the derp olympics

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Scott Moir & Tessa Virtue during the victory lap from a different view.
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When life gives you lemons a Canadian flag poncho, you make lemonade wear it on your head & fly across the ice.

OLYMPICS = HOLY SHIT HETALIA

“Countries on Parade.” Now why does that make me want to laugh? XD

And that moment when Mongolians just “showed up, because they didn’t know that there was an application procedure, but they were allowed to participate anyways.” Well, then. You do that.

BUT DID YOU GUYS SEE LATVIA, I SWEAR THAT WAS FUCKING PERFECT, OMG!! 

SEE HOW THEY ALL HANG BACK WAY BEHIND THE FLAG-BEARER, LIKE HOW PERFECT IS THAT FOR LAVIA, GUYS, I’M NOT EVEN JOKING HERE!

And then, you have the Canadians: 

Look at all dem Canadians.

Look how they crowd around that flag bearer. I was cracking up. Like, seriously. I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t stop the Hetalia. Mattie, wow. 220 athletes. And then you have those poor countries with 1 athlete going up against this:

Look at that and tell me the Matthew Williams fans aren’t fan derping.

Meanwhile, I have to wait FOREVER for America. Well, then, Russia. :T

And Ivan, don’t think I didn’t notice you trying as FUCKING HARD AS POSSIBLE TO OUTDO IGGY!!!!

Ivan, you really outdid yourself.

Especially with this little beauty:

*slow clapping* Wow, Russia. Good job. Really great. Wonderful.

But then, when the “Countries on parade” thing was going on, I KEPT SEEING IGGY’S FLAG IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE LOOK AT ALL THOSE FORMER BRITISH TERRITORIES WHO HAVE HIS FLAG SHOVED INTO THE TOP LEFT OF THEIR FLAGS.

Yep.

I was also just sitting back admiring Iggy’s choice of uniform: 

I also loved how on the channel I’m watching on, it talked about how this one country had yet to win a medal, and they were like, “and we’ll have plenty of opportunities to say this later on, because there are many poor countries in this situation.” Holy shit.

So many poor countries in this situation. ;A;

And, of course, the whole fact that all the more politically important countries seemed to have more medals and stuff. I mean, places like, oh, I don’t know, all of South America still have yet to win a medal. And then those three lonely countries from Africa.

THE WHOLE TIME. HETALIA. I CAN’T.

AND 230 AMERICANS!! 10 MORE THAN MATTIE!! AND THEN THAT ONE DUDE WITH THAT TOY PENGUIN IN HIS POCKET!!!! XD

ALL THOSE OTHER ALMOST-REFERENCES AND STUFF LIKE JAPAN LOSING SOME LUGGAGE ON THE WAY, WOW JAPAN, JUST WOW.

But of course, listing EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I had to fan derp would just be waaayyyy too much. XD

HETALIA RAMBLING. CAN’T STOP THE HEATLIA.