the delivery dudes

shinee hosts a delivery mukbang (eating broadcast)

the spread: yangnyeom (seasoned) chicken with fried dduk (korean rice cakes), fried chicken, jjajangmyun (black bean sauce noodles), extra spicy ddukboki (spicy rice cakes), fried rice, tangsuyuk (sweet and sour pork), soondae (korean blood sausage), jokbal (pig’s feet) 

onew:

  • O YA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
  • totally his idea 
  • could not sleep the night before bc he was thinking about what they should order and from where and morning needs to come faster 
  • tbh he doesn’t really care that it’s a broadcast just that there’s piles of food in front of him and he’s so happy ^▽^
  • keeps blocking other members’ chopsticks with his own when they venture near the chicken (”pls hyung you are too old to be swordfighting like this” / key: “i s2g you only became like this after they named you the chicken maniac YOU HAVE NO ONE TO IMPRESS HERE”) 
  • it’s darwinism, if you want to eat chicken be faster than onew’s speeding chopsticks of doom 

jonghyun:

  • lots of reactions while eating like gasping or humming 
  • teases the camera by saying things like “doesn’t this look good~ it’s really good too bad you guys can’t taste it” 
  • looks like a chipmunk bc his cheeks get really full as he just shovels food into his mouth 
  • takes forever to chew whatever’s in his mouth so when he talks it’s mostly incoherent 
  • stashed green tea ice cream in the freezer for dessert 

key:

  • mcing the event
  • reading out comments while he’s eating so not eating at a superhuman pace like the others
  • actually chews his food????
  • stabbed minho’s hand with a chopstick bc he was trying to take the last soondae off his plate 
  • makes lettuce wraps with jokbal and feeds the other members 
  • almost had to do the heimlich on taemin bc he was literally inhaling his food 

minho:

  • completely focused on eating the entire time ㅍ_ㅍ 
  • is this a mukbang or a competitive eating contest?? lmk minho??
  • when there’s no more food he’s like ????? who ate it all and blames the other members 
  • well it’s a good thing in the middle of the mukbang he ORDERED MORE FOOD OH YEAH 
  • ddukboki isn’t spicy at all, he feels no pain 
  • it’s fire, he’s fire boi 
  • he does chug a very large glass of water after which does NOT help  

taemin: 

  • plucking and eating all the dduk from the yangnyeom chicken bc honestly it’s the best part (manages to bypass onew’s blockade somehow) 
  • finished two bowls of jjajangmyun like nbd and still calmly eating with no intention of stopping 
  • also pretty much ate all the tangsuyuk by himself (a lot more lowkey about food hoarding than onew is but he’s claimed certain foods as his bc they’re all “subtly” in his corner)
  • smiling v brightly at the camera like he’s not eating his body weight in food 
  • viewers’ comments: woah….. attractive….. terrifying … humanly?? possibly??

ot5:

  • why do they all eat like they’ve never put food in their mouths before 
  • sm wtf
delivery boy || jjk (f)

Additional details: ‘’pls let it be a cute delivery boy’’

❀ genre/warnings: fluff, drabble.
❀ word count: 800+

bangtan delivery boy series:
jjk | kth | pjm | knj | jhs | myn | ksj

Additional details: ‘’pls let it be a cute delivery boy’’

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It was just a joke. You weren’t thinking anything of it and just expected the good old same dude, who delivered you your pizza every time you ordered one. Just that middle aged man with apparently no wife or kids, greasy hair and a rude attitude. But shit, you never thought your wish would come true. You opened the door with lidded eyes, not putting effort in you looks today and rubbed your neck. But as soon as your eyes glided upwards to the delivery boy’s face, you slightly gasped. This was definitely not the person you expected to stand in front of you. The boy showed of small dimples with a smile.

‘’Hi,’’ he simply said and the smile he showed you reminded you of a bunny, although that was just a random thought popping up into your mind. And in that very moment, you just wished you had put on some decent clothes rather than just an oversized hoodie and sweatpants. He handed the box to you as you cleared your throat.

‘’Hey,’’ you slowly accepted the pizza box and couldn’t help but stare at him. His ruffled, brown hair was put under a cap which he just readjusted as he wore the usual delivery boy clothes; a bomber jacket in the colours of his company, the cap and some black ripped jeans with dirty sneakers.

An awkward silence fell upon you two, as you were still staring at him like a creep while he couldn’t help but smile. It was his first day at work and getting stared at by such a beautiful girl gave his ego some kind of boost already.

With your cheeks all red and warm, you realised you were supposed to give him the money and dug into the pocket of your sweatpants, trying to find some money. Then the pockets of your hoodie followed and your heart skipped a beat as you didn’t feel any money.

