. “Why is it always you?”
54. “You always say that, and you’re always wrong”
55. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
56. “I told you this would happen”
57. “It’s not my fault!”
58. “I didn’t do it!”
59. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
60. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
61. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
62. “Just shut up and kiss me”
63. “That’s it, I can’t do this anymore”
64. “I hate you so much”
65. “Because I love you god damn it!”
66. “We shouldn’t be doing this”
67. “What could go wrong?”
68. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
69. “We’re getting too old for this”
70. Writer’s preference

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Separate scenarios for Xanxus and Squalo where they end up engaged to the daughter of a boss of a much smaller family. She can't imagine why they're engaged and is honestly a little wary around them - turns out, she was one of the few people who was actually kind to him when he was younger - like before the Varia younger. Also turns out that the guy's the one hwo made sure that this was set up because he remembered that. Thanks!

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- Ummm… I think I enjoyed the Boss cameos a biiiittt too much XD.


“Really now, Xanxus. Just when are you going to get your act together and give me a grandchild?”

Xanxus grunted in irritation and favored the Ninth a pointed silence by gulping down another serving of brandy.

Timoteo sighed. “I’m not getting any younger, you know?”

The Varia Boss sighed in irritation, still refusing to move from his reclining position in the chair beside his father, his chin resting on one hand. “What are you hounding me for, old man? I’m not you fucking Decimo. If you’re going to pester anyone to give you brats then pester Sawada.”

“Now, now, Xanxus. It’s true that I’ve chosen Tsunayoshi as my heir. But you are my son. It would be nice to see you have a family before I die.”

“Shut the fuck up, old man; you’ll live forever.” Xanxus growled back getting tired of the conversation quickly. It was a good thing Coyote caught the old man’s attention or Xanxus would have probably begun shooting people at random. He caught Tsunayoshi’s coolly amused smirk from beside him and glared at the stupid brat. “Shut your face, mother fucking asshat.”

Of course Tsuna won’t be Tsuna if he cowered over the Varia Boss’ mild exasperation. Ten years in the Mafia had unfortunately hardened the stupid brat and his smirk only turned even more insufferable as he looked over at the man from his seat at the head of the table. “It’s just baby making, Xanxus. How hard can it be?”

God he missed the times when the kid still cowered in his presence. “Why don’t you take your own advice and go fuck yourself?”

“Unfortunately, doing that and reproducing just isn’t possible.” The brat replied with an amused laugh that was shadowed by the familiar shadow of sadness lurking beneath those golden eyes. “Besides. I have yet to find a woman who can survive the life we’re living.”

“You’re still worried about that?” Xanxus snorted, knowing full well what the Vongola Boss meant. Living by the Cosa Nostra was not easy. Having another person inducted into it would be akin to sentencing them to death. Being his consort will constantly put that person in harm’s way. And despite being hardened by the Mafia life for so many years Tsuna was not one to wish such a harsh life on anyone else. “Tch. Give it up. You’ll have to sacrifice somebody for the sake of the Vongola’s line sooner or later.”

“Perhaps Xan-chan just isn’t interested because he already has someone else in mind~?” Byakuran purred at the Varia Boss like a malicious cat, carefully averting the discussion from dangerous paths.

Xanxus shot him a deadly glare, his temper tiptoeing the edge of his tolerance as usual where Byakuran was concerned.


“Vongola Decimo!”

“Oh God he’s here again.”

Xanxus raised an eyebrow at Tsuna’s annoyed face as the Vongola Boss hid his frown behind a wine glass before gracing the man who had called out to him from outside the circle of their security a short but graceful nod and then ignoring him. “The hell was that about?”

“It’s just that annoying person over there.” Tsuna mumbled.

Xanxus glanced over towards the little commotion blocked off by the presence of all their right hand men effectively staving off the approach of random people to their table and saw one of the minor Mafia Bosses who have just recently been accepted into the Famiglia. He narrowed his eyes as he recognized the man and took another long drink to disguise it.

“This one’s been very persistent.” Dino elaborated, snickering behind his own wine glass. “Ever since his Famiglia’s been accepted into the alliance he’s been in every party the Vongola’s ever hosted, parading his daughters and sons in front of Tsuna.”

“It wouldn’t be the first time another Boss offers their kin as barter in an attempt to get more power within the Family.” Enma replied solemnly, swirling the brandy in his glass broodingly as he stared at the contents with almandine shaded eyes. “It’s fairly offensive that they would try to even get involved in the Vongola’s politics this early.”

