the demon laughs

the-demon-reaper  asked:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AMAZING?? Who would win a melee fight between Wrench with a sledgehammer, and H2O Delirious with a baseball bat? I mean, it's an open-shut case really, but I'd still love to see it.

(Of course, I’m always going to go in assuming I’ll win. We might need to bring out MythBusters for this one.)

What I personally think is that  they are not in a relationship. I think that they are fucking with us. I think that they are purposefully putting those things out there - putting out those tweets and making all the fans kind of speculate. They probably think it’s funny, and because it’s interesting - i’d be lying if I said I haven’t, like, thought about them fucking. Because I have.
—  Shane Dawson speaking about the Phan conspiracy theory (x)
Headcanon: How Sebastian Made Undertaker Laugh

… during the Jack the Ripper arc….

We know that Sebastian asked everyone else to step outside and demanded that no one peek in. After a while, the whole funeral home shakes with Undertaker’s mirth. When Sebastian finally lets them come back inside, we see Undertaker still in a fit of laughter. He even says “I’ve seen paradise.” But, when asked about it by the earl, Sebastian says he didn’t really do much. The demon isn’t lying. So, what actually happened?

No… I don’t think he told the limerick about the woman from Kew….

What I do think: Sebastian stood there, telling lame jokes, but Undertaker started to laugh anyway and then just laughed more and more. Think of it from Undertaker’s POV for a moment. He’s a very strong reaper and already knows what Sebastian is. He sees that Sebastian must be under contract and is filling the role of a butler, a servant, to a child. Later, during the Campania arc, Undertaker says he always wanted to know why a demon had become a butler; that’s when he takes a nice long look at Sebastian’s cinematic records. So, back then, during the Jack the Ripper arc, Undertaker is becoming increasingly amused simply by the sight of a demon standing there, dressed as a butler, serving a child, and (desperately) telling lame jokes….

Anyone else have a good story for how Sebastian made Undertaker laugh that day?

…I couldn’t resist much longer, I had to draw Bendy from Bendy and the Ink Machine. I really like the style of the game and I look forward for the next chapters.

I tried something new for this one, like doing a lineart and tried not to put too much details into it.

We all write about the angels who fell, but what about the demons who rose?

Devils who are too pure to be burning in dark pits, but not quite divine to be taken through pearly gates. Devils who love the sky and count the stars. Demons who take the sun and the moon as new lovers and the planets as new friends. Demons who laugh and dance in the rain the first time those watery drops touch their skin.

Demons who try to be good. Demons who rebel. Demons who still have a little malice in their hearts. They play practical jokes, lie, cheat, steal…sometimes they apologize. Most of the time, they just make it up with another grand gesture. Forgiveness comes because the sentiment is there, even if the words aren’t.

Demons who make friends with fallen angels. Demons who trace their scars where the wings used to be. Demons who remind them that they’re not evil because they fell to Earth, and angels who reassure them they’re not bad because they came from brimstone and fire.

Demons who read books and hate the movies that are made out of them. Demons who don’t read the books and love the movies. Demons who read poetry. Demons who think science is a lot like magic and just as complicated to master.

Demons who start to appreciate humans, and secretly root for them to be good. Demons who have nightmares about Hell, and call each other at 4 am. They don’t have to say anything, and they stay, phones on their ears, in silence, because they understand. No one wants to go back.

Demons who are thankful for Earth, happy for a middle ground. If they can’t go up to the Heavens, and they don’t want to go back down to Hell, then at least they have this. The one place they can be both good and bad, and no one will hold it against them.

        ~original lifeline~

“Maybe Void is your wolf, and the thing that
pulls you back… that’s your anchor. It’s not
exactly the same, but it’s not as different as
you’re making it sound, either. It is you, a part
of you, like the wolf’s a part of me. And I’ll help
you focus it, help you control it and harness it. 

“But if you’re looking for someone to judge
or punish you for it… I’m not going to.”

          @master-nikoli || @haletheking

When you forget to renew that demonic pact you made a decade ago and the creature inside you tries to escape…

(via @doublefault28 on Twitter)

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(vía https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLN6K-Cz6LI)

this is a funny video for the AU