the elders price


is this elder price?

Why Christian Borle staring in so many musicals confuses me


Something Rotten: Since when was Emmet a narcissistic rock star?

Falsettos: Why is Willy Wonka making out with Elder Price?

Charlie and the Chocolate factory: Shakespeare makes candy now? That’s new.

what i say: im fine

what i mean: i’m happy that in the closing number of The Book Of Mormon they reference the fact that Connor McKinley overcame his internalized homophobia however I think it would’ve added a lot to the story and McKinley’s character if there was some sort of Turn It Off reprise in which we could see him going through this emotional change. It is literally established that this man has vivid, traumatic nightmares regarding his sexuality every night. It would’ve added a lot to the production to witness him change his worldview as he begins to doubt the existence of god and the legitimacy of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints. And lets talk about Kevin. Did Kevin’s arrival at the mission center influence Connor’s worldview? I mean obviously the nonsense that Kevin, Arnold, and Nabalungi started prompted Connor to question the legitimacy of what he’d been told his entire life. But he also tried to kiss Kevin after the general shot that guy. Like he just tried to kiss Kevin and it’s never acknowledged again. How big of a role did Kevin play in Connor’s emotional development? Why don’t we get to see it happen? Connor was in serious denial about his sexuality since 5th grade, is he okay? 

the Book of Mormon a summary:
  • Hello!: We will convert you with our aggressive politeness
  • Two by Two: Stereotypes and white people dancing + Uganda! Where is that?
  • You and Me (But Mostly Me): Self obsession, meet insecurity
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: Fuck you God + HOLY MOLEY I SAID IT LIKE 13 TIMES
  • Turn It Off: Let's all laugh at your horrible life problems + 50 shades of gay tap dancing
  • I Am Here For You: I kind of feel sorry for you
  • All-American Prophet: Bible story time + I'm basically god + I have maggots in my scrotum
  • Sal Tlay Ka Siti: Beautiful cinnamon roll too god for this world, too pure
  • Man Up: Let's combine all of act 1's songs for an amazing medley that will blow your fucking mind + i have maggots in my scrotum
  • Making Things Up Again: I am a giant fucking nerd who lies a lot
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: Jeffrey Dahmer is having gay sex with my dad + my boyfriend is blowing Hitler + Donuts are scary
  • I Believe: Who needs character development? Certainly not me
  • Baptize Me: Jesus would be proud of all the innuendos
  • I Am Africa: White people. White people everywhere.
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: We're all going to hell + I got the golden plates
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai Reprise: Why the fuck wasn't this on the album????
  • Tomorrow Is A Latter Day: Who needs the church when we can sin + I still have maggots in my scrotum