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But I Made Cookies

Hey yall so this is kinda a little blurb thing and its my first harry fic and i was imagining younger harry when i wrote this so just picture him how he looked in back when he wore the headbands cause that was great so ya 

Warnings: none except terrible character development and awful writing 

“Harry!” (y/n) called, opening the front door to her apartment, “Harry!”

Harry had just gotten back from his tour a couple weeks ago, and although (y/n) still had to go to work, every day when she came home he had been sitting on the couch, bored out of his mind, just waiting for her to return.

“Babe,” she heard him call back from her bedroom.

“Harry, love, what are you doing?” she asked, walking towards her room.

“Um, I’m, uhh” he responded slowly as she laid eyes on him. He was laying on the bed, staring awkwardly back at her, covered in a white powder.

“Baby, what’s all over you?” (y/n) asked, a little afraid of the answer.

“It’s flour. I tried to bake you cookies and now it’s all over but i made cookies!” He said with a cute little grin on his face. (y/n) couldn’t help but smile at Harry. He was always getting into trouble like a little kid, instead of the adult he was, and though it could sometimes get annoying, she loved him for it.

“It’s getting all over my bed lovey” (y/n) said, trying (and failing) to be at least a little upset with him.

“But i made cookies!!!!” he said with a pouty smile, grabbing her and pulling her onto the bed with him.

“Bubs your getting flour on me too!” (y/n) said, half-heartedly pushing him off.

“I don’t care…We could take a shower?!?!?” he joked.

“Fine.” (y/n) giggled.

“Really?.. I mean.. Ok ok ok ya ya ok umm”  Harry said running out of the room to grab a towel.

“What has gotten into you?” (y/n) laughed at his bubbly mood.

“Nothing… OH SHIT THE COOKIES!!!” He exclaimed and darted towards the kitchen.

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🎶🌟THE BANDS ALL HERE!!!🌟🎶

cole sprouse really out here serving LOOKS 

first we got the young james potter 

next is pride and predjudice lookin headass 

lastly we got the beauty and the beast “no one gets those beauts like gaston” look

damn younger me was rooting for the wrong sprouse 

omg something wild just happened. okay so i was just sitting on the couch minding my own business, my sister was sitting on the other one, listening to music through her earphones. then suddenly i hear her go “shimmy shimmy ko ko bop, i think i like it” like just whisper-singing along you know

so i just look at her like

siNcE wHEn dO YOu LiSTeN tO EXO

and then she notices me looking and she goes like

“the fuck do you want”

so i just ask her “what are you listening?”

and wanna know what she said? i kid you not, she legit said

“one of those russian bands you like so much”

………

russian

RUSSIAN

where did i go wrong fml

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YES, this, is for today’s prompt “Confession” and I’m absolutely NOT ASHAMED OF IT 8DD

I was kinda sad when I realized the crossover prompt didn’t win the poll so last week I was like “WELL SHIT I’M DOING A CROSS OVER ANYWAY” and litteraly made this one before all the other prompts

Lapidot reminds me a lot of other ships I love but the most similar is Alphyne but Lapidot is still my big fav tho so I felt the need to make this because it thought this was fun and because this is one of my favorite parts of Undertale and because I’m a huge trash

I mean come on you got  the small blonde nerd having a huge crush and a cool, blue and strong one. The small one takes their blue gf in their fandom, they look at each other with the weirdest and cutest faces…Also you got a child, who help them making it work

I…just love these dorks <3

Btw I first didn’t know who would replace MTT but Sardonyx seems to be a good choice. I’m just currently laughing at what I’ve done lmao

ALSO BONUS !!!

i think peridot is a little too tall in this one

i’m so not sorry for all this

(boop @lapidot-anniversary-week and @luclipse85)


(By the way I actually made another cross over, made before the poll results. I’ll post it tomorrow with the selfies :^) )

THOUGHTS ON THE NEW CHAPTER AAAHHHH

PRECIOUS SUNSHINE BABY YOU BEAUTIFUL TINY SWEETHEART

i love how it gets acknowledged that even sometimes the best heroes can’t always save everyone. not because they didn’t try, but just because it happens sometimes, and it just can’t be helped

