“What was it you said—it would take a river of blood to wash away all
my wounds? I saw a video of you the other night. You appeared to be
taking all your medicine at once. So I guess that helped. I’m glad.” She
remembered him bent over the girl’s throat, balancing his knee on the
edge of her chair, covering her body with his. A shudder went through
her that wasn’t fear. “I really said that?” he asked. “It sounds a bit mad.” (…) She thought about the way he’d kissed her,
with blood in her mouth and the sun rising behind her, and wondered if
he wanted to kiss her again.
The Princess and the Ranger. [alternative title: headcanon that Aragorn’s daughter and Faramir’s daughter had a Thing at some point]
Also I headcanon that since Aragorn is hella tall and Arwen comes from a hella tall family that their daughters are probably hella tall too?? Like imagine these regal princesses towering above most men. Haven’t decided on names for either princess yet but I??? Love them??? *。٩(*ˊᗜˋ*)و*。
kookies-and-myrok asked: Hello, sweets! I love your writing and I’m not just saying that Lol i always get excited when you post smt, anyways do you write parent au’s? If you do can I get a BTS reaction about what they would be like as a single parent? If not then its okay! Keep up the great work 💜
This doesn’t necessarily work as a reaction, but I can do a little like… bullet drabble or whatever on this. Either way, very doable. - Admin Dayna
There’s like… this anime called Amaama to Inazuma (a.k.a. Sweetness and Lightning) which is basically about a single father who raises his daughter to the best of his abilities but he can’t cook as well as his wife (who passed away). I see Single Parent!Jin being like that… except in Jin’s case he can actually throw down in a kitchen
Lots of love and affection
Smothers his baby girl with kisses before dropping her off to daycare and after picking her up
The daycare moms thirst after him bOI
His cookies sold out the fastest at the school bakery
Partially because Daycare Moms are trying to give him the succ
Mainly because his cookies are bomb asf
He got hoes
Reads/sings his daughter to sleep at night religiously
Chocolate covered Strawberries while they watch cartoons together
Shed a single tear in the beginning of Finding Nemo evRYTIM
Was literally floating on air for like a month because his daughter told him he was the “handsomest appa”
Tries really hard to scold his baby girl
Can’t look her in the face when he does it because she’s too damn cute
Puppy Dog Eyes work every once in a while tbh
Will cAUSE A FUCKING SCENE IF HE EVER HEARD SOMEONE WAS BULLYING HIS CHILD
Dad jokes, fucking duh.
Picture this: Yoongi is chilling, right? Lounging on the sofa, watching some psychological mystery film or whatever emo shit he watches. His face is pretty indifferent. He’s unbothered asf. His right arm is covered in scribbles and squiggles. His 7 year old son is currently surrounded by markers, casually doodling on his dad’s arm.
Lets his son choose whatever toys he wants
If his baby boy wants a nerf gun, he’ll get a nerf gun.
If his baby boy wants a fucking bubblegum pink barbie jeep atv, he’s getting a fucking bubblegum pink barbie jeep atv.
Also lets his kid wear whatever he wants
Supports the creative and imaginative endeavors of his child
Does not support coloRING ON THE WALL YOU LIL DEMON BABY
Sometimes stares at his child and thinks “whose mans is this?”
Also looks at his child and thinks “that’s the love of my life”.
One time considered redecorating his closet just so that he can hang a bunch of mirrors on the wall so that whenever his child does something stupid, he can sit him in that closet and close the door so that he can look at his reflection and reevaluate his 7 years long life.
All in all he’s a super supportive daddio.
He’s not like the other dads.
He’s a Cool Dad™
Literally Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.
Tell his kids a lot of stories about his “glory days”
His preteen daughter is like… hella embarrassed by him, but is highkey just as dorky as he is
Still got the juice
Can be super stern when need be
His kids knows that if they have an issue they can always talk to him about it
Has the warmest hugs when the days been rough
Shares both maternal and fraternal instincts
Can flawlessly switch between motherly and fatherly traits
Tries to make inside jokes with his children
It never works.
