- draco: *covers harry's neck* guess who!
- harry: i am pretty sue this is not how this is supposed to go...
- draco: but i don't want to smudge your glasses!
- [somewhere in the gryffindor tower]
- ron: is this true love?! *sobs on hermione's lap*
"How do I send texts again? I press this?" "No, wait, don't! Oh shit you sent it to ALL YOUR CONTACTS!!" "I DID WHAT"