AAAAHHHH I’M SO GLAD THEY INCLUDED THIS!!! I’VE SEEN “MANLY” STUFF REFERENCED IN SO MANY SHONEN SERIES BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN IT REFERENCED TO BOTH GENDERS BEFORE AAAHHHHHHHHH

is this a one piece reference

awwwww he’s apologizing for not acting faster

AAWWWW MINA

SHE’S KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM DURING THE EXAM AND SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIM AAAHHHHHHH THAT’S SO SWEET

lmao i was right about the hair. it’s so sweet tho that he dyed his hair in honor of his favorite hero, an even stylized it after the Crimson Riot

ALSO. “HORN BUDDIES” THAT’S SO CUTE

MINA ENCOURAGES KIRISHIMA AAAAAAAWWWWWWW SHE NOTICED HE’S STILL BEATING HIMSELF UP AND TRIED TO CHEER HIM UP A LITTLE AAWWWWW

FATGUM IS BEATING UP THE VILLAIN IN HONOR OF RED RIOT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE FATGUM SO MUCH

ANYWAY GOOD CHAPTER GOOD CHAPTER GREAT CHAPTER I LOVED IT A LOT 100000/10 KIRI AND MINA ARE SUCH GOOD CHILDREN, WHAT GOOD KIDS I LOVE THEM, THEY’RE GOOD KIDS VERY GOOD AND SWEET AND WONDERFUL KIDS AND I LOVE THEM A LOT AND AAAAAAHHHHHH

I LOVE MY CHILDREN

AND FATGUM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

the signs when HIGH

(just silly stuff, mostly based off of people i know lol)

(also  guess who’s high right now lol)

aries: the DJ, the one sitting near the speaker with their eyes closed,swaying, looking like the music is literally IN their SOUL. plays the weird stuff that always seems to work

taurus: the one who doesn’t even seem high, sits there basically acting the same except there will be a few little actions they do that make it clear - touching their hair a lot, laughing a little more. probably the one getting snacks

gemini: the active one, lots of nervous talking, looking around, can’t seem to stop rubbing their hands or knees, can’t. stop. moving!!

cancer: the ~~out of their shell~~ one, oh boy do the crabs come out when they r high, suddenly joking, really funny and weird, lots of really, really weird comments like “wtf i didnt know they were like this,” also probably gets HELLA munchies 

leo: the hook up, gets the weed, rolls the joint (or whatever), they are the PROVIDER, makes sure everyone is taken care of, generally talks and laughs more, super friendly when high!

virgo: the sleepy one, will straight up pass out on the couch. like they’re the ones who smoke, eat some cereal, and then just go to sleep while everyone else is still fucking around, honestly they’re the stereotypical “tired” “stoned” stoner

libra: the helpful one, when they r high its kinda like taurus, its not super easy to tell, but libras r way more willing to help out when high, they’ll grab u a snack, some water, down to talk to anyone, da real MVP

scorpio: the deep! philosophical talks! one: tbh they’re fucking socrates when high, has really philosophical talks with people but if anyone else heard it they would just sound hella dumb LOL, will probably be the one up till 3am

sagittarius: the one who always fucking runs outside, is just like “guys lets go outside!” or to the park! or to in n out!!, just wants to fucking move around, not a lot of talking tho, mostly laughing and singing

capricorn: the one sitting in the corner just chilling, just doesn’t really get hyperactive when high but just relaxing to be around, also willing to take care of people if they don’t pass out first like virgo lol

aquarius: the where they fuck did they go? one, randomly decides to go on a walk and everyone’s like uhh is aquarius ok? and they come back an hour later looking chill, will occasionally join in to scorpio’s ~~deep talk~~ but doesn’t talk as much

pisces: the quiet smiley one, so fun to be with, will just quietly stare at everyone smiling, laugh every now and then, they always have a go to when they get munchies OR they make hella weird food combos, no in between. the EMBODIMENT of CONTENT

My AU’s reputation is off track :/

now these never bothered some people but it still bothered others, and the talk about this AU behind my back isn’t what I wanted it to be known for, stuff like:

  • these toon characters look weird in anime style:

it’s a style I tryed out when I first made this whole blog, and personally, I do agree on that matter, I preffer them with more cartoony looks

so I totally understand, that is someting I’m fixing with every new pannel; everything will be less anime with time I assure you (if you can’t already tell)

not major changes tho, just more rubberhose like limbs, the faces stay kind of the same

  • this whole AU is one big shipping/yaoi feast:

I still don’t get why my AU is known for that! people like to ship these characers but I assure you theres nothing of the sort,

 the only thing like that is how Felix has a thing for Oswald, I guess..

