the daughter of of hellas

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“What was it you said—it would take a river of blood to wash away all my wounds? I saw a video of you the other night. You appeared to be taking all your medicine at once. So I guess that helped. I’m glad.” She remembered him bent over the girl’s throat, balancing his knee on the edge of her chair, covering her body with his. A shudder went through her that wasn’t fear.
“I really said that?” he asked. “It sounds a bit mad.” (…)
She thought about the way he’d kissed her, with blood in her mouth and the sun rising behind her, and wondered if he wanted to kiss her again.

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anonymous asked:

What happened?

Oh mAN OH FUCK LEMME TELL U

So there’s this hella cute guy where I work who well call Benny right? And he’s also super funny and nice and basically my perfect type. The catch is he’s straight af and married and has a daughter (she’s hella cute like her momma and they’re super nice too I’ve met them) so I cry and am OBVI staying away from that but still hurts cuz I spend the majority of my time with him and he’s great

YEAH WELL TODAY the work place was slow and he’s sitting and he suddenly calls me over and he’s hiding something behind his back and tells me to seat so I do and he goes

“Close your eyes and say ahhh” and I’m here thinking this fuckers gonna prank me lmao cuz we always fool around like that so I play along and I do it. I close my eyes and say ahhh BUT I put my hands out cuz I’m thinking he’s gonna hand me over something or like throw like a sour head into my mouth

Then I feel something really sweet in my mouth and I open my eyes and this fucker just spoon fed me a piece of chocolate cake and when I open my eyes I see him with his phone on his hand gives me the brightest fucking smile ever and says

“Haha sorry you just looked so cute like that I had to take a pic”

AND I GOT SO RED. I COULD FEEL THE HEAT RADIATING FROM ME AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TJE FUCK LIKE ALL I COULD DO WAS COVER MY FACE AND GO BZCK TO WORK CUZ I COULDN’T SCREAM SINCE I HAD CAKE ON MY MOUTJ

AND OH MY GOD IM PRETTY SURE HE JUST SEES ME AS LIKE HIS CUTE LITTLE KID DESPITE TJE FACT THAT HES ONLY 9 YEAR’S OLDER THAN ME BUT HOLY FUCK THAY WAS SOME EXPIRIES CE

Ours

“Ashton, come on! I still need to breastfeed our daughter.” You said to Ashton, who was cradling his and yours two-day old daughter, cooing and walking gently to places, with you bouncing you knee up and down out of impatience.

“Nope. Mine.” Ashton proudly said, gently stroking her face.

“No, not yours. Ours.” You crossed your hands acrossed my chest.

“Still! You could just pump the milk using the bottle I bought yesterday.” Ashton carelessly shrugged.

“How long would you keep doing this? Never letting go of our daughter?” You playfully asked.

“For as long as I could. And I’m hella sure that it would take a long time for me not to.”

in the last 6 months: 

I discovered my husband was having a physical and maybe emotional affair with multiple men

my husband lost his job

he got a new job

and I got fired today 

I’m now half a bottle of patron deep and I just realized I never ate anything whoops. 

And I’m watching vine compilations. they’re so innocent and pure. unlike me, who is apparently the spawn of satan. but IDGAF. Satan’s daughter in the house…… 


I’m sorry. i’mm hella drunk y’all. 

Am I Dead?

Originally posted by sgt-luz

Am I Dead?

Platonic Tony Stark X Reader

Written by: Hannah

Prompt(s): Can you write a (platonic) imagine where the reader can rewind time, (nothing more than like a day before she gets a nosebleed and her brain hurts and stuff) and Tony stark is studying her and helping her use her powers, and tony gets killed but she rewinds and saves him? Like more towards a mentor//teacher or a father//daughter relationship? That would be hella awesome! Thanks boo <3 Love ya’ll btw!

Notes: Ohhhhhh I loved this! Especially the element of Tony having to accept that someone close to him watched him die. THE SLIGHT ANGST HO! Enjoy!

Warning(s): Slight angst, fluff.

“Are you ready?” Tony asked, his eyebrows shooting up with his charming smile. He held a document in his hands, the latest readings on (y/n)’s powers. Grinning, they ran over and fell onto the couch. Tony did likewise as they sat closer together to read the documents.

Except that, they never did. Tony was opening his mouth to say something before there was a bang. It was loud, and it echoed. A gunshot, (y/n)’s head supplied. Suddenly Tony’s eyes were lifeless. A single line of blood was running down his nose. He slumped over onto (y/n)’s lap, dead. It all happened so fast…Tony’s assassin got away, and it would be weeks before Nat, Clint, or even S.H.I.E.L.D. found him.

Nat and Clint immediately recognized (y/n)’s disappearance. They were probably rewinding time, going back and saving Tony. They would end up in another timeline, or when they saved Tony time would snap back and Nat and Clint wouldn’t ever think of searching for Tony’s assassins. (y/n), though, was on the case.

