the doctor is not amused

First Doctor Who episode of series 10:
Gay crush leads to being followed to the end of time by a lonely spaceship.

Episode two of Doctor Who series 10:
When we make AI, it needs to understand grief or bad things could happen.

Third episode of Doctor Who series 10:
Punch racists and if they persist, feed them to a fish monster.

Fourth episode of Doctor Who series 10:
Be wary of private landlords.

Fifth episode of Doctor Who series 10:
Fuck capitalism and its disregard of the worth of human life.

Every Fandom Ever
  • first off, screaming. why do we scream so much? no one will truly know
  • headcanon where everything’s the same except everyone’s gay
  • crying and sobbing to an intense level (we have no chill, i swear)
  • oh the references… so many references. and MEMES. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMES
  • fanfiction… we’ve all been there
  • having a tumblr obviously
  • your husband/wife not being real (why are fictional people so hot??) also i’ve adopted multiple sons?? *sees a smol bean* “I’m adopting it”
  • super protective about your fandom
  • i want merch. but it’s so damn expensive??
  • “lolol im trash”
  • knowing all of the words
  • wanting to go to conventions and concerts but CAN’T
  • scaring our non-fandom friends…
  • being broke.
  • desperately wanting to be with them (as in fictional characters, celebs,and etc.)
  • having pride. just being really proud of this weird ass community
  • giving yourself weird titles (Examples: a Trekkie, phan)
  • having this huge loving family on the internet. honestly, i think it’s the sweetest thing, that we’re able to bond over this thing that we find meaningful. 

Originally posted by stitchholdsmyheart

Note: i’m not trying to be rude, just poking at my own fandoms. i also understand different fandoms have their own quirks. Hope you found this amusing~ admin daria

Top 10 K-Dramas: 2016

The edit above is not in the order of my top 10 but the list below is. This was my first time making an edit so I was just trying to make it all fit, lol. Please feel free to tell me your thoughts on these dramas, I’d love to hear that ya’ll think!

1. Descendants of the Sun (Song Joong Ki, Song Hye Kyo, Jin Goo, Kim Ji Won)

  • This was the first drama I followed along with while it was airing and it cemented my stay in kdrama-land so I’ll forever be grateful for that. I loved everything about this drama from the cast to the plot, I thought it was unique and funny and so very enjoyable to watch. A soldier and doctor falling in love in the middle of a crisis with brilliantly amusing scenes and secondary characters? It’s a win for sure. I think it found the perfect balance between drama, action, romance, and comedy. Also, the OSTs in the drama were amazing; Talk Love by K.Will will forever be one of my favorites. 

2. Goblin (Gong Yoo, Lee Dong Wook, Kim Go Eun)

  • So I’m cheating a little with this one because it didn’t finish airing in 2016, but this is currently my favorite drama so I felt obligated to put this on my list. This was my first real venture into a fantasy kdrama and I love everything about it. The aesthetics and cinematography is unreal, the cast is fantastic, the beginnings of romance is natural, but the bromance and friendships are probably my favorite things about this drama. It’s honestly just so witty and fun and the performance by each actor is amazing. It never fails to make me smile or laugh. Since it’s by the same writer as DOTS, it has the perfect combination of fantasy, romance, drama, and comedy. Also, the OSTS are wickedly good in this as well.

3. The K2 (Ji Chang Wook, Im YoonA, Song Yoon Ah)

  • Despite the drama surrounding the characters and it’s obvious problems story-wise, I loved The K2. One of my favorite genres is action-romance and this drama was packed with both. JCW is brilliant as always in acting but his action scenes were amazing. I thought the plot was pretty unique and the lead three gave great performances (I know people thought YoonA’s character was useless, but I didn’t; the story literally wouldn’t exist without her, lol). I have to praise Song Yoon Ah for her performance especially because this was the first time I empathized with the villain; I certainly didn’t agree with everything she did, but they gave a depth to her character that I really appreciated. There are some things I’ll never understand regarding the drama, but I don’t want to spoil anything for others so I won’t mention it here.

4. Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo (Lee Sung Kyung, Nam Joo Hyuk)

  • Again, this drama has yet to end, but I honestly think that this is one of the most brilliant dramas of 2016. It’s a feel-good, coming-of-age drama that balances romance, comedy, and friendship and that honestly delivers each week. It tackles first love and all the innocence and insecurities that comes with liking someone unattainable, it explores friendship between women and the unbreakable bond you can make with life-long friends in college, it shows characters with unhealthy issues taking the right steps to get help, and it shows how guys should treat girls and how naturally you can fall in love with your best friend. Most of all though, it tells us that it’s okay to fall out of love with your talents and what you have been doing your entire life; it’s okay to take a break, try new things, and find yourself. Brilliant cast, brilliant writing, and brilliant performances.

5. Reply 1988 (Lee Hye Ri, Park Bo Gum, Ryu Jun Yeol, Go Kyung Pyo, Lee Dong Hwi)

  • I’m late to the game but there are not enough words to describe what a good drama this is. I love that it focused so much on family bonds rather than romantic love. More than the individual families, the entire block was one big family that supported and took care of each other. I laughed, I cried, and I was happy when they were happy. The line between friendship and family is easily blurred in this drama because I swear the kids were more like family than they were friends. The parents’ friendship also made me happy because for once there was no evil parent or scheming; they all loved their kids and were such good friends with each other. There were so many lessons to learn from in this drama, it’s A+. Also, the goat noises made my life. 

6. Moon Lovers: Scarlet Heart Ryeo (Lee Joon Ki, IU, Kang Ha Neul)

  • I had/have a love-hate relationship with this drama. This was my first saeguk drama and I did really like a lot of things about it. The cinematography was beautiful, it really was so well done. I liked most of the characters, especially early in the show when it was more funny and cute. And the actors, even the idol-actors, did well in my opinion. What I hated was how they tried to jam-pack the Chinese version into the last 4 episodes, the insanely terrible editing that just made it seem like the characterization for leads did not align at all with what we knew about them, and the ending. I truly detested the ending; it was sloppy and unnecessary. If they didn’t cut that one scene from that ending, I would have been satisfied but they chose to do a disservice to the characters and for that reason alone, I’ll probably never re-watch this drama. 

7. Age of Youth (Han Ye-ri, Han Seung-yeon, Park Eun-bin, Ryu Hwa-young, Park Hye-soo )

  • I loved everything about this drama. The friendship between the Belle Epoque girls made me smile; they grew from being so awkward with each other to being such good friends. They teased, fought, and took care of each other like any good roommates would do while living their own lives. The drama did brilliantly in highlighting each girl’s unique struggles and allowing them to grow because of them. There is nothing I didn’t like about this drama; it was funny, interesting, and just really good. The Belle Epoque girls are special. 

8. The Legend of the Blue Sea (Lee Min Ho, Jun Ji Hyun)

  • I like drama a lot but mostly because of JJH’s character and performance. I’ve never failed to smile, laugh, or feel second-hand embarrassment for her character and that just really made the drama fun. I’m not really a big LMH fan, I think he’s an decent actor, but I think this is probably my favorite role of his. He’s actually doing really well and I really enjoy his character. One of my main issues is the plot and direction of the drama; I think it’s been a little sloppy and some things just don’t make sense and are poorly explained. Also it’s taking forever to get through some of the sub-plots and it honestly just feels like a waste of time. To be quite honest and in my opinion, if the leads weren’t as big stars as they are, this drama would not be doing as well as it is now.

