ER Romance (aka another DOPE era au)
Seokjin x Everyone | OT7
Seokjin is the handsome, hard working and skilled af doctor of the ER Dept at the local hospital, and meets the boys there.
PT1. Hyung Line
Yoongi: *stares down at his injured lieutenant officers* i swear to god, i can’t leave any of you shitheads alone for one goddamn minute
*said injured lieutenant officers whimper, one nursing their broken arm, the other clutching a bandaged head*
Yoongi: you fuckers better believe i’m gonna give you shit for this and the amount of paperwork i’ll have to do now - you assholes know i hate fucking paperwork–
Seokjin: yoongi, can you please stop cursing, you’re scaring my patients. just be happy they’re good enough kids to continue upholding justice even off duty and that no innocent civilians were hurt
Yoongi: yea well i didn’t train them to be wimpy, obnoxious brats - if they weren’t showing off for the ladies they wouldn’t have gotten a fucking scratch
Seokjin: hey! what have i told you about hitting my patients! and cursing in my ER? your elder told you to stop cursing and you still curse in front of me? the disrespect! i should charge you double! do you want me to strap you down on another ER bed? huh? and stop being dramatic, it’s just paperwork
Yoongi: alright, fine, i’m doing the fu–dging paperwork
*after Seokjin leaves*
Lieutenant Officer1: You’re so whipped Cap
Lieutenant Officer2: Aren’t you glad we told them to take us specifically to this hospital? Aren’t you glad you got to see Kim-sonsaengnim?
Yoongi: ….that’s it. 400 push ups from you the second we get to HQ.
Seokjin: *deadpan stare*
Hoseok: oh come on! i was about to break my record! how was i supposed to know my tire was gonna snag on a stray shrapnel?
Seokjin: you almost broke your arm!
Hoseok: it’s fine; i’m right handed anyway. and besides, i’ve got the best doctor caring for me right–ow!
Seokjin: you’re lucky i was on standby; you made me miss my favorite cooking show
Hoseok: *does aegyo and finger hearts with his good arm*
Seokjin: *sighs* yaaa, if you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it right like this *pulls an actual red heart cut out from his coat in-pocket*
Hoseok: ……. *tries not to outwardly squeal*
Seokjin: okay, what is it this time?
Namjoon: i uh, sorta hurt my fingers…
Seokjin: *stares* you’re an elevator operator. you literally just have to sit there in an empty metal box how on earth did you manage to break two fingers and sprain your ankle?
Namjoon: correction, i don’t just sit in the elevator, okay. i gotta help carry and deliver luggages too - it just so happened that the trolley overturned and i tried to stop it but…
Seokjin: *sighs* how are you this clumsy? i swear to god, namjoon it’s like you’re in here every week.
Namjoon: *laughs awkwardly* oh haha, funny coincidence, haha…