the disaster signing


I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory,
Is this where it gets me? In space, 60000 feet above the Earth…

Modern AU featuring TJeffs as local human disaster, Jmads as #givemeabreak2k17 and A.Ham as your obedient gremlin

[Someone actually did this]

i remember once when i was 18 a super beautiful girl i worked with gave me her number and asked to go out sometime and she ended up picking me up one night to go stargazing. at the beach. on a blanket with a little picnic. and i did not know i was on a date until halfway through when she very blatantly told me she was attracted to me

  • Aries: Influence - Love myself tonight and I think you can feel the same
  • Taurus: Don't Talk About It - The world is beautiful / so why don't you feel anything?
  • Gemini: True Disaster - Keep playing my heartstrings faster and faster / you can be just what I want, my true disaster
  • Cancer: Imaginary Friend - Got my arm around with superglue / come power through
  • Leo: WTF Love Is - I know that I'm a handful / but you get me, know what you signed up for
  • Virgo: Flashes - People come / I push them away
  • Libra: Vibes - Flickering, our eyes go wide / you giving me studded sight / painting stars / in our hearts
  • Scorpio: Keep it Simple - Let me keep it simple / so I don't have to face ya
  • Sagittarius: Cool Girl - No, let's not put a label on it / let's keep it fun
  • Capricorn: Don't Talk About It - Don't talk about it / sweep it under the rug like we do
  • Aquarius: Lady Wood - Looking like the freak card kind
  • Pisces: Vibes - Whisper pretty little things / heart sings, I feel 'em, ooh / dreamer, tripping on your highs / feelin' all the vibes
  • Aries: Sandstorm
  • Taurus: Earthquake
  • Gemini: Blizzard
  • Cancer: Tsunami
  • Leo: Wildfire
  • Virgo: Landslide
  • Libra: Sinkhole
  • Scorpio: Cyclone
  • Sagittarius: Volcano
  • Capricorn: Avalanche
  • Aquarius: Tornado
  • Pisces: Hurricane
Civil War? Did you mean: Stressed Out Father Tony Stark

“Steve I’m trying to get you out of your last disaster would you SIT STILL FOR FIVE SECONDS?!”

“Vision keep an eye on Wanda and don’t let her get into any more trouble until I’m back!”

“Why is this kitchen a mess? I didn’t raise you like this!”

“No, Steve and Sam, you two can’t fight the entire UN on your own!”

“Natasha please talk to the children they don’t listen to me anymore!”

“Clint, what the hell! You’re an actual dad. You’re supposed to be doing the responsible thing here!”

“Yes, Wanda, I locked you in your room for your own safety but only because I love you and you’re literally not a US citizen who just created a major disaster abroad??”

“Steve, please sign this so the Fresh Prince of Wakanda stops trying to kill your friend…”

“Who brought the giant plane destroying man?! This is exactly the kind of dangerous shit I’ve been warning you about!”

“Peter stay out of harms way! Wear protective gear! Keep your distance! Stand down!”

“Let go of my Rhodey!”

“Natasha you’re not helping, dammit!”

“All of you sit in silence and think of what you did while I convince Ross not to expel you!”

you didn’t break my heart, i did, because when i felt the first signs of disaster seeping in between your every word, i should have run, i should have sprinted until my lungs seared and my legs buckled underneath me, but instead i stayed, instead i built a life around you, allowed you to sink your teeth into my neck, pumping me with poison until i couldn’t feel much of anything anymore.
Adventures of Bree & Alex - Part 6

“Excuse me sir. I’m sorry to bother you, but we’re looking for the owner of the shop. Is he here?” Bree and Alex had stood outside the shop window for what felt like an eternity before Bree found the courage to push open the door.

Her voice was stronger than she had thought it would be. Perhaps it was because the thin little man standing before them was obviously not their father. This man’s hair was near-black, not the fiery red she had, the hair that was meant to be identical to her father’s. Alex’s hair was a dark auburn, a combination of Bree’s and their mother’s hair colors.

“Sorry, but he’s not in at the moment. Is there somethin’ I could help yer with?”

“Do you know when he will be back?”

“Mr. Malcolm is a busy man. It’s not certain when he’ll be back. Who exactly is askin’?”

“I’m sorry for the bother. Jamie is…nevermind. We’ll stop in another time. Thank you.”

“What did yer call him? Mr. Malcolm’s name is Alexander.” The man looked puzzled at Bree and Alex, crossing over into suspicion.

“My mistake. Thank you for the help.” Bree grabbed Alex, who had remained silent during the entire exchange, by the arm and dragged him back outside and down the street, out of view of the shop.

“Well that was a complete disaster. The sign outside even says A. Malcolm on it. Why would I call him Jamie? That man probably thinks I’m a lunatic.”

“Not to make the situation worse, but you’re not the most sane person I know.” Alex playfully teased his sister.

“Oh shut up. What are we going to do now?”

“We passed an inn earlier not far from here. We’ll see about getting a room for the night and we’ll try again tomorrow. Maybe if you’re lucky that poor guy won’t be there to call you crazy in front of our father tomorrow.”

“Very funny. You’ll be lucky if you survive til tomorrow if you keep making comments like that.”


“Rise and shine!” Alex bellowed as he pulled the curtains wide. He had naturally been an early riser his whole life. Bree on the other hand was lucky to wake up before lunch.

“Hmmmmffff…no it’s too early.” She grumbled, trying to hide her face under the blanket.