9. Doctor Crush (Park Shin Hye, Kim Rae Won, Lee Sung Kyung, Yoon Kyun Sang)

  • The beginning of this drama was brilliant; PSH’s character was the epitome of a bad-girl who was also kind to her friends. I loved the plot; a girl with an attitude problem with no care in the world changing her ways and becoming a brilliant physician to not only prove people wrong but also to get revenge on the people that wronged/hurt her? Yeah, sign me up for a drama like that. The secondary characters were great, there really were some comedic scenes with them. I liked the medical part of the drama and PSH’s friendship with her childhood best friend and the other doctors. What I hated what that she never really got her revenge; they went with the most predictable way of the guy getting out of it for a medical drama and I hated that. He wasn’t even sincerely apologetic for what he had done. And honestly, I also hated that she never really called out step-mother for being such a terrible person. I had higher expectations for this drama. 

10. Cinderella and the Four Knights (Park So Dam, Jung Il Woo, Ahn Jae Hyun)

  • This was definitely more of a feel good drama for me. I love the “cinderella” trope so this was just really cute. Park So Dam was just adorable and she made the story fun. There was nothing overly special about this drama; it was fun and light, there were some pretty-boys, and a sweet best friend. All the makings of a classic feel-good drama. My favorite thing would probably have to be the OSTs in this drama; they were all just so good and I still re-play some of them. 

icanhinatashouyoutheworld  asked:

Hi Lucy! <3 please may I prompt: vet nurse Yuuri and Victor extraforov who is convinced Makka's seriously ill (he's just eaten too much) <3

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY @icanhinatashouyoutheworld!!)

“Mr. Nikiforov, I–”


“Victor,” Yuuri repeated the reminder, dark eyes shifting between the pet-owner and the poodle flopped over on the office floor, panting happily. “What is it today?”

“Makka’s not feeling well.”

Yuuri looked down at the dog, who looked (unsurprisingly) fine. Maybe breathing a little rapidly, but nothing that gave him any concern. Especially not when the standard poodle had been dropped off at his office at least once a week before the past month by her overconcerned owner. To be honest, Yuuri had never seen a healthier dog. Well-groomed, clean teeth, good diet, all vaccines up to date. “Can you tell me what happened?”

“Well, a friend of mine is staying with me and he fed Makka breakfast.”

Yuuri’s soft expression fell. “Something bad? You should have called me directly, what did he give–”

“Oh no, nothing bad!” Victor quickly corrected, waving his hands to dismiss the concern. “The thing is, I also fed Makka….”

The vet’s eyebrows creased at the center. “…So, two breakfasts?”


“That’s it?”

“Look at her belly, it’s huge!”

Yuuri laughed, shaking his head. “Okay, so, what do you want me to do, take her for a walk?”

Victor nodded. “I’d love to walk my dog with you, Doctor.”

Sighing with equal amounts of exasperation and amusement, Yuuri understood. “As cute as you both are, I have other patients waiting for me.” Grabbing a pen and a prescription pad, Yuuri jotted down a note and handed it to Victor. “Why don’t you ask me again off hours?”

He had never seen an owner and their pet leave his clinic looking happier.

anonymous asked:

HC where MC has the hiccups??? Thought it would be cute and fluffy thank you goodbye have a lovely day ❤

OH GOODNESS I am so sorry for how late this is. But hopefully it didn’t disappoint. ^^ I certainly aimed for cute and fluffy!

Requests are open.~


  • lbr he thinks everything you do is cute
  • so this includes when you have the hiccups
  • he hears your little hiccups and his first thought is “omg so cute!!”
  • your glare is what finally brings him to sympathy rather than amusement
    • “I’m sorry Princess…you’re just so cute!”
  • it doesn’t help that he also thinks it’s cute when you’re mad
  • even when it’s at him
  • afterward he tells you to hold your breath to try to help them go away
  • ends up holding his breath with you until they’re gone
  • and only teases you a little bit afterward


