the exposition song

 arrrgh I have a piece of classical music stuck in my head and I can’t remember its name.

It’s kind of triumphant? And it’s played sometimes at Christmas but not always, and it kind of sounds like Ode To Joy but its not, it has a choir though.  Oh!  And nostalgia critic (back when I watched) used the tune for his Casper exposition song. And I think KY Jelly used it in a commercial once.

alternative titles for heathers songs
  • beautiful: the ten minute exposition song
  • candy store: here's a list of things the heathers like
  • fight for me: oh no he's hot and deadly
  • freeze your brain: this is foreshadowing for suicide
  • big fun: white children drink and scream
  • dead girl walking: softcore porn! the musical
  • the me inside of me: everyone loves the dead one in red
  • blue: touch my dick
  • our love is god: this went from 1 to 100 real fuckin fast
  • prom or hell?: my punk bae kills people nbd
  • my dead gay son: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
  • seventeen: can you be normal for like two seconds
  • shine a light: tell EVERYONE E V E R Y T H I N G
  • lifeboat: aw h. mcnamara bbu
  • shine a light reprise: h. duke is the fucking worst
  • kindergarten boyfriend: aw this is really sweet-- OH MY GOD NO
  • yo girl: local ghosts narrate gun kid breaking in
  • meant to be yours: shockingly enough the kid who owns guns and shoots people for fun is FUCKING INSANE
  • dead girl walking reprise: blue chick is pissed
  • i am damaged: gun kid is still crazy but now with explosions
  • seventeen reprise: can we ALL be normal for like two seconds

terocena  asked:

Hey since it's been like 4 months since you've updated the soulmate tag would you please update? Pretty please?

yes we can!

A Tune Popped Into My Head by StarsHideYourFires (1/1 | 7,099 | PG13)

Based on that tumblr post about being in a musical and suddenly having to participate in a duet because your soulmate is singing even if you are nowhere near one another.

Some people have these full-on, over-the-top, Broadway-style musical numbers—fully choreographed original songs that have other participants and all that jazz. Scott and Allison have that kind of insane West Side Story love and as such, lots of songs. The first one is about that stupid pencil loaning moment and takes up half of their history class. Stiles ends up with a bunch of sidekick exposition songs in the epic love story of Scott and Allison. He knows his own soulmate is out there somewhere since he has songs running through his head often enough, just nothing as over the top as an original song about pencils.

Derek always knew he wouldn’t get a big show-stopping musical number with his soulmate. After how much love has jerked him around in his short life, he would rather pretend he doesn’t sometimes feel the compulsion to sing along to 80’s power ballads he hasn’t actively listened to since high school.

And then Derek goes home to Beacon Hills.

Locked Away From the World So Cruel by RougueShadowWolf (1/1 | 2,883 | NR)

All he’d wanted to do was protect his son, keep him safe and with him. All he wanted was to keep what was left of Claudia with him.

I can’t believe I forgot by mountain_ash (1/1 | 2,237 | PG13)

Based off a prompt involving soulmates, lacrosse fields, fuzzy memories, and identifying marks.

Somewhere Else, Someone Else by megxmas (13/13 | 19,578 | PG13)

They’re sitting in the car, and Stiles’ dad is poring over the scans, gesturing violently at the air. ‘I just don’t understand!’ he says. ‘There’s never been anything out of the ordinary on any of your tests, and yet you always have seizures! How come nothing ever comes up?’

Stiles shrugs, has heard his dad complain about this a dozen times before. Stiles is pretty sure that he and Derek are some kind of magical soulmates and this is the way the world has decided to connect them, but somehow, he doesn’t think that’ll fly as an explanation.

94%, Dude by eeyore9990 (1/1 | 1,479 | NC17)

The guy was really too young for the leather daddy aesthetic, but with the leather and the more-beard-than stubble and the eyebrows… Yeah, he was kinda working the hot grumpy leather daddy biker gang leader look.

And Stiles liked it.

***

For the prompt: Sterek soul mark fic wherein marks never match, they just line up perfectly to be a shape.

Always Yours by makingitwork (1/1 | 1,631 | NC17)

Stiles was always meant for Derek

And Derek was always meant for Stiles

Losing the Forest for the Trees by Starrie_Wolf (1/1 | 3,051 | PG13)

So not only was his soulmate six years older than him, but also probably a murderer. How was he supposed to tell his Dad?

Bonds of Blood, Bonds of Family, Bonds of Love by TyReed (9/10 | 41,391 | R)

After being beaten up by a door, werewolf Stiles Stilinksi finds himself bonded to Derek Hale, of the Hale Noble Bloodline. For a scrawny, wimpy, Tainted Bloodline werewolf, Stiles runs away, embarrassed and humiliated as he worries about bringing shame to the Hale Family, and even more shame to himself. Because the Nobles and Tainted just don’t mix, never have, never will.

Except, things aren’t exactly what they seem.

With the help of the (meddling) Hale family, his adoptive (meddling) human parents John and Claudia Stilinksi, and one very persistent Alpha Derek Hale, Stiles might come to see himself as more than just the blood that runs through his veins, and open his heart to find the happiness, friends, pack, and the family that he’d always wanted.