the douchebag jar

ya girl started watching New Girl courtesy of @avadean-kedavra

douchebag jar but for Marauders.

the money that would pile up in that jar just in one day because of Sirius and James. The both of them, in one day can put together enough money for a supply of Honeydukes chocolate for a week for Remus.

I mean… am I right or am I right?

gaara naruto and sasuke share an apartment and they have a douchebag jar (new girl) where u put money in every time you act like a tool and naruto and sasuke could pay rent with the amount of coin theyre throwing into it

OH MY GOD

Guys i have this headcanon where in the avengers tower they have the douchebag jar

And it’s always full of money, and obviously mostly tony’s, but there are a few of the other’s

like one time clint keeps himself to himself and he’s all crumpy, and the avengers wonder why and natasha just shoots ‘i have my period, so he’s not getting any tonight’ and they just hear bruce in the other room shouting ‘what the hell, natasha! jar!’

and when steve receives a package and utters ‘oh sweet jesus, bucky, it finally came’ and takes out a complicate-looking bondage set and everyone in room turns to look at him and sam mutters ‘man, you know i love ya. but go put 20 fucking dollars in the jar

lets not talk about thor’s bare ass runways and tony’s high pitched screams ‘IF I CANNOT DO IT, YOU CAN’T. YOU,15$,JAR,NOW, GOLDEN RETRIEVER’

  • Lucas: Are you warm? I'm a little warm right now. *pulls off his shirt*
  • Maya: Please put your shirt back on. Please don't make me laugh at you.
  • Lucas: Can I get you some tea? A little herb tea? Some teabag action - I didn't mean -
  • Farkle: That's a dollar. Douchebag jar.
  • Lucas: *gets a dollar out*
  • Maya: Listen to me, guys. Riley is by far the best person that I know, so if you guys let anything happen to her, I'm going to come back here and crazy murder you.
  • Lucas: I'm sorry, I didn't really hear you. I was distracted...
  • Farkle: Jar!
  • Zay: Why are you talking like this? Why are you like this?
How To Be A Witch

The Definitive Guide

Step One: Call yourself a witch

Step Two: Practice witchcraft

Step Three: That’s it. That’s literally it. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, bi, pan, ace, a dude, a chick, a non-binary person: If you call yourself a witch and practice witchcraft, you’re a witch. Doesn’t matter what branch of witchcraft or if you practice daily or once a month or whatever. You’re a witch.

Step Four: Don’t steal from closed cultures you don’t belong to! That’s a douchebag move.

Step Five: Jars???? Maybe???