the drunk perry

while I understand Canada Day 150 is essentially celebrating 150 years of colonialism and the slaughter of thousands of indigenous peoples

I just really want a day to drink beer and relax and party because life has sucked for a bit and today the weather was nice and my friend worked with fireworks and the company he worked for dedicated them all to him today. They were all for him

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He’s like a… Have you ever seen a drunk baby? Ah, it’s a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice it to say, that it turns out, at first, it’s endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second and bam! They’ve got a bucket on their head and they’re plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box.

Since the first one was my most popular playlist - Here’s part two. Songs for when you’re crushing, like or like like.

Listen Here: Like Or Like Like…Again.

Tracklist:

Instant Crush // Daft Punk

Somebody Loves You // Betty Who

Endlessly // The Cab

Teenager In Love // Neon Trees

Crazy For You // Best Coast

La La Love You // Pixies

Holding On To You // Twenty One Pilots

Forever // Haim

Fall In Love // Phantogram

Cuddle Fuddle // Passion Pit

Such Great Heights // Iron & Wine

Who You Love // John Mayer, Katy Perry

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Part OneLike Or Like Like.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY: A CARMILLA DRINKING GAME

Carmilla Drinking Game, created by the Carmilla Obsessed Anonymous (COA)

1. Drink everytime the TARDIS mug makes an appearance.

2. Drink everytime Carmilla uses seduction eyes.

3. Drink everytime Perry cleans something.

4. Drink everytime Carmilla calls Laura by a nickname.

5. Drink everytime Carmilla wears leather pants.

6. Drink everytime LaFontaine says something smart.

7. Drink everytime Perry pretends it’s fine.

8. Drink everytime someone interrupts Hollstein.

9. Drink everytime Zetas say “bro”.

10. Drink whenever there’s something supernatural happening at the school.

11. Drink everytime someone doesn’t knock.

12. Drink everytime Carmilla hits or threathens someone.

13. Drink everytime Laura complains about Carmilla being dirty.

14. Drink everytime there’s a hip or hand touch.

15. Drink everytime the Dean is mentionned.

16. Drink everytime Danny is called an Amazon.

17. Drink everytime Danny wants to kill Carmilla.

18. Drink everytime you see blood.

19. Drink everytime the dormroom door is closed.

20. Drink everytime Carmilla steals from Laura.

21. Double drink when Carmilla calls Laura by her name.

22. Finish your drink when Hollstein kiss.

This game was brought to you with the help of

carmillas-karnsteins 

changesbringdifferences 

bro-from-another-mo961

studyophile 

petercapalldii

rammi

floord64

the COA
and myself!

If you can’t drink, try with cookies or food instead. MAY THE CREAMPUFFS HAVE FUN ALL OVER THE WORLD!