the farter

i remember sharing a bed and a blanket with my cousin on a family trip. she was too embarrassed to fart out in the open because she’s known as a stinky farter so she farted inside the blanket

but she forgot one thing

my head was inside the blanket

warm | jonerys [got] fic | jonerys week

Title: Warm
Characters/Pairings: Jon/Dany, Arya, Bran, Ghost
Rating: G
Spoilers/Warnings: R + L = J, post-season 7
Word Count: ~3,245
Summary: Three days had passed since Bran told him his true origin, and two had gone by after he had called up his bannermen and Daenery’s armies to prepare a plan and get ready, for the Dead were marching from Eastwatch. He had felt her stare on him during the whole reunion, everyone seeming to mind the way he had refused to look at her more than necessary.
A/N: I know it sounds sad, but it isn’t. I swear. This was made for Jonerys Week, day 1: Fluff. Also, Dany/Arya interaction was totally inspired by late night conversations with @queerafdonna.

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A/N: Hi guys~ This is my first AU! This was inspired by posts by other amazing writers and prompts so I decided to make a bunch of them. This one is a mash between Best Friend!AU and Super!AU and is quite long so buckle up! Be sure to be on the lookout for upcoming Super!Seventeen posts and thank you for reading! Enjoy! :D

P.S. Many fart jokes. Mentions of gummy bears. 