‘’Hold up,’’ you said and sprinted back into your home, trying to remember where you had some money left. You definitely weren’t prepared for this once again. While you let the delivery boy wait, you fished some money from the kitchen counter and dashed back to the front door. Trying to act all cool, you saw he had his phone pulled out and was scrolling through his feed.

A relieved sigh rolled over your lips as you came to stand in front of him again.

‘’S-Sorry,’’ you apologised, but you didn’t even know yourself why you said that. For taking so long? For staring so much a couple of moments ago?

‘’It’s okay,’’ he chuckled, putting his phone back and he reached out for your hand with the money, your hands slightly touching as he took the money. He hastily zipped the little fanny bag on his wait open and searched for some change to give to you. ‘’So, you asked for a cute delivery boy?’’

You let out a soft squeal, surprised by him knowing about your additional detail thingy, as you put your hands in front of your face shortly, before moving them to the side so they rested on your red cheeks. ‘’I-I don’t know why I did, and I didn’t e-expect them to seriously send one either.’’

“You think I’m cute?’’ he said with a cheeky undertone, his warm smile growing into a sly smirk as he leaned against the doorpost. He handed you some change and the receipt –although you never asked for it. Your hand left your cheek to get it.

“Eh, isn’t that the reason why they send you?” you asked him, tilting your head slightly. You gave him a puzzled look and put the money aside while holding on to the receipt. ‘’I-I mean, I don’t know…’’

The boy laughed and licked his lips wet, to which your stomach tightened a bit. ‘’I’m their only delivery boy, the other dude got tired of the job and quit.’’

A look of realisation flashed across your face as you remembered the old man telling you that the last time you ordered a pizza. Your mouth was agape by now and you became speechless.

‘’Cat got your tongue?’’ the boy chuckled as he pushed his body away from the doorpost. ‘’Anyways, I better go now. Deliver some more pizzas. I’ll see you around!’’

“Th-thanks!” you called out to him, watching him walk away. As he almost walked around the corridor, you quickly called out again: ‘’Wait! What do you mean by seeing me again?’’

But he was gone already, and a soft sigh left your mouth again; in all honesty you wished for him to stay longer and talk a bit more. He had this vibe which made him approachable and it was something you liked. Despite the fact he made your blush and stutter like crazy, he was still very patient and nice with you.

You looked down at your receipt and was about to crumple it into a small ball, but stopped midway your action when you saw ten digits written at the bottom of the paper.

‘’Text me ;)’’


this is gonna be a mini series, so i’ll also turn the rest of bangtan into some cute ass pizza delivery boys soon ;)

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I love that at this point in the movie they’re supposed to be secret and unknown to humans, but there’s this one pizza delivery dude who regularly sees them and does not give a single shit. Kevin is a good guy.

Straightest coworker: No, don’t ever split the bill!  The GUY should pay on a date!
Me: (Can’t bite my tongue any longer) But what if no one on the date is a guy?
Me: I mean, do we mud wrestle for the check, or what?
Straightest coworker:
Straightest coworker: (Decisively.) Whoever wears the prettiest dress shouldn’t pay.

anonymous asked:

A suggestion: Zoro as a high school work out freak (kendo jock, always wearing work out tanks, sweaty 24/7) and Sanji as a pizza delivery dude who hates his job (Zoro tryin to flirt with the super sexy pizza delivery guy, but Sanji doesn't notice he's flirting)

I’m all about awkward first meetings tbh

Bye Zoro it was nice to know you

After this the weekly pizza consuming drastically increases in the household. Zoro might have a new speed-dial on his phone

anonymous asked:

My Johnny Jim's had a customer who called and right off the bat started screaming at our manager, because she thought OUR delivery drivers shouldn't be allowed to park in OUR parking lot. She wanted us to have to parallel park in random parking spaces down the street from our store. Also the same day, someone called and didn't understand why we couldn't deliver 10m out of our zone, then called us idiots for not delivering to him and he said he'd "never order our delivery again" no shit dude.

I will fight a bitch I swear. I am a huge addict of this establishment because I love sandwiches and I am too fucking lazy to go to the way of subs. I adore the fuck out of them(especially the delivery ppl) and I will hunt her ass down and push her car out of the parking lot into traffic if I have to. As for the 10m person no sandwich for you. -Abby

PS Seriously you guys are fucking awesome and I love you and your sandwiches. I’m hungry now but the store is closed here. LOL May justice rain upon your bad customers in the form of an exploding port a potty within five feet of them. -Sincerely an addict

A Crime Against Pizza (co-authored with @mshoneysucklepink)

From this prompt:  "Your pizza keeps getting delivered to my house by mistake and I need to talk to you about your choice of toppings AU" by @ashesinyourhair from the @dailyau

Rating: PG (for innuendo)
Summary: Some people are very particular about their pizza.
Warnings: Pineapple on pizza, orgasmic descriptions of pepperoni, egregiously overused italics, general idiocy. Stoner Brett.
~3100 words 

AO3

First this happened. Then this happened. Super thanks to @snarkyhag for the awesome beta.

