the fangirl empire

  • me: i have nothing to read
  • me: *has 20 unread books on bookshelf*
Today in the library
  • Me: There is just this row of Sarah J Maas books on my shelf and they look beautiful.
  • Girl: Me too
  • Me: *Turns around* You read Throne of Glass
  • Girl: Yes, Feysand and Rowaelin for life
  • You have obtained a fangirl friend
  • Friend: I cried like three times to Empire of Storms
  • Me: I cried once
  • Friend: Only once?!
  • Me: I started at the prologue and never stopped
Aelin At Some Point To Aedion Probably

Aelin : Do you ever just want to eat a pound of chocolate? Like, you would kill for some?

Me Every Night
  • Me: *stroking covers*
  • Me: Goodnight Throne of Glass
  • Me: And Crown of Midnight
  • Me: And Heir of Fire
  • Me: Queen of Shadows
  • Me: Empire of Storms
  • Me: A Court of Thorns and Roses
  • Me: Not to forget A Court of Mist and Fury
  • Me: *dramatically looks at the sky*
  • Me: And A Court of Wing and Ruin
  • Books: *Silence*
  • Fangirls before ToG: you can't ship more than one person together! That's like, illegal.
  • Fangirls after Throne of Glass: okay so I ship them with them and them and also with them and basically everyone can be shipped together. Is that a squirrel? I ship it with the main character.
Throne Of Glass Characters As Linkin Park Songs

Aelin Ashryer Galathynius: Battle Symphony.

Dorian Havilliard: Numb.

Chaol Westfall: Heavy.

Nehemia Ytger: Castle Of Glass.

Aedion Ashryer: Final Masquerade.

Lysandra: Untill It’s Gone.

Rowan Whitethorn: Sorry For Now.

Sam Cortland: Leave Out All The Rest.

Manon Blackbeak: Breaking The Habit.

Elide Lochan: Sharp Edges.

Kaltain Rompier: Nobody Can Save Me.

So guys...

Today I went to Half Price Books and was looking for a copy of TFIOS (because, even though I’ve already read it, I somehow misplaced my original copy and needed another) when I heard someone in the next isle over mention S. J. Maas.

Now, in case you haven’t seen any of my previous posts, memes, or reblogs, I’m gonna let you know right now that S. J. is my actual savior. For real. The woman is a gift from God.

So anyhow, I decided that if the person in the isle next to me liked S. J, we could talk about her books or the crap ending to EoS or something.

As I rounded the corner, I saw that the people in the isle over were a grandmother and her grandson, and before her on the floor, the grandmother had placed down none other than the wonderful, breathtaking, awe-inspiring series of TMI.

Now, I’m not usually one to intrude, but I simply had to know what this woman wanted with a legendary series such as TMI. So, the first thing I ask her is: “Have you read this series before?” 

I didn’t really expect her to answer, or, for that matter, take interest in a relatively young, hopeless booknerd such as myself, but she turned right on around and replied, that, yes she had read the series before.

Turns out, this grandmother was collecting the new edition of the TMI series and had not only read TMI, but TDA and TID as well.

I mentioned to her how much I loved TID, and that I thought it was underrated and needed more recognition. The very first thing this lady says in reply is, “Will Herondale.”

Naturally, I was surprised, but after a swift recovery, I responded with: “GURL, don’t even get me started.”


So anyhow, that’s the story of how I fangirled about Will Herondale, Blackstairs, and The Mortal Instruments with somebody else’s grandmother at my local Half Price Books for the good part of an hour.

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“…in a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea. - Plato, 360 B.C.” - Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Fangirl Challenge: [6/7] animated movies

At Some Some Point Probably.

Aedion: *Is running through the woods screaming*

Gavriel: *Is chasing him* LET ME LOVE YOU!

Aedion: No!

Gavriel: LET'S​ GET ICE CREAM AND GO TO A CARNIVAL!

Aedion: NO!

Gavriel: YOU NEED A HUG! *Tackle’s Aedion to the ground*

Aedion: Get off me!

Gavriel​: *hugs him instead*

Aedion: (-_-)

Gavriel: O:-)

What’s your favourite Sarah J. Maas quote?

“Libraries were full of ideas–perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons.”

Tua: *infuriated about ruined Empire Day*

Inquisitor: Why is this tiny woman screaming at me

Kallus: OMG I LUV THE EMPIRE 2

Tua: THOSE FKING REBELS AMIRITE?

Inquisitor: *literally can’t even right now*