while I understand Canada Day 150 is essentially celebrating 150 years of colonialism and the slaughter of thousands of indigenous peoples
I just really want a day to drink beer and relax and party because life has sucked for a bit and today the weather was nice and my friend worked with fireworks and the company he worked for dedicated them all to him today. They were all for him
He’s like a… Have you ever seen a drunk baby? Ah, it’s a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice it to say, that it turns out, at first, it’s endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second and bam! They’ve got a bucket on their head and they’re plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box.