“Are those his children behind him batting their lashes this way?” Byakuran smiled impishly as he peered over at the direction of the minor Mafia Boss in question who was still struggling to approach their table. A round number placed in a wide alcove partially covered by drapes of dark champagne. “Dear me is that his wife? Don’t tell me he got everything started by marrying into money because I seriously think he didn’t marry her for her looks.”

“His operation is fairly small, we used his Family before for transporting some goods through his territory,” Yuni said blinking wide at the minor Mafia Boss in question who was still trying to get Tsuna’s attention from beyond their circle of bodyguards, his smile betraying his desperation in doing so. “I heard someone is trying to take over his acquired assets and he’s losing them faster than he could blink.”

“Oh?” Enma looked up with raised brows, intrigued. “Even though he’s already allied with the Vongola?”

“Even the Vongola’s name won’t help him with a group like that,” Yuni answered as she calmly transferred another colorful macaroon on her plate, carefully not looking at anyone else at the table. “It seems this group is kind of… mysterious. They appeared overnight challenging everyone in that territory.”

“He can’t even handle that much?” Dino shook his head in surprise. “That’s just so… pathetic. But I understand why he wants your help now, Tsuna.”

“It’s not that I’m withholding my help,” Tsuna sighed in annoyance. “But the man’s a fool, proud and greedy. He doesn’t just want my help. He wants me to marry one of his daughters too. Apparently agreeing to help him would be viewed by his Family as a proposal of marriage. I could gave ignored it but he was stupid enough to spread the rumor around extensively.”

“It’s true,” Yuni nodded. “He’s doing it on purpose and it’s so widespread now that other minor Mafia Bosses are starting to swear minor alliances with him thinking he’s going to become the Vongola Decimo’s future father-in-law.”

“I see,” Enma nodded slowly before his eyes glowed in amusement. “He must have started it off as a bluff but it probably got so out of hand that now he’s bound by pride to make it true.”

“Pffft ha ha ha, what an idiot!” Dino laughed.

“This is ridiculous.” Xanxus sighed in a snarl and stood up from the table; fed up from the stupidity of it all. He had no more reason to stay now that their meeting was over.

“Xanxus, going already?” Timoteo pouted in disappointment. It wasn’t often that he got to see his son anymore. “We’re not done talking. I was about to introduce you to Coyote’s granddaughter.”

“Tell him to fuck off.” Xanxus snarled as he began to walk off, headed for the space Squalo had vacated in preparation of following him. “I’m not interested.”

As he removed himself from the safety of the Boss’ circle and again entered the mass of guests from the smaller Famiglia he passed by the man who had been calling out to Tsuna earlier. The eager look on the man’s face was a little nauseating and was easily ignored. It also didn’t help that his sons, daughters and his wife were wearing the same eager, desperate faces.

He walked close enough to whisper in the man’s ear as he passed him by.

“Scum.” Xanxus as he stopped beside the man for a second. “I heard you had a daughter for sale.”

The Varia Boss smirked as he saw the man pale and sweat like a pig from the corner of his eye.

“Bring her to me― the one you sired from your mistress― and I’ll make your problems go away.”

As he left Xanxus was conscious of the stare from the man that followed him as he made his way through the crowd that had parted for him readily.

“Heh,” Squalo laughed and smirked as he followed after his Boss, his senses already spread around them as his body prepared to keep the man safe. “So you’re finally ready?”

“I’ve been ready for a long time, Shitty Shark.” Xanxus replied. “Make sure Mammon gets the papers ready.”

“Yes, Boss.” Squalo smirked knowingly. “Now what?”

“Now we wait.” The Varia Boss replied. “I doubt we’ll have to wait long, though.”

It came as a shocking surprise when your father came to you with the proposition. Crying and in despair and begging on his knees even as your stepmother and step siblings looked on hatefully. You asked for a few days to think about it before you gave your consent. A moot point since you knew you would have no choice anyway.

You couldn’t believe this was happening despite your request that he allow you to live peacefully as a civilian. You’ve been the apple of your father’s eye since you were his child by a woman he had actually loved. Your mother who been killed when you were seven and even though no one talked about it you knew she had been killed under your stepmother’s orders.

You had half a mind to escape and run away but…

“Miss, you have a visitor. He says he’s your… fiancé.” The maid was shaking and wary as she said so. “Do you want me to call your father?”

“Is he wearing something like this on his body?” you asked as you showed the maid the pendant you were wearing. The Varia’s insignia seemingly a black hole between your fingers. A present your father had been told to give you as a sign of favor from your new fiancé.