***

(y/n) snapped back into consciousness as soon as they had fallen into it. Using their power to rewind time usually meant that their consciousness somehow managed to go back in time into their body. As soon as (y/n) realized they were back they rushed to Tony’s lab.

Living in the tower with Tony was always fun. Plus the other Avengers lived there now so it was always a blast….except for when bad guys attacked. Or when Tony got assassinated. (y/n) grimaced at the thought and tried to fight past tears. They’d make sure that never happened.

It was early morning and Tony was stuck in his lab. Not unusual. (y/n) had found out that their almost mentor spent many nights in his lab throughout the months. (y/n) bit their lip and thought for a second. They had jumped back farther than they had wanted to. It was morning, and Tony was killed in the evening. They’d either have to act natural and save him last second or tell him now and the two of them devise a plan. The latter seemed good enough for (y/n).

Speeding down, (y/n) practically burst through the doors. Tony was working on his repulsors but jumped at the intrusion. His face of shocked confusion quickly faded away to familiarity and confusion instead.

“(y/n), what are you doing up so early?” Tony asked. “Are you here to help me, my young praying mantis?” He batted his eyelashes teasingly. (y/n) shook their head and took Tony into a big hug. Seeing him dead…eyes glassed over and lifeless, that single line of blood…It was odd to see the dead man animated once more.

“Kid?” Tony asked. (y/n) didn’t usually give hugs. He stopped at the sound of their crying. “Whoa whoa kid, what happened? Why are you crying? Did you rewind time?” (y/n) nodded. Tony asked why.

“You…..you died.” (y/n) whispered. Tony stopped for a second before laughing, “Me? Died? No way, never in hell-”

“Tony you DIED okay you were assassinated in front of my very eyes!” (y/n) had to stop themselves from all but screaming. Tony quieted down and reciprocated the rib breaking hug. He’d never seen (y/n) so shaken up before, and as their mentor and possible father figure, he didn’t like it.

“….What are we going to do?” Tony asked. He didn’t know what the death scene had looked like, where and how he had died. (y/n) would be able to help him with that. Said time traveler sniffled before giving him an attempt at a smile.

“I’ve got a plan.”

***

Nat and Clint stood in the building across from the tower. (y/n) had described to them that the bullet had came through the window and the two were now seated at opposite ends of the room, waiting for the killer.

Evening came closer than (y/n) would have liked it to. A walkie talkie sat casually on the coffee table. The mentor and apprentice sat on the couch once more, ready to go over whatever data they had half heartedly manage to gather that day. There was a glass wall just in front of the coffee table, extra strength bulletproof glass. (y/n) smiled weakly at Tony as they both flopped onto the couch.

There was a bang. Except, it didn’t go through the glass or even hit it’s target. Across the street Natasha and Clint had waited patiently and, before their target could fire, pounced. The gunshot that went off was a misfire on the target’s fault. Before he could even defend himself Clint had him in cuffs and Nat knocked him out.

(y/n) wanted to cry at the surprised but cautious face of Tony Stark. The inventor sat up a little straighter and looked around. His eyes landed on (y/n) as he said, “Am I dead?”

“No, idiot! You’re alive!” (y/n) cried. Finally, tears of joy and still shock of sadness, poured out of them. Tony gave a sad smile and held them close. He rubbed their back and whispered, “Thank you for saving me…”

“You’re welcome, idiot…Don’t die on me ever again.” (y/n) choked out. Tony laughed and nodded his head.

“You got it, kid. I won’t leave your side, not even if the world desires it.” (y/n) grinned into his shoulder and finally relaxed. For now, Tony Stark was safe and sound.

I have to do a presentation on a book for English and ‘try to persuade people to read it’ and ofc im doing skulduggery pleasant. im trying to think of a way describe characters but all I can come up w is:

val: badass gay nerd. 12 yr old emo. my beautiful daughter. yea.

skul: hella skella nerd. drives a fancy car. is prob scared of dogs.

tanith: swordswoman?? swordswoman. canon bi. somehow fights w her hair down. nice.

ghastly: precious cinnamon bun, too good, too pure. nerd.

china: everyone is gay for her. shes beauty shes grace she’ll punch u in the face.

so yeah?? Im doing a GREAT job. seriously tho this is due tomorrow and IM SCREWED

My hope for Magnus Chase
  • “You guys are going to read about how I died in agony” - a literal quote from the preview. As cruel as it sounds, I want this to happen. Especially if Annabeth is there when it happens, because that would mean so much angst and I’m sort of a masochist that way.
  • Magnus would go to Helhiem (the underworld), but only for a bit, bc a lot of Norse mythology is centered around reincarnation/regeneration.
  • Magnus meets Hel, goddess of the underworld and daughter of Loki, and strikes up an unlikely friendship. She’s also Hella gay (pun totally intended).
  • I just want a lesbian goddess of the underworld.
  • pls let all of these things happen.