“WHAT WOULD YOU DO?”: Everyone’s Actual Internal Dialogue
Liam: Fuck. Here we go. Please. Please, just for once, be cool everybody.
Liam: Oh shit, Harry is going to answer. Just don-
Niall: Wait, what? Oh God. Oh God, this is actually happening.
Liam: WE ARE FILMING A MOTHERFUCKING FILM RIGHT NOW. I need a new job.
Harry: Better blow him a kiss so he knows I’m not joking.
Niall: Did he jus- well, it’d be rude not to reciprocate I suppose.
Liam: Please let this stop. What’s the next fucking question? And where is Lo-
Louis: Dead. Both of you are dead.