The only saving grace about exam time, Blaine thought, was that somehow it made pizza taste even better. He wasn’t sure if it was some psychosomatic reaction or the perfect balance of protein, carbs, and fat traveling through his bloodstream straight to his brain - but it set off his reward center like nothing else. Except maybe a good orgasm (ideally brought on by something other than his own hand, thankyouverymuch).

The only problem was his roommate. Sam HATED Blaine’s preferred toppings of pineapple and ham, (“it’s fruit on pizza, Blaine, and fruit is healthy, it totally defeats the point of pizza being junk food! It makes it, I don’t know, less junky!”) Which was why he considered himself lucky that Sam had a nighttime photo shoot. Nothing was stopping him.

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darus (jesus x daryl) thoughts/masterpost.

Paul “Jesus” Monroe (in the comic) is openly gay, and has an off-and-on relationship with a man named Alex who is a doctor, I believe. Now, it hasn’t been revealed yet in the show that Jesus is gay yet. But I have a feeling it will be revealed pretty soon here. Jesus is super confident in the comic, and in the show (so far). He’s also smart as hell, and I firmly believe that Jesus was testing Rick and Daryl just to feel them out. To see if they’re actually human beings, y’know? So, he probably figured, well, they didn’t kill me, I gotta find out where the hell their home is. Did he intentionally get caught in the chase after he falls off the roof? I absolutely think so, it’s as if he was totally playing with them.

Okay, on to Daryl, it is a fact that Daryl’s sexuality has never been confirmed or actually revealed on the show. Now, of course people ship Carol and Daryl, rightfully so. Carol is the first woman out of all of the seasons he connected with first. It seems like in the second season they were going for Caryl. But what people tend to forget is that in season two their was a different main writer for the show (Frank Darabont, whom was fired like out of nowhere). Then it has been revealed to the public that Carol was actually supposed to die in Season 3 at the prison. But that got replaced with T-Dog (Sad face for T-dog). Carol and Daryl have a special place in their hearts for each other no doubt about that. But if anyone has been living underneath a rock, nothing sexual has ever happened between Carol and Daryl. Yes, they had an amazing heartwarming big reunited hug, and a kiss on the forehead by Carol. But that is all that has come out of it so far. Now, will Caryl ever happen? I have no clue, for the longest time I shipped Caryl, but now I’m not so sure what direction they’re going with their relationship.

Now as for Darus as a couple?

Let’s see, so if you haven’t noticed I would like to point out a couple of things..

Daryl and Aaron have a few moments in Season Five, the spaghetti dinner with Aaron & his boyfriend Eric (Yayyy<3). Also, when Aaron runs into Daryl in the woods, and if you pay a little more attention Aaron lets Daryl know that their is a bit of prejudice for him and his boyfriend back at Alexandria. (That they’re somewhat considered outsiders because of it). Daryl doesn’t really say anything about it, but obviously listens to what he’s saying. Aaron also proceeds to say something among the lines of, “I know you’re an outsider too.” Then of course a bit later he invites him to dinner with the funny as hell sloppy spaghetti Daryl thing. He’s basically so accepted with the gays of the show, and they all adore him.

Before Daryl and Rick go on their run there is a Denise and Daryl scene where Denise has a special request for her girlfriend Tara. Daryl is somewhat hilariously confused by the word pop, and then there is a particular line where Denise says, “I’m not very good at this kind of thing.” Meaning, romantic mushy gushy gift giving. You know who isn’t good at stuff like that? Daryl. Even Norman says himself, that Daryl isn’t a guy who would push someone up against a tree and just have his way with them. This happens right before Jesus runs into them.

Also, if you look up an interview of Norman, he reveals to the interviewer that for a while one of the writers in season two or three I think wanted to explore what Daryl’s sexuality was. He also mentions that he’d be completely down with it.

