A short story about a Pureblood boy who falls in love with a Muggleborn girl, then throws over family traditions to woo the witch of his dreams. Sounds familiar, yes? Thow in some oblivious best friends and the possibility of a fainting goat, and we’re bound for happily ever after, right?
Omfg I was on my way to my sisters and my neighbors down the road have a ton of goats and they were all in their pasture right by the road so I decided to honk at them AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THEY WERE FAINTING GOATS AND THEY ALL FELL OVER! I honestly thought it killed them all.