I’m not gonna be an asshole who’ll stop anyone from shipping or drawing ship fanarts or roleplaying for this AU, but like I said before, it ain’t canon!

I hope less people think of my AU as an excuse to ship characters, it’s really getting a bad reputation for that

it’s just an adventure story !

and please don’t spread roumors behind my back! if anyone has a thing they don’t like, I would love if they say it to my face;

I’m never a crybaby when it comes to criticism


(sorry for any gramatical errors, I really needed to get this of my chest)

Voltron Headcanons: RuPaul's Drag Race

- Lance is most into it. He regularly tries to get everyone into it.

- Lance’s favorite queen is Valentina, red m&ms be damned.

- Lance’s attempt to get Keith into it was a failure.

- Or so he thought.

- Keith actually loves it. His favorite queens are Aja and Adore Delano.

- Shiro’s favorite aspects of the show are the lip syncs. His favorite is Pearl vs Miss Fame.

- “Shiro, that’s a terrible lip sync.” ~ Lance

- No one knows why he likes it (not even him).

- Hunk LOVES Stacy Layne Matthews. He won’t stop saying “henny” now because of her.

- Pidge ironically pretends to like queens like Magnolia Crawford.

- She’s also most likely to shout “Katya was robbed!!!1!” at any given moment.

- Allura doesn’t really get this form of earthling entertainment. Lance had to constantly remind her that Michelle is a judge and not a contestant at first.

- “But she looks just like a ‘drag queen’.”

- Coran loves Alyssa Edwards. He can’t tongue pop tho.

- In fact the only ones who can are Lance and, surprisingly enough, Shiro.

BONUS:
- Zarkon is a fan of Tyra Sanchez and Venus D-Lite.

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I looked for my sketchbook to show you guys my first ever doodle with them! And just a little bit! Garrett back then wore mohawks all the time and dark brown contacts, while Dario had a much more sensible hairstyle (which I still really like?? I might look into working my way back to it) but he was also much lighter in colors. Kathy had an undercut??? This child. But Cable stayed pretty much the same! In personality tho, Dario and Garrett had kind of switched! Dario was the flirty one, while Garrett was just a very withdrawn kid who was also really shy (he still is, but only in the beginning of his arc). 

quick doodles of an aquamarine redesign! I actually like this characte a lot more than when I first saw her,,, Her canon design works a lot better in motion than in the screencaps. Still tho, i wanted to play with her design a bit.

I made her a little more insect like bc her hairpiece looked like antennas to me at first? n i thought itd b a good way to give her some individuality wrt her wings (tho i kno the ones i chose arent particularly choice for animating and ofc didnt expect the crew to do smthn like them). I also just rly liek the idea of homeworld gems being less? human? ig

Y’know the whole Szechuan sauce thing kinda got me thinking: Rick is more than capable of finding a timeline where the sauce is still available, and he’s also very much capable of making it himself.

So, why does he act like the only place he could get it is in his own mind? And not even inside his memories, but inside a totally fabricated version of his past (since they never left the Shoney’s).

I don’t think Rick actually cares about the sauce. I think he cares more about the nostalgia of it rather than the actual taste. As someone who talks big about the “harsh truths of reality”, Rick is probably not one for honest introspection, and would be pretty selective when it comes to looking back at his own past.

