the money that would pile up in that jar just in one day because of Sirius and James. The both of them, in one day can put together enough money for a supply of Honeydukes chocolate for a week for Remus.
gaara naruto and sasuke share an apartment and they have a douchebag jar (new girl) where u put money in every time you act like a tool and naruto and sasuke could pay rent with the amount of coin theyre throwing into it
And it’s always full of money, and obviously mostly tony’s, but there are a few of the other’s
like one time clint keeps himself to himself and he’s all crumpy, and the avengers wonder why and natasha just shoots ‘i have my period, so he’s not getting any tonight’ and they just hear bruce in the other room shouting ‘what the hell, natasha! jar!’
and when steve receives a package and utters ‘oh sweet jesus, bucky, it finally came’ and takes out a complicate-looking bondage set and everyone in room turns to look at him and sam mutters ‘man, you know i love ya. but go put 20 fucking dollars in the jar’
lets not talk about thor’s bare ass runways and tony’s high pitched screams ‘IF I CANNOT DO IT, YOU CAN’T. YOU,15$,JAR,NOW, GOLDEN RETRIEVER’
Step Three: That’s it. That’s literally it. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, bi, pan, ace, a dude, a chick, a non-binary person: If you call yourself a witch and practice witchcraft, you’re a witch. Doesn’t matter what branch of witchcraft or if you practice daily or once a month or whatever. You’re a witch.
Step Four: Don’t steal from closed cultures you don’t belong to! That’s a douchebag move.
I think that they broke the Douchebag Jar represents Schmidt’s growth. He isn’t a douchebag anymore, he’s a married man now, he is ready to make Cece happy for the rest of his life and be a great husband. This season was all about maturity and growing, such as Nick being a boss at work, Winston being a cop and finding love again… I just loved it.