the father the son and the holy game

Valiant - TWD Imagine

Hey i really like your work and that’s why i wanted to request a daryl x reader story where reader is Negans daughter and they both lost each other in the beginning of the apocalypse. Reader joins Ricks group and when they meet Negan she protects Daryl from her father? request for mikumaythebeast – i made this a little more neutral 

Your father had you when he was a young man and he cheated on your mother. You were close to your mother and the two of you visited her in the hospital as she was dying from cancer. Society came crashing down as the infection turning the dead back to life caused you and your father to become separated in the rush of the crowded hospital. Years had passed and you just came to the grips that your father was dead just like your mother, you didn’t even get to say goodbye. You were not very much like your father but you sure had the same spitfire personality and the mouth of a sailor. 

In the giant mess of things you came upon a settlement that was building large walls to keep the dead out, they accepted you in and helped you have the feeling of safety. You stayed there and were behind those walls the entire time, when Rick’s group rolled into town with Aaron leading them in. They were very intimidating as they were hardened by the brutality of the world that laid outside of the glorious walls that protected you all. Daryl caught your attention as he was the only one that hadn’t introduced himself to you, you helped out in the pantry and decided to bring Daryl some goodies. “Hey! Brought you some good stuff.” you poked your head up and peered over the porch railing. Daryl simply looked up from skinning what looked like a possum and it caused you to hold your breath as you tried not to gag over the fresh innards that were laying on the porch floor. He looked up for a moment, nodded his head and returned back to his…meal. “It’ll be okay. It’s weird now but you’ll like it here.”

Several months in the future …  

You found yourself and your group kneeling on the ground in a line up that was similar to lambs up for slaughter. You had been hidden away from these savages so when the name Negan echoed through your ears, you shuddered because you knew that name because he was your father. The door to the RV that sat before you swung open and out came a familiar face. “Holy mother of fuck..” Negan stopped halfway in his speech to your group when he realized that you were sitting in the middle of his lineup. “Y/N, it’s – it’s you.” the two of you stared at each other in wonder, you knew your dad was a tough son of a bitch but you never expected him to be the leader of this homicidal group. He pulled you up from the ground and embraced you tightly as he kissed the top of your head, you wrapped your arms lightly around his body but you felt that he was no longer the same man that raised you. He pushed you aside and stepped forwards telling the group that he was going to pick one of them to “beat the holy hell out of”. Your father played a game of eenie miny moe with a wooden baseball bat that was wrapped with barbed wire, he named it Lucille which was your mother’s name. It made you sick to your stomach because you did not want to imagine your mother’s name was used for a weapon that’s killed who knows how many people.

The baseball bat stopped at Daryl who looked up with a face of bravery. Negan raised his arms and just before he was going to swing down upon Dixon’s head you jumped in front of him with your hands up. “No, no, no!” you grabbed a hold of your father’s hands and pulled them down slowly, his face was red with annoyance. “What the fuck, Y/N?!” you shook your head frantically, your heart thumping in your throat. “You don’t need to do this!” you placed yourself between Negan and Daryl, staring your dad in the eyes, scared. “You don’t need to do this Y/N…” Daryl grumbled slightly from under his breath, he wasn’t afraid to die for the people that he cared about. “No! We can survive together.. there’s enough death in this world anyway.” your eyes scanned at The Saviors that were surrounding the small area you all were confined in. Negan breathed in heavily and drummed his fingers around the handle of Lucille, “You can’t fucking do this to me.” he placed a hand on your shoulder and attempted to push you aside but you held your ground firmly. 

You opened your arms out widely and symbolically shielded your Alexandria family with your arms. One thing you learned from your dad was that he could be persuaded sometimes if said options would benefit him in anyway. “I’ll go live with you, with your Saviors. Rick’s group here…” your eyes scanned all of them. “They can work something out with you, you can…have them do whatever you want. Just don’t—don’t kill anyone, please.” your voice shook slightly when you uttered the word kill. Negan pondered for a moment and finally let out a relieving sigh, “You’re lucky you’re my daughter and I thought I fucking lost you back then..” he looked Rick in the eyes and smiled a gigantic grin, walking over to him and bending down so their faces were meeting each other. “You’re fuckin’ lucky my friend.”

anonymous asked:

Hi I'm Paulina and I love my video games more than anything in my life (except the onceler ;)) and once I adopted 8 children without asking my wife

Onceler = the father
@juuria = the son
Video games = the Holy Spirit

I pray to them everyday papa bless

bioshock plotlines:

“you have two dads, son. welcome to the dad-off, where you must kill both your fathers to become the ultimate dad.”

