the fabulous life of christina

one time i was on tumblr and i heard a bunch of people randomly come into my house so i came out of my room to see what was going on and it was the fire department asking me if my mom was home and i was like “what’s going on” and apparently my dad was trimming the trees in our backyard on top of a ladder, fell backwards, broke his ribs, and was lying on the ground unconscious for quite some time and I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I WAS BEING A LAZY TEENAGER AND LOCKED MYSELF IN MY ROOM

man i just really want to have a disney movie marathon with someone who will be as emotional as me and cry during every movie and i want to cuddle and eat cake and fries and have milkshakes and have no responsibilities and have time just stop so i can be with someone and watch disney movies. is that too much to ask?

  • Me: So I watched the episode of Supernatural where Bobby's in a comma last night.
  • Mom: What else happened in that one again?
  • Me: Bobby died...
  • Mom: Oh right. Yeah, he comes back.
  • Me: OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHO SELLS THEIR SOUL THIS TIME? WHICH ANGEL IS IT NOW?? DID CROWLEY DO IT?! DEAR GOD SOMEONE JUST NEED TO FOR REAL DIE IN THIS SHOW ALREADY

I am so stressed and it’s all my fault. We’ve had over 2 months to finish all of our summer assignments and I’ve barely even started on mine. I’m going to have to work every single day until school starts in order to get everything finished. This all seems fine in theory but whenever I actually try to do it I just can’t like I get so distracted and bored and tired. I had a whole plan that by today I would be done with everything for one of my classes and I haven’t done anything this week. I literally hate myself so much