DARUS (Daryl and Jesus/Paul): When they first meet it’s intense as hell. Daryl is still distrusting of people because of Dwight stealing his stuff, and aiming a gun at his head. He doesn’t trust Jesus at all. Jesus is smart, fast, and seemingly confident (Just like in the comics). Whereas Daryl can be awkward, silent, somewhat grumpy type. In 2015 Robert kirkman also said something about doing with Daryl’s sexual/romantic orientation and I honestly don’t think he would’ve said something like that if he meant he was possibly considering the heterosexual route. Right when they meet, and Daryl lowers his gun, Jesus says, “But still, Best not to try anything,”. Daryl responds with, “Best not to make threats that you can’t keep either,”. Jesus eyes him, and replies, “Exactly,” agreeing. The rest of the episode is full of looney tunes like funny banter between the two. Daryl chasing Jesus practically playing together. Jesus saves Daryl from a walker behind him, Daryl still thanks him even before punching his face. If this was anyone else, I think they would’ve just punched Jesus. He appreciates what Jesus did, but he has his gun. I don’t think Daryl appreciates people taking his stuff again (*cough cough* Dwight) ..:D When Rick and Daryl are bringing Jesus home Rick swerves the car so Jesus rests on his shoulder adorably. I’ve read a lot of people’s opinions on this scene, and I read one genius opinion. Okay so, Rick is the main character, the main one that the writer’s control, you can take this in a way that the writers want Jesus and Daryl to like each other? Think about it. Daryl is obviously flustered by this, and pushes Jesus back away from him. This just seemed like Jesus will try and get closer to him or maybe show a bit of affection later on in the show and Daryl will just push him away and deny his feelings, like he did in the car by pushing Jesus back. (In an interview, Norman spoke about how Daryl was possibly going to be portrayed as a closeted gay male who would deny it out of his own modesty.)   And Rick then reminded Daryl that he knew that Daryl wouldn’t have left Jesus there. And Daryl, being Daryl, denied it and acted all tough. I’m pretty damn sure that Jesus wasn’t 100% knocked out during the whole car ride. So, he must have heard some of the conversation between Rick and Daryl. I can’t help but think this is some form of foreshadowing of Jesus jokingly and/or seriously flirting with Daryl at some point in time. Also, it’s not totally unheard of if at some point Daryl is under some distress, and Jesus just directs Daryl’s head on his shoulder for some support. The last scene with Paul and Daryl, he leaves water at his bedside, just like with the pop except he doesn’t shake it up. If you notice in that scene when Daryl does shake it up, and says, “In case, you get thirsty.” You can visibly see Jesus being humored by this, and chuckles watching Daryl as he walks away. Jesus appears very confident in nature, and could totally win over Daryl. Norman Reedus has stressed time and time again that Daryl literally has no game, and he would never make the first move with anyone. Robert Kirkman also gives no fucks when it comes to what people think, if you’ve ever read any of his comics, he has badass gay characters. He even says, “There needs to be more badass gay characters, I don’t know why there isn’t many, but with me there is in my comics,”. It would be such a perfect opportunity for the show and writers to show that there can be a badass gay couple that completely smashes the stereotypes. The Walking Dead is very diverse in nature. Glenn and Maggie, Maggie is a white farmer girl, and Glenn is a Pizza delivery Korean dude with nine lives. Aaron and Eric are an openly gay couple that has ran into homophobic people in Alexandria before Rick and the gang arrived. Tara and Denise, Tara a brunette selfless lesbian, Denise a blonde doctor. Rick and Michonne, Rick the handsome white leader sometimes a reckless Officer Friendly nonetheless badass, Michonne a black goddess Katana Queen badass. Come on, Jesus and Daryl, Jesus a fast confident openly gay fighting master with really great eyes and beard, Daryl a cross-bow and RPG wielding redneck who’s adorably awkward and tough with a heart of gold and to-die-for muscly af arms. Throughout the whole episode, Daryl is chasing Jesus. Later on, I can guarantee that Jesus will be chasing after (not literally, but metaphorically) Daryl. There is just so much symbolism, and foreshadowing in the episode, more than I thought after I was done over-analyzing. I’m looking forward for more Daryl and Paul scenes, it’s ridiculous.

All in all, I have no doubt that Paul and Daryl will get close somehow. Whether it be, friendship, flirtation (mostly from Jesus, probably), relationship. There has to be a reason why they had Daryl and Jesus having the most contact with each other throughout the whole episode of first introducing him. Although it would be great to see them in a relationship together as we have not seen Daryl in one throughout the seasons so far, just these characters getting closer would be completely rad. And The Walking Dead love to have characters seemingly dislike each other at first, then later on they’re super close (Daryl and Rick, Rick and Michonne) It’s just pretty much predictable that they will be close. Like I love that one gif-set parallel where Michonne says to Rick, “don’t ever touch me again!” Oh, how times have changed. (’:. Daryl was calling Jesus (excuse my language, it’s Mr. Dixon’s choice of words not mine) prick, asshole, and my personal favorite, “come here, you little shit!” I think it’s because he added little to it that it’s my favorite. ;) So, later on can we expect Daryl calling him sweeter names? We shall see. Tell me what you guys think, I can’t be the only one that would love to see these two badass characters having some sweet times together. :)

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An attempt to show off the majority of my Ryuusei no Rockman/Megaman Star Force merchandise and memorabilia in one photo just isn’t really possible, but I tried. For 10th Anniversary celebration!