“Stop trying to make fetch happen, Hobi. It’s not going to happen”
The best hype man tbh
“YOU SEE THE KID IN THE WHITE SHIRT? THAT’S MINE. I MADE HIM”
You know that cliche where it’s like… the mom leaves the kids alone with the father for a day. And the dad is like “don’t worry honey, I got this” but then the second the mom leaves, there’s toys everywhere, the kids are running around naked, the water he was boiling is on fire, shit has literally hit the fan, the groUND HAS ACTUALLY SPLIT OPEN INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL - but he last minute manages to get everything together and in order before the mom comes and finds out?
Except like… 24/7 without the mom
Super fast dad reflexes
Also kinda annoying dad noises?
Really good at tutoring the kids with school work and stuff
He taught them majority of their math and science formulas by turning them into catchy songs
Has given up trying to be the cool dad yEARS ago
He’s just not about that life
It’s okay though because his kid’s friends thinks he’s cool
Makes sure his children are WOKE ASF
Tries to enforce bedtime
Keeps them up at night by playing games and/or watching movies together
Lets them go out whenever they want as long as they keep in touch often
Lets his kids make mistakes and learn from them instead of sheltering them from harms way
Motivational Speeches that are actually motivational
God awful happy dances
Hangs his kids A+ test papers on the fridge
“If you show me you got straight A’s at the end of the semester, you can absolutely get your nose pierced” (he says to his 14 year old daughter).
Everyone knows that one person who has that really young but super hot mom or dad. Like, they’re lowkey popular and often have friends over because their friends kinda just want to be around their good looking parent.
Stacy’s Mom got it going on
Except it’s like… idk… Park Jae Sun’s Appa got it going on…
Whatever you get what I mean.
He’s a Dilf
Lets his kid invite his friends over whenever they want to
Doesn’t realize that his child’s friends are high key checking him out
Constantly checking up on them to see how they’re doing
“Are you guys okay?”
“Is the house too cold?”
“Would you like something to eat/drink?”
“Let me know if you need anything, okay?”
“Don’t be afraid to ask”
A little overbearing if I’m going to be honest
May even shelter his child a little too much
Good morning texts and sticky note reminders around the house
Makes sure his child has food for school everyday, never missing a beat
Proud Dad always
His son is bigger than him
Has to look up at him in order to look his son in the eye to properly reprimand or lecture him
Gets pissed whenever he isn’t taken seriously when giving scoldings
Feels really bad whenever he punishes his kids, and makes up for it with like ice cream or something
Babies make his little mochi heart flutter
He’s the epitome of husband/daddy material. I think Taehyung would make a great dad. He’s the perfect balance of literally all the others.
Which one is the parent and which one is the kid?
Knows how to get down to the level of a child, and properly play with them
Inside jokes with his kids
They say goodbye with aegyo
Openly tells each other they love one another
Likes to squish his baby’s cheeks and blow raspberries on their tummy
Loves the satisfying feeling that follows finally putting a crying baby to sleep
Watches his baby’s tummy rise and fall as they breathe
Hysterically laughs at his child’s laughter
His box smile is strong, and can literally be found in all of his kids.
Also has like, three dogs, but the more the merrier, right?
Isn’t too hard on his kids, but isn’t lenient on them either
Is a healthy medium between strict and easy going
Enforces a proper education but also lets them know that school isn’t the only way to a successful and happy lifestyle
Plays pretend with his children on the weekend
Always ends up in a too small princess dress with ribbons in his hair
You know those kids who are extremely close to their parents to the point where it’s like… and outsider watches the way they talk to their parents and finds it their causality with each other borderline disrespectful? You know those kids who can like… curse around their parents and talks to their parents like it’s another one of their friends and their parent talks back to them just as casually?
That’s the type of dad Jungkook is.
Plays video games with his kids whenever their schedules allow them some free time together
Him and his kids have a group chat together where they share memes and ugly selfies but also like… keep up to date with school events and whatnot
Follows each other on Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram
Not the best with giving advice, but his kids know that he’s a shoulder they can cry on
Offers to help them with homework, but ends up just as confused
They all live off snacks and the neighborhood ahjumma had to start cooking actual meals for them
His kids actually care and asks their dad’s opinion on stuff about like… hair or clothing or something
He picks up on his kids habits and his kids pick up on his
they look like a bunch of bunnies tbh
They all have their own rooms, but Jungkook and his kids always manage to fall asleep dog piled on the living room sofa
BTS teaching their child to walk please thank you.