Originally posted by waejin

  •  lmao ok where do we even start with this guy
  • You’ve basically known Mingyu from kindergarten
  • He’s a pretty low key kid tbh, you never would’ve thought he’s a super
  • So the story starts when one day, in kindergarten, in the middle of the finger painting class, you farted ya it’s gross, get over it. Kids only eat, sleep poop and cry while farting inbetween.
  • So you’re kind of the silent-killer type of farter ok aka no sound but deadly
  • There’s another kid in class who’s infamous for having farting episodes 
  • So the whole class plus the teacher was like “ugh not again Kevin wstg we have enough of ur sh**” and are accusing him of this crime poor Kevin
  • Nobody suspected it was you (‘sorry Kevin’)
  • B U T  T H E N
  • You feel a tap on your shoulder and turned around to see this one kid with a bad haircut and trail of snot on his face
  • And you can’t help but zone in until he said
  • “I know it’s you”
  • Lol you’re f***ed.
  • Your know you gotta do something before he reports you to the teacher and you can’t have your entire kindergarten career and reputation just crumble into dust over a fart 
  • So what did you do?
  • “I’ll share my gummy bears with you but you will n e v e r tell a soul”
  • “Ok" 
  • Well that was easy
  • Anyways
  • From that day on Snotty aka Kim Mingyu follows you around like a lost puppy and sits with you during snack time for the sake of gummy bears kid knows his priorities
  • Everytime you won’t share your candies with him, he blackmails you by threatening to tell the teacher that it was you who farted that One Faithful Day
  • You kinda regretted it now that you have to sacrifice your gummy bears but h e y, better than getting your reputation ruined and get called Ms. Fartsfor the rest of kindergarten amirite?
  • So fast forward to elementary school
  • Surprise surprise you’re going to the same school as Mingyu 
  • He still follows you around btw
  • Also, you outgrew him so you call him Shorty now instead of Snotty
  • “How’s the air down there, Shorty?”
  • “Walk in traffic, Y/N”
  • Still asks for gummy bears during lunch period
  • Tbh it’s getting annoying at this point bc whenever you whip up your lunch bag he’d go nuts
  • "Is that spaghetti I smell?”
  • “Bring your own lunch, Mingyu.”
  • But then it starts to happen every time
  • He’ll know what you bring for lunch even before you unbox it
  • You’re getting suspicious
  • Is he half dog or something? How does he even know?
  • And then things get weirder
  • So basically Mingyu becomes the class guard aka that kid that stands in front of the classroom when there’s no teacher to inform the class when the teacher is coming
  • People starts complaining because Mingyu would come in and be like "The teacher’s coming ! !” but there’s nobody in the hallway?? so Mingyu pls explain???
  • “No I swear! She’s coming!!!”
  • Ofc nobody believed him and the class was in utter chaos when the teacher finally came in
  • “Mingyu, how did you know?”
  • “I heard her walking" 
  • And you’re like "lol what”
  • Anyways
  • He also becomes that annoying kid in class 
  • He’ll say that the class is too hot/too cold when it’s totally fine?? 
  • And when a teacher raises their voice he’d cover his ears
  • Also there was a time during a math test you and thought that you were going to ace the test because you’re top in class at least in elementary school if you’re bad at it lmao but surprise surprise Mingyu aced it too
  • But later during the day he comes up to you and apologized and said that he copied your paper
  • And you’re like ???? 
  • “Mingyu you sit two seats behind me how is that even possible???”
  •  He’ll be the first to know when it’s pizza day (“I can smell the pizza lol”)
  • But brings his own lunch to school
  • Claims that the cafeteria food smells and tastes weird
  • he never eats the food from school bc he claims that it smells weird and because he’s a picky eater
  • But basically Mingyu is physically hypersensitive to everything and people think he’s just whiny and annoying so the only friend he got is you
  • So you kinda took pity in him and you started to enjoy his company anyways so you let him hang around
  •  As long as he has his hand sanitizer with him at all times
  •  Fast fast forward to middle school 
  • Yayy time for puberty and hormones! fun fun fun 
  • Except it isn’t fun
  • Puberty is as fun for supers as it is for normal teenagers
  • It’s terrible enough to suddenly have a bazillion of zits appearing on your formerly-smooth face
  • But the fact that Shorty had a major growth spurt over the summer and is basically a f***ing tree now 
  • “Who’s short now, Y/N?”
  • And brags about it every time he has the chance
  • It’s also around this time that Mingyu has been acting even stranger
  • He’s easily distracted by a background noise, even if others don’t seem to hear it
  • He’d jump right out of his seat whenever the bell rings or any loud noises really 
  • At one point, a teacher got so angry and started shouting and when you looked at Mingyu he’s cowering in his seat with his hands low key on his ears, wincing every time the teacher raised their voice
  • He also becomes more secluded
  • Leaves the classes right after the bell rings, decided to take his lunch to a more quieter place under a tree at the school yard, avoids group projects..
  • You’re really concerned for him although you’re a bit hurt that he seemed like he’s keeping something from you
  • So you decided to ask him one day
  • “Mingyu are you ok? Is there something you’re not telling me?”
  • “Hahaha w-what makes u say that" 
  • You gave him a pointed look and it’s scary and he got reminded that time during elementary school you bit Sarah in the arm for cutting the queue
  • If that’s what ppl get for cutting your queue then what would happen if you find out that he’s different
  • He’s scared that the only person he’s been friends with for years would abandon him when they finally realize that he’s a freak
  • At that point of time, he just wishes that he could be like the other kids
  • But he also remembers that you’ve been there for him after all these times
  • You (kinda) tolerated all the times he sneezed in your hair 
  • “One more time, Mingyu and I will cut you.”
  • And the times he broke your toys after not realizing his own strength 
  • Also that dark time during elementary school when Danielle and her group of friends verbally bullied him for being “weird” and “different”
  • You stood up to them for him
  • You got yourself suspended and your parents called for punching the bullies in the face
  • That night you came to his house with a bag full of gummy bears and both of your favorite movies and you guys just hung out in his room
  • That when you said “Mingyu, I know you can’t even hurt a fly so if you need me to punch someone in the face I will”
  • Wow when did you become such a violent kid
  • But he knows it’s just your way of saying “I’ll always be there if you need me”
  • And honestly, you’re already a knight in shining armor to him the second you broke Danielle Davis’s nose
  • So he decided to tell you
  • How he knows what you’ll have for lunch
  • Why he’s so distracted all the time
  • And why he’s such a sensitive kid
  • He has heightened senses
  • *silence ensues*
  • He can’t help but starts to sweat as you stare at him, unblinkingly 
  • He wanted to strangle you, to force you to talk, to just say something
  • And then you do
  • “Wait ok so in kindergarten, you knew it was me who farted because of your super senses?”
  • lol. ded.
  • He just looked at you disappointedly “Seriously, Y/N, that’s the first thing that pops into your mind?”
  • “Well I’m sorry I can’t help it. But really can you really tell who farts in class. Also I’m really sorry for you, dude, smelling farts in HD must’ve suck.”
  • Ok but you’re kinda offended and sad why he kept it away from you for such a long time but soon realizes that people are judgmental jerks who’d just label Mingyu as an outcast if they find out
  • But basically, Mingyu is super duper relieved that you’re totally cool with it and you guys moved on from it
  • Fast forward to high school
  • *Achievement Unlocked: You got an S/O*
  • It’s not Mingyu ok
  • You met your S/O the first day of high school
  • They’re really sweet and caring and overall a nice person
  • Mingyu was more skeptical and protective when you first started to date but took the backseat when he realized that you can take care of yourself (lol remember Sarah and Danielle?)
  • Cheers you on your relationship and becomes your confidante and go-to person to talk about your relationship
  • He doesn’t mind at all.
  • He’s just happy that you’re happy what a cinnamon roll ;A;
  • Until one day he saw your s/o at the mall, hanging out with some girl he doesn’t recognize
  • They seemed pretty close and their arm would ever so often casually hangs on the girl’s shoulder
  • Mingyu’s general perception of your s/o has been good so far so although he was kinda surprised to see them hanging out with a girl that’s not you, he just thought that she might be their close friend or a family member or something so he brushed it off
  • He checked with his superhuman hearing and it’s not like they’re talking about anything suspicious or anything
  • But Mingyu being Mingyu, he was curious and wanted to look out over you
  • So he figured, if your s/o was up to no good, he’d have to find out himself
  • So he began to stalk investigate your s/o
  • You kinda picked up and would jokingly said “Don’t you dare steal them from me” and he’ll be like “No, no its not like that!” (lmao also he wouldn’t dare ofc)
  • But then Mingyu found out that your s/o has in fact, been cheating behind your back with a girl from school
  • He’s so surprised and more importantly, enraged that they would even do that to you
  • What have you ever done to deserve such trash of an s/o??? You deserved to be served and taken care of like royalty
  • That evening he went to your house to break the news to you
  • “Y/N, I have something to tell you”
  • You don’t believe him. You don’t want to believe him.
  • Your s/o has been such a caring and thoughtful person. They wouldn’t do that to you right?? 
  • So you do what you thought was right.
  • You got angry and told Mingyu that he was just being jealous, that he’s just mad that you now hang out with someone else. You told him to make some friends so he can get over it.
  • Mingyu got even angrier over the fact that you chose to defend your s/o and is hurt that you wouldn’t believe him, your best friend
  • But at that exact moment he also had an epiphany
  • He was jealous
  • He was sad that you now have someone else to hang out with
  • He was sad over the fact that you might drift away after all these years
  • He also realized that he cares so much about you
  • So so much that maybe it’s not the friendly kind of caring anymore
  • He realized that after all this time, he might be in love with his best friend
  • But he’s so angry so he decided to storm off and have you find out yourself, knowing how stubborn you can be
  • You don’t talk for the next few weeks 
  • He decided to avoid you completely and would change seats if you’re in the same class as him. He wouldn’t even spare you a glance in the hallways
  • You sit alone at lunch, with nobody to eat your gummy bears
  • This is the first time you guys had a fight this big
  • One day, during class, you decided you had enough and you made a mad dash out of the classroom to find Mingyu and tell him you were sorry (Teacher: kids these days smh.)
  • Otw there, you passed the janitor’s closet and heard some noise
  • You decided to be a snitch and took a peek
  • And there they were, your s/o and a girl, making out in the small cramped space, unaware that you’re watching
  • At that moment, all you can feel is your heartbreaking
  • You feel tears well up in your eyes, your body grows rigid and cold
  • You felt so so betrayed and lost that you don’t even have the energy to barge up to them and beat them yourselves
  • So you took a detour to the nurse’s office, your mission long forgotten
  • You laid down on a cot for a good half-an-hour before you heard the curtain being opened and at first you thought it was the nurse who decided to kick you out but then you felt a large hand brushing the top of your head ever so gently
  • And by God, nobody was allowed to do that to you except for
  • “Y//N, I came as soon as class is over, are you feeling ok?”
  • You looked up and there he was, looking at you with concern and yet with the softest face
  • And it felt so sincere that you broke down completely in front of him
  • He just held you as you cried into his shirt, blabbering nonsense and being a snotty mess
  • When you were much better, you told him what happened
  • And then he had a look in his eyes
  • He kissed your forehead and just left 
  • You’re confused because Mingyu?? what are you doing m8???
  • You didn’t heard from him until later in the afternoon
  • He got suspended
  • For punching your s/o smack in the face
  • You didn’t know what to do. Should you thank him??? be concerned???
  • Since when did he become so violent?
  • lmao he learned from you
  • But later in the evening, you came to his house, a bag of gummy bears in one hand and your favorite movies in the other
  • Neither of you said anything at first. You didn’t need to.
  • You both just climbed up his bed and started eating and watching the movies
  • Halfway through the movie, you glanced up at him
  • “Thank you”
  • He didn’t take his eyes off the screen “He deserved it. Should’ve know what was coming for him.”
  • You’re not satisfied so you sat up and took his face in your hands and his eyes finally finally met yours
  • And oh how lovely you looked in you sweatpants and oversized t-shirt, and yeah looking up kinda hurts his eyes because of the light but it’s casting a soft halo around you and when he met your gaze, it’s fierce and determined
  • Your eyes are still a bit red and puffy from all the crying earlier but to him, at this very moment, you're perfect.
  • You said “I’m sorry for not listening to you. I’m sorry for being such a jerk. I’m sorry for saying those hurtful things to you-”
  • But he cuts you off, his lips ascending onto yours into slow searing kiss
  • You lost your train of thoughts and while you thought that he’s the one with the heightened senses here, at that very moment it’s as if you had it too
  • Everything felt so warm and you don’t even know whether it’s from the close proximity, your body heat or the room. Your heart went overdrive and you’re scared that he might hear it He totally could
  • But most of all, it felt right
  • You know maybe you should’ve been aghast or the very least, disgusted, that you’re actually kissing your own best friend but it doesn’t feel like that with Mingyu
  • You can feel all his emotions in that one kiss and nothing ever felt so sincere and so warm
  • You didn’t know but at that very moment, Mingyu was experiencing the exact things, although everything is thrice more intense
  • After what felt like an eternity, he finally pulled away and there you are, gazing into each others eyes, breathing fast, cheeks flushed
  • “I’m sorry I did that.. and no! before you kill me, you’re just the most beautiful person I’ve ever met and you deserve someone who can see that and appreciate you and take care of you with all his hea-” he said before you pulled him up for another kiss
  • “I love you, too, you giant idiot.”
  • And at that very moment, you realize that after all, you might been in love with him
  • You remembered the kid with the weird haircut and snotty nose who caught you farting back in kindergarten and thought: “Who would’ve thought?
what the signs do when they fart

