the dog and wardrobe

Ok so my headcanon for why Mary and Damien are so close (i.e. my special boy) is that they’ve known eachother forever - I’m talking since school/university, and they’ve always been best friends. Even when they both got married they made sure to call eachother almost every day and find time for “girls’ nights out.” But then a little while after Lucien was born Damien came to the full realisation that he was trans, and that he couldn’t live any longer without being his true self.
Somehow, while he was terrified to tell anyone, the idea of telling Mary made him the most anxious - even though she already accepted his growing gothic wardrobe, and his overwhelming love of dogs and graveyards. But he was scared that once he told her they would never be the same again, since he wouldn’t be her ‘best girlfriend’ anymore.
He waited, and waited, trying to find the right moment, to pluck up the courage. But if he couldn’t steel himself enough to watch Nightmare Before Christmas, then how the hell was he supposed to do this. Nevertheless, one day - when he’d lost count of how many times he’d gone into the basement to cry after hearing Lucien call him Mom, and he’d received yet another text from his best friend saying 'heeyyy *deadname* how are ya?’ - he went to her house to tell her.
She was quiet while he revealed everything, anxiously mentioning anything that seemed relevant to lessen the weight of the silence between them. He talked about how he felt as a child, and when Lucien was born; his nausea when wearing dresses and how much he’d cried recently; his ideas for a new name. And then, because of course they had to surface right now, his anxieties about what it would mean - how much he loved her, but how scared he was that he couldn’t be her best friend anymore.
When he’d finally stumbled to a halt - and she had that look on her face that meant she’d just been waiting for him to shut up - she said: 'No, you’re not my best girlfriend anymore. You’re my special boy.’ And she hugged him, so he burst into tears on her shoulder. From that moment on, she’d used that nickname to signify that she wasn’t fucking around when it came to their friendship (usually when Joseph got frustrated about how much time she spent with another man.)
She then helped him to come out to his husband, and to Lucien - and she sounded like she’d read fifty guides on how to come out to children, even though Damien thought she never read anything without romance or spies somewhere along the way. And a few days later, a package arrived at his door which turned out to be a Victorian-era appropriate binder - which he had no idea could exist. The invoice inside read Joseph Christiansen, but there was a note from Mary:
'Apparently these things are a bitch to get on and off. Let me know if ya get stuck and need rescuing, special boy. M xx’
And he knew things with Mary could never change.

anonymous asked:

How come everybody gets a cool shirt but Akaashi :(( I think he would want one too

the problem with being the long distance friend is that all your other friends have the power to buy you an unnecessary amount of shirts just to make sure you feel included

title: assembly required

rating: t

ship: nalu

summary: “natsu you fuck, I sent you to build a wardrobe not marry my fucking sister” - they probably have the movie rights to this one

notes: AHHH @rivendell101 I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME FIFTEEN  YEARS TO DO alisha won second place (1.5K words) in my 2.2K follower giveaway and requested a nalu soulmate au involving writing on their person and while I had one written and ready to go like two weeks ago I went to IKEA and bought a wardrobe and while I was dismantling the stupid thing for the second time I had an idea and rewrote it.  this went over 1.5K words but oh well lmao 

notes p2: ok so in this au you’re born with half a word on your wrist, and your soulmate has the other half.  the word isn’t necessarily the first word your soulmate says to you, and you’ll know it’s them because it will flash a colour when one of you says it.  


From: Sparkypire

Time: 8:47 AM

Natsu(5) + {[Any situation(the amount of people)(proximity to Gray Fullbuster(5) OR Gajeel Redfox(3))] - Presence of Erza Scarlet(2)} + Access to pyrotechnics of any sort + Access to his phone = total level of destruction possible, plus-or-minus 2.

To: Sparkypire

Time: 8:48 AM

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Undertale IRL

It’s here! The whole kick from the kitstarter has arrived! my box of friendship is number 11, if you got one, let us know whose is yours!

Pictured with some additional friends who arrived along the way - Prescription for Sleep, Vinyl and Extended Dog Song!! Still need to obtain a wardrobe and an army of plastic buddies but oh, ow, that Brexit Britain economy!

In the mean time, we’ve got all these cheerful friends! Featuring classic friends such as Ghoatly Jellybeap, Platonic Concept of Mama, <3s, Ahriman AKA Angra Mainyu brother of Ahura Mazda, Froggems, …Jerry, the one friend with the moths, Heckguy and As A Slime! 

Horso! Boat! The Pain of Living! Mr. Onion! Is that a Sims feeling meter! Slime or Rock! ‘Tentacle’! No seriously, is that one a Sim’s emotional gauge? Hard Mode Bug!

Plus he made them sticky so they’re even more fun! Skully! Tall Skull! Lisard! Date Lizard~! That Cupcake Spider Is Adorable! No, I Mean The One That Is A Cupcake But The One That Makes Em Is Rad Too! A Head! A Whole Head! DANCE! Guy Who Seriously Grinded Out Friendship Gold! Volcanx! Candlor! Rabbits, Rabbits, Rabbits, Rabbits! 