I’m soft, okay
Jin had the day with his son while you were at work. You hadn’t heard from him all day and getting worried you leave work early and come home only to find Jin gently holding his sons hand and waddling with him down the hallway. Jin would notice you standing in the door way and look up with a smile on his face. “Who’s that?” He would say softly to your son, pointing at you. When your kid noticed you he would smile happily and start excitedly half wobbling half walking down the hall (with Jin holding on to him of course) to meet you.
That day you had been particularly tired since you were up most of the night with your daughter. Yoongi felt bad since he was at the studio all night and instead of waking you that morning he decided he would take care of her himself. He was surprised when she started standing and holding on to the table, opening her hand and clasping Yoongi’s finger in it. He would smile and before he knew it he was on the floor, holding onto his daughter while she started walking from one side of the room to the other. When he saw you standing in the hall with a smile plastered on your face he would smile happily and pick his daughter up, pulling you into a kiss.
Hoseok would be spending the day with you at the park watching closely as your son played on the swing sets, laughing and calling out to you two to show you “tricks” often. When your daughter saw how much fun your son was having she looked up at Hoseok, making a noise and holding her hands out. Chuckling, Hoseok would gently sit her on the ground steadying her on her feet and holding her hands as she excitedly waddled towards your son and yourself. Hoseok would be laughing and excitedly encouraging her to keep going and then cheering happily when she made it to the swing sets.
Namjoon was never rough with either one of your children together. He was very gentle and so far the only thing he managed to break was the crib (which you eventually replaced). Your daughter had started walking and neither one of you were happy about it, but you couldn’t do anything about it. You were mainly the one to help her walk to Namjoon (who was usually becoming shy and more excited than your daughter was. It was because he was scared of accidentally hurting her (which you knew he wouldn’t). One day you decided that you wanted him to help her walk, he didn’t want to at first but eventually gave in and did it anyways. Your daughter held one of his fingers while his free hand steadied her. When she squealed in excitement it visibly terrified Namjoon and he looked at you with an “Oh, God. Did I kill the baby?” look that made you laugh so hard you were struggling to get air to your lungs. It took a while for you to explain to him that she was just excited and he didn’t hurt her.
Jimin was always helping with your son (who he absolutely adored). It was honestly the cutest thing watching him get excited when his son did the smallest of things like smile at him or make noises (which Jimin would imitate and say that he was “speaking his language”) when your son started walking Jimin was very unhappy about it, playfully scolding his son when he would stand (who in return would give him a confused look, then look at you to make sure he hadn’t done something wrong) Jimin was reluctant at first but eventually started helping him walk around the house, smiling and getting excited when his son walked a few steps on his own. (Jimin would be a soft as father don’t fight me on this)
Tae adored his daughter and you absolutely loved that she had his box smile and big eyes. Tae would love watching you help your daughter walk, embracing her in a hug when she waddled towards him and kissing you just because he was happy about it. The first step she took he made sure to notify everyone, and I mean everyone. When he would help her walk he made sure you were in the room and said that he had been helping her for a while and wanted to show you something. Halfway through her walking he let go of her, still behind her in case she fell. She smiled and squealed happily, a noise which Tae imitated. He looks at you with a wide smile and scooped his daughter up in his arms then pulled you in to a deep kiss, telling you how lucky he was to a have a child with you.
Jungkook loved his daughter and he was hella excited about your son that was on the way. Your daughter was only a year old and had just recently started standing for short periods of time and waddling short distances from Jungkook to you. When he helped her walk it was the cutest thing you had ever seen. When he helped her walk he would have the biggest smile on his face you had ever seen from him and the first time he let go of her and she walked over to you on her own he excitedly scooped both of you up in his arms and kissed all over his daughters face.
