the dumb admin

More of Ouma speaking german and Kiibo trying to translate

Ouma: aLTER WAS IST DEIN PROBLEM?!

Kaede: dafuq did he just say-

Kiibo: uhm.. he called you old and asked Whats your problem?

Ouma: Halt die Klappe hässliches Stück Metall! Ich wette deine dumme Mutter ist sicher enttäuscht von so einem Ding wie dir…

Kiibo: wow fuck u.

Kaede: what did he say?

Ouma: Kaede halt dich raus.

Kaede: wha-

Kiibo: NOT NOW KAEDE HE’S INSULTING MY MOTHER

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There are probably more, but those are the biggest ones. Thanks for the ask! -Heinz

If you lie your pants will fly

In Denmark when someone is whispering or lying, we respond to it with a children’s rhyme: “Dem der hvisker lyver, så bukserne de flyver” (English: “Those who are whispering are lying, so much so that their pants are flying”). The accused will respond: “Det må de gerne, få det er moderne” (English: ”They [the pants] are allowed to do that, because that is modern/fashionable”).

S.Coups as your boyfriend

- he would love skinship

- such a tease

- one minute he’s fronting

- BUT THE NEXT HE’LL BE KISSING YOU ALL OVER YOUR FACE

- makes hella dumb jokes like Admin A

- would flood your phone with text messages and phone calls just to check up you

- makes you tell him “goodnight” before you sleep just to know that you are okay

- sends you ugly snapchats

- screenshots your cute selfies

- random facetime calls

- over-protective

- he’s the type to put his jacket over your bare legs when you guys go out to an event

- gives hella good hugs like damn

- Admin A & C

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Running his fingers through soft black hair, Kai looked up from his phone and smiled brightly. “We mostly hang out together. Kei likes to stay at home so while I play games, he reads or studies. We watch movies together as well… The only time he disappears into his room is when Kou is over.” A quiet groan could be heard from the boy resting against his lap and Kai chuckled, continued I to massage his friend’s scalp. “I hope this answers your question~”

@origami10, sorry these dumb admins had forgotten to turn on the asks!

sheenaisinparadise  asked:

This is a bit of a dumb question?? But like admins are supposed to write fic, yeah?

Admins here write fics with chapters, one-shots, scenarios, drabbles, answer asks, etc.

if you’re asking about what specifically we write, here’s an explanation best i can come up with

drabbles (shorter writing pieces, as short as you want)

scenarios (could possibly have a part two, usually longer than drabbles)

one-shots (don’t have second parts)

fics (multiple parts, howevery long you make them, usually longer than drabbles)

-tal

Today will be dedicated to someone who is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside. Our precios, loyal puppy who loves Inspirits more than anyone and is willing to sacrifice himself to make us happy. The person who carries so muhc in his heart - love, pain, loyality, longing, happiness, sadness - he is strong and brave enough to cry infront of us.
Today is his day on perving on Infinite.

-Admin L