the fabulous miracles

If the Sternritters received an anonymous Valentine’s Day card...


As requested by anon. :)


It’s Valentine’s Day! And the following Sternritter have received a really gushy love note…which was sent anonymously. How will they react?


1. PePe

PePe: This absolutely OUTRAGEOUS

PePe: Only one Valentine’s Card??

PePe: A guy like me should receive HUNDREDS

PePe: …especially since I sent out that many.


2. As Nodt

As Nodt: …

As Nodt: For only the second time in my life, the loneliness has been temporarily…lifted.

As Nodt: I will carry this card with me forever.

[the wind immediately snatches it out of his hands and the card goes tumbling away]

As Nodt: OH COME ON


3. BG9

BG9: I do not accept that this letter is anonymous.

BG9: I will use my data collection skills to figure out who sent it!!!!

BG9: Now…who can I torture?

Omaeda: …not sure you really understand this holiday, dude.


4. Bazz-B

Bazz-B: FUCK YEAH A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

Bazz-B: What a second! This card has a ROOSTER on it!

Bazz-B: And it’s addressed to “Rooster Dude”!!

Bazz-B: I KNOW YOU SENT THIS, ABARAI

Renji: …busted.


5. Bambietta

Bambietta: What’s this? Some LOSER sent me a Valentine’s Day card?

Bambietta: Ha! What love-sick puppy thought himself worthy to send me a card!

[Bambietta opens the card, which features her dead body with hearts around it]

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: GISELLE!!!


6. Giselle

Giselle: This card isn’t even written in blood.

Giselle: Can’t help but think this person didn’t even really try.

Bambietta: WAIT IS MY CARD WRITTEN IN *BLOOD*?!?


7. Gerard

Gerard: What a miraculous coincidence this is! Receiving a Valentine’s Day card on this, Valentine’s Day!

Ishida: That isn’t so much a coincidence as it is…not a coincidence.

Gerard: Such a fabulous miracle!

Ishida: WOULD YOU STOP THAT


8. Ishida

Ishida: …

Ishida: …

Ishida (reading): “Anonymously yours, Ichigo”

Ishida: …

Ishida: HOW IS HE THE HERO


9. Askin

Askin: I mean…I could try to figure out who sent this.

Askin: Analyze the handwriting…look at word choice…apply psychology or whatever.

Askin: But that sure sounds like a lot of work.


10. Cang Du

Cang Du: Cards of a romantic nature are intended to reveal romantic feelings.

Cang Du: Sending such a card anonymously is…pointless.

Cang Du: Why would someone do this?

Hitsugaya: Maybe to be nice?

Cang Du: I just don’t understand.


11. Yhwach

Yhwach: I can’t help but feel that “fuck you” is not an appropriate Valentine’s Day message.


12. Candice

Candice: This card is so sappy and pleading!

Candice: Yeah…I still got it.


13. Meninas

Meninas: A card, huh? I guess I’ll put it with the others!

Candice: The others? How many cards have you gotten??

Meninas: Um….about 47, so far.

Candice: WAIT WHAT


14. Lille

Lille: I am the ultimate Quincy, the envoy of god. To think that I can be won over by a Peanuts Valentine’s Day card? Ridiculous.

Lille: I will be extra hateful, just to show them.

Kyoraku: …dude.

Lille: What?


15. Gremmy

Gremmy: What’s this? A Valentine’s Day card the size of a building, huh?

Gremmy: Guess somebody loves me a lot!

Kenpachi: Did you make that yourself?

Gremmy: What? No! Somebody made this FOR me who loves me!

Kenpachi: Kinda looks like something you’d make.

Gremmy: ‘Cause my secret admirer knows what I like!

Kenpachi: The text is glowing and moving. Pretty sure that’s impossible without your powers.

Gremmy: N-no it’s not! SOMEBODY JUST LOVES ME

Kenpachi: …

Kenpachi: Now it’s kind of awkward.

Gremmy: WOULD YOU JUST GO ALREADY

In The Kitchen At Parties

Thanks to everyone for their likes, reblogs and lovely comments on my previous ramblings; Ramblings

Here’s a gorgeous bunch of people that willingly volunteered for ficcy bombardment; i-dream-of-emus @myfinnnelsonpls ililypop mirandasmadeofstone kneekeyta tinakegg @dontneedamoralcompass annemarieted voodoomarie happyfrasers stinemarine ducky17 & mmfdfanfic As usual you can back out any time.   

Thanks to my fabulous Beta extraordinare nemo-miracle-grow for all your ficcy help.  And for being a total babe.

I know everyone is psyched out over S3 at the moment, but this little ficlet is based right back in S1. The idea came from the brilliant song by Jona Lewie; http://bitchy-broken.tumblr.com/post/117324603994/so-i-was-listening-to-this-song-earlier-and-it

Trigger Warning - Some unwanted touching.

In The Kitchen At Parties

The morning following the Oasis gig at Knebworth was quite possibly one of the most miserable days ever for Rae.  She arrived at the chippy to meet the gang knowing the lads would be discussing what an amazing night they had. And what did she do?  She sat in Chloe’s pink bedroom by herself feeling alone and defeated.

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Superfabulous YA Lit Meme → Nine Quotes [1/9]

“I don’t want to be a man,” said Jace. “I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”
“Well,” said Luke, “you’re doing a fantastic job.”

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On this day in music history: February 28, 1963 - “The Fabulous Miracles”, the fifth album by The Miracles is released. Produced by William “Smokey” Robinson and Berry Gordy, Jr., it is recorded at Motown Studio A in Detroit, MI from Mid - Late 1962. The album will yield some of the group’s most popular early material including “A Love She Can Count On”, “I’ve Been Good To You”, and the classic “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me”. The album’s cover art will be one of only three Miracles albums to feature guitarist Marv Tarplin in the line up. Group member Warren “Pete” Moore is not in the picture since he is serving in the army at the time it is taken. “The Fabulous Miracles” will peak at number one hundred eighteen on the Billboard Top 200.

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On this day in music history: February 28, 1963 - “The Fabulous Miracles”, the fifth album by The Miracles is released. Produced by William “Smokey” Robinson and Berry Gordy, Jr., it is recorded at Motown Studio A in Detroit, MI from Mid - Late 1962. The album will yield some of the group’s most popular early material including “A Love She Can Count On”, “I’ve Been Good To You”, and the classic “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me”. The album’s cover art will be one of only three Miracles albums to feature guitarist Marv Tarplin. Group member Warren “Pete” Moore is not in the picture since he is serving in the army at the time it is taken. “The Fabulous Miracles” will peak at #118 on the Billboard Top 200.