the dooors

  • Me: well Beebo has door problems
  • Alone together: It's not my fault I'm a maniac
  • The Phoenix: One maniac at a time we will take it back
  • American beauty American psycho: she's an American beauty, I'm an American psycho
  • Me: Pete has a thing for crazy people?
  • Anathema: My heart's getting harder I'm calling my father
  • Addict with a pen: but you specialize in dying, you hear me screaming father
  • Me: ok nope goodbye

alright but have you ever thought about two, three, four……….  [twinkling instrumental intro]…..  meeeet me ihn the halllllwaaaaayyyyyyyyyy……… meet meee in the haallllwayyyyy…… i just left your behdroooommmgive me some moooaaarrrrrrrphiiinnee is there aannyyy more to dooo? …… jusT LET ME KNOW I’LL BE AT THE DOOoR AT THE DOOOOAR! hoping you’ll cooommeee ah-round juST LET ME KNOW I’LL BE On the floooOR on the floorAH! maybe we’ll work it oout…. I GOTTA GET BETTER! GOTTA GET BETT-ER-ERRRR!!! I GOTTA GET BETTER, GOTTA GET BETTERRERRRR! I GOTTA GET BETTER! GOTTA GET BETTEHRRHERRR! and MAYbe we’ll work it oouutttt.. i wahhlked the streeets allllll daaaaaayyy.. running with the thieeeeeeeves…….. [inhale] cause you left [breath] me in the haaaalllwayyyyyyyyyy (give me some moooaarrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee[fade])…. just take the painnn awaaayyyy…. JUST LET ME KNOW I’LL BE AT THE DOOR AT THE DOOR-OARR!! hoping you’ll coomme aroundJUST LET ME KNOW I’LL BE ON THE FLOOR! ON THE FLOOR-OAARRR! maybe we’ll work it ooouttI GOTTA GET BETTER! GOTTA GET BETTER-HER! I GOTTA GET BETTERR! GOTTA GET BETTERRERRRR! GOTTA GET BETTER! GOTTA GET BETTERRR!ER! and MAYbe we’ll work it OUt…… [hawaiian guitar solo]………. [deep inhale] we don’t talk abouuutttt iiiiiiit…………. [breath] it’s somethinnnng we don’t dooooooo….. ‘cause ooonce you gooo withouu’ itt……….. [short inhale] nothing else will do-ooo………….

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write an outsider POV Sterek, maybe from their neighbor's POV?

This is embarrassing.

Holy, fuckmuffins, this is embarrassing. She should not do this. She should turn around and go back home. She should just be at home. Forever. She can order groceries from Amazon and socialize with people over the internet and she thinks she could be very happy to just live at home. It would be fun. 

Also, she would be alive. Because she is not sure she will be after all is said and done. 

She gets to their door and then seriously considers just turning around. It would make her a fundamentally bad person but she could be okay with that. 


No she can’t.

She takes a deep breath, wishes that Jenny wasn’t at her father’s this weekend because maybe a cute little four year old would help, and then knocks anyway. On her next door neighbor’s door. 

It had to be her next dooor neighbor. Someone who she will probably have to see again. 

And, of course, Murder Man opens it. He is already glaring at her.

He is going to kill her

“Hello?” he asks and she realizes she has just been standing there. Staring. Which, like fair, he is gorgeous but mostly she’s staring because it is just now occurring to her that she should have told someone where she is going before just coming over to share this bad news. 

“H-hi,” she says finally. “My name is Tammy and I live in number 406–right next door actually and I-I’m so sorry but I’ve just… I’ve just scratched your car.”

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  • Mark: Haechan, I found the perfect song that suits you to a tee.
  • Haechan: *hesitant* ...Okay, lemme hear it.
  • Mark: *presses play on his phone* ♪ You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the dooor-♪
The Banshees

Banshee #3: *sits in front of a mirror, smiling and posing*

Banshee #2: What are you doing?

Banshee #3: Practicing for the Cameras! I need to figure out my best angles.

Manager: *pokes head around the dooor* You’re on in five, banshees

Banshee #1: You might need a trash bag over your head for that then.

Banshee #2: *Shrieks in laughter*

Manager: *slumps to the floor, dead*

Banshee #1: Shit, not again


((OOC: The Banshees are online! Come chat with @lockhart-imagines, @beedlethebitch and me!))

  • Steve: Tony, I found the perfect song that suits you to a tee.
  • Tony: *hesitant* ...Okay, lemme hear it.
  • Steve: *presses play on his phone* ♪ You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the dooor-♪
idontknowwhattotitlethisplshelp trevor x reader

Originally posted by princess-clauds

“ hey loser whats up?” you said with a smile and Trevor laughed on your phone screen.

“ nothing really, just taking a break at work, what about you?” he asked and you shrugged. 

“ just going for a small drive.” you lie, “ i missed your face.” you told him and he chuckled and ran a hand through his hair. 

“ i miss you too y/n, someday, well be able to meet in person, i promise.” he said and you smiled and nodded. 

of course this moment was ruined when Gavin’s head popped into view. 

“ hullo y/n!” he called out and waved at you as you laughed and waved back.

“ hello Gavin, “ you said and Trevor sighed. 