  • super attentive tbh
  • he absolutely hates getting hiccups so
  • he treats you like you’re really sick even though you tell him you’re fine
  • tries to bring you food to bed
  • he’s so sweet like it’s just the hiccups it’s okay bby
  • brings you water and rubs your back
  • he googles a list of hiccup cures and makes you do them one by one until something works
  • you give him a big kiss once they’re gone
  • he’s so precious with his medical studies really surfacing


  • she’s got at least five remedies on the tip of her tongue
  • you hiccup once and she’s listing them all
  • glass of water at the ready as she tells you ways to stop them
  • like this girl has you covered as always
  • you are amazed because she is prepared for like everything?
  • it is nearly impossible to catch her off guard
  • seriously you’ve never gotten rid of the hiccups so quickly in your life
  • when all is said and done she’s rubbing soothing circles on your back
    • “Are you feeling okay, MC? Some people have really painful hiccups.”
  • as if you had a chance for it to hurt, seriously they were gone so quickly


  • this overprotective boy starts to panic very easily over things like this whenever you’re involved
  • one cough from you and he’s calling his private doctor to come check you out
  • so when you get the hiccups he starts to worry, not helped by the fact that he doesn’t really know how to help you
    • “MC, shall I call a doctor?”
    • “Jumin, what? *hic* No…it’s just the *hic* hiccups!”
  • like it’s almost amusing and definitely endearing
  • he looks worried when you’re holding your breath trying to get rid of them surely that is not the safest remedy
  • like this poor boy is actually kind of worried help him
  • finally calms down when you get them to go away
  • he’s pampering you for a good several hours after that as if you’d recovered from some terminal illness rather than simply swallowing too much air


  • hiccups?
  • more like a license to scare with no consequences
  • he sets up all kinds of booby traps all over the house
  • he comes to you as you hiccup with an evil smirk
    • “Ready to kill those hiccups?”
    • uh oh
  • you know what’s coming but end up jumping at literally every trap anyway
  • and at the end you’re…still hiccupping
    • “Well…I heard tickling is another way to cure hiccups…”
  • commence tickling war
  • somewhere between squealing laughter and attempting to tickle him instead, they vanish
  • you don’t realize it until you two are tangled on the floor, exhausted and breathless from laughing
    • “Hey, I’m cured!”
    • “Did you have any doubts? Defender of Justice is always here to help!”
  • as if it wasn’t an excuse to goof off for hours

SG-1 going to an alien planet and introducing themselves as Colonel O’Neill, Major Carter, Doctor Jackson and Teal’c. 

All the while they are just referred to as Colonel, Major, Doctor and Teal’c. 

Until the aliens introduce them to other aliens and are all 

“This is Colonel, Major, Doctor and Teal’c.” 

“Those aren’t our names they’re our ….,” Daniel attempts to correct. 

“Yes, that’s us. This is Doctor and Major, I’m Colonel.” Jack interrupts clearly amused. 

Their Amy; His Liebling (pt. 8)

Mark walks back into the dining room with Bim at his side. They’re chatting and laughing about the time Mark ate thirteen habaneros for a milestone video. “I’ve thought of growing some in the garden! Just to spice things up,” Bim says with a smile.

Dark is still seated at the table, pushing blueberries around his plate with a fork. He’s draped across the chair like it’s a throne, and he looks up through his eyelashes when they come in, raising a daring eyebrow at them.

“Sit up, you drama queen,” Mark snorts, and Dark nearly falls out of his chair. “Bim, you want honey on your toast?” Mark reaches for his plate, hardly touched from earlier, and then goes into the kitchen to reheat it. Bim follows him in pure awe.

“What did you call me?” Dark grumbles from the dining room.

“A drama queen,” Mark says, poking his head through the window between the kitchen and the dining room. “Do you not know what that means?” He smiles at the Edgelord and wiggles his eyebrows like Wilford. “Hey, where’d Host go?”

Dark sits up in his chair, turning to look at Mark and growling something to himself. “He left not long after you did along with everyone else.”

Bim glances at him, back at Mark, and then grabs his leftovers. “Yeah, I like honey!”