aries: yes, I farted. MY fart is the LOUDEST and SMELLIEST fart of all the farts. I am best farter. Fart champion #1. Don’t believe me? FART CONTEST. Everybody fart. Winner gets bragging rights

taurus: doesn’t say anything but owns up to it if anyone asks. “Who farted?” “Yeah, that was me.” will not apologize

gemini: OMG did you smell that? What the hell is that? did a skunk break into the room? No, I didn’t fart, it was jessica. Don’t lie, jessica. Everyone knows it was you. (Smelt it, dealt it, blames someones else to get ahead of the scandal.)

cancer: gets super self-conscious, apologizes too much, is super embarrassed

leo: either enjoys then attention gained from the impressive fart or worries about the fart’s impact on their reputation

virgo: doesn’t fart. ever.

libra: yes, I farted. To be fair, everybody farts. Let’s just get along and not make fun of each other, guys. Be mature.

scorpio: doesn’t say anything, plots overwhelming revenge on anyone who tries to pin it on them (even if it WAS the scorpio’s fart)

sagittarius: bursts out laughing, farts some more on purpose, jokes about it for the rest of the day. 

capricorn: no one suspects them anyway due to their spotless reputation

aquarius: lies transparently so everyone knows it was them, but no one bothers to call bullshit. The aquarius person thinks they pulled off the perfect crime and got away with it. 

pisces: doesn’t even notice the fart exit their body, wonders why everyone is making such a fuss. “I didn’t hear anything. You guys need to chill.”

BTS reaction: hearing their s/o fart for the first time

I’m from a family of frequent and unashamed farters, so yeah ^^ Thank you for requesting, and sorry that it took me this long! xx

Jin/Kim Seokjin: 

He definitely knows it’s a natural thing, so he wouldn’t be that phased by it. And he’s a grown man, so I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care that much. He would give you a kinda disgusted look if it was one of those wet kinda farts tho.

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies

Suga/Min Yoongi: 

One of the two members who would care the least tbh. It’s a natural thing that everyone does, and it was bound to happen sometime. If anything, he’d take it as a sign you’re getting more comfortable around him. But, he’s gonna tease you about it and act as if it’s the most disgusting thing ever, unless you’re visibly embarrassed about it.

Originally posted by lariz0rd

J-Hope/Jung Hoseok: 

I think he’d be more startled than anything tbh. Like, the noise would be so sudden. And then his reaction could go two ways, depending on wether you seem embarrassed or not. If you do, he’ll just say that it’s fine and that he doesn’t mind. If you don’t he’d tease you a bit about it.

Originally posted by charrytommoto

Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon: 

He wouldn’t care much tbh and wouldn’t see the point in saying anything either. He might give you a look if you’re in public though.

Originally posted by jjilljj

Jimin/Park Jimin: 

Depends on what kinda fart, and where you guys are. If you’re in public, he’ll give you a look, like Namjoon. If you’re at home though, and it’s a fart that sounds kinda funny, he’ll giggle a bit, and maybe tease you, but not really make a big deal out of it.

Originally posted by nnochu

V/Kim Taehyung: 

The second one to care the least. He’d pretty just take it as a sign that he can now fart and burp in front of you tbh. Like, that’s all there is to it. He might tease you about it though, like Yoongi.

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

Jungkook/Jeon Jeongguk: 

A mix of Tae and Jimin. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it, and just reasons that now he can fart in front of you. But he’d tease you about it every now and then for like the rest of your life, like “remember the first time you farted in front of me? You were so embarrassed!”.