“Y-yes, miss.”

“Then let him in.” you ordered, trying to subdue the trembling in your body. “And get him some drinks. The ones we reserve for Papa when he visits.”

“Yes, Miss.”

You waited for him to come to you in the parlor, stilling your trembling hands and knees and fighting against the uncertainty and fear for the future you had thought you would be able to control. The moment he stepped into your sight your heart stopped and froze for a second the moment you looked into his eyes. His sheer presence swept into the room and surrounded you in a possessive embrace.

This… was going to be your husband…?

He was staring at you so hard. It almost made you step back and shrink into yourself in an attempt to escape such an intense gaze…

But you were a Mafia don’s daughter. Illegitimate or not you were still Mafia-born.

“Please sit down,” you nodded to him gracefully, inviting him to sit, determined to be a proper hostess. Only now noticing that his arms were laden with packages. “My maid should be bringing drinks. Is your men outside? You can invite them in.”

“I came alone.” he replied gruffly, still staring at your face.

That stopped and surprised her. “Isn’t that dangerous?”

“I heard you needed to think about the engagement?” he got right to the point.

“I…” you were taken aback by the fierceness in that one single question.

“You can’t refuse.”

“I… Excuse me?”

“I will not allow you to refuse!” Xanxus knew he sounded strange but he couldn’t stop himself. As soon as he heard from your father that you might refuse him he couldn’t pull back.


He’d waited too long. Planned too hard. Wanted too much… The lackeys he had dispensed to harass your father’s territory. The effort he took to circulate those rumors just to make sure they would all end up echoing on his side of society confident that your father would never take you to the Mafia gatherings to introduce you to the Bosses as a bargaining chip. He was not going let you screw things up by refusing him! Not when all he’d wanted… All he’d needed was you.

He dumped all the packages he was holding at your feet and some of the contents spilled out. Your eyes widened at the sight of jewelry, expensive shawls and handkerchiefs… Even the finest wine…

“What… What is all this?” What does this all mean?

He ignored her question. “You understand what kind of situation your father is in, don’t you?”

You looked up in surprise only to see him still focused on your face. It was as though he were trying to burn your face with his eyes.

Xanxus took a step closer when you looked away wanting to hold you. Cage you. He could barely hold himself back. He’d been waiting so long… He was not going to let you slip through his fingers when he was this close to having you.

“I know I was only fooling myself when I thought I had a choice. I knew when I told my father that I was thinking about the proposal that I was just delaying the inevitable. But before I give my formal consent let me ask you one thing.” you met his eyes head on. Resolve and curiosity mixing in a gaze Xanxus had only been able to dream about all these years. “Why me?”

Xanxus’ scowl trembled a little as his mind went back to that winter after he turned eight. When hunger had driven him to desperation and despair. When he dove into hell and stole food expecting to be ripped apart by demons but instead met an angel…

“Stop! I said stop hitting him!”

“But, Young Miss! He stole your food!”

“No! I gave it to him! Leave him alone! See? He even forgot the rest of it because you chased him away! Now leave him alone!”

“You could have your pick of any of the other heiresses in the Mafia that belong to much more influential and powerful Families.” You continued pouring out your confusion, wanting to make sense of it all so you could at least stop being afraid, effectively pulling him out of his reminiscences. Grounding him back to his long awaited reality. “Even my sisters are all good choices. At least they are all my father’s legitimate heirs. I’m nothing but the daughter of a mistress. I’m not even allowed to attend Mafia gatherings. So why me? Why me when I have nothing to offer you but myself?”

Xanxus gritted his teeth against the words. There’s no way he could tell you that he was the same street rat who stole your paninni when you were seven. The same street brat you had saved from a royal beating and then given all your food to.

No. He had worked hard to be worthy of you after all this time. He’ll never be able to bear it if you started looking down on him too.

“Tch, who knows?” Xanxus looked away, attempting to gather his composure once more. “I don’t have to have a reason.”

Your eyes widened at the bashfulness he was trying to cover up. Despite his gruff behavior and dangerous aura. You looked at the things on the floor and understood them for what they are.


“Fine. I’ll accept these. But promise me,” you whispered and Xanxus looked back at you and was surprised at the same smile that had saved him so many years before. “That you’ll tell me someday?”

That was not fair. How could he possibly refuse you when you start looking at him like that?

“Tch. Fine. Someday.”


Squalo stripped his shirt off as he entered his bedroom, dropping the bloody piece on the marble floor carelessly as he went straight for the bathroom to look at his new wound in the mirror.