They finish their lunch in the kitchen, still talking. Apparently Bim will jump at the chance to tell anyone about his new job working with Wilford on “Warfstache Tonight.” “We’ve got this really great idea for a skit next week, and it’s going to be phenomenal.”

On their way out, Mark calls behind him, “Come on, Darky. Let’s go find the others.”

Dark snarls at Mark, shell cracking ever so slightly. “Don’t you dare call me that!”

Mark winks at him. “You really ought to be nicer, Darkipoo. Nobody is going to believe your little ‘new leaf’ story, if you don’t at least try to get along with everyone!” Bim’s jaw drops.

Dark gets up from his chair, letting it topple over behind him and follows Mark and Bim down the hall and into the elevator. “It’s not a story, it’s just… harder than I thought trying to get along with you people,” Dark mutters.

Bim inches away from him a bit more as the other Ego fumes visibly. “Mark, I’m not so sure that taking Dark to see the Host is the best idea.”

“Don’t worry,” Mark says with another smile. “I think I’ve got this handled.” Honestly, this is taking all he has. He’s tired and being so close to Dark makes his skin crawl, but he won’t let Dark win again. He’s going to make him pay, and if he can’t kill him with a bullet, Mark Edward Fischbach is going to make Dark suffer in a whole other way. He’s going to make him turn over a new leaf, whether he likes it or not.

Host senses them coming before the elevator reaches his floor. He, the Doctor, and Wilford have been arguing since the Host stormed out of the dining room. “We can’t expect Mark to be able to murder someone in cold blood,” the Doctor says for the eighteenth time, and then he notices the amused expression on Host’s face. “What? Did I say something funny?”

Host shakes his head. “Something wicked this way comes.”

Wilford takes a step back, drawing his gun again. “I don’t like it when you get cryptic, Hosty.”

“This is going to be entertaining,” Host says, gesturing towards the elevator as Mark, Bim, and Dark step into the library in different states of hysterics.

Wilford raises an eyebrow, watching them carefully. The Doctor scratches his head, completely dumbfounded by what he’s seeing before him. He can’t believe this is the same Mark he’d seen earlier today cowering at the thought of Dark, let alone slapping him on the back and boisterously declaring, “Ole Darky here has come to apologize to everyone. Go ahead, Dark. Tell them.”

Dark’s shell glitches slightly before he shrouds himself in an apologetic mask. “Wilford, Doctor, I’m very sorry for my actions. I’m sorry that I forced you into obeying me. That wasn’t fair. A leader should rule by the consent of the governed, after all.” Then he turns to the Host, head falling slightly. “Host, I know you can’t forgive me for all the things I’ve done to you. I understand that, but please, can we put aside our past and try to work together for the best of everyone?”

Host runs his fingers through his hair, sending it in all directions. “Don’t think you have any of us fooled, Dark. I’ll try to be peaceable, but if you step one toe out of line…” Host’s voice slowly drifts away. What can he do? He can’t threaten Dark because there is nothing he can do to stop him…

Mark looks at Wilford, hand extended, asking his question without words. Wilford gives him a confused look but hands over his gun.

Mark takes the weapon and points it at Dark. The Ego flinches, eyes wide with fright. “What Host means is, I might not be able to shoot you now, but if you so much as touch Amy or one of the Egos ever again, I won’t hesitate to put a bullet between those dramatic eyebrows of yours.” Mark leans in with a very dark smile. “Am I clear?”

Dark swallows hard and stares daggers at Mark. “Crystal.”

anonymous asked:

How does Stella find out about Mulders abduction and Scullys pregnancy? Does she visit or help with the investigation? Does Reyes presence alter their dynamic?

She comes for Scully’s first Lamaze class because she doesn’t want Scully to have to go alone.  

“Are we pretending we’re a couple?” Scully asks on the way over.

“If that’s so horrifying to you, pretend I’m the au pair.”

