the dragon that wears short pants

Some flavors of Castlevania:

  • Dudebrovania—Looks like you’d paint it on a metal album cover. Or your van. Sounds just as loud. The Belmonts don’t wear pants, and Alucard doesn’t wear a shirt. The ladies are literally either from heaven or hell. What is a man? You are. You are a man!
  • Bishievania—Smells like the ancient tomes from LiveJournal and Fanfiction.net accounts long since abandoned. The men are beautiful, and the women are non-existent. Where did these showers of rose petals come from? Oh, wait. That’s blood. Still pretty, though.
  • Kookyvania—Came for the skeletons on motorcycles, stayed for the little girl throwing dragons, the obscene amounts of curry, the dramatic readings of Worlds of Power novels, and the chair porn. Life is too short to take seriously. Better enjoy it while you can. Maybe visit the Statue of Liberty. Beat her trivia contest, too.
Hakobe Resort. Chapter 1

Warning! Rated M for foul language, sexual content (in every chapter), and adult situations. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. This is my submission for NALU LOVE FEST 2016. It is also a sequel for ’Hakobe Ice’. (You don’t have to read ‘Hakobe Ice’ to understand this story, it just references it a few times.)

This is a lighthearted NALU story. Just a nice fluffy/smutty story between Natsu and Lucy.

I hope you all enjoy the story. :)

Summary: Natsu and Lucy’s two year wedding anniversary is coming up, and Natsu wants to do something to surprise his lovely wife. A weekend alone at the newly built Hakobe Resort should do the trick! 

Word count: 7,326

Read chapter: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine

Read on FF.net or AO3.


Chapter One: Sweet/Rough

Natsu raced through town, dodging pedestrians and jumping over small obstacles that got in his way. His excitement kept him going, even when his stomach still twisted from just riding a train. He had to get to her, he had to see Lucy!

The fire dragon slayer smiled brightly when the ground under him changed from pavement to grass. He entered the forest and continued his run, not caring that his body was aching from the long mission he just finished.

Gray and him were gone for three weeks, trying to find and take down a new dark guild. It seemed like a simple mission when they accepted it. Only when they started did they realize what a challenge it would be. Still, they found the bad guys, beat them up, then let the royal army come in to arrest them.

The reward was worth it! Ten million jewels split in half meant Natsu had enough! He’d been trying to save for a while, but something always came up. The renovations to his house, the new furniture, but best of all, the wedding!

Even after almost two years of marriage to his beautiful wife Lucy, he was still paying for the wedding. At first they were just going to invite members of their guild, but soon they received requests from other guilds to join in on the fun. Before the two knew it, over half the guilds in Fiore wanted to attend the wedding between the fire dragon slayer and the celestial wizard. It was a fun day, despite the crippling debt it brought on.

After this mission, he had enough to pay off their debt, and pay for the surprise he’d been planning for over a year. He knew he wanted to treat Lucy to this, he just didn’t realize how long it’d take to get the money together.

Smoke could be seen over the treetops, making Natsu smile. Lucy was definitely home, and she was using the new fireplace they had installed. The blonde had been complaining that it was too cold whenever he left, so this was his way of making it up to her.

Lately Lucy had been taking less missions in order to focus on her novel. She was nearly done, so Natsu didn’t mind picking up the slack. He did miss having her on missions, but he understood that this was something she’d wanted to do for a long time.

Unfortunately without Lucy, that left Gray as his partner. Over the years the two had grown a little closer, and by that, he meant they could do a mission without it ending in a brawl between the two. Juvia used to join them from time to time until she became pregnant with the ice-make wizard’s baby, so now she was forced to take it easy.

Usually Happy joined them, but it seemed like more often than not, he chose to partner with Wendy and Carla, since the youngest dragon slayer wanted to go out on her own. Carla wouldn’t have that, and Happy was a sucker for the white-furred exceed.

That left Natsu alone with Gray, but he didn’t mind, as long as he provided for his little family -that would hopefully expand soon. It was still just him, Lucy and Happy. They agreed to wait until after Lucy finished her novel before they started trying to have kids. She was now even on birth control, making their 'alone time’ much more pleasurable.

The fire dragon slayer could still remember how much he wanted Lucy and his first time to be without a condom, but she wasn’t ready for kids, and honestly looking back now, he wasn’t either. Still, once her birth control became effective, he never looked back, because it felt much better with skin on skin contact.

The sign in front of their house was the first thing he saw. Natsu, Happy & Lucy was printed on the cat head shaped sign. Lucy argued that she should be next to Natsu, but Happy had a good point, he was there first. Natsu remembered how often they would come up to him with their reasons for being named second, so finally the fire dragon slayer gave up and just drew names out of a hat. They seemed fine with that outcome, since it was the only fair way to do it.

Natsu ran up the steps, then burst through the door. “I’m back!” He was immediately met with a shriek, realizing he surprised his wife while she was in the middle of writing.

“Oh no!” Lucy threw her head back, a frown surfacing on her face as she closed her eyes.

The pink haired man’s shoulders fell. “Aren’t you glad to see me? I was gone three weeks!”

“Huh?” The blonde opened her eyes, seeing her upside down husband with a pout. “No, not that. This!” She righted herself, then showed him a piece of paper. It was nearly filled, with only a few lines left blank. However, that wasn’t what she was showing him. She was upset because a large black line stained the paper from bottom to top.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” he gave her a sheepish grin, “I was just excited to be home.”

Lucy’s brown eyes softened before placing the paper down. “It’s okay, I was almost done, but I can still see what I wrote. It shouldn’t take too long to rewrite it.”

“That’s good,” Natsu said, closing the door behind him then walking up to his wife. “Did'ja miss me?”