“Tsk.” He glared at the blood he was losing, not even paying attention to the pain in his shoulder.

It wasn’t really the pain that rankled so much as the fact that he had been acting so goddamned carelessly tonight. All because he wanted to forget the wary look on your face every time he was around. Son of a fucking bitch. Xanxus was going to beat him up if he comes back to headquarters looking like this.

But it was worth it. He had risen to this level of greatness to make sure your father would come to him for help the moment he was cornered. He had dropped those hints throughout the years to the bastard that he was welcome to seek out his help when things got rough. He had done all that while finding ways to catch even a glimpse of you…

And then a few weeks ago his time had finally come. Your father came to him asking help to get rid of some nasty competition taking over his territory. A much larger Famiglia trying to expand. And since your father did not have much money he conveniently offered you to Squalo.

And he could barely rein in his eager acceptance.

You were the only person who didn’t laugh when he declared he would become the Sword Emperor someday. You didn’t know him from squat and didn’t even move in the same circles he did but… you had gone to school with him back in Mafia Academy. The deal was sealed when he found out you were the one resupplying his first aid kit back in school because you’ve noticed how he always came back injured from training. The only reason he found out was because fucking Xanxus caught you doing it once.

So when he asked Xanxus for a temporary leave from Varia to lend his sword to your father his shitty Boss only rolled his goddamn eyes and kicked him out of the fortress snarling something about not coming back without you.

Fucking bastard knew too much.

“…That looks nasty.”

Squalo didn’t have to turn around to see that you had entered his room and was looking at him through the bathroom door. And despite what he had told himself he couldn’t bring himself to look away from the sweet concern in your eyes and longing made him swallow hard.

Were you staring at the scars on his missing hand? What did you think of it? Did he disgust you? Did you think he was ugly? Oh why the fuck was he thinking like some idiot teenager?!

“Why are you still up?” he asked instead. His tone sharp and gruff. His honor telling him it was wrong to speak to you alone like this. Not when you were being forced to be with him. “Did your father send you?”

You said nothing and he looked up again. Your eyes made something twist in his chest and he resisted the urge to rub at it. Even after all these years just the sight of you made him feel pathetic.

And then he almost jumped when he felt your hesitant touch on his hair.

“I… It would be easier to fix your wounds if your hair was out of the way…” you muttered as you took off the band that held up your hair and tied his hair with it. Squalo didn’t think this day would come. It felt like a goddamn dream to stand this close to you. A dream he had been chasing all this time. “There. Sorry for intruding. Let me just―”

He didn’t know how but his control snapped and Squalo found himself pinning you against the bathroom door. He didn’t care that his blood was staining your nightgown. He didn’t care if you were looking up at him with such wide, frightened eyes…

All he could think about was finally being able to hold you. Finally. His dream had come true.

“Do I scare you?” he whispered. His voice hoarse. His silvery blue eyes tracing the soft curve of your cheek. Pressing his hard body against your softness and feeling dizzy at the pleasure of it all.

You swallowed hard, feeling as though your mouth had been stuffed with cotton. This man was strong. He had a reputation for ruthlessness and brutality that was infamous in the world you were born in. You were afraid but… those eyes… They made it hard to refuse him…

“I guess it doesn’t matter,” he muttered, lightly touching his lips to yours and closing his eyes at the sheer pleasure of it. “You will want me. I won’t let you have another choice…”

We’re fed up with the crazy mayor of Bucharest, Gabriela Firea. She’s destroying the historical buildings with paint, she does nothing to improve the hospitals and schools or to come up with plan to repair the air quality of the capital.
Is there something she does? Yes, she’s going to decorate the city with Easter lights. Easter lights? But it surely stays light out late in the spring? 

Indeed… So it’s another stupid and costly idea from our lovely mayor. 

Great photoshop by Sergiu Negulici. 

What Lurches In The Dark (Vampire AU! Taeyong)

Originally posted by boy-idol

Type: Angst Fluff

Request: Monsta X I.M Vampire AU and NCT Taeyong Vampire AU, please! X) Do your best and I love your writing ^^ Keep up the amazing work X)

“Why are you taking me out?” you asked your elder brother who smiled “not everyday my baby sister graduates college” he hummed as he helped you put your necklace on you and you let it a yelp “sorry my bracelet” he said as he lightly dabbed your neck.


