the deadliest of fans

When I grow up I want my shower to be a rainforest. The cold water beating on my skin mimicking a waterfall.

In my future, I want a job to only take one alarm each morning. Unable to get up to do what I love any faster.

One day I want enough kids to field a baseball team. I know it sounds crazy, but I’ll have more love for them than the deadliest of the die hard fans.

Whenever it happens I want a strong woman that always has to pick me up. Constantly falling in love with her with each passing moment. Someone to spend all my following days with. Honestly, this is the future I want. Still, we can decide what we want together.

On the Internet, he’s a whole ‘nother kind of bandit.

The 6 Craziest Pieces of Christmas Fan Fiction

#6. Captain’s First Hanukkah

Contrary to what you may believe, fan fiction isn’t limited to fantasizing about imaginary characters. Real people have had oodles of erotic fanfics written about them, from Barack Obama and Lady Gaga to … Johnathan Hillstrand from The Deadliest Catch. … It seems Captain Hillstrand can bring a woman to orgasm faster than he can … shuck a crab, or whatever it is crab fishermen do.

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