“ hey Gavin can you leave cuz’ -”

“ hey what are you guys looking at? oh hi y/n!” Jeremy said with a smile and you hide a laugh at Trevor’s face. 

“ can you guys just leave please!?!?!?” Trevor shouted angrily and geoff walked over. 

“ hey what’s going on over here?” he asked and Trevor let out a loud groan.

“ EVERYONE LEAVE!” he shouted and you giggled as you opened the door.

“ sheesh trev’ never seen you get so angry, it’s hot.” you flirted and he blushed then noticed the change in your background and frowned. 

“ wait a minute, where are you?” he asked and you grinned, you were currently standing outside the door do the achievement hunter office with Barbra at your side. she helped you plan out this surprise for Trevor since she was a close friend of yours. 

“ where do you think stupid? you should know, you walk by here like every day.” Barbra scoffed as her head popped on screen and Trevor then got up and sprinted over to the door, throwing it open and freezing. 

you stood in front of him with a smile and held your hands up expectantly.” well?” you asked playfully.” you gonna hug me or just stand there all day trev’?”

“ you fucking dork.” he said before running forward, taking your face in his hands and pressing his lips against his. you smiled against his lips and wrapped your hands around his neck.everyone in the office awwing and catcalling.

“ ow!! get some trevyy boy!” geoff called out with a grin. 

when you both pulled away you let out a light laugh as he sighed and hung his head in shame. “ i hate them so much.” he mumbled and you shrugged.

“ i don’t know, they seem nice.” you said and Michael called out.

“ damn straight!”

“ anyways..” Trevor said and sent you a smile.” since im working right now i guess you can just hang out here for a couple hours until-”

“ Jesus Christ, Trevor really?” geoff asked with a scoff. “ dude take the day off and spend it with your girlfriend dumb-ass.”

Trevor’s face lit up.” really? thanks geoff!i’ll finish editing tomorrow!bye!” he said, grabbing your hand and running out of the building. 

Barbra laughed and turned the camera so it was facing her. “ and then they fucked, the end!”

this is horrible, im so sorry. i am a peasant who sucks. but if you enjoyed this and i hope you did yay! dont feel shy to request or anything like that, see ya ‘roudn!

aureuda  asked:

Imagine passionate and emotional get back together sex with bucky. After 3 months of separation, you are both dying. So when he showed up at your dooor and as soon as you made eye contact, no words were needed. He kissed you. You took off his clothes. You melt into each other's touch. And now you are in your bed him thrusting into you. He's mouth never leaves yours unless he whispers how much he loves you and can't live without you. Your arms wrap around him. You'll never let him go again.

God I love this. I can imagine it perfectly and the angst yes

Sinful Sunday™

I’m Sorry (Gray)

Anonymous asked: NYE kiss with gray? Can you make it kind of angsty in the beginning and fluffy at the end? Thank you so much!

Originally posted by grayground

    This was supposed to be a special evening- Sunghwa was going to come over and you were going to cook lasagna for dinner together and then watch movies until midnight, when you’d open up your champagne and drink it from the fancy glasses you’d bought for the occasion.

    Instead you’d ended up arguing with Sunghwa that morning over the most stupid stuff and told him not to come after all, to which he said he didn’t want to anyway, and stormed away.

    So here you sat at 11:55 PM, a bottle of Mountain Dew in one hand and a half-eaten bowl of ramen on the table in front of you, watching the countdown and wondering whether you’d be single when 2017 started.

    Five minutes passed, the countdown hit 0, and the clock kept ticking on. 12:01. 12:02. You didn’t feel excited. You didn’t feel like coming up with New Year’s resolutions or celebrating. You just wanted to go to bed. So you left your bowl on the table and headed back to your room, not stopping to brush your teeth or change into pajamas before you flopped down on the bed.

    Which was when there came a knock at the door.

    Your heart dropped but at the same time you jumped out of bed, crossing your apartment in quick steps to the door. You hesitated, wondering whether you were up to dealing with more pain, should it come. Then you opened the dooor without drawing a conclusion.

    Sunghwa said nothing, his dark eyes full of both pain and hope as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you into a tight hug, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “I’m sorry,” he murmured.

    Your whole body relaxed and you wrapped your arms around him too, your fingertips pressing into his upper back. You squeezed your eyes shut, resting your cheek against his. “I’m sorry too. That whole thing earlier was stupid.”

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Another Bonus Sketch! Courn Week

This is actually from 2011, back when a hand full of fans were calling them Gwertney but I thought It fits the late “meet the parents” theme

I remember drawing this, during world tour after the Duncney/Gwuncan business. This scene goes a little something like this:

(dooor bell) courtney answers door

Courtney: Hello who….Mom!!

C Mom: Hi honey i`m so sorry to disturb you this eary in the morning but you weren`t answering your phone last night.

Courtney: Mom! nows not a good time!!

C Mom: Now sweetie i`m just worried about you it`s about time you found yourself a new man.

Courtney: (Sigh) Listen Mom there`s something I need to tell you

(Gwen Decends down stairs)

Gwen: Oh Court there you are! have you seen my bra, I can`t find it from last night ….Hey you don`t mind me borrowing your shirt do ya?

C mom: 0_0