~Spooky Merch~

More friends than you know what to do with including hell faces why do they remain when I close my eyes!

The Amazing Extended Dog

The House of the Rising FUN! (located in Now Orleans, the dad is bad with names)

Whats in The Box??

Oh, yeah Undertell

It is not hands that open the box, it is desire

Also last count I believe is 7 confirmed dogs and a dog boat (maybe…??) but some dog watchers have rated it possibly as high as 51! This is if you factor in dog boat legs as individual dogs, contemplate amalgam dogs dogginess and consider hot dogs to be dogs (when in fact they are actually a kind of grass, you see em down by rivers all the time) 

got a dog number? let us know but show your working!

this one? definitely a dog, what else has bones

answer- THIS GUY!! (same guy, but definitely dog, note the bone)

great! so I have a little home for my art book friend too! I hope I can download the latest art book onto it to update them pesky pages!

SNUGG!!

With special guest star: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY VINYL FORM!



ACT 2: SECRET ACT (don’t look until 10th of october 8pm or cheat and make it that time!)


tiny cryptid, highly secret

cos ya need ‘can do’ to spell canon donut

ps (thank you!!)

Headcanon: Sirius & Remus

Just some little things from their life together

  • They live together in a small apartment with just the bedroom next to living room with a small kitchen, and the bathroom
  • Sirius always says the kitchen is too small since it’s only two counters, the sink and the stove
  • Remus doesn’t care much about the kitchen but he insists on his little shelf with lots of different types of teas
  • Sirius cares too much. Since he’s the one usually cooking
  • Remus has no talent in cooking. He nearly burnt the kitchen when he tried to make pancakes. But he’s very good in baking cookies since he always helped his mom with it
  • Remus loves watching Sirius cooking
  • Sirius usually ties his hair to a bun when making their food but since he tends to scratch his head with the handle of the spoon, some streads of hair always get loose
  • Sirius loves the cookies Remus is baking. He does it with tea or chocolate or both.
  • Remus insisted to bring his beloved rug to the apartment. He had it in his room before and now it’s in their bedroom. Sirius hates it with passion since he’s always tripping over it
  • Remus has a good laugh everytime which makes Sirius furious. Once he hid the rug… and he wished he wouldn’t had done that
  • Remus tends to forget his mugs wherever he is. Most of the time there’s still cold tea inside
  • Sirius on the other hand scatters his hair bands in the apartment. When Remus is doing the house chores he finds at least five of them on the floor in every room
  • Sirius bought a little wolf figure and keeps it on his nightstand
  • Remus wanted to throw it away at first. Sirius bought another figure. A black dog. It’s now on Remus’ nightstand.
  • They both share a wardrobe. Sirius used a spell to make it bigger on the inside.
  • Sometimes when Remus takes one of his cardigans out of the wardrobe he can smell Sirius on it. First he though it was because they are sharing the wardrobe. But some tend to smell more like Sirius. Remus found out that Sirius is wearing them when he’s not home. There’s one that smells the most. It’s huge and even too big for Remus.
  • Sirius thinks Remus doesn’t know he wears them. But when Remus is not home he wears them and curls up on sofa, smelling Remus in the cardigans.
  • They smell like tea and chocolate, books, ink, warmth, nature and wilderness. Sirius loves that smell.
  • When Remus wears the cardigans Sirius wore before he smells Sirius on them. He smells like smoke of cigarettes and alcohol, leather, gasoline and dog.
  • When Sirius sees Remus in the cardigan he wore before he blushes and gets all nervous
  • Remus loves seeing that reaction on him. He sometimes hides his face in the cardigans and smells it
  • Sirius then blushes even more and most time he suggests to make some tea so he can flee to the kitchen counter and not look at Remus anymore
  • Remus likes to wind him up with those things but he feels exactly the same
  • Those moments when they brush their teeth, looking at each other in the mirror
  • When they sit down on the sofa and touch each other by accident before touching each other not so much by accident
  • The silence they enjoy together when sipping their tea
  • That feeling of finally being home after a long day

…maybe adding some more another time…

Pevensies Post-Narnia Headcanons

- Digory is extra forgiving with them because he kind of understands what they’re going through

- He gives them notebooks, and they write down their experiences and he keeps them in his library

- Once or twice he catches them doing odd or sad things. They’re all a bit guilty of trying to speak with the trees, or the horses, or the dogs. They’ve all been caught sitting in the wardrobe, staring at its back, longingly.

