the evil dead tattoos

Everyone I know: “So, how has your first year of college gone?”

What happened: 

- I binge watched the entire Magic School Bus series twice

- I wrote 197 pages of fanfiction

- I got a tattoo

- I dropped my phone on some rocks and the screen cracked a little in the corner and I cried about it

- I got super into Star vs the Forces of Evil

- I watched The Dead Poet Society four times

- I made friends with a bird who I named Harold

- THE FUCKING GRAVITY FALLS “NOT WHAT HE SEEMS” EPISODE TORE MY HEART TO PIECES AND MADE ME SOB WHILE DRINKING ORANGE JUICE AT MIDNIGHT

- I helped some drunk guys out of a tree at 1 in the morning

- I danced in the road at 4 am one night while hanging up suicide prevention posters around campus

- Went to some museums and took dumb pictures of my friends

- I found a lot of geocaches

- I started hardcore shipping Ferbel (Ferb/Mabel)

- Also Corey/Liz from the Darkest Powers series (she’s DEAD though, it makes me so mad!)

- I got a job at the church on campus working with the children’s ministry director

- FREAKING GRAVITY FALLS MAN. I’M STILL NOT OVER IT. AHHHH.

What I say: “Fine, I had some pretty good classes.”