From official figures to model kits, buying each version of the game (even when there were 3 editions), to artbooks, cards, doujins, and actual anime production art, I’ve got a pretty decent collection.

Riding the wave after EXE ended, like most, I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect with this new series at the time, and I remember thinking many of the character designs just looked like uglier ripoffs of EXE characters, such as the Gonta/Dekao comparisons when the first art pieces were trickling out.

However, many us of were still just happy that there was going to be a continuation of the anime series, even though the 15 minute time slot just sucked.

Myself, being a huge fan of space and astronomy, I thought it was an awesome pairing for a Rockman series. The whole constellation-based boss theme seemed so cool, and I guess in many ways, I kinda related to mopey, detached loner Subaru, even though so many in the community just blew him off as an emo weakling for a while. But the great thing about the series was the added depth in the storytelling, which while at times, yes, was just your standard kiddy Capcom dialogue. But I think over the course of the series, the character growth and development really did shine, especially compared to other attempts within the franchise.

While I wish they would have stuck with more constellation bosses, I did like the mythology in 2, despite many panning it as the worst game in the series.

It was fun screencapping the anime on a weekly basis, and helping out with Crimson Seiko’s RnR forum/fansite On-Air, despite it never gaining a ton of traction with fans.

So yeah, forever a fan. But we need a new game. And cool Wood Ninja stuff. And an Akane model kit. I’m willing to buy. Hurry up delivery dude, where are you?

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Crap, I’m never getting that box of goodies delivered…

I gotta stop ordering Pizza Hut so much because I always get the same delivery dude I can’t have people out here thinking I’m some type of Pizza Hut loser who can’t be bothered to go to the grocery store and buy grown up food…even though that’s not to far from the truth lol.

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BoysSchool!wonwoo

*I’ve not been active for a few days asjfjsj sorry about that*

  • that one guy that stares out into the window, looks like he’s thinking about the meaning of life
  • he’s just thinking about what he’s going to have for lunch
  • he’s got a mysterious vibe to him
  • really admires how you are when you’re really into doing something, you looked so focused
  • ends up staring at you for a while like 15 mins straight
  • made his emo heart go boom boom
  • volunteered to be your guide around the school he thought you were really pretty and wanted to get to know you better
  • showed you around school told you his favorite hideouts
  • ‘‘ ok so here’s the place I like to just spend some time in peace and quite away from the noise, so yea if there’s anything you need just call and I’ll be there’‘
  • ran away with a red face someone save the awkward bean
  • over heard you grumbling about how hungry you were but didn’t have the time to go eat
  • after coming back from your break, you saw a carton of milk
  • you looked that the carton to see if there was any notes on it or if it belonged to anyone
  • you were pretty hungry so you downed the milk in a heartbeat
  • after coming back from excusing yourself to go to the loo, you saw a packet of bread on the table
  • at this point you were pretty confused ???
  • the other guys in class were grinning like mad when they looked up at you, nudging each other at the sides
  • that made you even more confused
  • this time you excused yourself again
  • you hid your self behind the wall that was in front of your class hoping that your delivery dude would appear so you could catch him right handed
  • not that this was a crime but you were really REallY curious who it was
  • it was really sweet of them
  • you finally saw someone standing up
  • wonwoo took out a cup of caramel pudding from his desk
  • woah he actually remembered that was you favorite snack
  • he tried to look all casual as he slid the cup onto you desk only to run back to his desk once he set it down [ pfft wonwoo pls]
  • you caught him
  • you found him in his usual spot
  • ‘‘ hey wonwoo, why’d you give me all these snacks , don’t worry if I’m hungry I’d go get some for myself plus I wouldn’t want you to waste your money like this ‘‘
  • ‘‘ ohh but I just get your attention Y/N so I thought of starting out small ?? haha guess it didn’t work ‘’
  • just gave you a shy smile that melted your heart [ how could you not love this beannnnnn ]
  • ‘‘ Y/N want to hangout after school at the library to study together ?’‘
  • ‘‘ sure’‘

ARGGHHHHH >0< what do you think

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