“you are the biggest dad. this game has 9 endings. good luck holy shit”

“all 12 versions of your daughter are going to drown you so that your sorry ass never made them suffer in the first place. good riddance”

imachielyou  asked:

Chris do all the questions!! :D

Oh god why XD

Here we go…

  • 1: Name: Christopher Albright
  • 2: Age: 18
  • 3: 3 Fears: abandonment, uselessness, losing the one I love
  • 4: 3 things I love: Books, games, science!
  • 5: 4 turns on: The Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and the Bible :p
  • 6: 4 turns off: Idk?
  • 7: My best friend: Bryce and Kat
  • 8: Sexual orientation: Straight / heterosexual
  • 9: My best first date: Never had a date :/
  • 10: How tall am I: 5′10 - 5′11?
  • 11: What do I miss: my motivation to do things
  • 12: What time were I born: Early in the morning? 6?
  • 13: Favorite color: Don’t have one :p
  • 14: Do I have a crush: Not really, I don’t think so
  • 15: Favorite quote: There are so many good ones I can’t pick out just one
  • 16: Favorite place: I don’t really have a favorite place either…
  • 17: Favorite food: I’m not sure, there are so many great foods /.\
  • 18: Do I use sarcasm: Yup sometimes :p
  • 19: What am I listening to right now:
  • 20: First thing I notice in new person
  • 21: Shoe size: 10 ½
  • 22: Eye color: Brown
  • 23: Hair color: Black
  • 24: Favorite style of clothing: Minimalist and monochrome I’d say
  • 25: Ever done a prank call? Nope
  • 27: Meaning behind my URL: It’s Latin and means something along the lines of empty and shattered or meaningless and broken. I want to make a new username for myself but I can’t think of anything :/
  • 28: Favorite movie: The first ones to come to mind are the Matrix trilogy
  • 29: Favorite song: Not sure…
  • 30: Favorite band: Don’t have one
  • 31: How I feel right now: Really lonely and still heartbroken…
  • 32: Someone I love: No one really… I don’t know
  • 33: My current relationship status: Single
  • 34: My relationship with my parents: I don’t talk to them much
  • 35: Favorite holiday: Halloween!!! Then Christmas :p
  • 36: Tattoos and piercing I have: 0
  • 37: Tattoos and piercing I want: I’m not sure actually, I haven’t given it much thought
  • 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: The person I fell for used it and I thought I should get one too
  • 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don’t have an ex
  • 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Sometimes yeah ^.^
  • 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Never kissed anyone
  • 42: When did I last hold hands? I don’t remember..
  • 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Waaaayyy too long to be honest XD If I’m not rushed it could be an hour or more
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: I’ve never shaved my legs XD
  • 45: Where am I right now? I’m in my dorm room!
  • 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Kat definitely :p
  • 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? I guess I’m in between loud and reasonable?
  • 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? I live in my dorm right now and I go home on the weekends
  • 49: Am I excited for anything? Not really… I can’t think of anything I’m excited about
  • 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes
  • 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not often. I don’t fake smiles I’m just usually have a gloomy face I would say
  • 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? I don’t remember ;-;
  • 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Still have never kissed anyone..
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Nope
  • 55: What is something I disliked about today? Me still existing
  • 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My soulmate.. definitely.
  • 57: What do I think about most? Not being alone anymore…
  • 58: What’s my strangest talent? I can still do gumby, where you move a stick around your body in a weird way. I learned it at a Boy Scout camp a few years ago.
  • 59: Do I have any strange phobias? Not that I can think of no
  • 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? It depends I guess. I’m not so sure. Maybe behind?
  • 61: What was the last lie I told? “Yeah I’ll be back soon” XD (It was not “soon”)
  • 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Either one is fine ^.^ but no-one talks to me so…
  • 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Possibly and definitely
  • 64: Do I believe in magic? Sorta?
  • 65: Do I believe in luck? in a sense, yes
  • 66: What’s the weather like right now? Cloudy, the way I like it :D
  • 67: What was the last book I’ve read? Right now I’m reading Tokyo Ghoul [Void] I was reading The Circle but I couldn’t continue reading it for some reason. Maybe I’ll continue it later
  • 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? I don’t dislike it