“It’s not horrifying, it’s just awkward, considering, you know.” 

“You can go in alone. There’s a bar right next door.”

“You checked?”

“I thought I might need a drink after two hours of talking about childbirth.  But during is even better.”

Scully half-smiles, half-pouts and Stella hopes for her sake she never teaches her kid this trick.

“No, I want you to come in. You speak French?”

“Seulement dans d'horribles circonstances.”

“Of course you do.”

They do the breathing and the talking and at 5:05 pm, she makes Scully sit at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple while she sips a vodka martini.  Even this is for Scully’s benefit.  It’ll be months before she can so much as take a lime in her water without everyone giving her dirty looks.

And after that, she gives foot rubs, she buys ice cream, she visits the babygap website where she makes good-natured fun of argyle sweaters, she watches movies she would normally veto, she asks the questions she’s supposed to ask about favorite names. She does the things Mulder would have wanted her to do.  Would want, she corrects herself.  They are going to find him.  She’s called in every favor she could think of to make sure of it – Scotland Yard, Interpol, MI5.  Scully, though grateful, seems to think every one of them is looking in the wrong places.

Last minute, she manages to get Monday off as well.  

“I can take you to your doctor’s appointment,” she tells Scully.

“Oh.  Okay.”

“Was that a pause?”

“Well, it’s not a regular appointment.  It’s the second sonogram.”

Stella shrugs, walks a pot over from the stove, and gives Scully a wooden spoon to lick hot chocolate pudding off.  She loves the shit Americans will powder and put in a box.

“Then I’ll take you to that.”

But she knows what Scully’s thinking, that she won’t be able to muster the proper emotional reaction for the event, that she’s too squeamish, too cold to look at a photograph of a miracle and know what to do with it.  Mulder would probably have wept.  Weep, she corrects herself.

The doctor looks amused when she looks from Scully to Stella and back and Stella almost smacks her.


“No,” Scully says and doubles down, takes Stella’s hand and folds their fingers, doesn’t bother to offer any more explanation than that.  Scully’s hand is clammy, squeezing, nervous, even more nervous as the jelly spreads.  Her breath hitches.


She nods.

“You don’t have to lie and say you see it or how cute it is or anything like that,” she says softly over her shoulder.  

“I won’t, I’m sure.”

“That’s fine.  This is just a part of the process, it’s about making sure the fetus is okay, that’s all.”

“Dana –“

And Scully follows her gaze up to the monitor, laughs when she sees it, like it’s making a funny face.

“Boy,” says the doctor, and she may be the first person in the world that Scully allows to forget she is herself a medical doctor, can read a damn sonogram just fine.

Stella doesn’t see the funny face or the sex, doesn’t see much of anything at all.  She doesn’t even realize she’s really looking until Scully’s fingers are on her face, wiping the tears from her cheek – no, not wiping, just touching them, like she’s making sure they’re real.  Then she starts to cry too, pulls Stella’s face in, doctor’s confusion be damned, and kisses her not briefly but quietly on the mouth.  

Simple, a seal on the moment, something to help Scully remember it fondly, remember it as something other than Mulder’s absence.  It’s what he would have wanted.  Would want.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could I request an imagine with McCree where his future s/o (crush) is really sweet and oblivious, and after failing to get it across to her that he likes her, he just settles for enjoying her company for the time being? Maybe they're just sitting around outside or something and enjoying the sunshine? Like the OW crew is having a picnic or something? Btw, I'm so glad to see another ow x reader blog! You seem really nice and I can't wait to read more of your stuff! ^.^

For Now

Originally posted by tevruden

Something soft, I hope. 

Next up is Lucio or Junkrat. 

Requests are open here

It had originally been Mei’s idea.

A nice outing to enjoy the luxurious nature that surrounded the old Gibraltar base. It was just a small get together with the crew as each of them took time off from constant missons. Chatter and laughter filled the brisk air as members began to appear, loitering around together for the festivities.

