the dog and wardrobe

Undertale IRL

It’s here! The whole kick from the kitstarter has arrived! my box of friendship is number 11, if you got one, let us know whose is yours!

Pictured with some additional friends who arrived along the way - Prescription for Sleep, Vinyl and Extended Dog Song!! Still need to obtain a wardrobe and an army of plastic buddies but oh, ow, that Brexit Britain economy!

In the mean time, we’ve got all these cheerful friends! Featuring classic friends such as Ghoatly Jellybeap, Platonic Concept of Mama, <3s, Ahriman AKA Angra Mainyu brother of Ahura Mazda, Froggems, …Jerry, the one friend with the moths, Heckguy and As A Slime! 

Horso! Boat! The Pain of Living! Mr. Onion! Is that a Sims feeling meter! Slime or Rock! ‘Tentacle’! No seriously, is that one a Sim’s emotional gauge? Hard Mode Bug!

Plus he made them sticky so they’re even more fun! Skully! Tall Skull! Lisard! Date Lizard~! That Cupcake Spider Is Adorable! No, I Mean The One That Is A Cupcake But The One That Makes Em Is Rad Too! A Head! A Whole Head! DANCE! Guy Who Seriously Grinded Out Friendship Gold! Volcanx! Candlor! Rabbits, Rabbits, Rabbits, Rabbits! 

~Spooky Merch~

More friends than you know what to do with including hell faces why do they remain when I close my eyes!

The Amazing Extended Dog

The House of the Rising FUN! (located in Now Orleans, the dad is bad with names)

Whats in The Box??

Oh, yeah Undertell

It is not hands that open the box, it is desire

Also last count I believe is 7 confirmed dogs and a dog boat (maybe…??) but some dog watchers have rated it possibly as high as 51! This is if you factor in dog boat legs as individual dogs, contemplate amalgam dogs dogginess and consider hot dogs to be dogs (when in fact they are actually a kind of grass, you see em down by rivers all the time) 

got a dog number? let us know but show your working!

this one? definitely a dog, what else has bones

answer- THIS GUY!! (same guy, but definitely dog, note the bone)

great! so I have a little home for my art book friend too! I hope I can download the latest art book onto it to update them pesky pages!


With special guest star: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY VINYL FORM!

ACT 2: SECRET ACT (don’t look until 10th of october 8pm or cheat and make it that time!)

tiny cryptid, highly secret

cos ya need ‘can do’ to spell canon donut

ps (thank you!!)

Imagine Remus the day after he got drunk
  • <p> <b>James:</b> Moony. What is Narnia?<p/><b>Remus:</b> What? Why you asking?<p/><b>James:</b> You were drunk yesterday<p/><b>Remus:</b> I surely wasn't that drunk...<p/><b>James:</b> Mate, all I can tell you is that I found you in Sirius' wardrobe yelling "Oh holy crap! The entrance to Narnia has been sealed!"<p/><b>Remus:</b> Well shit... Why Sirius' wardrobe?<p/><b>James:</b> You tell me<p/></p>

I know we’re supposed to dislike Kevin in SU.  He represents that one creep we ALL know that made you think he was someone you needed in your life.  A poisonous, scumbag that lived to keep you down.  And I like that SU really addresses that as an issue, but in “Beach City Drift” I got to really thinking about Kevin’s Tragic Backstory

He goes off about some made up story about his brother, and then laughs in Stevonnie’s face for believing him and says he doesn’t even have a brother.  But I then I noticed this little piece of his wardrobe:

Are those dog tags?  Stuff like this isn’t just coincidence in SU.  Everything has a reason.  And not to hand out pity cards to Kevin…but maybe that whole thing about his brother wasn’t entirely untrue.  Maybe he HAD a brother….and that would actually definitely explain why he lashes out so much and is such an attention seeker for Stevonnie’s/the town’s affections.

Somethin to chew on I guess…

Ideal relationship: We hang out in cute undies and socks listening/singing to music and watching Nat Geo Wild and telling bad jokes and munchin on some chocolate covered graham crackers and dark beer and belly rubs and beard scratches and snugs lots and lots of snugs and walks while the sun sets and pointing out constellations and naming stars and belting fave songs and dogs and playing catch and hand holding and wearing silly wardrobes just the two of us while we play video games and watch tv and laughs and inside jokes.

I honestly thought after five years on tour I’d be better at packing. But right now I’m trapped under half of my wardrobe and a dog who thinks that it’s all very funny… Anyone want to lend me a hand?