“Y/N..” Your eyes fluttered open, vision slightly blurry before everything came into focus a couple seconds later. You let out a small groan, your body completely numb.
“The anaesthesia should wear off in a couple hours. Until then, make sure she doesn’t get herself into too much trouble.” You heard a voice from the foot of the bed, trying your best to sit up and look but.. God, you were feeling very lightheaded.
“Wha.. Wha’s happening?” You slurred, turning your head to see Harry sitting right next to you with a smile on his face.
“You broke your arm, silly. Doctors had to set you up with some laughing gas before they could do anythin’.” He said softly, reaching out to brush a strand of hair away from your face. “You’ve been passed out for the last eight hours - How are you feeling?”
You squinted your eyes as you stared at Harry. It looked like he had two heads, and his eyes seemed to be blowing up like a balloon. “Get back on your spaceship, alien.” You scolded, mustering enough energy to wag a finger at him. “Who are you? What do you want?”
“..I should probably ask you questions later.” Harry laughed lightly, turning to see the doctor chuckling to himself. “I’m Harry - Your boyfriend. I’m here cos yeh broke your arm I drove you here yesterday night.”
“Ooh.. boyfriend!” You grinned, giving Harry a loopy grin before reaching out and grabbing onto his hand. “I love you, Harold.”
“Mhm, love yeh too.” He snorted, pulling his phone out. He really wanted to record this and show you how you were acting when the drugs wore off.
“Bet we’re at the hospital, cos you want to roleplay as a doctor and a patient.” You blurted out, Harry’s eyes widening before he gestured to his throat in an attempt to make you be quiet. “You’re the sexy doctor and I’m the patient who needs a proper fuc-”
“No, no!” Harry coughed, the doctor staring at the two of you with a smirk on his face. “We’re not here fo’ that, love. Definitely not.”
“I’ll leave you two alone.” The doctor cut in politely, giving Harry a nod before walking out and closing the door.
“..So is this the part where we have sex on a hospital bed?”