He cares more about the idealized version of his past rather than real thing. The Szechuan sauce was probably just okay, and he can probably just go to a universe where it’s always 1998 and grab some, but that’s not what he’s looking for. What Rick craved was the emotions he felt when he first tried it.

it could also just be justin roiland riffing on whatever popped into his head tho

my opinion on twenty one pilots 

  1. amelia earhart - first woman to fly across the atlantic ocean solo, i mean if that’s not badass what is 
  2. charles lindbergh - apparently his nicknames were slim, lucky lindy, and the lone eagle i guess that’s cool 
  3. bessie coleman - first black woman and first native american woman to hold a pilot’s license, also badass, a cool gal 
  4. jacqueline cochran - apparently one of the most gifted racing pilots of her generations, that’s rad
  5. bob hoover - it doesn’t say much about him but he’s wearing a cool hat in his photo, i approve
  6. louis bleriot - this dude has a big mustache
  7. buzz aldrin - you know him, you love him, good ol’ buzz
  8. steve fossett - first person to fly non-stop around the world in a balloon, i commend him 
  9. chelsey sullenburger - a true icon of our generation
  10. jeane yeager - the first non-stop, non-refueled flight around the world in the rutan voyager aircraft apparently? that’s sweet
  11. glenn curtiss - apparently he started as a bicycle racer, and was like you know what, let’s try out planes. this dude has ambition and i can respect that 
  12. hanna reitsch - germany’s most famous test pilot and a nazi, not cool
  13. dick rutan - apparently flew the same flight with jeane yeager yet the plane was named after him, rude. don’t like him and his name seems made up
  14. harriet quimby - first woman to gain a pilot’s license in the us and again, has a cool hat. idk what it is but pilot’s sure do like their hats 
  15. antoine de saint-exupéry - a rich french dude, i know nothing else about him
  16. dogulas bader - idk but he’s smoking a pipe in photo tho so obvious he’s going for some kind of look 
  17. wiley post - first pilot to fly around the world, like one day he just decided to do it, i mean good job i guess but i would not do that 
  18. howard hughes - a business man and owner of hughes aircraft company? apparently he had a lot of money?
  19. richard e. byrd - no personal feelings on this guy from the 5 seconds i spend researching the topic 
  20. raymonde de loche - she seems cool i like her
  21. amy johnson - john travolta was before her in google but i’m not putting him on this list, she’s got the typical aviator glasses on in the photo and seems cool. i like her

and thus concludes my opinion on twenty one pilots

“Quit stealing my look, Steve!!!” - Bucky, just out of frame probably

another underpainting of Beardy!Steve that will never get finished. the first one is here.

Your first time with BTS - Hyung line

WARNING: SMUT

Jin:

It all started while you and him were making dinner. He put his arms around your waist and snuggled his head in the crock of your neck as you were chopping some veggies. He slowly traced few kisses below your ear, sending shivers down your spine. You suddenly turned around and pulled him into a deep kiss. ‘I…I think…ahhh I think I’m ready’ you said as you pulled away. He was staring at you for a moment before realizing what has actually happened. He didn’t expect you to say that, not in this situation. But he pulled you back into the kiss and lightly pushed you, so your back hit the table. He then picked you up and carried you into your shred bedroom. Before placing you on the bed, he looked you in the eyes one more time. ‘Are you sure? We don’t have to….’ ‘ No I want you, now’ you cut him off. He stared at you with a blank look on his face before smashing his lips into yours and gently placing you on the bed. He hovered over you, carefully not to crash you. From his lips he may ed to your jaw and then neck. He slowly removed you T-shirt, his hands softly touching your bare skin. He looked at you asking for a permission to remove your bra. You just nodded in a response. He’s hands gently helped it fall down your shoulders. ‘So beautiful’ was the last thing you could hear before Jin’s lips attacked your nipple. His lips were softly biting and sucking on it while his  hand played with your other one. He then moved down, leaving kisses down your torso. He unzipped your jeans and pulled down your legs, leaving you just in your laced panties. Even tho it was your first time being this exposed to someone, you didn’t fell embarrassed or uncomfortable. He was making you feel so safe, so loved. Then one more time he gives you a question look before sliding your panties off and tossing them on the floor. He removed his clothes as well, not breaking eye contact while doing it. His hand separated your closed legs. He lowered his head to your core. ‘So pretty’ he said before kissing your clit. The sudden pleasure made you gasp for air. He literally started making out with your pussy. His tongue experienced and soft. Right before your high he pulled away making you moan at the sudden loss of fraction. He kissed you passionately, letting you taste yourself. As your tongues were dancing together, he pushed his tip inside you. The surprising stretching was kinda painful, but not anything you couldn’t get used to. For the third time this evening he gave you the familiar look. You just nodded, giving him the sign that you’re okay. He pushed almost all the way into you. The pain and pleasure mixed together. You weren’t used to being filled like that. He started thrusting his hips slowly and deeply. After a second all the discomfort and pain went away, leaving you a morning mess under Jin. ‘Ahhhh please faster’ you whined. ‘No’ he gasped out. ‘I don’t want to fuck you, I want to make love to you’. He said before pinning your hands on both sides of your head and locking his fingers with yours. With just 2 more thrusts he made cum. Your back aching and toes curling. You’ve never experienced something like that. Something that good. Seconds after he released his load onto your stomach, collapsing on your chest. He kissed you passionately before cleaning you up and cuddling you till the rest of the night. 