  • 69: Do I have any nicknames? Not really. Kat calls me little brother but that’s about it. Some people in high-school (including a teacher) used to call me a bunch of different things since my last name, Albright, can be easily altered to make different words XD (All-smiles was one)
  • 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? When I was little I tripped and hit my head on a table so I had to get stitches and it really hurt
  • 71: Do I spend money or save it? I tend to save money. I still haven’t touched my high-school graduation money and my mother and brother laughed at me for that /.\
  • 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Nope… I totally did not try to do it right now either XD
  • 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Not that I can see
  • 74: Favorite animal? Dogs / wolves!!!
  • 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Watching youtube videos
  • 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Albright :p I’m probably going to hell when I die XD
  • 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? I’m not sure :/
  • 78: How can you win my heart? Literally show me any kind of affection XD
  • 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “I’m in a pretty GRAVE situation now I guess…”
  • 80: What is my favorite word? I don’t have one?
  • 81: My top 5 blogs on Tumblr
  • @kurome-in-wonderland@pizza-rolls–not–gender-roles@imachielyou@gingerbegone​ and sixpencee
  • 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Probably nothing because social anxiety XD
  • 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not any that I know of that are in jail right now
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Ohhhh. There are so many cool powers though! Telepathy, telekinesis, teleportation are my top 3 I think. So probably one of those?
  • 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? I don’t know o.o
  • 86: What is my current desktop picture? On my laptop it’s a Tokyo Ghoul wallpaper
  • 87: Had sex? Noooooooooooo
  • 88: Bought condoms? Nooppe
  • 89: Gotten pregnant? I’m a guy so….
  • 90: Failed a class? Yup /.\
  • 91: Kissed a boy? Never kissed anyone
  • 92: Kissed a girl? Still never kissed anyone!!!
  • 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? I’VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE, DAMN XD
  • 94: Had job? Yes, I’ve worked mainly with my family or for my family
  • 95: Left the house without my wallet? Quite a few times yes -.-
  • 96: Bullied someone on the internet? I’m not that mean!
  • 97: Had sex in public? Wtf?!?
  • 98: Played on a sports team? I used to play baseball and soccer when I was young
  • 99: Smoked weed? NOOooooo
  • 100: Did drugs? Do prescription medicines count?
  • 101: Smoked cigarettes? NNNNOOOOOooOOoooooo
  • 102: Drank alcohol? Only little sips if those even count
  • 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Ew no XD
  • 104: Been overweight? Nope
  • 105: Been underweight? Don’t think so
  • 106: Been to a wedding? Yep
  • 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? 5 hours is for the weak!
  • 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Idk probably
  • 109: Been outside my home country? Not yet no ;-;
  • 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yeah… It still is and I’m not sure it’ll be fixed anytime now or at all…
  • 111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes! I went to a few baseball games with my dad and watched the Giants and the A’s
  • 112: Broken a bone? Not yet, and I don’t really plan to :p
  • 113: Cut myself? I used to yes.
  • 114: Been to prom? Yes… And they always ended terribly for me…
  • 115: Been in airplane? A few times, yes!
  • 116: Fly by helicopter? Yup! We took a helicopter tour of Maui a couple weeks ago
  • 117: What concerts have I been to? Just one… I don’t really like thinking about it now. The rest were orchestras
  • 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Nope
  • 119: Learned another language? Not really. I’ve forgotten mostly everything about Spanish by now XD
  • 120: Wore make up? Once because someone put it on me XD
  • 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Nooooooo
  • 122: Had oral sex?NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
  • 123: Dyed my hair? I thought about it at one point, but I haven’t gone through with it. I would think I’d day part of my hair white
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election? Just voted for the first time in the last one.
  • 125: Rode in an ambulance? Nope
  • 126: Had a surgery? Nope
  • 127: Met someone famous? Not that I know of
  • 128: Stalked someone on a social network? Yup..
  • 129: Peed outside? I was in Boy Scouts so definitely XD
  • 130: Been fishing? Yep, haven’t gone fishing in a while though :/
  • 131: Helped with charity? Yep
  • 132: Been rejected by a crush? I guess?
  • 133: Broken a mirror? No
  • 134: What do I want for birthday? I just want to not be alone like this anymore