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

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Tyler Posey lifted a cheek from the hot cement basketball court next to all his best guy friends. In typical Posey style the guys winced as they braced for another Posey fart. The fart shot out in three beats, airy and muffled. “pffffsshhp, pphhrrmmpph, phrmpph!” The heat from the cement heightened the smell and his friends pulled their shirts over their noses. “Damn Pose! Another one?!?!” Greg was used to this behavior. Tyler was a 5 year old when it came to gas humor, and it seemed you couldn’t hang out with him without getting at least one fart from him. John took his shirt down and sniffed the air “Ugh! It’s still bad!” Tyler Hoechlin knew his friend’s fart was gonna linger, and sat with his shirt over his face, rolling his eyes at Posey. Posey began to waft the rest of his gas to all three of his friends.
Tyler Posey didn’t do this to be mean, or teasing. Tyler in fact wanted his friends to retaliate. and one day he knew they would. Posey had a fart fetish. When he was younger, he would fart on his pillows before bedtime and take deep whiffs. That got him searching for fart stuff online which led him to some fetish websites. Overtime he learned how to masturbate and from then on he got off on the intense imaginary smells of gas from hot guys in photos or even real farts on Youtube.
Tyler sat in class with Greg & John as a new kid walked into the room. Dylan just transferred from a tech school into a University and was sort of a dweeb, so Tyler thought. Dylan took the lone empty seat next to Tyler and waited for class to begin. Posey took this empty moment to rip a fart in the class full of guys, bring chuckles and moans throughout the class. Dylan looked at Tyler with eyes of fear and shock. Tyler smiled at the dweeb and leaned back in his seat to relax. Class began. The teacher was young, just a year or two older than the average senior. So when talking about solids, liquids, and gases, the guys in the class all had some good chuckles about the gas substance. “Posey’s got a lotta gas teach!” Tyler laughed and looked over to Dylan who stared shyly at the man. Tyler gave him a smile… fuck he was kind of weird…
That afternoon Posey walked to Hoechlin’s dorm to chill and play some video games. “Hey Ty, have you met Dylan? He’s my new dorm neighbor!” Posey gave the same look of awkward shock Dylan gave him at school. “How many more times am I gonna have to see this kid?” Dylan smiled and acknowledged that they had met. As the games progressed Hoechlin left the room to use the bathroom. Posey sat with Dylan in awkward silence until Dylan tried to spark a conversation. “So… what do you do for fun?” Tyler continued staring at the game and ignored Dylan as a person in the room until he responded with “huh… this…” Dylan stared at the video game Posey had his eyes glued on. Posey sat with a stare and with a hint of remorse tried to spark up some conversation with the weird newbie in return. “So… huh… what’s your last name?” Tyler asked. “O'Brien, you gonna add me to Facebook? I have one!” Dylan lit up. “What? No! Just trying to be nice and talk…” Tyler went back to his game. Then out of thin air Dylan shot back with something that sent chills down Tyler’s spine. “That was some fart in class today…” Dylan smiled at his comment and Tyler’s eyes lit up in shock. His eyes moved from side to side as Dylan stumbled upon the one thing Tyler really wanted to talk about. “It was okay… I… guess…” Tyler tried focusing on his game when the other Tyler reentered the room. You could cut the tension with a knife. Posey was silent. O'Brien smiled and watched the now failing Tyler continue at his video game.
Tyler sat in chemistry class groggy and miserable. He didn’t sleep a wink and mostly because he sat in bed thinking about Dylan and the way his eyes lit up in awe when he brought up Tyler’s fart yesterday. Did he like them too? He couldn’t! Some straight laced guy with a happy go lucky grin couldn’t possibly like something so foul. Greg and John entered the room and sat near Tyler. “Dude! You look like shit” Greg laughed at his own comment and John spoke up. “You and Hoechlin must have gotten wasted last night?” Posey made some underhanded comment about how Hoechlin’s new buddy Dylan doesn’t drink and the guys cracked up. “He just sat around and talked, no booze, no girls, no fun, worst free time of my life!” “Dude! You should just fart on him today, aim em’ all at him. Be merciless!” John’s idea sparked a smile within Tyler. Dylan was gonna get served. As Dylan walked into class he looked well rested and pulled his water bottle out of his backpack… “he must still use the same one from high school. What a loser, just carry the one book, you just have one class today dumb ass!” Tyler thought. At that moment Tyler tapped Greg on the shoulder and Greg turned around as Tyler shifted his eyes towards Dylan, still facing Greg. Tyler lifted his rump slightly from his chair and a small squeaker of a fart blasted from his seat. Dylan looked shocked and stared at the two guys and laughed. Greg laughed back… primarily at Dylan rather than with him, and turned around to prepare for the lesson. Dylan looked a Tyler to comment “Yesterday’s was better…” Tyler said nothing and prepared for the lesson. His butt lifted from the seat again and a faint hiss left his shorts. A faint whiff of ass hit his nose and Dylan’s. That’s when the strange part occurred. It was 15 minutes into class and the four guys in the back were hit by a stronger smell. Rotten eggs, foul skunk, and sweaty ripe ass filled the air as Greg and John began to choke. “Teacher! I think Posey needs to be excused!!!” John sounded worried. The professor made no reaction, these guys break wind in class everyday, it was just another day for them. Posey made no comment but to laugh and claim the attack with a grin. John and Greg turned back around to the lesson when Tyler looked at Dylan… Dylan winked an eye at the once champion farter and smiled. Knowing he just bested the champion. Tyler lifted a leg and ripped  a rather audible blast at Dylan and the class erupted in anger at the 20 year old stud. Dylan secretly lifted a cheek and although silent, the smell was unbearably worse. Tyler blushed red as John and Greg turned around to egg Tyler on. “Dude, we said be merciless, but this is too much! Give the poor guy a break and take some beano” John was in near tears. Greg was on the verge of dry heaving. “Dylan, buddy! You’re not even flinching! You’re a beast to put up with this!” Greg was impressed by Dylan’s composure. What John and Greg didn’t know was that Dylan had just let loose another series of gas attacks into the room. Tyler let out a bigger fart, which, accidentally timed made it seem like the smell came from his loud blast rather than Dylan’s SBD. Within 40 more minutes of class the guys were now all well equipped to handle a chemical war.
Class was over and the guys walked out. John and Greg were applauding their newfound hero Dylan for taking Posey’s gas like a champ. Neither guy knew that the smell was Dylan’s brew. Posey sat back and watched as the weird kid got high fives and back pats for his stamina. “We’re now a group of five bros man, you’re in!” John said as Dylan got bright eyed. He just wanted to fit in. Posey felt even sicker… what if Dylan wanted to fart more?
The party was a huge hit. Posey and the gang threw a huge bash at his dorm. There was beer, chips, salsa, bean dip, and more “Everclear” than you’d know what to do with. “Do we really have to invite him? I still think he’s a dweeb!” Tyler asked John. “Dude! You’re just upset that you can’t throw him off with your stink. That guy is more of a man than you! haha!” Tyler focused on that conversation between him and John for the duration of the party as Dylan sat right next to Posey with some bean dip and broccoli. “Hey Tyler!” Dylan tried to be nice. Tyler sipped his beer and scoldingly told Dylan “How come you don’t drink?” Dylan looked at him sheepishly; “I’ll drink, if you’ll be nice to me.” Tyler obliged and Dylan took a swig of Everclear with his juice. Tyler laughed at Dylan’s facial expressions each shot and asked him to try it again. 5 shots later Dylan said “This doesn’t have a taste? *hiccup*” Tyler took a shot himself and wrapped his arm around Dylan. “Come here kid, I’ll show you some beer…” Tyler brought out a Guinness for them both. “This is only for special occasions, that cheap PBR is nothing…” Dylan LOVED it! And drank happily with Tyler the rest of the night. They laughed and got to know each other better. Tyler even calling Dylan “cool” in his book. Dylan smiled… but began to look sick from the alcohol. Greg was scoring big with the ladies as Hoechlin and John left with no one. “Man, Dylan’s pretty fucked up tonight. What did you do Pose?” Tyler Hoechlin looked worried. “He’s fine, he can crash here tonight. I don’t want his dorm leader finding him drunk when you take him home.” The guys left for the night and Posey and O'Brien stayed. Tyler wrapped him in a blanket on the couch and headed to his bed to go to sleep.
Tyler laid awake in his bed to thoughts of men from his porn library ripping ass in his dorm room. As he stroked his cock he imagined the smells and sounds they produced just for him. He threw one of them on the bed in his imagination and began to eat his ass out. He imagined the smooth run fleshy ass against his tongue ripping fart after fart and soon he was furiously stroking his meat in an intense sweat that was absorbed by the bed. The man in his dreams ripped a fart that went on for ages, his cum shot out onto the sheets and the guy’s face became more prevalent in his mind… it was Dylan! Posey gasped for air and rose up from his bed panting in fear. “What the fuck was that?!?” Tyler thought. He got up and walked back into his livingroom. Dylan was curled up on the couch and sleeping like a baby. “Fucking dweeb” Tyler mumbled under his breath. He got a glass of water from the kitchen and began to head back to bed, but something came over him. He walked over to Dylan on the couch… “Don’t do it” Tyler tried stopping himself. He took a sniff of the air, a loud sniff. Nothing. He would regret this next move… he moved in closer. Posey got within inches of Dylan’s ass and although it was snuggly fit under the covers the smell was amazing. The dweeb had an ass odor, and Tyler was getting hooked. Posey went to bed in shame of his secret sniffing adventure. But his mind raced with the thoughts of Dylan’s gas in the classroom that afternoon. Could he be… falling for the dweeb?