The moment you entered the club your scent filled the nose of someone. The bleeding may have stopped but the wound was still rather opened. “Hey” a deeper voice filled your ears as you sat at the counter. “Hi” you say as you looked for your brother who seemed to ditch you. The man caught the barkeepers attention and point to your drink and ordering two. “My names Taeyong” he says as he stuck his hand out for you. “Y/N” you say as he smirks. “Your boyfriend seems to have ditched you” he says “that’s my brother” you correct as he makes a sound “then my attempts to be charming are alright?” he asked “so far” you told him as he smiled.


Your laugh echoed through the alley as Taeyong leaned on the wall. “I’ve never done anything like this” you tell as he tugs you close to him. His lips pressed onto yours before he tugged back hissing “what’s wrong?” you asked him as his hand went to your neck as his hand burned ripping the necklace off “your trying to kill me” he kissed as you looked confused as his hands went to your neck “why would you do this. I though we were having a good time” he hissed as he choked you lightly.

Confusion crossed his face as he saw your look “it wasn’t her” a voice said as a pain filled coursed through his back as he landed against you. “What did you do to him?” you asked as you lifted Taeyong’s head up. Your brother simply laughed.


“Just kill me already” Taeyong called out from the rather sound proof basement. You stood on the other side of the door watching him. His skin was pale and he looked like he was in pain. You couldn’t take it and opened the door. “What do you want"he asked as you pulled a pocket knife from your pocket. “I can take this. I didn’t know what he was doing” you say as you slit your wrist. “You need this right?” you asked as he turned his head. You brought your arm close as he quickly took a big gulp and you didn’t understand the feeling much but allowed it to happen.

You pulled your wrist away as you looked at him. He looked better “you feel better?” you asked him as he nodded. You rushed to undo the bindings when your hair was grabbed “what the hell do you think you’re doing?” was hissed as your brother threw you to the ground. “This thing is a monster who hunts down girls and kills them. I’m just doing the world a favor and kill him” your brother hisses. “You hurt your sister, use her as bait to catch me, and now you’re going to kill me in front of her” Taeyong says as he smiled “you’re a piece of shit brother” he comments.

“Shut up” your brother his as he got closer to him as Taeyong quickly snapped the bindings keeping him there and choked your brother. “Y-Y/N stop him” your brother says gasping for air. “Please let him go” you tell him as Taeyong sighed dropping your brother. “You’re not killing me tonight and your sister is coming with me” Taeyong hissed as he grabbed your arm tugging you out with him. “Thank you” he told you as he pulled you out of the building lightly.

"Why are you taking me?” you asked him “insurance” he spoke “I hope your brother won’t be stupid and come after you. You fed me after a few days so I have a lot more power than he thinks” he told you. “Were you going to kill me?” you asked as he stopped for a moment. “What do you mean?” he asked “I heard that girls were dying around there” you say. He didn’t speak and you tried ripping yourself from his grip “you’re no better than him” you hissed as he held tighter. “I owe you now. Understand. You fed me and nearly got killed” he spoke “so shit your pretty mouth and do as you’re told” he told you as you let your weight stop you. He nearly fell before groaning and with ease you were lifted off the ground. “Stop being stupid” he told as you sighed. This was a rather interesting way to spend your time. Finding out vampires are real, your brother using you as bait, and being dragged to gosh knows where by a vampire.

What else could go wrong?

I’m a firm believer that Our Son Will Byers has a cute crush on Mike Wheeler. Everyone knows it. Jonathan, Joyce, Dustin (that kid doesn’t miss a thing, seriously), Lucas only notices once Dustin clues him in, but once he knows it’s all he can see. Even Nancy starts to notice. The way Will always tries extra hard to sit next to Mike during movie night, the way Will stares at Mike, all wide eyed and precious, when he thinks nobody is watching. Mike is oblivious. Will thinks nobody knows.
Until one day, when Dustin or Lucas (it could be anybody, but my money is on these two) get so fed up with Will’s pining and Mike’s blind stupidity that during one game of truth or dare on a Saturday night, someone dares Will to kiss Mike. On the mouth. For five seconds. Mike raises his eyebrows, Will turns beet red. The rest is history.

The signs reasons for getting arrested

aries: killing someone on purpose by accident

taurus: stealing food

gemini: got fed up with stupid people so they bombed everyone

cancer: had an emotional break down and killed everyone in site.

leo: got in a dangerous fight for someone trying to take their pace

virgo: credit card hacking

libra: for killing someone for not telling them they look beautiful

scoprio: the dark side made them do it

sagittarius: illegal car racing

capricorn: killing someone for dissing their fav celeb

aquarius: mass shooting

pisces: killing animals at sea world.