Yoongi:

11 pm. American Horror Story on. All you and Yoongi wanted to do this evening was to chill. You were laying on Yoongis lap as a sex scene came on. ‘What is it like?’ you said out loud, even tho you didn’t mean to. ‘I can show you’ Yoongi jokingly responded. You automatically sat up straight. ‘Okay then’ you said leaving Yoongi in a total shock. ‘I wasn’t serious’ he said a bit annoyed. ‘But why tho? You don’t like me in THAT way?’ You asked worryingly. ‘What? No! I just….it’s just…’ you cut him off my kissing him. He didn’t waist any second before leaning into the kiss. He pulled you into his lap, your legs on both sides of him. He stared running his hands all over your body. As you moved and tried to get more comfortable, he moaned into the kiss because of the sudden fraction between you two. That gave you a dash of confidence. You started to remove his shirt. He didn’t stop you. Instead he flipped you over so that he’s hovering over you. His lips aggressively attacked your neck, leaving love bites behind. In one fast movement he got rid of your dress that was in his way. He quickly unclapped your bra, tossing it aside. He did the same to your panties. He sat up straight admiring your body. You felt quite embarrassed so you tried to cover up your body with your hands, but Yoongi was having none of it. ‘Ohhh no, don’t cover up princess. You’re beautiful, so beautiful’ he leaned in and laid a passionate kiss on your lips. Then he waisted no time in attaching your pussy with his TONGUE TECHNOLOGY. The experienced movements of his lips in sinc with his tongue made you see stars. You turned into a moaning mess. He was making you feel so good. As a loud moan left your lips, you could feel him smirk. He pulled away and kissed you letting you taste yourself. In one fast movement he took of the rest of his cloths. You eyes widened once you saw how big he was. Yoongi isn’t a big guy so you definitely didn’t experience him to have such a beast in his pants. ‘Take a picture, it’ll last longer’ he said smirking. Your cheeks turned bright red. He leaned in one more time, connecting your lips together. He pulled away being just inches away from your face. ‘It’s gonna hurt at first, but I promise it’s gonna be good after a second. If you feel to much pain just tell me to stop, okay?’ You just nodded your head. He slowly run his tip in between your folds making you gasp. He pushed in just a little before asking you if you’re okay. You said it’s fine and told him to continue. He pushed his length all the way in. The pain was unbearable, but you didn’t want to stop. A single tear rolled down your face. Once Yoongi noticed that he froze. ‘We can stop if it’s too much’ ‘No no, I just need to…..adjust. You’re bigger than I thought’ he smiled and kissed you softly waiting for you to let him move. Once you okayed him to move, he starting thrust into you at a really slow place. ‘Ahhhh you feel so good, so tight’ he mumbled into your neck. In one move he hit your g-spot. Soon all the pain was gone. You were left with pleasure taking over your body. He was hitting all the right spots over and over again, making you go crazy. ‘Please….harder’ you managed to say in between moans. You didn’t have to tell him twice. He picked up his place, leaving you breathless. Soon after you cumed around his cock. He followed your action right away. So there you were. Sweaty, tired, trying to catch your breath. You both didn’t say anything. You just laid on the couch cuddling and enjoying each other company. 