Tyler’s dreams were tame, except for one. Dylan was snuggled in bed with him and he was dutch opening him as a prank. He woke up and headed to the kitchen for some breakfast. Dylan was up and at it. “What? No hangover?!?!” Tyler pointed out. “That? Oh, last night was nothing. I drank twice as much at home…” Dylan was acting rather alpha male this morning; Tyler was confused. Dylan was a ringer. Go onto a campus, be the nice kid, get all the teachers’ good graces, impress all the popular folk, then control the crowd. Tyler was impressed and the two sat down for breakfast. It was Saturday and the whole day was open. Dylan had no homework. Tyler just had a small report. Talk of the weather and classes grew old between the two and Posey tried coming up with other conversations. Dylan had other ideas. “Man, I bet I had some GAS last night.” Dylan winked at Tyler and Tyler felt uncomfortable again as Dylan aimed a fart into Tyler’s direction. The smell wafted to Tyler who winced and coughed on the smell. Tyler had to retaliate and ripped one of his own. It stunk, but Dylan’s was stronger. Just like the classroom experience Dylan was besting the gassy fetishist. “So you can retaliate?” Dylan ripped a longer blast. The smell intensified and Tyler’s dick grew in his shorts. “I thought I’d freshen the room a bit with my brew.” Dylan smiled and then smoldered his stare at Tyler… was he flirting? Tyler turned red and tried to get up and do his book report. “Have you read your book yet?” Dylan asked. Tyler played it off and said yes, but Dylan’s next quote sent chills down his spine. “Was your book against my ass last night? Because you had your nose there for part of the night. Did it smell good?” Dylan was going in for the kill. Tyler was sweating and told Dylan to get out. The fear was all over his face. “Get out? I think I have something you want Posey Wosey…” Dylan sat on Tyler’s lap and Tyler tried bucking him off. The fart was loud. It was warm… not just warm, it burned! Fuck it burned! Tyler winced from the smell, but it was the most magical moment of heaven he ever experienced! Dylan wrapped his arm around Tyler’s shoulder and Tyler wrapped his around Dylan’s back. Dylan let out another fart after lifting a cheek and aiming it at Tyler’s stomach. “I see you’ve stopped competing… is someone out of gas?” Dylan cooed at Tyler. “You’re the king.” Tyler moaned over and over. “The king?!?” Dylan smiled. “Well, that’s pretty impressive. Am I more kingly than that farter you have saved on your computer?” Tyler was taken aback by Dylan’s remark… Dylan looked at his Internet history last night! But it didn’t matter… In fact it felt safer… Dylan was doing this willingly… “Yes Dilly! OH YES!!! FUCK MORE!!!” Dylan smacked Tyler in the back of the head and ripped an angry fart in his lap… “But you told me to get out… so I guess this is goodbye…” Dylan sat up and walked out the door farting almost each step of the way. Tyler’s legs had lost circulation but that didn’t stop him from crawling to the door in hopes of getting Dylan back. Tyler laid in a fetal position alone in his apartment dorm breathing in the smells of Dylan’s crop-dust. He was so sexually frustrated he was in tears. What if Dylan told the guys? What if he told the school?
Class on Monday had Posey freaking out. He sat at his typical desk when Dylan walked in… he sat right in front of Tyler. John and Greg noticed this and took seats next to Dylan instead of you. “Man, I see Dylan is learning from Friday’s mistakes. Can’t sit next to the gas bomb for too long!” John chuckled at Tyler’s expense and Tyler stared at Greg… pointing to the empty seat next to him. “Man Posey, I don’t think anyone is gonna sit their after you nuked it last week!” Posey tried to laugh it off… deep down he was hurt, lonely, and feeling left out. His new view was kind of worth it though… Dylan’s round butt spread right in front of his view. Dylan pulled his jeans down and Tyler sprung a boner when he noticed… he wasn’t wearing any underwear in class. His jacket covered his front view. To the teacher and the rest of the class it looked like Dylan was fully clothed. The smell hit Tyler like a ton of bricks. He focused more on Dylan’s ass, the hole opened up and the smell magnified. Every minute Tyler was hit by a wave of stink from Dylan’s butt in class. Tyler had a show of Dylan’s ass right in front of him. As class ended Posey’s notes were blank. Dylan pulled up his jeans and got out of his seat. Greg and John walked out with him with Posey trailing behind.
“Yo Dylan! We still on for tomorrow?” Greg asked. “Yeah, see you then! I’m bring Hoechlin!” Dylan smiled as Tyler spoke up, “Wait? What’s going on?” Posey looked confused. “Oh, we’re hanging out Tuesday… you can come right Dylan?” Greg looked at Dylan as though Dylan was in charge of the group. “Yeah, come on!” John and Greg headed to their next class as Dylan was pushed against a wall by Tyler. “What the fuck was that!?” Tyler was furious with the mind games. “Chill buddy, you getting’ jealous of me taking over? Afraid of my power?” Dylan bit his lip and chuckled at Tyler’s grip as it lightened. Dylan smiled and ripped a fart and laughed harder. Tyler asked Dylan to hang out after his classes, his voice cracked from the question. “Well, what would we do together?” Dylan smiled more, it was a shit eating grin that made Tyler feel two inches small. “Well… we could… study…” Tyler sulked. “Oh, because you didn’t record any notes today and need mine?” Dylan laughed and tickled Posey’s nipple. Posey flinched and responded. “We… we… can do the thing…” “Oh! The thing… yeah… well, I knew I’d hook you soon. Tell you what, I’ll give you my notes, but at a price…” Dylan looked powerful. Tyler was scared. “All the notes you can ever need… but you’ll be my personal fart sniffer… for life.” Dylan massaged Tyler’s shoulder after the proposal. Tyler struggled to speak as Dylan’s other hand moved down to Tyler’s member… “I think your little friend has chosen for you”.
Dylan walked right into Tyler’s apartment. “Man, you still got any of that bean dip?” I’m hungry. Tyler pulled the dip from the fridge with some broccoli and handed it to Dylan. Dylan had wrapped a blanket around his body and pointed to a hole. “In.” Dylan commanded. Tyler stuck his head into the covers right against Dylan’s ass. He was wrapped tight against Dylan’s hole. The first sniff was incredible. Dylan’s ass smelled just like the gas Tyler was subjected to in class. That’s when the first fart hit. Tyler’s nose burned as he carefully sniffed Dylan’s ass and stroked his cock. Tyler woke up with his face trapped in a bed sheet. Dylan was gone. It was 3am. He read a note on his bedroom door: “You couldn’t even last 5 minutes down there. You’re pathetic. If you don’t do better next time I’m gonna twist your nuts until they pop off. Love you sweetie! -Dilly” Posey was scared, but his hard on still grew. He threw himself on his bed, face to pillow, when a foul smell hit him… Dylan farted on his pillows before leaving… he sniffed until he passed out drunk on Dylan’s gas.
Tuesday night Posey was dressed to the nine’s. The guys went to a club and were sitting at a booth. Dylan was leading the conversation and John, Greg and Hoechlin were eating it up. Greg drew everyone’s attention to a girl. Dylan glared at Tyler and pointed to the restroom with a wink. “He wants me to do this now?!?” Tyler thought. The two guys passed the bathroom and Dylan led them to an area behind the building. Dylan guided Tyler so that his back was against a brick wall, and with no words Dylan began to fart onto Posey’s thigh. Tyler was mesmerized by the showing. Dylan was blowing out gas like a champ. Most were inaudible, but the breeze, and the foul smell was a dead giveaway. For 5 minutes Dylan let rip constant streams of gas, but at minute 6 Posey tried bucking him off. “Dude! That’s enough, you’re proving your point you’re a fucking GOD! Now get off me!” Posey felt a little nauseous from the performance. “No Pose! I got GAS! I need you to sniff it. Come to think of it, my shorts are probably filtering the stink. It may travel back to the other guys.” Tyler was listening to Dylan speak and he felt lightheaded with excitement and fear. “Can you pull my shorts down… with your teeth?” Dylan gave Tyler the sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster. Tyler dropped to his knees and praised the bubblebutt before his eyes. Dylan backed his ass up into Tyler’s mouth as Tyler opened wide and bit down on the back elastic of Dylan’s shorts. As Tyler pulled down on the shorts his nose rubbed against Dylan’s open crack. Tyler could smell the scent of trapped gas between the cheeks flood his senses. A quick sharp toot filled the air and Tyler’s oxygen was tainted further with the gas of his new fart king. “Air my shorts out and keep your face in my ass. I got a lot more” Dylan was talking as though this was the most normal behavior in the world. Tyler began to moan. How did Dylan never run out of gas!?!? “You’re doing a lot better than Monday night. Just don’t pass out” On the word pass out Dylan let out a fart that could singe nose hairs of anyone in the parking lot on the other side of the building. Tyler tried to escape but his head was trapped against the brick wall. He was in Dylan’s fart trap. “We better go back… I still have a lot of gas but you’ll just have to claim whatever I have to release in the bar.” Tyler stared at Dylan. He was embarrassed to fart. Dylan was embarrassed about farting in front of the other guys. But around him he was a gas bomb. If that didn’t say love, what did?
A few months later the guys were hanging out at John and Greg’s house. Dylan was sitting on a bean bag and munching on some taco bell when a fart erupted from his ass. This fart scared the living daylights out of the guys and they stared at Dylan. Dylan was about to cry when Posey spoke up. “Sorry guys, hahahaha! That was me.” John looked back at Dylan on the other side of the room. “Uhh… bro… that noise came from Dylan!” The smell hit the guys with force. “UGH! Wait y'all, ever since Dylan came into the picture, Tyler’s farts have stunk SO much worse!” Hoechlin looked confused. “Guys! Seriously, I can throw my farts! See?” Tyler leaned and motioned to Dylan to rip a fart from his seat. Dylan let out another loud monster and looked scared and cried “STOP!” They guys busted out laughing as Tyler waved a hand behind his ass to waft the magnify smell from his ass. Dylan lived to see another embarrassment free night. Posey was sure to be rewarded for that save tonight… when the taco bell finally reached Dylan’s gut. Dylan was sure to make Posey suffocate and cum his dick off that night.