“Of course,” she smiled, standing up to meet him in a hug. His warm arms felt comfortable around her, melting away the bitter cold she’d been feeling since he left. Even with their new fireplace, nothing could replace Natsu’s heat. “I always miss you when you’re gone.”

Natsu mumbled against her golden hair, “I missed you too.”

“Well I would hope so,” Lucy giggled, until she felt something pressing against her hip. “I see you’re very happy to see me.”

“I am,” the dragon slayer admitted, not feeling the least bit of shame from being hard. His wife was the sexiest person he’d ever known, no matter if she was naked, in lingerie, or wearing a white shirt with pink shorts. She always made his heart skip a beat and his pants get a little tighter. “I couldn’t stop thinking about ya.”

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Adventure boy! for @salami-dono
Just the lineart, however. I’ve been busier than I’d like to be. 

He’s got a plain tunic that I tried to make similar to a certain Hero’s. Some snappy boots (they have easy snaps on them! for tiny hands) And a little uh, bodice? Something Mutton insisted he wear. For Safety. It’s like Leather Light Armor. Also pants. 
And!! A little Short Sword! In a scabbard with a cap so he doesn’t hurt himself should he fall over. 
Ever been stabbed in the gut with the hilt of a sword? It hurts. 

This Punk - Part Two (End)

Part One  *Part Two (End)*

Request: “ANNYEONG! naneun yuna! ㅋㅋㅋ so my request is a bad boy smut of jimin! can i be your friend aka #1 fan? ㅋㅋ thank you so much 💕💕” - @ayoderpo 

Genre: Smut/Fluff/Angst

Pairing: You x Jimin

Word Count: 11,176 (bloody hell this is so long!)

A/N: This took so so so long and I nearly cried trying to figure out how to end it! I am so so so proud of this and I hope you guys like it!! I also haven’t edited it! so if there are mistakes PLEASE let me know so I can correct it!! I might get round to it later who knows!

Originally posted by suga-com

The next day came by, and before 9, you were up, showered, dressed and ready to leave for your first lesson. After your meal last night, you and Cha-Hee returned to your dorm and climbed into bed after getting changed. When tucked under your warm sheets, you faced each other and spoke more about your day like you did most nights, staring into the darkness until the conversation died, or one of you fell asleep; or became too tired to talk.

And after a good night’s sleep, you were ready for the day. You shoved your books and laptop in your bag, alongside everything you would need, pushed money into your pocket, whispered a goodbye to your sleeping roommate, and left.

You left far earlier than you needed to, just so you could wander around campus for a while and maybe buy yourself some breakfast that you didn’t want to make yourself. You remembered someone mentioning an internet cafe not far away from where you were walking. So, after some time of walking, you made your way to the cafe, ordered yourself a blueberry muffin and a coffee, and sat down to get some research done for the lessons you had today.

You also did a background check on the books you were going to be studying in literature class, looking where you could buy them, researching the author and looking deep into the meaning behind the book. They were your typical ‘perfect to analyse’ books, but you were going to enjoy reading them no doubt. And after checking the curriculum again for which ones you were going to study first, and purchased them.

You had finished the muffin, and did the things you had to and then leaned back in your chair, stretched and checked the time. You still had at least an hour to kill before your first lesson of the day. So, you rested your head back on the chair and stretched your arms again, closing your eyes momentarily just to relax.

“You look relaxed.” A familiar voice snapped you or trance and brought you back to reality.

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anonymous asked:

Hi, lately fans are talking about will/hannibal in pink shorts, where this came from?

It goes all the way back to the original film adaptation of Red Dragon, a movie called Manhunter, in which whenever Will Graham is at home on the beach in Florida, he’s wearing pink shorts. 

I’ve seen a couple interviews where Bryan said he’d tried to put our Will in pink shorts in the Red Dragon arc in S3, but they didn’t have the budget to film anywhere other than deepest darkest Toronto winter and well, that would be cruel. So instead he’d moved to Maine and wore sweaters and long pants and we were sad.

And then Bryan revealed that the S4 cuisine is planned to be Cuban, well, naturally hopes were renewed that we will finally get to see Will in his beloved pink shorts again!

Costume Progress: Shadow Prince Utena (#3) It’s done! Mostly! I finally put the pants together, so the only remaining bits are buttons/embellishments, getting stuffing for the shorts to give them MAXIMUM POOF, finding some super cute shoes, and fixing a few little seams here and there. I’m so stoked to wear it. Why must Dragon Con be so far away?!?

EDIT: IT’S DONE! IT’S DONE! 
PART 01!
PART 02!

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i would do anything to see hiccup without his armor/flight suit on. Like what are those weird extra short sleeves he has over the longer sleeves. why does his pants come up so high. where does his shirt stop, what does it look like. are his pants actually sewn to the wing sleeves or does he wear another pair of pants sometimes. i need to know these things for science. and sanity.

Alistair wearing jeans and a soft red flannel shirt.

Wynne wearing a sensible jacket and a deep purple sheath dress.

Sten wearing brightly coloured swimming trunks.

Leliana wearing impossibly short shorts and a bright yellow tanktop.

Zevran wearing Sten’s swimming trunks and Leliana’s tanktop.

Morrigan wearing straight black pants, a white dress shirt and high heels.

Oghren wearing pajama pants and a festive Christmas sweater.

Shale wearing someone’s black lacy underwear on her head.

Dog somehow stealing the underwear.

Confession: It always saddens me a little seeing the male city elves wearing short pants in DAII. Gamlen will even mention to a male Hawke at one point about a time when they were a child and still wearing short pants. It seems as though it kind of infantilizes them, or at least makes them appear even more “powerless” than ever, which may be the point. It’s something I always notice, anyway.