“I don’t have a watch here Bree but the sun has been out for hours. We need to go.”

When they had arrived at the inn the evening before, they had to lie and say they were married to keep the wandering eyes away. They didn’t know much about the culture of this time, but they did know that female empowerment and independence was not a part of this world.

“Let’s go Bree!”

And with one last groan of defiance, Bree rolled out of bed.


It was raining out, not heavy but consistent nevertheless, something the twins had not considered when planning their trip. It’s not like they could have brought umbrellas with them anyways. Lucky for them, the shop was only a few minutes walk away, so if they ran it should only take a minute or so.

“You ready? One. Two. Three!” And they were off. Bree ran a few feet behind Alex, as he was only barely faster than she was.

Within a minute or two they were at the shop, this time without hesitation, they went inside, out of the weather.

Before they had a chance to look around the shop, someone grabbed Bree from behind, wrapping their arms around her chest and arms, while another person tackled Alex to the ground. Both twins tried to put up a fight before the man who attacked Alex pulled a blade out and lined it along Alex’s neck.

“Who are ye and why are ye here looking for me?” the man demanded. Alex, who had been frantic in the quick attack, finally focused on the man kneeling above him. Without uncertainty, Alex knew who his assailant was. The man threatening to slit his throat was no other than their father.

the signs as disasters
  • Aries: forest fire
  • Taurus: drought
  • Gemini: water poisoning
  • Cancer: flash flood
  • Leo: lightning storm
  • Virgo: termites
  • Libra: nuclear explosion
  • Scorpio: tsunami
  • Sagittarius: air pollution
  • Capricorn: earthquake
  • Aquarius: heatstroke
  • Pisces: hurricane

NYCC tickets go on sale tomorrow. Which means I must decide what to cosplay because yes it will take me months to muster enough energy to finish a costume :0) I’m considering making this jerk: Which will keep up my tradition of attempting things beyond my skill set.

Originally posted by experiencethetranqulity

The Signs as Natural Disasters
  • Aries: Forest Fire
  • Taurus: Earthquake
  • Gemini: Tornado
  • Cancer: Flood
  • Leo: Lightning Storm
  • Virgo: Sink Hole
  • Libra: Hurricane
  • Scorpio: Hail Storm
  • Sagittarius: Volcano
  • Capricorn: Meteor Shower
  • Aquarius: Black Hole
  • Pisces: Tsunami
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zodiac couples x natural disasters

earth sign + earth sign = earthquake: cracking but together

water sign + water sign = sea storm: swelling with passion

fire sign + fire sign = volcano:
bubbling with energy

air sign + air sign = sand storm:
blinded by love

earth sign + water sign = tsunami:
taking over everything

water sign + fire sign = lightning storm:
powerful yet fascinating

fire sign + air sign = drought:
begging for more

air sign + earth sign = tornado:
enticing but extreme

earth sign + fire sign = wildfire:
endless and exciting

water sign + air sign = hurricane:
unstoppable yet intense

the signs as natural disasters/death they cause

Aries: Volcanic Eruption; cooked by waves of gas
Taurus: Earthquake; crushed by falling objects
Gemini: Tornado; falling to death out of the tornado
Cancer: Hurricane/Typhoon; spontaneous debris
Leo: Drought; famine and starvation
Virgo: Avalanche/Mudslide; buried alive
Libra: Asteroid; crushed by impact
Scorpio: Tsunami; pulled and drowned underwater
Sagittarius: Wildfire; suffocated and burned alive
Capricorn: Blizzard; freezing to death
Aquarius: Epidemic; painful infection
Pisces: Flood; trapped and slowly drowning

The signs as Arctic Monkeys lyrics

Aries: R U Mine?
“I guess what I’m trying to say is I need the deep end
Keep imagining meeting, wished away entire lifetimes”

Taurus: Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend
“I don’t ever want to hate you
So don’t show me your bed
The only roads are cul-de-sacs,
The only ends are dead.”

Gemini: Mardy Bum
“Oh, but it’s right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative
And you’ve got the face on”

Cancer: I Want It All
“Ain’t it just like you to kiss me and then hit the road
Leave me listening to the stones
2000 light years from home”

Leo: This House is a Circus
“The more you open your mouth
The more you’re forcing performance
And all the attention is leading me to feel important”

Virgo: From the Ritz to the Rubble
“I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?”

Libra: Fireside
“Isn’t it hard to make up your mind?
When you’re losing and your fuse is fireside”

Scorpio: No. 1 Party Anthem
“Call off the search for your soul, or put it on hold again”

Sagittarius: Snap Out Of It
“Forever isn’t for everyone
Is forever for you?
It sounds like settling down or giving up”

Capricorn: A Certain Romance
“And there’s the truth that they can’t see
They’d probably like to throw a punch at me”

Aquarius: Arabella
“And her lips are like the galaxy’s edge
And a kiss the colour of a constellation falling into place”

Pisces: One For the Road
“Don’t get that sinking feeling, don’t fall apart
Some out of tune guitar
Soundtrack to disaster”

Signs as Natural Disasters...

Forest fires, for those who’s emotions may become to hot:
Aries, Gemini, Taurus

Earthquake, for those who can shake you to your very core: Leo, Capricorn, Sagittarius

Hurricane, for those who can blow you away for how underrated they are: Scorpio, Cancer, Libra

Tsunami, for those who will wash away your worries:
Virgo, Pisces, Aquarius