Thank you everyone for participating in blog awards! All of our nominees i’m sure are wonderful in their own ways but these are our real winners

funniest blogger @moonlightjungkookie 

nicest blogger @greenmooneyes

smexiest blogger xxx @energeticwarrior

daddiest blogger (phil won but that’s not fair soo) @danspeach

sweetest baby girl @guccinof

best self hickey giver @phanisthetearinmyheart

stinkiest farter @doinganap

best feet @awrfhi

weirdest kink @hellcrafts

biggest furry (dan won but again not fair how could we compete with our furry daddy, ultimate master of yiff) @cuterbf

smallest dick (dan won again, as did phanisthetearinmyheart and guccinof) @akeiterus

best unironic xD user (dan wins again) @justphantastic​ and @domesticbanting​ were tied

best overall @talldads

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  • bragging rights
  • a follow from me
  • shout out (in this post lol ur welcome)
  • i’ll kazoo any song for u
  • i’ll send u pictures of my dog

congratulations to our winners and to also our losers because do u really wanna be the winner of one these lame ass awards

pls dont get mad at me if you didnt get an award (or if you did) i did not choose the winners tumblr did

Hunger Games!BTS (Jimin focus)

Word count: 2,560
Warnings: death, sadness, black humor, hint of Jikook, unnecessary details, overall I’m sorry???
Author’s note: There are two players from each district but anyone besides Bangtan is never mentioned. Also the gender rule doesn’t apply so one district can have two players of the same gender. Also V is my ult but I wrote this and noticed I never mentioned him?? Meh I bet he got distracted by butterfly during the beginning countdown and was blown to pieces after stepping off his platform too early. What a delightful start. Okay let’s go.