31-radical  asked:

Kokichi Ouma aka the thrussy boy

(Ouma: I’d love a dicktective in my thrussy
Saihara: Just think once before you speak I’m begging you)


First impression: Oh god another Ko
Impression now: Thank god a subversion of Ko
Favorite moment: Ch 5 trial. He may not have the best plans to end the killing game but A+ for effort.
Idea for a story: I know it’s a pretty old idea by now but Phantom Thief Ouma goes to steal valuables from the audience of a piano concert. The pianist performing there teams up with a young detective to try and recover what Ouma stole but the twist is that the pianist and the detective steal the thief’s heart instead
Unpopular opinion: the next person that says oum4sa1 is the new k0mah1na gets these 👊👊👊👊
Favorite relationship: The Father (Saihara), The Son (Ouma) and The Holy Ghost (Kaede)
Favorite headcanon: His crime organization is in fact, the squad from persona 5 but dressed as the ICP.

How I headcanon Lance's bonds with everyone else

Lance and hunk: BROmance~, like for real they’re platonic boyfreinds, lance flirts with hunk and hunk flirts back. Like L: Bromeo, Bromeo H: I love you little homeo ~ L: you knew just what I was going to say. And they go to each other for comfort and platonic cuddles. They also bond over baking and cooking, and how much they miss food from earth.

Lance and pidge: sarcastic soulmates half the time, like the team kinda worries they don’t know how to be nice to each other, but when they’re alone they bond over missing their families, video games and MEMES. Like holy shit memes, when they’re not bickering together they’re meme in together. And also like siblings bond. And honest I think they trust each other’s honest opinions over the others

Lance and Shiro: mutual respect, and father son bonding man. Like lance looks up to shiro and goes to him for advice when he struggles with team bonding. And Shiro worries over him and his self sacrificing behavior. Like lance no, stop, why are you like this. Ohhhh, and in normal world au, he can be over protective, like older brother/father over protective when someone picks on lance.

Lance and keith: boyfreinds, like klance all they, the cutest space boyfreinds……Okay but shipping aside, I feel they do have a mutual respect going on, like okay yeah, they’re always fighting but I think that’s to drive each other to be better. And sometimes, as long as keith promises not to tell the others, lance goes to him for help when he struggles with training, and vice versa when keith doesn’t understand something. And lance is usually the first one to tell keith he needs to take a breath and calm down.

Lance and allura: my actual brotp, like holy crow. They bond over skin care treatments, yoga(which lance teaches her), missing their homes and families and fashion. They’re also
the best dancers in the team and often work out together. ALLURA BENCH PRESSES LANCES!!!!! Allura eventually realised lance’s flirting wasn’t legit and started finding it amusing. They both like talking about keith and Shiro together.

And last but not least :

Lance and Coran:
Lance is coran’s fav paladin, for real. Lance loves listening to coran’s stories and adventures and coran enjoys listening to lance talk about earth and his family. Lance starts teaching coran spanish and coran starts teaching coran altean. Lance enjoys learning about the many cultures coran has encountered and learning about becoming the team’s ambassador. Coran also comforts lance when he gets home. And coran reminds lance a lot of an uncle he has back home and tells coran all about him.

Dear God, please let Shu Takumi write the next Ace Attorney game. Deliver us from this plight of OOC writing, loose ends in the plot and gameplay so devoid of any complexity that I may as well read a book. Grant us a boon of plot holes and bad graphics, let us relive the days spent stuck in the investigation phase, not knowing where to go. Vanquish the bad cutscenes and voice acting from this earthly realm. So I pray to you, O Mighty God, who created video games that we your children may have some peace in this dreadful life. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

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This seems pretty intense for a Pokemon game, holy shit! In Sea Mauville, one of the rooms apparently used to belong to Professor Cozmo’s father; you know, that scientist who got the meteorite stolen from him? There are a series of letters and photos that a much younger Cozmo sent to his father (this is the fifth one, there are seven in all). Apparently, Cozmo’s parents had a very strained relationship due to his father’s workaholic tendencies and the fact that he barely ever visited them, leaving his wife to raise their son by herself. But, like most children do, Cozmo believes that he’s the cause of their fighting and promises to be a good boy. All of his letters also mention his love of stargazing and his dream of becoming a professor who studies the stars (which we know comes true). ORAS has done a fantastic job of fleshing out characters, but I had no idea that Professor Cozmo of all people would receive such development!

Aw Shit Jack, U Possessed (A fanfic) 1/?

So I had a really fucked up story idea. And i think it’s kinda awesome.

Jack gets shot with the black arrow and turns into dark!jack, but Plottwist! Pitch turns out to genuinely just want a family and makes Jack his son. And its totally borked. because its Pitch. 

Vignette style below, about 4k words.

Completely half (probably not even half at all) written and i don’t know when/if i’ll write more, but i’d like to! 

There may or may not be a plot involving Jack being rescued and defearlinged and he still goes back to Pitch but probably with naughtier intentions because dude….he’s 18. Pitch is hot. The guy was actually super nice like woah. and no this isn’t Stockholm! (it totally could be oh god help me) and bro needs to step up his game. who wants a son or father when they could have a lover? (Both. they want both. its fucked. have i said that yet? holy shit this is the beginning of my downward spiral isn’t it)

(Oh yeah and I wanted to contribute to blackice week, but it fell on a con date and i wanted to finish my first ever cosplay so that didn’t work out. can this still count for the freeeee daaaaay? .___.)

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