Ok, but I have this headcanon (inspired by this) in which Aurora (my noctluna fandaughter) really liked one of her mama’s pretty dresses so she wanted to wear it to her first fancy party. Long story short, the only way to convince her to wear her own clothes is dad’s promise that he would ask his Queen to save gown for her little daughter. (
I have so many unfinished sketches for this, but my hella important exams are about to start, so see you in two or three weeks
I don't know if you're still doing the anime style thing, but could you maybe draw Alluka like Cardcaptor Sakura? It's okay if you don't want to, I just wanted to ask
(( How you word it kinda confuse me, so i decided to draw Alluka like Sakura, and in a Cardcaptor Sakura style (=v=lll I drew this during my break and I think i got a lil too excited or something, lmao. You’re a lucky anon xD ))
Characters: Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Talia al Ghul, Selina Kyle Summary: It was a custody battle, in its simplest form. But this was Batman. This was the Daughter of the Demon. Nothing was ever simple. A/N: based hella roughly on the current shenanigans of Batman 33 and 34. This is also terrible and convoluted but I was really bummed out yesterday/recently so just wanted some Dad Dick feels. Sorry y’all
BTS Reaction: Their Daughter Keeping Her Boyfriend A Secret ~
Jin: He’d be hella surprised. Probably a little annoyed she didn’t tell him sooner. “Seriously? You know you can tell me anything.” But once he meets her boyfriend, he’s fine with it.
Suga: I could see him being like “I already knew.” She’d probably say “how!? 0.o” “Your my child. I notice everything.” “What do you mean. You notice everything?” “You spend extra time getting ready… even tho you already spend to much time. Your always giggling at your phone.” “…” “I wanna meet him”
JHope: It would probably have been at dinner or something family oriented. One of her siblings probably ratted her out. JHope would like choke on his food “excuse me?” 21 million questions would start popping out. Once her mother would intervene He’d say that they need to meet.
Rap Monster: Idk why but I picture him being super upset but in a weird calming way “Why would you keep this from me? Did you think I’d freak out? Tell you not to date? Forbid you to see him? Who is he? Where does he live? What’s his blood type?” “This is exactly why I didn’t tell you.” “Okay well. I need to meet him. ASAP.”
Jimin: He just jump right into the “Have you had sex? Are you using protection?” He’d be like hella extra. Once she says he’s embarrassing her “well your my spawn so I need to know. But invite him over for dinner.”
V: He already knew. I see him being like bffs with his daughter. He like helps her pick out outfits for dates and gives her good advice.
Jungkook: This bitch. Would probably have followed his daughter to the park she said she was going to “to meet a friend” of course Kook didn’t believe her and seen them making out. And when she was about to walk home he pulls up right next to her, rolls down the window and says “It’s time for the talk..” in a super serious Jeon Jungkook voice in which his kid would probably face palm and be hella embarrassed.
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #3
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REPLIES TO THESE AND HELPS ME UNDERSTAND AND LAUGH, U IS SO NICE
-LOOK AT BAMBI AND CHEEKBONES™ THEY ARE BONDING AW
-“WASHING MCHOTTIE’S HAIR” I’M DYING BAMBI SHIPS ITALIAN CHEEKBONES
- THE BANTS BETWEEN BAMBI & CHEEKBONES OMG AW
-I WOULD 100% JUMP THAT NEW GUY WITH THE BLUE EYES THAT’S TALKING TO ZOSIA IF I WASN’T GAY
-HE LOOKS LIKE JOEY MCINTYRE FROM NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK 0MG
-HE’S THE NEW GUY AND HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FROM NEW KIDS I’M DONE
-YALL KNOW HIS NAME IS NOW NEW KID™
-OKAY I’M CHEEKBONES™ THO LIKE DO THESE FUCKERS EVER DO WORK LIKE ZOSIA AND NEW KID™ OVER HERE TAKING FUCKIN SELFIES LIKE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DIE STOP BEING HAPPY
-CHEEKBONES™ DOING THAT LITTLE LOOK AT ZOSIA AS SHE LEFT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT
-BUT LIKE IF THE SHIP NAME ISN’T CHEEKBONEZ (WITH A Z)I CANNOT SHIP IT
- POOR LIKKLE DOM
-CHEEKBONES™ LOOKED SMUG WHEN ITALIAN GUY™ WAS ALL LIKE “I MISSED YOU” LIKE YEAH BISH I KNOW YOU MISSED ME STOP BORING ME WITH THINGS I ALREADY KNOW
-NO BUT LIKE THAT IS A SHIT HOLIDAY I MEAN HE’S ITALIAN GUY™ CANT HE COME UP WITH ANYTHING LESS SHIT
-BUT LIKE THIS LADY TALKING TO DOM IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE
-IMA0O0O NEW KID™ IS A BIT DESPERATE FOR PRAISE
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ SPEAKS FRENCH OH SHIT I NEED A COLD SHOWER
-LIKE CAN LLL™ GET MORE PERFECT??