  • so Jimin as a Hunger Games player
  • he has black hair, a tight, thin, black full-body suit (swimwear you know) and baggy black shorts
  • his stylist really likes black
  • well anyway the arena is pretty much filled with dark lake water with underwater caves (in which you can catch your breath and maybe build a camp)
  • there are small island patches all over the arena and they’re filled with thick forests
  • there’s also a weapon center at the center of the arena (bet you’ll never guess where the name comes)
  • from time to time weapons and food appears in there
  • after half of the players have died, food will stop appearing
  • instead, it can be found in containers from the bottom of the lake
  • there’s a catch though
  • there are many deadly sea creatures in the pitch-black, deep water
  • so you better make a swim for it
  • the forests are inhabited by dangerous insects that, for example, slowly suck away all moisture from your body or cause blindness
  • Lovely!!” said the gamemaker
  • Jimin has currently set up a camp in one of the underwater caves and he’s gotten himself a fire going
  • a sponsor sent him dry wood in a tight container (the message said ”don’t be like a prey, be smooth like a snake”)
  • Jimin has no idea where his district buddy Jungkook is but at least the guy’s alive
  • Jimin still wishes that he’d be with Jungkook since the younger male is rational and capable of making ruthless, yet necessary choices regarding killing other people with the mindset of actually surviving
  • whereas Jimin hasn’t dared to kill anyone yet and is constantly switching hiding spots and getting panic attacks when he hears the cannon inform of someone’s death
  • he’s pretty sure he won’t make it but he’s still trying
  • Jimin (and Jungkook) comes from district 4, which means that he’s a fisher (and a heck-of-a-swimmer) 
  • so when everyone else was reaching for spears and mines etc. after the beginning countdown, this boy got himself a harpoon and jumped straight into the water, swimming as far as he could
  • it was a good choice because the harpoon has helped him gather a lot of food (exspecially after the sponsor’s gift since he was able to start cooking the fish) and saved him from death (big bad fish) two times
  • and I mean like he can’t cower in his cave forever
  • he has to get himself into a forest to find usable material
  • at one point he catches a disease and the cure is the sap of a certain tree type
  • on his quest of finding it, he bumps into Hunger Games!Yoongi
  • he’s a bit on the aggressive side
  • he shoots an arrow to the heel of Jimin’s foot, making him fall
  • and on top of that, he basically attacks Jimin with bare hands
  • Jimin tries to fight back but I mean he’s sick so it’s hard
  • Yoongi’s moves start to get weaker and he turns extremely pale
  • he ends up coughing blood and collapsing on top of Jimin
  • Jimin wonders what got into him and checks his pulse
  • to his horror, he feels nothing
  • more great news; he hears the cannon go boom
  • he starts screaming, voice strained and kicks Yoongi’s body off of him
  • he drags his hurt self away from there until he rolls under a large, thick, bushy area
  • the poor thing has to rip off an arrow from his leg, traumatized and muffling his cries
  • but no worries!! he receives a sponsor gift with 1) bandages and disinfection spray 2) a note that says ”look into his backbag”
  • Jimin listens to his surroundings for a moment so that he’s sure no one is around
  • he rushes for Yoongi’s backbag and finds….. fish?
  • after staring at it for a while, he puts two and two together
  • the fish are probably poisonous, having caused Yoongi’s death
  • good that he notes that since his food storage included that same fish kind!!
  • anyways Jimin has to throw his lunch away and he’s about to leave until he hears a shout nearby

  • Hey guys, see what we got here!!”

  • Jimin sprints for his life back to the bushy area
  • he keeps his hands in front of his mouth and tries not to move or hyperventilate when steps are nearing him

  • Jin: ”What is it, Namjoon?”

  • Namjoon: ”There’s blood marks everywhere – someone must be here.”

  • Jin: ”Yeah, they smell fresh.”

  • Namjoon: ”Let’s search the place.”

  • you can see the panic grow on Jimin’s face every moment when the only things he hears are his heartbeat and someone’s steps getting even closer to him

  • ??: ”Hey dumb dumbs, there’s a corpse here.”

  • Namjoon: ”Another one died?”

  • Jin: ”Did he just call us dum–”

  • ??: ”Looks like he ate poisoned fish.”

  • Namjoon: ”So this is who the cannon was about just now…”

  • Jin: ”Makes me nauseous to look at the bodies every time.”

  • Namjoon: ”Oh come on, you’ve only killed like two.”

  • Jin: ”Well excuse me but I’m not enjoying my time here.”

  • Namjoon: ”You were raised wrong. It’s an honor to be of entertainment for Capitol.”

  • Jin: ”You know, for someone so smart you can be particularly idiotic when–”

  • ??: ”Quit it out, you’ll get your time to fight each other.”

  • Namjoon: ”He’s right, we should be looking for food.”

  • ??: ”You two go ahead, I’ll just search this guy to see if he has anything valuable.”

  • Jin and Namjoon disappear into the woods, fighting
  • Jimin lets out a shaky breath before he has to actually stop breathing because the third person is nearing him
  • Jimin goes into panic mode as the person starts walking faster
  • when he gets real close, Jimin jumps out of the bush and makes a run for it
  • the person gets a hold of his ankle, making him fall face-first
  • he can’t move as he’s turned on his back and someone’s sitting on top of him
  • there’s a hand pressed against his mouth so tightly that he can’t make any noise
  • Jimin freezes in his spot because he realizes he’s staring straight into Jungkook’s eyes
  • Jungkook presses one finger against his lips to make sure Jimin stays quiet before taking his hand off his mouth
  • after a couple of silent seconds Jungkook opens the conversation with ”You’ve gotten worse.”

  • Jimin: ”Oh my god you–”

  • Jungkook: ”You have a fever.”

  • Jimin: ”How can you be so casual about this?!”

  • Jungkook: ”Your face is pretty fucked up.”

  • Jimin: ”Jeon Jungkook I thought you were going to kill me!”

  • Jungkook: ”I don’t want to kill you.”

  • Jimin: ”……………Tha–”

  • Jungkook: ”I mean who would? My hands would smell like fish forever.”