McCree watched as you ran back and forth, a warm smile gracing his features. On one side you assisted Mei in setting up the food and on the other Winston in setting up the tables and blankets. You hair is messy and you frantically adhered to both of their requests, trying to do all the jobs at once.

Jesse chuckles a bit while shaking his head before making his way towards you. He jogs the way, the flaps of his sandals kicking back sand at his calves. The look on concentration and dedication as you carried around what was asked of you. In its own right, and maybe slightly out of context, he found it very attractive. He shakes those thoughts out of his head. Returning his gaze to you, he notes how even with a sweaty face, you are as much as eye candy as ever.

McCree frowns to himself knowing how hard he’s fallen for you.

Sweet, caring and oh-so-oblivious you.

“Oh hey, Jesse!” You smile, pulling the cowboy out of his thoughts. “Waiting for the horseshoe toss to start up?” He laughs, reaching for the table you carry with one hand and a large container of food with the other.

He shakes his head, “Nah, just wanted to help ya out.”

You protest as he grabs then effortless from your hands. “No, no! Take a break and enjoy the festivities!” You step in his way, hands raised to take back the objects but he declines with a light step around you.

“Can’t really do that when the person I wanna enjoy them with is busy.” He says matter-of-factly from over his shoulder. The cowboy makes his way towards area where the tables and food are designated under a few umbrellas. You trail closely, helping him set us as soon as you reach the lounging area. The umbrella does nothing to shield you as the sun bears down and you squint to look around, confused as to who he means.

“Oh? Who is it?”

He shakes his head with a small smile. “Don’t you go and worry ‘bout it, Sunshine.” He places the table down, setting it up with ease before placing the food on it.


You’re cut short when he places his hat on your head. “For the sun.” He explains tossing you a wink. There’s a sudden heat to your face as you laugh it off. He was always one for being silly with you.

It sure is hot today.

“Thanks Jesse.” You smile at him as you adjust the hat up top your head before striking an exaggerated pose. “How does it look?”

He lets out a mighty laugh, content to see you in his infamous hat looking godly in the sunlight. However, before he can answer you hear Mei call out your name asking for your assistance once more.

Jesse’s face falls a bit brokenheartedly but assures you when you turn to apologize. “Go,” He motions. “If you need any help you know where to find me.” You smile, placing a hand on his shoulder before setting off to see what needs to be done.

It’s much later in the evening that you are told everything is set and you’re finally free to wander around. You lift Jesse’s hat of your head to wipe your brow. A sense of happiness and relief that everyone seems to be having fun and your help isn’t needed anymore. Immediately you set out to find McCree. Though, it doesn’t take you long having spotted him and Genji who seem to be in a conversation with the doctor about something trivial.

“Okay, Doc give it to me straight.” The cowboy says with a serious tone. “My arm is way cooler than Genji.” The cyborg breaks out into laughter as the doctor sighs. You smile at the group as you make your approach.

“I’m good to start having fun.” You announce with enthusiasm. The trio smile before McCree lifts himself on his feet to excuse the both of you.

“I expect an answer, Angie.” He says dusting off sand from his shorts. The doctor shakes her head looking at you.

“Please take him.” She says playfully. “He’s been so fussy.”

“Oh, don’t be like that.” McCree shurgs, turning his attention to you. “Come on now, I got something I wanna show ya.” He motions for your hand, taking it in his large one. He pulls you along while you have a curt goodbye to the doctor and the ninja at her side. Both returning it with look of amusement on their faces.

Jeese walks you past the intended area for the Overwatch day out and over a bed of rocks. Reminding you at every stepping stone to be careful and cautious lest you fall. You giggle at his fretfulness knowing his good intention.

“You look real good today by the way.” He compliments, the sound of crashing waves filling up the quiet while you walk.

“Really?” You feign a pondering expression. “I think it’s the hat.”