-LISTEN TO ZOSIA DOM COME ON BOIII SHE IS RIGHT
-FFS ITALIAN GUY™ CHEEKBONES™ WAS ALMOST FLIRTING AND YOU HAVE TO BLOODY SAY I CAN’T COME?? I AM NOW IMAGINING ZOSIA IN YOUR PLACE #CHEEKBONEZ
-WHAT IS GOING ON WITH BERLIN
-I DON’T UNDERSTAND
-I DON’T TRUST ITALIAN GUY™ NO MORE
-HOW IS JOAN WOKE AF BUT HER DAUGHTER LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY
-YES SHORT BLONDIE GIVE DOM DAT POLICE CARD
-SHIT DEN ITALIAN GUY™ IS MARRIED??
-FUCK HIM UP CHEEKBONES™ HE DON’T DESERVE U #CHEEKBONEZ
-BITTER CHEEKBONES™ IS GREAT
-NEW KID™ IS ALWAYS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME HE’S LIKE BAMBI 2.0
- HE MADE A HOLE IMA0 THIS POOR GUY GONNA BE KILLED BY CHEEKBONES I WILL PRAY 4 HIS SOUL EVEN THO I’M GOING TO HELL ANYWAYZ
-BITTER CHEEKBONES™ IS ME WHEN YOU’RE IN A GROUP PROJECT AND YOU LET OTHER PEOPLE DO SOME WORK CAUSE THEY’VE DONE FUCK ALL SO FAR AND THEN YOU JUST REVIEW THEIR WORK AND GO FUCK IT THIS IS DOG SHITE I’M REDOING IT
-BAMBI TAKING HANSEN PHOTO I’M DYING HE LOOKS GREAT
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ CARES 4 ALL DE STAFF AND GIVES THEM OVERTIME WHEN THEY NEED THE MONEY I CAN’T PERFECTION IS TOO MUCH
-ITALIAN CHEEKBONES HAS GONE DOWNHILL #CHEEKBONEZ
-DOM UR NOT HANSSEN 2.0 STOP SAYING THESE WISE QUOTES LAST WEEK IT WAS ITALIAN GUY NOW IT’S YOU JEEZ
-I’VE JUST REALISED THAT OLLIE, ZOSIA’S BOYFRIEND WHO DOM WAS SHITTING ON 2 WEEKS AGO, AND NEW KID™ ARE THE SAME PERSON I DON’T KNOW IF MY BRAIN IS GETTING ENOUGH OXYGEN BECAUSE IT TOOK ME 55 MINUTES TO REALISE THIS
-IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE ARTEM CHERNICK/HIS DAUGHTER/FLETCH STORYLINE HELLA BORING LIKE WE ALL KNOW THAT IT’S JUST GONNA END UP WITH FLETCH AND SYDNEY DOING THE SEXY TIMES
-BAMBI TRYNA GET CHEEKBONES™ INVOLVED AWW
-FUK U ISAK STOP TEXTING DOM HE DON’T LOVE U NO MO
-ZOSIA BEING ALL SUPPORTIVE AW
-I MISS SERENA
-I MISS MY LESBIANS
Imagine: Izuku and Shouto with bio children (from a quirk, somebody is trans, or egg donor Inko). Oldest Daughter: Curly green hair with white tips. Inside/outside version of the half-hot half-cold quirk. (Outsides are cold, insides are hot). Mostly uses ice but can breathe fire. Son: Poofy red hair. Inko's pull quirk but much, much stronger. If the thing he's pulling weighs enough, he's launched towards it instead of it towards him. Youngest Daughter: White hair. Quirkless but hella smart.
i am v curious about these children pls tell me more about them other than their appearances. what’s their favourite cereal? which parent do they show any shitty grades to? whenever they see endeavor, are they passive aggressive or outright aggressive? what kind of shenanigans do these kids get into?