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Next time on Therapy sesh w/ Hook: “The man I ruthlessly killed a long ass time ago, although he begged me not to and wouldn’t have caused any trouble, turns out to be the father of David DAFUQ DO I DO ARCHIE??!!!”
idk i’m feeling emotional about ‘leave out all the rest’ by linkin parkas an andrew x neil song again. like during book 3 when neil thinks that he’s not got long left to live, that pretty soon he’ll be dead without a trace (like what a drama queen omg i love him) and i just !!!
I dreamed I was missing and you were so scared but no one would listen cause no one else cared after my dreaming i woke with this fear what am i leaving when i’m done here?
when my time comes forget the wrong that i’ve done help me leave behind some reasons to be missed and dont resent me and when you’re feeling empty keep me in your memory leave out all the rest. leave out all the rest
I just saw a cute little beetle crawling around on my bedroom floor, getting a bit confused by the carpet and struggling to make the odyssey across the room somewhat, and so I put a bit of paper down so that the beetle (Tigerlily La Rue) could crawl onto it, and then I put that bit of paper in a shallow box so that I could carry Tigerlily outside and free her, and I GOT SO WORRIED because Tigerlily is a goddamn drama queen and thought it would be a great idea to lie on her back and curl her smol legs up and play dead
and all I could think was “did I somehow put the paper down near her too violently and scare her??? Did she have a heart attack at seeing this gigantic humanperson looming over her like anthropomorphic dread??? Did I do something wrong?! Have my efforts been in vain? Am I too late? God, what if she has a family? How do I contact them? Will they understand? Is a lawsuit impending? How do I find a good lawyer?” and I decided that I would take her outside anyway and deposit her on our front doorstep, just to see if her family came to collect her body
and like the goddamn method actor that she is, she kept up this ruse all the way to the front door, and as soon as I put her down onto the pavement outside she started to wiggle her legs and I had to help set her the right way up and she toddled off, not even thinking to apologise for scaring the shit out of me