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Live Blog TWP Ep. 7

This week’s episode was… so bad.  So, naturally, I wrote down all my thoughts to share with you all!  It’s about 5.5 pages of me breaking down the stupid.  Enjoy.


Lol how Richard/Perkin is brought with a bag on his hand.

He looks nothing like a York - he just has golden hair and his hot af, as we know all Yorks are.

Henry’s been wearing the same outfit(s) for EPISODES which translates to YEARS.  One of the richest kings in Christendom and he had legit four outfits: his bdsm jacket, his triangle jacket made out of shoulders, his dark green long housedress, and his rare happy mood red and gold housedress.  Am I missing anything.

Glad to see Lizzie’s *finally* got something new to wear.  Also, if they’re going to do her hair like that and put that doily on top why can’t they give her a hood?

I like how Richard/Perkin thinks he’s going to go through the doors, then Maggie B is like “THINK AGAIN IDIOT!” and shoulders past him.

Maggie B’s like “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a Tudor.  I don’t fit in.  And I don’t want to fit in.  Have you ever seen with without this stupid red and green dress on.  That’s Tudor.”

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ishqbaaz 20.09.17 lb

sorry for the mega late lb. i had to come back home and put myself into a mini coma to feel better. this episode is called “shivika get cozy”, so i have my hopes up. GIVE ME ALL THE THARAK AND MAKE ME FORGET THE HELLSCAPE THAT WAS MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫


  • shakti’s back with a smile. does that mean he has a real flower for pinky or is this whole situation gonna be blown to bits? 😬😬😬
  • knew it. knewwwwwwww it. i don’t likeeee such humour. fwding the upcoming dhamaka. 😣😣😣
  • omki’s turnnnnnnnnn. 🙃🙃🙃
  • sad puppy is like “but gauriiiii isn’t hereeee.” 😞😞😞
    • wrong! bulbul is hereeeeeee! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
  • did you see the way everyone’s eyes just lit the fuck up, seeing her???? god, she’s such sunshine. 😍😍😍😍
  • hubs is like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I’VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR HOURS NOW I WAS SO WORRIED I LOVE YOU AND MISSED YOU AND WHAT NO I’M TOTALLY COOL AND CHILL 😶😶😶😶
  • omggggg the way his eyes keep flickering towards her face as she reads the chit! 😯😯😯😯💘💘💘
  • omki like THIS IS SO LAAAAAAAME (me. me as fuuuuuuck.) 😆😆😆
  • chubby’s a rikara shipper too! how cute! 😊😊😊
    • also he calls om “om bhaiyya”. i love itttttt. i miss someone calling om “bhaiyya” after sumo left. (not counting prinku, coz lol who gives a fuck about her. and i’ve never heard bhavya address om directly? besides they’re the same age.) 
  • ok what’s this weird version of “lafzon ka yeh rishta…”?? 🤔🤔🤔
  • anyway, fwding through the jolly jolly till something substantial comes up. 
  • LOL OM’S HANDS UP IN THE AIR FRUSTRATION AT HIS FAM’S CHUTIYAAPA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • he’s secretly hoping with all his heart that her Awareness™ will kick in and she’ll find him. 😙😙😙
  • YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. 😁😁😁
    • haaaaaaye. i’m such a sucker for this shit. 😍😍😍😍😍😍
  • OMG THE WAY HE’S HOLDING HER HANDS. AND THAT SMILEEEEEE. I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGG. MY BABIESSSS. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • shivika’s ear to ear smiles. the couple that ships together, stays together! 😏😏😏 
  • omki’s turnnnnnnn. 
  • shayari! right up your alley. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    • lol i love his THIS IS HELLA LAME AND I AM SO EMBARRASSED PLEASE LET ME GO reactions. because honestly, #me. 
  • “O cheenkta hai toh bhi uske naak se teen chaar sher toh nikal hi jaate hai.” lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • shivaay’s not even TRYING to PRETEND to be fair anymore. he might as well just be wearing a tshirt with her face on it, and waving a banner with TEAM GAURI!!!!!!!!! in glitter letters. 😆😆😆😆
  • gauri is giving om an out, but he just straight away launches into the poem like NO IMMA DO THIS IMMA IMPRESS THE FUCK OUTTA YOU GIRL YOU READY?????// 😘😘😘😘😘

“tere mere beech judaa tha ek rishta anjaana,
jaane ek chota sa kissa kab badal gaya afsaane mein. 
waqt ki gullak ki sab lamhe,
tere naam pe kharch hue. 
aadhe tujhe sataane mein, 
aadhe tujhe maanane mein. 
ab dil se tujhko kaam hai kya, 
is rishte ka naam hai kya, 
main aur dil, dono uljhe hai, 
is masle ko suljhaane mein.” 

OMGGGGGGGGGG. FUCKING FINALLY!!!!  😭😭😭😭

  • uske beech mein shivika looking hecking proud of their stupid lovestruck babies. 😁😁😁
  • LMAO GAURI BADE BHAIYYE KE NAKSHE KADAM PE CHALTE HUE; “THANK YOU”. 😂😂😂😂😂
    • behind her, anika probably spontaneously exploded into flames like the baby from the incredibles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • omki picking up on the changeeeee in “thankoo”! 😯😯😯
  • billu aur anika ki baari! lord aboveeeeee. what does this extra fucker have planned this time? 😣😣😣
  • LMAO HIS HEAD NODDDDDD HAHAHAHA 😆😆😆
  • phir se thank you?? 🤔🤔🤔
    • pft. function toh ab daily event ho gaya hai. iske liye thank you bologi toh bas isi ke liye fursat hogi. 🙄🙄🙄
  • OUFFFFFF WHAT SUDDEN CHANGE IN RULES AND ALL
  • OK WHAT DOES IT SAY COME ON WHY THE SEX EYES 😯😯😯😯
  • pfffffft, sirf giiiiift? was this what billu was looking all heart eyed for??? 
  • … they seem empty handed? 😶😶😶
  • are their gifts to each other THEMSELVES????? coz honestly, that would be me. bitch, i’m marrying you, what more do you need? 😒😒😒
  • JESUS CHRIST SHE’S APPROACHING HIM. AGAIN!?!??! MATLAB WOW, I AM LOVING THIS NEW BOLD ANIKA AND ALL, BUT DID ANIKA LEAVE ALL HER LAAJ SHARAM BLUSHING ETC BACK IN THAT FAKE WEDDING HALL VIKRAM ARRANGED OR WHAT COZ GIRLFRIEND SEEMS LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON IN THIS AREA  😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
  • literally everyone is like a mix of tharki eyebrow wriggles and “uh should we leave them alone” faces 😆😆😆😆
  • yeah methinks you two need to fuck already coz this be getting outta control. KUCH TOH SHARAM KARO. YOUR DAD AND GRANDMA ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😫😫😫😫😫😫
  • called it. also, #confidenceGoals. (i’m just big talk.)
  • omki be impressed. he wishes he had some of bhaabi’s game. 😆😆😆
  • lol rudraaaa gift wrapping themmmmmmm together. 😂😂😂
  • LOL THANK YOUU AGAIN
  • ok now get a damn room. such mushy you two areeeee. 🙄🙄🙄
  • BHAIYYA BAS KARO FAMILY SHOW HAI APNA
    • snort. 😆😆😆
  • lmao dadi suddenly remembered her DO FEET DOOR rule lololol 
  • billu’s serving up sexxxxxxxxxx eyes. is his gift orgasms??? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
  • wait, why is she surprised at the papers??? she literally discovered them and they had this whole scene 1 hour ago???? 🤔🤔🤔
    • idgi? what are we supposed to make of yesterday’s scene then???? what kinda shoddy ass writing????????  😒😒😒
  • “ITNA EMOTIONAL MOMENT, IS BAAR TOH TRP AA HI JAYEGI”
    • OMFG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE META 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • waise toh khanna se sab kaam karwaate ho, yeh photo kheenchne ka kaam bhi usko hi delegate kardo? 😐😐😐
  • ok fwding coz honestly, i’ve been watching this episode for more than 1.5 hours now. 😣😣😣
  • god tej you suck at this. 🙄🙄🙄
  • ok, i’m sure goans have more than just the ONE SONG, tej. honestly. 😑😑😑
  • svetlana, just kill these two na. they’re so annoying. 😤😤😤
  • ok mr. officer/dad dude wtf do you mean “iska kya matlab hai?” she’s allowed to take time to think about whether she wants to marry a dude. 😕😕😕
  • the lady doth protest too much methinks. 😗😗😗
  • wow, bhavya just shut that shit down real quick. 😐😐😐
  • LMAOOOOOOO I’M SO FRUSTRATED FOR CHUBBY. LIKE… KIS NARAK MEIN DAAL DIYA HAI IS BECHAARE KO? 😫😫😫
  • chubby i think you need to make new friends. honestly. 😶😶😶
  • UMAR MEIN BADI HAI TOH PHONE NAHI MILA SAKTE KYA? 🙄🙄🙄
  • oooooooooh officer dad cut the call. 😯😯😯
  • yet another family conference nonsense. 
  • ok billu’s lost all sense of propriety. he’s like let’s feel up our wives as we wait for dadi!!!!  😆😆😆😆
  • MY GOD THE UTAAVLAPAN JESUS CHRIST SHIVAAY KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MY MAN 😧😧😧
  • oneeeeeee weeek. counting down! (god knows how long this one week will last in this damn show though. yaar october mein mere birthday tak toh karwa do??? all i want is for you two to bang already. 😌😌😌) 
  • RETURN OF THE BLUSHHHHHHHHHHH 😙😙😙
  • oh suddenly shakti is like STOP FLIRTING. he practically made out with her in front of you 2 minutes ago, tab aapke mooh mein kya dahi jami hui thi? 😒😒😒
  • GOD MORE RASMEIN. BANDH BHI KARO. PUNJABI HO YEH MATLAB NAHI KI 3 MAHINO KE LIYE SHAADI MANAOGE. MATLAB HADH HAI YAAR 😫😫😫😫😫😫
  • lol aw omki bulbul ka “catering” waala ishaara. so cute. 😊😊😊
  • oh god now who????
  • WAIT WHAT IS BHAVYA MARRYING MANAV ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN 😟😟😟😟
    • SHIVIKA, KUCH SEEKHO BHAVYA SE. MET A GUY IN LAST EPISODE, MARRIED HIM IN THIS ONE. AUR TUM LOGON KA HAI KI CHALTEEEEEE HI JAA RAHA HAI 6 MAHINO SE 😣😣😣😣
  • sapna tha. pfffffffffft. 😑😑😑
  • hein? aadhi raat ke beech mein officer dad is at some shaadi?? 🤔🤔🤔
  • oh, it’s not aadhi raat. rudra’s just taking a depression nap at a randomass time. i know that feel bro. carry on. 😔😔😔
  • who dis bansi now???? 
  • shaadi AAJ hai, aur invite karne ab aaye ho? what nonsense. 😒😒😒
  • rudra’s gonna be sent for this shaadi isn’t he? and it’s gonna be the same shaadi bhavya’s at? 
  • BHAIYYA MAIN CHOPPER LEKE JAA RAHA HOON (as if its just a bike or some shit. god, rich ppl.) 🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • ok, we’re outta brothers to send. it falls to the bahuein now. 
  • GIRL TRIP TO THE GAON! WOOOOOOOOO HOOO 😊😊😊
  • shivaay’s like COME BACK SOON I WANNA GET MARRIED PLS
  • um gauri, you’re literally going for a few hours, yeh boriya bistar kyun baandh rahi ho? 🤔🤔🤔
  • lmao gauri what a lameeeee place to hide the books. isn’t he gonna get under the covers to go to bed at night? 😒😒😒
  • omki busting into the room all tadaktaaa bhadaktaaa 😆😆😆
  • ok back to angsty tension between these two! 😐😐😐
  • oooooooooooh he saw the messageeeee, son gonna get jelllllyyyyyy 😏😏😏😏
  • no really, these girl are going for a shaadi for one day and emptying their whole damn wardrobes, matlab… maana ki tum logon ka private jet hoga, lekin there’s still weight restrictions to how much a plane can carry ya’know???? 😕😕😕😕
  • billu’s up to his chaand-stealing tricks again to chance maarofy 😏😏😏
  • ouff so cheeeeeeeeeeeeesy. 
  • RETURN OF THE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SO CUTE! 💖💖💖💖
  • “shehad lagaakar chaat lijiye!”
    • ok, that’s been added to the list of things he wants to do to you in bed. 😏😏😏😏😏
  • MY GOD JUST BANG ALREADY. LIKE… *I’M* PREGNANT JUST WATCHING THIS GO DOWN 😩😩😩😩
  • meanwhile all the angsty eyes from omki here. 🙃🙃🙃
  • bulbul aankh chura rahi hai, but look at his unwavering gaze. yowwwwwwwza! 😯😯😯😯
  • subtlyyyy trying to get her other “plans” out. 😗😗😗
  • uh huh uh huh, omki, your pure motives are nottttt at allll transparent. 😊😊😊
  • “tumne bhi toh mujhe kabhi nahi samjha.”
    • dude, she’s not a damn mind reader. tumhe apni baatein khud samajh mein nahi aati, woh kya samajhti?? 😒😒😒
  • wow, he’s accusing HER of not speaking what’s on her mind. helllo kettle, this is pot; you’re black! 😑😑😑
  • “aapko humse break mil jayega.”
    • oh my heart. the angst. and his face. he doesn’t want a breakkkkkkkkkk. 😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭
  • “have a safe trip.”
    • uh son, i believe what you wanna say is I LOVE YOU. 😙😙😙
  • idhar in logon ka abhi bhi chal raha hai. 🙄🙄🙄
  • anika’s upstairs brain be saying NO, but her DOWNSTAIRS BRAIN BE SCREAMING YES. 😏😏😏
  • “jaana zaroori hai???” 
    • or you know, you could cancel your meeting and go WITH her. 😕😕😕

OMFG JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS HAND KISSING ALL THE TIME YOU WEIRD HAND FETISHIST, HER LIPS ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE????? DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT UP A SERIES OF BLINKING LIGHTS LEADING UP TO THEM LIKE THOSE LIGHTS ON A RUNAWAY TO GUIDE A PLANE????? FUCKING HELL. 😩😩😩😤😤😤😡😡😡😡 #deathBySexualFrustration