He laughs, “Nice to see you finally relaxin’”

“It’s been a day.” You remark, watching him take a seat on the blanket laid out.  He motions you to join him and you do so shortly after. You note there’s a basket by his side as he pulls out a cool beer out for himself.

There’s a warmth in your chest as you come to realize he’s prepared somewhat of a panic for the two of you. However, it is soon replaced by a cold sensation on your arm. You yelp when Jesse wiggles a bottle of water in your field of vision for you to take.

“Jesse!” You yelp, taking it none to gently. Uncapping it the instant it’s in your hands. The sun has yet to set and but you can already smell the cook out being brought made by Torbjörn and Reinhardt.

“Sorry, thought it be funny.” McCree chuckles moving to sit close to you. His shoulder touching yours and the metal of his arm grazing your side.“Mind if i?” He motions to your shoulder and you shake your head.

“Go ahead.” He moves to lean his head on your shoulder. His hair ticking the skin of your shoulder and back while you both admire the calm of the landscape. Not so far in the distance you can hear the cheerful laughter of Lena and a few of the others as well as splashing. You can only imagine what kind of fuss they will get themselves into.

“Thanks for helping me today, Jesse.” You mutter, resting your head on his. His hair is soft, you note, and tickling your skin as it moves with the breeze. “You always seem to help me out so often.”

He pats your back gently, rubbing circles with pads of his fingers. “Cause I care about you, Sunshine.” There’s a bit of a pause before he adds. “A lot actually.”

His heart is thumping, he feels your silence is thick within the air unsure if he’s crossed a boundary. Though, you are left flushed and confused. You don’t know how to reply but your body has eased notably into the man who holds you. His arm has snaked to the other side of you without you noticing. You smile.  The contact is nice as it is affectionate. You had liked that he was always affectionate.

“Yeah, you’re a really good friend.”

McCree decides not to correct you. Having his most of his flirtations never ignored but gone unanswered. He knows it’s possible you don’t like him as much as he likes you but for the meantime, for now, he settles for your company and the simple affection you give him. For the unending love and support you prove him and the strong friendship you share no matter the circumstance. You’ve always had his back be it as a friend or not. It shouldn’t matter what title there was between you.

Another day, he reassures himself with a relaxed smile. I’ll tell them another day.

For now, he concludes with his head on your shoulder, sitting by your side while watching the waves, enjoying the sunshine and your presence is enough for him.

Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017 - Day One

It’s not quite the 14th here, but I’m calling it close enough.  Utterly unbeta’d because that’s how I roll during Appreciation Weeks (apparently).  I am aware that Lestrade is a DI in the series, but this is set prior to Series 1 so I made him a Sergeant.  Also, I know absolutely nothing about medical jargon so please bear with me and my friend Google.

Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017 - Day One (Non-Canon - First Meeting)

He Took Her Breath Away

The first time she saw him, he took her breath away.


She’d only been working at Barts for a few weeks—still technically shadowing Doctor Riker as she finished her “getting to know how we do things around here” training—when a slightly older gentleman came into the morgue.  

Doctor Riker introduced him as Detective Sergeant Lestrade with New Scotland Yard, and reminded her that they occasionally provided information regarding autopsies to the police.

Sergeant Lestrade gave her a slightly distracted smile, but it was obvious that the majority of his attention was focused on Doctor Riker.  “Have the results come through on the lab work I asked for?”

“You’ll have to ask Doctor Hooper,” Riker huffed. “I haven’t the time to humour your … associate; looking for traces of foul play that don’t exist, when Mrs Perkins clearly died from injuries sustained in a vehicular collision. Getting hit by a bus when you’ve darted into traffic can often prove fatal.”  He smirked and tried to share a ‘Can you believe this?’ look with Molly, which she pretended not to see.

“Yeah, I imagine it does.”  Lestrade nodded, then quickly turned toward Molly (and very deliberately away from Doctor Riker).  “So, the results?”

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