Hoseok:

It’s been around a year now, since you and him started dating. Things had never got sexual between you two. I must admit that Hobi had tried to make a move on you a couple of times now, but each time you’d say that you’re still not ready. He respected that and didn’t mind it at all. But one night when you and him were about to fall asleep, you cuddled to his side, his hand lazyli hanging from your side, you decided that it’s the right time. You sat up straight, leaving him confused. ‘Is everythng okay?’ he asked slowly sitting up too. You didn’t answer. You quickly connected your lpis together. He automatically responded, pulling you on top of him. His hands slowly getting to know your body as you started kissking his neck. Suddenly he flpped you over, hovering over you. He looked you deeply into eyes, before smashing your lips together one more time. He trailed his lips all the way down to your collar bones before pullng away. He took your shirt off, well….his shirt, which you had stolen from him. You weren’t wearing a bra, beacuse of the bed time. His eyes went dark in a matter of seconds. He slowly brought your breast into his mouth, sucking and nibbling lightly. He was working his magic on your nipples when you whishpered ‘Please, stop, i need you now’ you didn’t have to tell him twice. In a matter of a second your pijama shorts joined your t-shirt on the floor. Then he stripped himself off of his clothes. As he slowly hovered over you again you could feel his member rubbing on your thigh. He kssed you one more time before sliding his lenght all the way in. The pain was awful. He didn’t give you any time to adjust. He just started thrusting his hips, not hard or fast, but enough to be painful. ‘Focus on me’ he said before connecting your lips together. His kiss was sweet and full of passion. Soon after the pain went away leavng you begging him to go deeper. When he felt you’re getting closer, he started rubbing your clit with his thumb, sending you into heaven. You cummed without any warrning, and so did Hobi right after you. His body collapsed onto yours. The air was thick and filled with the smeall of sex. He rolled off of you, pulling you into his chest and kissing the top of your head. ‘Did i hurt you?’  ‘Just a little bit, but I’m fine now’ you sad smilng sweetly.


Namjoon:

It all started from a simple truth or dare game. Being the little coward you were, you were only picking truths. You knew that  your boyfriend had a really dirty mind, so you didn’t want to get yourself into anything sexual. ‘OHHHHHHHcomeeee onnnnn Y/N!!!!!! Pick a dare!!!’ he said after your next choice. ‘You don’t knooow howw to havvveee funnnn…’ Your aways mature boyfriend yealled like a little kid, when you said no. ‘Pwweeeaasssss just oonneeeee, forrr meeeeeee’ You were getting annoyed by his requests so you gave up. ‘Yaaaayyyyyyyy…. okay so what dare should i pick?’ You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into, so without him even saying anything you sat on his lap and pulled him into a kiss. He pulled you into it even closer, once your crotch lightly rubbed against his. He moaned into the kiss before flipping you over. He’s hands were all over you. He started undressing you. You did the same to him. Namjoon didn’t know you’re a virgin and right then you didn’t feel like tellng him. Once both of you were naked he’s lips found their way into your dripping core. He didn’t waste no time in getting into his job. He’s lips were slowly sucking on your sensitive nerves making a wave of plesure run through your body. Once he felt your legs shaking he pulled away. He’s lips once again connected with yours. He rubbed his tip along your wet folds making you gasp. ‘May I?’ he asked with that stupid smirk accros his face. You just nodded your head. He’s member went deep inside of you. Surprisingly you didn’t feel any pain, just plesure. He’s hips started going deeper and harder once he found his rythem. ‘Ahhhh God you’re so tight, so good’ He whinned into your neck. Feeling a hot knot forming in the pit of your stomach, you tried to warn him that you’re about to cum, but he alrewady knew that and picked up his speed, leaving you breathless underneth him. As both of you tried to catch your breath he spoke ‘Well, my dare for you was to make me a sandwitch…’ you didn’t say anyhing. You had never thought that he could come up with something that easy and stupid. ‘Ohhh and why didn’t you tell me that you’re a virgin? I’d be wayy more geantle with you’ ‘Ohhh just shut up and don’t ruin the moment’ you punched his chest lightly before cuddling into his side.

 (i don’t own the gifs)

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT