Seokjin talked about his drinking habit; He said he is naturally a cuddly and cute person, but when he drinks too much, he becomes aggressively cute and loving that the members call him “진상/jin-sang~” (nuisance) hahaha our cutie Seokjin!!!!
Y'all Ethan’s content lately is so on point! I absolutely love to see how on fire and energetic his videos are lately. I watch YouTube to help stay happy and get good creative energy flowing so watching Ethan has helped so much! And the editing! Y'all, it’s been so good! Especially the recent videos like Mutant Football and Drunk Side of the Moon. They have me laughing through the entire thing. Even after the shitstorm of October and how busy he is, Ethan’s not only posting 2 videos a day, but he’s super active on social media and busy with traveling all over the place for holidays and tours. I JUST REALLY LOVE HIM AND HIS VIDEOS AND REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE WORK HE DOES FOR US AND HOW HE IS SO FUNNY AND REAL, OK?!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! Stripperlance is basically canon already.
YAAAAAAAAS STRIPER LANCEEEEEEE
Now baby, just hear me out.
Lets pretend the war is over, Zarkon and Haggar are gone and the universe is at peace now. The team, the rebels, the blade and Lotor (who fought by their side) celebrates in the castle. Everyone is high on spirits, they can finally take a break and enjoy life after so long.
They drink, they dance, and have the time of their lifes.
The paladins drinks too and even when Matt tells Pidge she’s stil underage she’s like “Fuck you, i’m a warrior and i just won a fucking war. I deserve this.”
So yeah, they all get a little tipsy. Shiro allows himself to drink and relax, Hunk dances and surprinsingly Keith does too. They dance next to each other, touching themselves a bit. It’s something they don’t usually do, but they don’t care anymore. They want to have fun and enjoy being with each other.
Then there’s Lance.
He has drink too much, and now he’s feeling a little hot. He wants to dance, he wants to sing, he wants to do everything. He takes off his armor and walks around in his black suit. He talks and jokes with everyone and all the aliens seems to share the paladin’s happiness.
The music changes, and Lance grabs the column like pole and starts dancing agaisnt it with no shame.He moves his hips with the rhythm of the music, and touches his body with his free hand. One by one, their allies stop to watch him dance with awe and some with lust. Slowly a crowd gathers around him capturing the attention of his fellow paladins who have no idea what’s going on.
When they get close enough, they all gasp. Lance is there, dancing in a really sexual way against the pool. They’re blushing hard, and really, nobody can take their eyes away from him. Pidge starts feeling a little hot and Keith too. Shiro wakes up from his trance and tries to stop Lance, but right before he’s about to reach him, the blue paladin puts both hand on the pole and lifts his whole body and moves his legs around.
Hunk feels #blessed and really, Pidge instead of telling Lance to stop she can’t help but start cheering too. Shiro stands there frozen, he’s completely allured by Lance’s movements.
When Lance starts trying to take off his suit Keith is the one to stop him from doing it. He just… Takes a really drunk Lance in his arms and gives an angry glare to everyone that tries to get close. No, he’s not jelaous of everyone wanting to have a piece of Lance he’s just… Taking care a teammate. Right.
So yeah, that’s everything i have in my mind. Stripper!Drunk!Lance with a side of polydins ;v ♥
Y’ALL JENSEN WASN’T COMMANDO OKAY BECAUSE MISHA KNOWS WHAT A DICK LOOKS LIKE AND HIS REACTION WAS TOO SHOCKED BUT JENSEN WASN’T WEARING FUNNY BOXERS OR BRIEFS EITHER BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE
THAT HE IS SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN.. ????????????????
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ALSO NOTICE AT 0:41 AFTER MISHA SAYS WHAT IS THAT, JENSEN RESPONDS AND TELLS HIM?? I CAN’T QUITE MAKE OUT THE WORDS SO LET ME KNOW YOUR GUESSES!! (misha also says something after?? i’m bad at lip reading though)
anyway this has been a PSA that jensen is a flirtatious, emotional, cuddly drunk and i love him, and misha is a Good Friend who simultaneously also very embarrassed and i love him too
edit: ALSO!!!! yeah im not done WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT JENSEN KEPT GIVING MISHA BEDROOM EYES AND ‘ROARING’ AND ‘GROWLING’ FLIRTATIOUSLY???????? IN REFERENCE TO WHATEVER TF HE WAS WEARING ??????
Was Viktor Annoyed at Yuuri? (Or why Viktor Nikiforov was such a bully in Ep. 2 and 3)
You know how we can’t seem to read Viktor’s character in the early episodes? Is he on Yuuri’s side? Or is he really a bad guy?
I think what lent to the confusion is that there were circumstances that we did not know at the time. Now though, we know that Viktor came to Japan by Yuuri’s invitation, which Yuuri conveniently forgot, leaving Viktor in the cold – confused, alone and friendless, surrounded by strangers in mother-effing Japan.
I imagine that between meeting at the hot springs and Viktor falling asleep after eating, he had tried engaging Yuuri in conversation, maybe tried getting that old spark between them back. Yuuri, though, sober and thinking that that was their first “real” meeting, probably just stuttered and ran off and just generally acted evasive and odd.
…but Yuuri Katsuki just keeps going
What does he mean what? What is even happening??
Eventually, Viktor’s fuse just sort of shorts and before he could stop himself, he is asking Yuuri about his victory-katsudon and asking why he would eat it when
Lmao, the little shit.
If we go thinking Viktor is somewhat annoyed at Yuuri’s rather cold welcome, this actually leaves us with this wonderful thought: a pissed of Viktor Nikiforov is still adorably entertaining.
Look at this dork. He is caustic,
and is just downright merciless.
Given all that though, he also drowns his sorrows alone and gets himself shit-faced when it all becomes too much.
Viktor Nikiforov is basically your standard passive-aggressive girlfriend with a side of drunk Russian.
I can just imagine Viktor drunk-slurring in Russian at the locals of Hasetsu, lamenting about their insensitive golden boy who swoops in on unsuspecting world champions, makes them fall for them, invites them to Japan and then proceeds to act like nothing happened. Can you imagine the nerve of the guy? To hell with Yuuri Katsuki! He will pay for this. Viktor will choreograph the most difficult short program in history and make him skate it!
Good thing probably no one in Hasetsu can understand Russian.
I think this was also partly why he agreed to Yuri P’s demand to come back to Russia if he wins Hot Springs on Ice. Even if Viktor later seemed to regret it (which I talked about in
this meta), I think at that moment, Viktor thought that it didn’t matter much whether he stays or goes. Yuuri Katsuki was not what Viktor expected, and he no longer knows where he stands with the other boy.
Besides, Yuuri is confusing af okay. Really? Eros is katsudon? The program rings no other bells whatsoever?
Like bruh, you’re not even high??
One of my favorites is when Yuuri went like this
and it is so reminiscent of that adorable thing kids do when they want their favored person (like a parent or a teacher) to be proud of them (“so please watch me do this amazing thing okay!”). It is a sign of affection from Yuuri to Viktor, but just look at it from Viktor’s point of view. You seduce me, forget about me, and now you want my attention again – so many mixed signals, Yuuri!
Lmao, look at Viktor’s wtf face:
It’s like he doesn’t know what the hell is going on anymore and his soul just died a little.
One has to hand it to Viktor, though: he is not the kind of person who would sabotage a fellow skater by doing something awful at the start of their program. He reins himself in and somehow finds it in himself to encourage Yuuri.
Viktor also seemed to calm down at the end. He… forgives Yuuri? Here, I think – after seeing Yuuri figure out Eros.
Did he catch a glimpse of the skater he knew, or perhaps the boy he danced with at the banquet? Or did he see something else in Yuuri, nearer to that boy in that video who seemed to understand “Stay Close to Me”?
I think eventually Viktor decided to just become Yuuri’s coach for real because he is talented and worth it; whatever is between them can be settled on a later date, when he knows Yuuri more.
Really, it was a journey becoming Yuuri Katsuki’s coach - literally (because wow, how many hours is it from St. Petersburg to Hasetsu) and figuratively (because emotional and psychological stress is a thing, and this is why you don’t drop your day job because you met a cute boy at a party).