  • Jimin: ”You little piece of–”

  • Jungkook: ”You look like you haven’t gotten anything to eat for a while.”

  • Jimin: ”Can you even let me finish my sente–”

  • Jungkook: ”I don’t have time for that. Listen, there’s a meadow to the west of here and there are a few eatable berrie bushes there. The purple ones. Don’t touch the orange ones, get it? I’ll make sure Namjoon and Jin won’t find it while you’re there.”

  • Jungkook disappears after the others and leaves behing a confused Jimin
  • he can’t really comprehend what had just happened
  • first of all, Jungkook didn’t kill him
  • second of all, he’s even helping Jimin
  • (even though he was being an ass doing it)
  • long story short Jimin gets himself some berries and sap and finds his way back into the water
  • his cave is pretty deep down and you can’t really see well there without a light
  • Jimin doesn’t have one so he kinda just trusts his eyes
  • when he’s diving for the cave entrance, the water current around his legs feels a little odd
  • he looks back and sees a dark figure after him
  • Jimin figures it’s the freaking scary huge fish again and he starts swimming forward as hard as he can
  • when he gets inside his cave, he finally breathes in air and pulls himself on land
  • he grabs his harpoon and swings is straight at the dark figure that had almost reached the surface
  • Jimin stays there, out of breath and eyes all red, clothes soaked wet
  • he wonders wether he’s brave enough to go back for the harpoon if he missed the shot
  • then he hears the sound of a cannon
  • (on that night two people are announced dead; Min Yoongi and Jung Hoseok)
  • Jimin realizes he killed someone with his own hands even though he’s been desperately trying not to hurt anyone for days
  • for the first 20 seconds he’s in a silent state, not feeling anything
  • Hoseok’s corpse breaks the surface and stays floating, a harpoon sticking out of his chest
  • that was the cue for Jimin to break down completely
  • he grabs his head and screams his lungs out, pulling on his hair and kicking his way against the cave’s wall to get as far away from the body he killed as he could
  • he keeps his suffering yelling going like there’s no tomorrow
  • after several hours (when his voice is gone) he’s shaking against the wall, hugging himself, blood under his nails after ripping off his skin from several places
  • long story short again there are three players left and an announcement rings through the arena

  • All players must move to the roof of the weapon center within the next hour. Disregarding this piece of advice can bring you death.”

  • Jimin is the first one on the roof, thanks to his great swimming skills
  • he’s laying flat against the surface to make sure no archers can get him
  • he’s holding tight onto his harpoon, pondering how painful it is to die
  • since he’s not sure if he can kill anyone on purpose
  • he hears yelling and peeks over the edge
  • on an island a little farter away, two figures pop from between the trees
  • Jungkook and Jin run for the water, side by side
  • Jin suddenly grabs Jungkook’s leg and pushes him to the ground
  • Jimin holds his breath in horror, not sure if he wants to see what happens next
  • Jungkook struggles against Jin’s grasp as the older male is trying to strike a machete to his neck
  • Jungkook succeeds in kicking him away so hard that he flies and rolls several feets further from him
  • before Jimin even has the time to blink, Jungkook pulls an arrow from his back and shoots it straight into Jin’s skull
  • Jimin feels his head getting lighter and he starts feeling colder
  • Jin drops on his knees and falls to the ground, a cannon firing right behind
  • Jimin tries to catch his breath and coughs, hitting his chest
  • he thought Jungkook is the type to spare the lives of his allies
  • the same way he saved the life of Jimin
  • doesn’t this mean Jungkook can just ruthlessly kill Jimin, too?
  • Jimin thinks he should probably run somewhere but his legs won’t move
  • besides, the hour is almost up
  • he can only stare in horror as Jungkook’s head appears from behind the edge as the boy pulls himself up
  • Jimin covers his face with his arms and shuts his eyes
  • he desperately repeats ”Please don’t!” over and over again, like a mantra
  • he flinches as Jungkook grabs his wrists and pulls his ands away, wiping a tear from his cheek

  • Jungkook: ”Shh. I’m not gonna kill you. They’ve let two win before. They’ll do it now, too.”

  • Jimin slowly opens his eyes and looks at Jungkook in silence for a long time
  • the ground starts shaking and islands disappear out of sight
  • the water’s surface rises and the lake is all there is, not including the weapon center

  • Here ye, our dearest players! It is time for your final kill. Only this person separates you from being the survivor. To speed up the process, let it be known that the water surrounding you is filled with different sorts of beastly animals waiting for a tasty meal. May the odds be ever in your favour!”

  • Jimin: ”We… J-….. w-we can’t get food.”

  • Jungkook: Calm down, Jimin.”

  • Jimin: ”We can’t get food we’re going to die you’re going to kill me I’m going to die–!!!”

  • Jungkook: ”Shut up, will you?! I’m trying to figure this out.”

  • they spend over 24 hours on the roof, sharing stories of their lives on district 4
  • Jimin talks to himself every now and then to grasp the situation
  • Jungkook has sitten still for nearly the whole time with his head between his hands, thinking of what to do
  • Jungkook had to constantly keep convincing Jimin that he’s not goig to kill him
  • in the end, Jimin was being so annoying that Jungkook actually threw all his arrows and weapons in the water
  • there was a humongous fin that breached the surface when his weapons hit the spot
  • you bet that made Jimin freak out even more
  • the sun’s burning high and Jimin gets up for a while, walking in circles
  • he goes close to the edge and looks down into the water

  • Hey, Jungkook. Do you think that water it thinkable…. th…. drink… drinkabl…”

  • he’s badly dehydrated and got his tongue all tied up
  • his head starts spinning in circles and his sight becomes foggy
  • he loses his balance and falls forward
  • Jungkook surges for Jimin and grabs his wrist at the last moment
  • Jimin got back into his senses and yelped out of fear, looking at the dark, moving water below him

  • Jimin: ”Oh Jesus fucking Christ I don’t want to die thank God you caught me!!!”

  • Jungkook: ”…”

  • Jimin: ”Holy shit that was close oh my God.”

  • Jungkook: ”…”

  • Jimin: ”You can pull me up now Jungkook.”

  • Jungkook: ”…”

  • Jimin: ”…Jungkook?”

  • Jimin lift his head and looks at his district buddy
  • Jungkook was staring at him with a face that was unreadable
  • Jimin’s small smile of relief disappears as he calls for Jungkook’s name one last time
  • before Jungkook lets go
  • he stays to watch as Jimin hits the water but he didn’t want to see any further
  • he turns around and buries his head in his hands
  • he doesn’t have the courage to move even after hearing the cannon shot