- They are really uncomfortable in their bodies, so they are a bit cranky at first

- When they head home for about a week before going to their schools, he feels very bad for them because he knows they won’t handle it very well

- None of them listen to their mother, but Peter and Susan are the worst offenders. They are so used to being parentless and making their own choices they don’t feel it necessary anymore. They don’t really respect their parents at all. They still love them, obviously, but they don’t need them. They’re fairly self-sufficient and their parents are kind of confused

- When they go to school, they don’t handle it well

- Susan and Lucy get teased a lot for being smart and kind and teacher’s pets

- They’re not used to being teased since they were Queens and they cry and break down a lot and don’t have many friends

- When Peter and Edmund get teased, they start fights. After two fights (individually, without rushing in to defend each other, and without getting caught), the headmaster warns them they will be expelled if they get in another fight

- To deal, all of them join clubs and get involved to get their minds off of what’s happening to them

- Edmund joins a rock-climbing club and drama (rock-climbing is mentioned in the book, actually) He wants to do something that will wear him out and something he can fence in (plus we all know he’s dramatic xD)

- Peter joins debate and impresses the HECK out of his teachers because they always thought he was a trouble maker and he’s actually an amazing debater (from his years of negotiations and discussions as High King)

- Susan joins the swim team because she always loved swimming in Narnia 

- The teachers are all really confused about these kids from Finchley who act so pompous and proper and don’t listen to authority figures

- The students (even their friends) are all really confused because all the Pevensies have these two big screwups that show something is different about them

- The first one is something Lucy does the most (like once a week or somethin’) but all of them do sometimes

- They’ll say like “At home, we used to ride horses/hunt stags/go swimming in the ocean/ride our ships” and their friends are like “ummm aren’t you from Finchley” and the Pevensies will be like “yes. right. home is Finchley. whoops.”

- And the other is something Peter does the most

- They’ll go off on a royal-Narnian-speech tangent and be like using thees and thous and dosts and all sorts of things the kids don’t understand and they won’t stop for like five minutes

- Peter does this during debates and the entire school will get so confused about why he’s doing that and all the very end he’ll realize he’s doing it and he’ll be like “Oh. Sorry.”

the more I see pics from the set the funnier it is. what if the entire point of s11 is for David Duchovny to show off how attractive he is. what if there aren’t any aliens. what if the real chris carter is dead face down in a tub of beet hummus and gillian just visits the set to make sure the dogs are taken care of.

happy birthday link!!

here is a list of my favorite things about link:

  • glasses
  • anxious
  • fidgety 
  • playful
  • silly
  • sensitive
  • likes to look ugly for humor
  • is actually really fucken attractive and knows it
  • twinkling blue eyes
  • dark hair 
  • pink mouth
  • hips
  • shoulder to waist ratio
  • creative
  • intelligent 
  • likes to make plans
  • nature
  • clumsy
  • picky eater
  • athletic 
  • morning person 
  • smoothies
  • colorful wardrobe 
  • dynamic hairdo
  • likes his dog more than people
  • college ho
  • lowkey a slut
  • daddy dom
  • sleeps a lot
  • stubborn
  • bossy
  • thinks he’s 22
  • laughter
  • smile
  • good dad
  • devoted husband
  • loves rhett
  • teases rhett
  • flirts with rhett
  • has stayed with rhett for 30+ years bc “when link likes something, he sticks with it”
  • hearteyes 
  • smooth ass fucker
  • honestly admits to things that most people would be ashamed to mention, he’s truthful and compassionate and feisty yet brings his A-game to work even when he’s feeling blue, he’s often private but still uses honesty and self-deprecating humor at his expense, he’s unafraid to be stupid or silly or childish, he knows what he likes and doesn’t like and can be blunt and straightforward, has a lot of phobias but is the bravest soul anywhere
  • charles lincoln neal iii

if you think holt and kevin somehow WOULDNT dress cheddar the corgi in little dog clothes then UNFOLLOW me right now, they have an entire designer dog wardrobe for him located in a walk-in closet with flattering built-in lighting and a little dog-sized mirror. its just never come up on the show because holt is ashamed at how mercilessly everyone would make fun of him for it because they just dont understand how much cheddar loves looking good so its hidden behind a secret panel in the back of his regular closet. sometimes cheddar goes in there to sleep or something by entering through a seamless doggie door that blends in with the rest of the wall

Teddy Lupin headcanons

- Teddy is nb and uses they/them pronouns
- Teddy lives for the punk aesthetic but is secretly SOFT
- Fave color is blue
- Is a sucker for art + famous muggle art (Van Gogh, Monet, Dali, Kahlo)
- They secretly also play ukulele because guitar is just for the punk vibe
- probably bad at cooking
- 90% of their wardrobe is sweaters
- cries at dogs

add more thank u

Imagine Remus the day after he got drunk
  • <p> <b>James:</b> Moony. What is Narnia?<p/><b>Remus:</b> What? Why you asking?<p/><b>James:</b> You were drunk yesterday<p/><b>Remus:</b> I surely wasn't that drunk...<p/><b>James:</b> Mate, all I can tell you is that I found you in Sirius' wardrobe yelling "Oh holy crap! The entrance to Narnia has been sealed!"<p/><b>Remus:</b> Well shit... Why Sirius' wardrobe?<p/><b>James:</b> You tell me<p/></p>